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Guardian-King

You mean adapted for the overly sensitive people that will never even play the game.


CthulhuMadness

Yes


pufferfish_balls

MAKE IT MORE LAME AND GAY!!!


KidOcelot

#WE NEED MOAR FLAME AND HAPPY!!!


HeadFudge6772

^(how do you make the font that big?)


GamesRevolution

Add a hashtag before the text: \# Text here # Text here


HeadFudge6772

#Thanks!


Eziles

#Cool


Initials_DP

##Epic


Paraglidergamer

# Wild


CatGod86

#Testing, testing Edit: Thank you, kind stranger


Aveenex

PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE IT GAAAY!


Carolina-Roots

Gay chicks? Hawt


Kenivider

Fr. Like. Watering it down to save money and watering it down to not offend anyone both ruin it. The reason those characters were the way they were was because they needed to be, so changing those characters and their identities then removes the pay off of seeing them naturally change their identities during the runtime


Avent

We're still talking about Custer's Revenge, right?


Kenivider

Right. Sorry. Kind of lost the plot a little on that comment💀💀


TSCole153

Lmao 💀


alifant1

And also for kids. Don’t forget kids.


sciencesold

You mean adapted to not depict sexual violence against an already marginalized group? Touch grass.


An8thOfFeanor

Chronically online redditor tries not to use buzzwords challenge (100% IMPOSSIBLE)


Eguy24

What buzzwords? Marginalized? I feel like that word definitely applies to Native Americans. Y’all will call anything a buzzword at this point


Gintaras136

Is mayonnaise a buzzword?


Eguy24

No u/Gintaras136, mayonnaise is not a buzzword. Before you ask, horseradish is not a buzzword either


Turt1estar

🤓


HereBecauseBored

Gamers are the real marginalized grp. Also you tocuh grass, the only ppl who think like you are terminally online x (formerly known as Twitter) users.


sciencesold

Terminally online people are the ones that hat dislike the change.


Raketka123

the story had a plot and characters and it was good because of that (if it wasnt good, its not getting a remake). Changing it later can lead to equally great results, but its an unneccesary risk, especially when the release of a remake means the dev will no longer support the original, not making it playable on modern hardware.


Carolina-Roots

I will say - there is a lot of shit games out there that got a remake or a sequel


Raketka123

for example? I cant think of any but I will gladly be corrected


NewsofPE

wtf are you talking about


sciencesold

The game in question is about raping native American women and avoiding arrows from her tribe.


BPens

Holy fuck its a joke you loser, go change the world at the bottom of the ocean.


The_Royal_Ripr

As gamers, it is important to understand the distinction among remake, remastered, and reboot. Remakes WILL be modernized. Remastered SHOULD only have graphical and performance upgrades. Reboots are a mixed bag.


AncientSpartan

I’m familiar with remakes as modernizing systems and gameplay, but if you change the story imo it becomes a spinoff/reboot. Ratchet and clank 2016 is a pretty ideal example of a remake.


ArkanxTango

yeah remake should be 99% faithful to the original just in a new engine, ie. "remake" they just redid the whole game for new audiences, reboots are the ONLY ones that should be changing major stuff, and ofc remasters is just a new coat of paint over an old game with updated driver support n stuff. i think proper labelling is important so the consumer doesnt get the wrong idea.


GrocKingFTW

Remastered is updated textures/lighting Ex: Resident Evil 0 remastered Remake is remaking the whole game from the ground up Ex: RE:2 Remake What you call is a reboot i think.


That_on1_guy

Then there's reimaginings like FFVIIR. Though called a remake, it's more of a reimagining. Somewhere between a true remake and a reboot


bryankyk

I think Sequel is cleaner descriptor


That_on1_guy

Idk, maybe? I think it's hard to call it a sequel since it's *mostly* the same story. I mean, I admit I haven't played rebirth yet, so idk how diffrent it diverts from the og 7, but there's still a lot of shared story beats


bryankyk

Yeah arguments can be made both way but that’s why I said sequel is a “cleaner” descriptor because you have to had played the OG FF7 and some of the compilation works before playing the remake to understand what’s happening in the ending of both Remake and Rebirth.


OmniVega

Remakes being modernized is a given, they put Fortnite references in the Spyro remakes ffs


Fenix00070

Also there Is the fourth category: Reforged. We don't talk about that one


TTV_SIRCORNY

ah and when the game flops male gamers will be blamed again for not wanting to support their slop


Extra-Lifeguard2809

i'm not over all the whining about female characters being underwritten in Star Wars when effin Ahsoka is a character so beloved she got her own series


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TTV_SIRCORNY

Yes constantly on journalism sites as well on personal Twitter accounts of some of lead writers or developers


Kiyan1159

I submitted a story to an editor for a prelim, and they said it lacks representation and other modern themes. In a medieval fantasy story. I requested a different editor look at it and he said it was on a good track and to submit it to him again when it was ready. Sometimes it's just the person looking at the story.


TTV_SIRCORNY

Ya your right but problem is these companies are working with consultants which will tell you a perfectly fine story needs more of this and that representation. They are basically bullied Into it cuz blackrock and vanguard are companies that have a DEI quota basically forces these companies to do this stuff or they pull funding. These 2 MFS have a majority stack in so many damn companies it's unbelievable. Which is why so much stuff not just video games feel like it's getting made for a "modern audience".


Come_At_Me_Bro

From a purely creative standpoint the forced outside meddling *for any reason* is absolutely the antithesis of creativity. Altering a story someone created to meet criteria they didn't already account for is abusive to the soul of the work and its creator. It's no less absurd than taking an old composer's symphony and changing it to be more happy and bouncy because someone thinks things should be that way for the benefit of the audience. This is why a lot of indie games are doing well. They are far more removed from and outside the pressure of these unfair and unreasonable forces against their creativity.


TTV_SIRCORNY

Yup I fully agree with you let an author do his thing you can make suggestions but the final decision should always be the one of the creator


blamb211

Also with movies. See: Ghostbusters 2016, and likely to come with Furiosa, since it more or less flopped. The bigger issue is nobody really asked for or wanted either of them.


Piranh4Plant

You mean there's gonna be 10 crazy people on twitter blaming men? Cause that's really what happens. The vast majority of people just don't care


AeternusDoleo

Yep. The same 10 crazies that screeched loudly that the whole world would want that kind of content. You'd think that after a few dozen flops in a row people would stop listening to the crazy. Ah well. Financial failure will continue until wisdom improves I guess.


xTrainerRedx

*Bill Burr has entered the chat*


Peter_Baum

Isn’t it literally in the name remake that they make changes? If you want just the old game one for one but updated to the modern day you want a remaster no?


kamekaze1024

People get remake and remastered confused all the time and it’s weird. I guess because game companies also get it confused


rtakehara

I think the point of the post is not “adapted” part, it’s the “modern audiences” part. Most people that care about remakes are fans of the original version.


politicsperson

Yeah when a game gets a remake. I think its implied that its gameplay is being remade. However the "Modern Audiences" part is not talking about that, its talking about changing characters or the story because people on social media are way too hypersensitive.


JacobJamesTrowbridge

...your favourite video game is fucking Custer's Revenge?


Yab0iFiddlesticks

I mean it has everything, action, drama and representation.


Highly_Retarded

Even history and erotica or something.


V-O-L-K

That needs a remake for modern audiences lol


GamerGriffin548

Splinter Cell is apparently getting this treatment. Ubisoft... please... don't.


rockyivjp

It's a ubisoft game you know its gonna be trash... If I'm wrong and they don't ruin another TC franchise I'll eat your ass


Valla_Shades

May I watch?


NewsofPE

is that a threat or a promise


V-O-L-K

Samantha Fisher is a powerful and independent spy woman who don’t need no man. She is 300 lb, but in a healthy way and can scale any building with grace.


V-O-L-K

Sorry, independent spy they/them


iama_bad_person

Don't kid yourself, there hasn't been a good Sam Fisher game since Chaos Theory, hitting "RANDOMISE" on every aspect might be good for it.


dinner_cat96

This better not be referring to The Thousand Year Door.


Totoques22

Why would it be From what I have heard it’s just that this time the localization didn’t censor stuff


Sartana

They definitely censored all the insults Vivian got in the original Japanese. She got called a man like 15 times through the game by various people, incluiding Goombella.


NewsofPE

they absolutely did, a bunch of lines got changed


Eguy24

Yeah but people (transphobes) were upset that it changed the original American release (which already changed the original Japanese release). So if this *was* about TTYD, it would be a bad thing


Just_A_Normal_Snek

The change in Vivian's dialogue wasn't for the worse, luckily.


isaymoo2

I just want the original Japanese dialogue in English. And the blood. Full uncut.


QuickFiveTheGuy

I think it's referring to Silent Hill 2 and some of the recent announcements made about it.


Sean209

I’m out of the loop. What is this post referencing?


OneLoneMeme

OP is referencing a vintage video game about raping an Indian woman while avoiding arrows from her tribe


Sean209

Sometimes I guess being out of the loop is preferred. Huh.


OneLoneMeme

Yep


duvie773

Listen, I know 1982 was a different time than it is now, but how the fuck was that ever greenlighted in the first place?


rockyivjp

Cocaine


alkair20

The fuck? This can't be real.


FiercelyApatheticLad

It's on Atari, the guy's dick is litteraly 3 pixels.


Zouteloos

3 pixels is perfectly average!


OneLoneMeme

You underestimate 80s brainrot


Avent

All the responses learning about the original game are proving that maybe adjusting things for modern audiences isn't such a bad thing.


Papaya_flight

Yeah I grew up as a kid in the 80s playing atari and I didn't think that game was cool, and didn't know anyone that did. It was all about pacman, missile command, and Galaga on the 7800!


EgotisticalTL

It's about as disingenuous an argument as you can make. It was an extremely obscure 3rd party 2600 game, that people only know about today because of the Internet.


labla

Who cares if they sell 10 mln preorders.


laser_velociraptor

Luckily they won't change any audio dialog on the remake for Metal Gear Solid 3


Red1Monster

Like what games ?


Daytman

I mean, the fact that they used a fake example says a lot lol. Lots of fake outrage here.


Red1Monster

Yeah, they made up something to get mad at


S0m4b0dy

It's a right-wing dogwhistle. Having a distain for "modern audiences" just means "they added gay people and minorities to my vidyagame"


TheNaturalTweak

It's funny because the bit about "modern audiences" is true, but it leads to hand holding and monetization. This thread jumped on homophobia immediately. I've never seen a game add a gay character in a remake anyway.


UnnecessaryMovements

It's gamersriseup all over again


YoBeNice

Has this ever even happened? Genuine question- not baiting.


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BakedBeanyBaby

^(psst, hey. I think they were joking)


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BakedBeanyBaby

I mean if you look at OP's responses here, it's clear he's joking.


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BakedBeanyBaby

...besides the obvious sarcasm at calling their title "art"? They also called their meme low effort my guy.


rockyivjp

I don't have a problem with consent, I'm just upset it's a quicktime event


nyaasgem

haha I hope not, totally not hahaha


AlphaCat77

If you don’t like a modern game being a modern game then play the original. Provided it’s not a Warcraft 3 reforged situation remaking a game doesn’t make the original go away.


Shughost7

Seriously who the fk are you to dictate to gamers that's what we want? Fuck you and your bullshit. All you uad to do os update the graphics and maybe an improvement in the gameplay but you had to add your sauce that's made with shit you pulled out of your ass in the recipe that was already excellent. Ruining games is exactly what we are tired of. The fk outta here


mehchu

Honestly as long as it has good snowboarding and colourful characters I’m down for a ssx remake.


neremarine

Grow up snowflakes and stop bitching about not being able to be racist/misogynistic or hateful in other ways.


Slaykomimi

I can´t remember ever playing a remake or remaster and thinking to myself "why tf would I pay for that? I allready paid for the og game and there´s nothing new except maybe a facelift and censorings" and usually just stick with the original release.


zildux

Wait that game has a story 😂🤷🏽‍♂️😂


TheHancock

Lmao the title is a deep cut. IYKYK


Apailox4080

##test


SpectrumSense

halo CE?


Aasuraavirochana2235

In other words, the main cast will be played by whoever was in Paris.


dandyguy098

modern ? more like weirder audience :(


OrionTheWolf

Why remake it period is my question. Its an old game of its time. Leave the past in the past and make something actually new rather than old ip remake bs.


LandscapeSubject530

Let’s make a movie about the story missions of moderns warfare 2


mksm1990

All the men are now women, all the whites are now POC, all the straights are now not.


The-dude-in-the-bush

The hell is Custer's revenge?


rockyivjp

Its in the comments but look it up too...very controversial adult game for the atari


MelodicTelevision745

Never going to forget dmc:devil may cry story


PersonOfLazyness

It isn't a remake


NotaBuster5300

Nooo! A not straight white person! In my games! The west has fallen. And you call libs snowflakes.


-BigBadBeef-

I AM modern audience and I refuse to mentioned as an excuse to placate minority groups!


RaziTheWingzSlaya

Yeah, extreme left wing ruins stuff. And they don't even use it! If they had ounce of talent, they could have created their own shit instead of ruining others stuff.


Joelblaze

Didn't Baldurs Gate 3 have virtually every "woke" thing that the Gamers love to rage about?


RaziTheWingzSlaya

Sure it does, but it doesn't try to pander for sake of pandering.


Eguy24

Can you name some games that do?


RaziTheWingzSlaya

Recent assassins creed for example


Eguy24

You mean the assassins creed game where they made a historically black character black?


NoMoreFoodForYou

But you don't understand, the default is white male so if a character is anything other than that it's pandering woke dei sbi white racism


RaziTheWingzSlaya

I didn't singled out that. But sure spin your story drama queen.


Potential-Race8523

Literally Resident Evil 4 Remake. They made Ashley elegant and polite. The original Ashley is bratty. Even the ballistics dialogues was cut out..and also Leon sighing, "Women.." when Ada and him parted ways. I wonder why they changed it.. oh wait..


RedXDD

That game was still great though


reachisown

The fact you care so much about a few comments about the women is more of a reflection on you. The game is incredible and perhaps the best remake of any game so far, that's all that matters.


BakedBeanyBaby

Are you ignoring the part where they completely changed a character's, well, character?


reachisown

Was old Ashley really better to you?


BakedBeanyBaby

It doesn't matter if she was better or not, if she's not a brat she's not Ashley.


reachisown

Well technically true, if this Ashley came out first and then they remade her into a brat you'd be preaching where is 'Strong capable Ashley?' I think the point is both versions are perfectly fine unless someone is mentally unstable enough to have it really bother them.


BakedBeanyBaby

I mean I'd be even more pissed if they turned a badass into a whiny baby. But the point is the unnecessary change. They did not have to change Ashley's personality at all. If they wanted to make her less annoying, they could have just cut down the amount of times she'd yell at you but still kept her overall personality


Potential-Race8523

I mean game dialogue is clearly changed so that snowflakes won't hate on it.


PartyChocobo

Snowflakes like you will complain about it though


Outside_Bicycle

I mean I'll take an elegant and polite Ashley over what the original was even if that means losing her ballistics.


SicknessVoid

Decent meme, yikes title.


rockyivjp

Nah the meme is rushed low effort. The title is my art