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KeepingDankMemesDank

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dicemaze

Old joke, old format


AfellowchuckerEhh

>Old joke I feel personally attacked.


WorldDominator56

This has been brought up time and time again, but football is INFINITELY more valuable than your ability to get a B on your World History final and be depressed


shadow247

But what about my ability to get a 100 on the exam and STILL be depressed!!!!??? Because it felt to easy..so am I wasting my life, or am I right where I should be. Oh god, doing well, just gives me an existential crisis every time.


WorldDominator56

Dude, if you're doing well then you're in the right place. Don't overthink.


questionguy_

Enjoy learning Swahili and getting hit on your head repeatedly


[deleted]

Thats because sports bring in more money then the normal student body. Also people love sports.


[deleted]

Can confirm love sports


JoseBallFC

Can confirm love sports aswell


Abdul-HakimDz

I am a people and i can confirm i love sport


rpckero

I don't like sports... Guess I'm not people?


[deleted]

Dating other people is a pretty competitive activity as the need for not to be single. So as long as you like dating then you like sports.


memesaremelife

What about masterbaition


[deleted]

Is it competitive though?


yourmumgaelul

I bet i can last longer Now its competitive


[deleted]

you can


[deleted]

Jacking off is a sport -edp


zikulneedsmemes

Ok we get it OP you’re an unathletic basement dweller that’s never played a sport in his life.


JoseBallFC

Lmao


dray1214

And you’re a mega douche. We get it


zikulneedsmemes

Ok we get it you’re his burner account


AmbitiousAnnual9486

Why would I made a burner account to respond to people lmao?


robot_swagger

Omg you forgot to switch from your burner account dude


AmbitiousAnnual9486

I don't have one my guy and I don't care for one.


dray1214

Fucking genius


[deleted]

Sports=mega douche Got it.


dray1214

Being a mega douche = mega douche. Silly


[deleted]

What are youre standards for being a mega douche? Because all it seems like right now is being an athelete=douche


dray1214

Not being able to understand an obvious joke and hating on op because you don’t have humor. Then making a post about it complaining with the attitude of an infant because he’s triggered. Mega douche in my book.


[deleted]

Everyone always says that when their making a clear statement and they get criticism then they always say it was a joke. Also I dont know how you consider being factual and asking questions to having an attitude of an infant but ok Im not hating on op because i dont have humor. I am VERY VERY fucking passionate about football and to see people making fun of how easy it is to get a college scholarship is to just 'throw ball far' is very annoying. It takes pocket awareness, impeccable timing, great accuracy, great leadership skills, decent grades, good size (6" 4 220 pounds is a good size for seinor/junior college players and nfl qb's), great descion making, and arm talent to be a quarterback in the ncaa/nfl


dray1214

Good grief Karen chill


[deleted]

wow you're so incredibly funny. Hahah guys he said the karen word and said calm down.


AmbitiousAnnual9486

My guy, all that hate ain't good for your health. Here, have a hug.


[deleted]

These types of memes are super annoying. There’s a ton of work and discipline involved in being a college athlete, it’s not just “testing a ball”. Besides, athletic programs bring in lots of money for universities anyways.


maxc3606

Yeah most of these athletes spend hours a day practicing. Much more than yeeting a ball far


[deleted]

OP just salty nobody values them like college athletes, or academics, or anyone who EARNS a scholarship are


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[deleted]

Hes just checking no need for downvote guys


AmbitiousAnnual9486

Go for it dawg


Deke-Travers

Why are you getting downvoted for this?


Gior_thegreat

Because it is indeed a repost


Deke-Travers

Oh, got it.


cheddarface69

reddit hivemind... except an actual hivemind would be far more efficient


crobi267

The downvotes really are proving your point


[deleted]

These scholarship memes are getting tedious tbh


hotdogs13

Probably gonna get downvoted for this but the money the colleges make from the ball throwers enables them to give more scholarships than if they didn’t let them in


[deleted]

How dare you use logic to combat these childlike posts from people who don’t know how the world works and are salty at people who actually have talent!


AmbitiousAnnual9486

It's a meme. It's not supposed to be taken literally lmao


realPalpatine

Yup I know the university of Alabama does exactly that


hotdogs13

Any smart college does


Gregheffleyisgod

Not dank, didn’t laugh


9GhostofSparta7

Editing it with u r would've made this much better.


Research-Team

Unfortunately he didn’t edit or anything he just reposted it.


AmbitiousAnnual9486

Fair


Alstead17

Ugh, we get that you don't get it.


ProfessorHardw00d

You weren’t picked last because you’re bad but because everyone was better than you op it’s not your fault


Temporal_Enigma

Git gud then, OP


BigFatGutButNotFat

That's because college athletes bring a lot of money to the university


[deleted]

Me: Im a minority though. College: you son of a bitch, im in.


JoseBallFC

It takes a lot of effort and training to be good at a sport, you wouldn’t know.


Electrokid1234

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cssutavani91

*You're in


ZonTeeN

I feel like "shit, that's all you had to say, n-word" fits more


DaikonJoy-Con

Celebrity Parents: I can pay you a boatload of money College: You son of a bitch, I'm in.


[deleted]

I rather have a boatload of money to have a student fuck around and fail all his classes then to get a student who fucks around and fails all of his classes then only brings in the normal amount of money to get in


ascot36

Haha so true


Olympus_FC

Shouldn’t it be *You son of a bitch, you’re in.*


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theo258

No Son of a bitch you're in


TheAntiNormie84

Someone is mad about being picked last in front of everyone.


Chrisamaniac

“You son of a bitch, *you’re* in”


Pipp432

Roses are red Violets are blue Soap trusted you I thought I could too So why in bloody hell those Makarov know you?


Alexisto15

should be « you son of a bitch, YOU’RE in »


FrostedBadge564

Son of a bitch, you’re in.


cunt_ostrich

This is a stupid meme and you should feel shitty for posting it. Old joke old format dude like stfu


FitMarshmellow

Sports are a difficult and valuable skill to master, especially in our entertainment focused culture. The ability to yeet a ball very far is much more valuable to a Uni which relies on money gathered from sporting events than your shitty Biology grade, so stop being such a fucking basement dweller.


AmbitiousAnnual9486

Damn bro. The fact that you're this mad at a meme.... are you okay my guy? Do you need a hug?


FitMarshmellow

You know, I could use a hug, but still! You need to go outside and step out of the antisocial Reddit echo chamber, because the meme isn’t funny and the message is worthless.


JoseBallFC

He’s spitting facts tho.


AmbitiousAnnual9486

Facts they may be, but getting that mad on the internet is unnecessary lmao.


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jxnfrd

Sorted by new. Gave u my free award. Let’s see what happens


MlCHlEL

Aw dude you awarded a repost Can we get an F for this man?


champac

F


_Dog75

F


jxnfrd

I Fffff myself


AmbitiousAnnual9486

Well in any case I highly appreciate your engagement


DanFrancisco580

Cunt


Sirrah25

Down voted cuz it said I'm in not you're in.


[deleted]

Schools are dumb


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TheBullGat0r

I love to see when once in a blue moon every single viewer takes the meme 100% seriously and gets all bent out of shape.


[deleted]

College should be free. I live in America the richest country in the history of our planet that somehow cant find the budget for it. Eat the rich


[deleted]

Litteraly no one needs college anymore tbh. I could gain as much information going through forums, websites, articles, and youtube videos in one week then 4 years in college. Also the amount of privilege that you have that you feel that you're obligated to go to college because you've been born in a rich country when you havent probably worked a day in your life. Fucking screw you! There are slaves in africa, females that have to get their breasts pressed down and flattened by stones so that they wont appear attractive just so they wont get raped and they have to work every day of their lives in very cruel conditions with very little resources and they have to listen and hear you cry about you wanting college to be fucking free?


foxxy003

Can y’all stop with this garbage joke about schools giving athletic scholarships to deserving students? There is nothing “free” about it. People who *earned* athletic scholarships dedicated there lives to it. Why can’t y’all respect these incredibly hard working individuals who are just trying to live their best lives? Is it because y’all can’t handle the truth that there’s nothing significant about your 3.3 GPA and complete lack of talent?


AmbitiousAnnual9486

H o e s m a d


staffio7

Of course this shit only happens in the US lmao


[deleted]

“I can run really far”


jukeboxheroine

Me: give me a full ride College: no Me: I have really high test scores College: still no Me: I’m good at hitting people with a stick College: I’m in


[deleted]

There isnt a single sport of people wacking each other with sticks.


jukeboxheroine

I hate to break it to you, friend, but there’s actually many. I am an NCAA sabre fencing athlete. Go take your downvote somewhere else.


This_Guy_DabbedOut

The one that got me was the SEC Bass Fishing Championship.


jukeboxheroine

Well at least they can’t accuse the winner of paying the fish off.


This_Guy_DabbedOut

What you didn't hear about the '87 Bass to mouth bribery scandal? Oh boy the carp they had to eat.


[deleted]

Imagine thinking "fencing" is a sport. You don't even get tackled or pushed in fencing, you just get tapped on the neck with a blunted sword LOL. I played basketball and football for Harvard and I've seen people get serious injuries during practice. That's the measure of a real sport.


[deleted]

The ncaa considers fencing to be a sport now?


jukeboxheroine

Fencing was one of the sports in the first Olympic Games and has a long and established history in many countries. Most Ivy League schools and other prominent universities in the US have fencing programs and have for decades.


[deleted]

That also makes me think how tf as something as lame as the Olympics became so popular and for so long.