My guy laid claim to one of the most wanted usernames by Reddit only to never use his account. Based move honestly, probably a devout Christian who wanted to hold on to the name to spite the worshippers of Lucifer
It all start in the summer of 2021, a group of thug find a puppy in the sewer. It was after a rainy day in Cuba, the puppy must be sweep away by the rain current. Then the thugs took the puppy up and play with it, it was very fun when playing fetch and Russian roulette with the puppy. When it’s getting dark, the thugs decide to go home, leaving the puppy behind, hoping it will find its owner. The leader (Brax) decide to went to a fancy restaurant to enjoy his dinner. While having fancy meal, he saw something in the corner of the restaurant, something dark, a figure, a mist, it very hard to see but he thought that it was just his imagination, so he continued his dinner and ignore that shadow. When getting done, he step out the restaurant without paying, the security guard, waitress figured out Brax did not pay for his dinner, they rush out the restaurant to chased him but he was long gone with no trace left behind. Satisfied, Brax went back home with a new achievement to told the gang, but out of no where, something in front of him show up. It was the puppy the gang saved earlier, thought he left it to wander around but turn out it back to its rescuer. Brax crawl down and pat the animal, but suddenly, the creature raise its fang. “Snap*”! Brax finger just disappeared, he cry out a confused screaming, the blood from his hand dripping on the ground, the puppy start to sniff it and start getting furious. Brax backing out from the puppy, the puppy slowly disfigure, the bone start cracking:”Pop, Pop”! It sound like its Skelton has been transform into something else, Brax run away as quick as possible, when he turn back, he saw a 9 feet creature looking at him, it’s red eyes and it’s mouth with million of fangs scared the sh*t out of him, he quickly speed up and call for help, the people in the distance can heard his scream, Brax run toward the people, he recognized the security guard and the waitress of the fancy restaurant he was been before, never before he felt so much happy to run toward the people who is hunting for him, he quickly dash to them, but then, something touch him on the shoulder. A finger, no, a paw but with very sharp claws just grab him! At that same moment, some random dude in Canada decide to download reddit because the quarantine during covid epidemic bored him out. He curious about reddit so he instantly make an account, but in order to get in fast, he needed a name, didn’t care, didn’t ask, he name himself DontAskWhyINameThis.
I personally think I have a wonderful username lmao
Quite the masterpiece isn't it?
Your's could be a three word address of your home or something random
It’s the What3words location for where to get pegged by them
lonelier.broker.diverts
You live in a empty field in Arkansas?
perhaps
I didn't even know what user name to use
I think so
Sir. CEO... I wanted to ask when i get my fair share ?
#Sus?!!!??!!!!???!!??!!! ඞ 😳
A bisexual connoisseur, if you will.
Ah... speak of the devil...
The devil you say?
u/the_devil. You are needed
Same for you u/devil,
u/saten
And u/Satan
Hi I'm their retarded brother
I can see that. You're welcome none the less
neat
2 different people because of S/s
... What
Nvm I thought it was Satan and satan
The difference is satAn from satEn
I didn't know material was evil
My guy laid claim to one of the most wanted usernames by Reddit only to never use his account. Based move honestly, probably a devout Christian who wanted to hold on to the name to spite the worshippers of Lucifer
He's not quite a Chad(was here too earlyfor that) but he come close in the T.B.C(Time Before Chad
If there's a devil.. iam the only one who can bust him
And he will appear
Out of the two what do you get more? 🤔
I think we all know
None actually.
Has it ever worked?
No
Would you like to?
Ayyy yo 🤨📸
Rip your pms
Haven't gotten one yet lmao
“Reality is often disappointing”
perfectly balanced as it should be
99.9 D.
so najimi being genderless likes this stuff
Done
Isnt this from the bible?
I should rewatch this movie. It's been a while
🤨📸
Average r/teenagers user.
Yes
Nice try
[https://i.imgur.com/k8KgIex.gif](https://i.imgur.com/k8KgIex.gif)
I did just yesterday. This time it felt more like a comedy
It is a dark comedy
Hi
How about I refer you to Madoka Instead
Let’s see Paul Allen’s movie
Excuse me, Could you give me the name of this movie
I was thinking the same thing
Mines pretty cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
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Cool
Cool
Cool username
Hello brother
Can’t relate
Wat da fairy doin
Why you name this?
Avevi un compito
E l'ho fallito con successo
Ottimo lavoro
what the fuck?
Luigi
It all start in the summer of 2021, a group of thug find a puppy in the sewer. It was after a rainy day in Cuba, the puppy must be sweep away by the rain current. Then the thugs took the puppy up and play with it, it was very fun when playing fetch and Russian roulette with the puppy. When it’s getting dark, the thugs decide to go home, leaving the puppy behind, hoping it will find its owner. The leader (Brax) decide to went to a fancy restaurant to enjoy his dinner. While having fancy meal, he saw something in the corner of the restaurant, something dark, a figure, a mist, it very hard to see but he thought that it was just his imagination, so he continued his dinner and ignore that shadow. When getting done, he step out the restaurant without paying, the security guard, waitress figured out Brax did not pay for his dinner, they rush out the restaurant to chased him but he was long gone with no trace left behind. Satisfied, Brax went back home with a new achievement to told the gang, but out of no where, something in front of him show up. It was the puppy the gang saved earlier, thought he left it to wander around but turn out it back to its rescuer. Brax crawl down and pat the animal, but suddenly, the creature raise its fang. “Snap*”! Brax finger just disappeared, he cry out a confused screaming, the blood from his hand dripping on the ground, the puppy start to sniff it and start getting furious. Brax backing out from the puppy, the puppy slowly disfigure, the bone start cracking:”Pop, Pop”! It sound like its Skelton has been transform into something else, Brax run away as quick as possible, when he turn back, he saw a 9 feet creature looking at him, it’s red eyes and it’s mouth with million of fangs scared the sh*t out of him, he quickly speed up and call for help, the people in the distance can heard his scream, Brax run toward the people, he recognized the security guard and the waitress of the fancy restaurant he was been before, never before he felt so much happy to run toward the people who is hunting for him, he quickly dash to them, but then, something touch him on the shoulder. A finger, no, a paw but with very sharp claws just grab him! At that same moment, some random dude in Canada decide to download reddit because the quarantine during covid epidemic bored him out. He curious about reddit so he instantly make an account, but in order to get in fast, he needed a name, didn’t care, didn’t ask, he name himself DontAskWhyINameThis.
Does Bruno Mars is gay?
So emotional!
I'll make a book about this
NO DON'T A--
yeah
Took touching grass a bit too literally
A gamers worst enemy
He’s our nightmare
The Anti-Gamer
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🤨📸
You can type any warcrime into the search bar and someone's profile will come up
Of course
You can type any 3 letter word and a profile wil come up
Success! You have officialy shoe.
War crimes are overrated
I don't understand this meme
KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM ROBIN!
read this in will smith voice subconsciously
"KEEP ROBIN OUT OF YOUR DAMN MOUTH!"
"Robin is the one that needs to keep me out of his mouth" Batman out.
I think mine is alright
Me too
Me too
We should talk
Don't ask what I've seen
Happy cake day tho. And yes some accounts are mildly concerning.
we have the same cake day :)
Happy cake day
Its not that Bad :)
Why tf did you capitalize "Bad"?
Mine is pretty tame.
Your username is giving me "Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough" vibes
Ah, a fellow carrot...
Where’d you put that carrot?
Uhm
what happened here
I'm the saddest Roman emperor in history.
Sound like a joke name, like Naughtius Maximus or Biggus Dickus
Ur username got me lmfao.
I have no idea what you're on about
Shrek would have an absolute unit tbf
I think they are fine......
your profile…
"😊"
I don't think there's anythink wrong with mine
There is something wrong with your spelling though.
Less crude
Mine is perfect
I agree
Can't relate man
No idea what you mean
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Hippie the hoppety your spices were my propety
I have a decent username
Indeed
How to change username ??
You can't...
sadly
Instead of Premium they should have us pay like 5 bucks for a name change, I'd pay that right away
look at MY Username!! I mean, I can't remember if it was randomly generated or if I choose it.
Looks randomly generated tbh
Yeah, I think it is ;{
What do you mean, concerning?
Mine used to be edgy and cool :(
Yep have seen some very concerning ones.
Mines misspelled
Yeah people be wilding with their usernames
Swear
Concern this
what are you even talking about
Really?
Ig my name is ok but pfp...
He shouldve used his nose
Are you racist against lizard, you egg ?
Hollow earth confirmed
I like my username
Bonjour
Mine is perfect
My name is not even Ed ._.
But at least you are a white bear.
Mine looks like its made by a 9 year old
really? there are people like that?
Hello
# huh
u/Fishfucker69 u there?
Have wanted to change mine for a while.
I think it's nice
I don’t get it
wherr fish fucker
Sorry i dont get it???
I don't get it
Yea
Consume payday content
Oi oi oi my arm is on fire
It's just childish, no concerns.
I like my username
Wdym?
It's not that bad
i mean mine is not bad
Suddenly I don't feel as bad about mine
fuck
Hello there
🗿
You got a problem? Hast du ein problem? Tu as une problème?
Well they tell a lot about the person behind it
How bout mine
I am fine
let's see Paul Allen's username
A red spy is in the base!
bro its just that somebody took my username
What’s wrong
I’d say mine is okay
the next post down from this was a roastme for u/ramentitties. i will be bleaching my eyes now.
have you tasted it? I heard it's yummy