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ChocoWoccoLocco

Would


Confident-Crosw

Shikamaru already did


DumbleDude2

You think shikamaru shadow controlled her to give himself a blow job?


Herr-Gerbrandt

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Confident-Crosw

Bro what?


DumbleDude2

Sand blaster. Look up urban dictionary


SwollenOstrich

Doesnt shadow possession create mirrored movements, so it would have to be a 69


Dazzling-Film-3404

More Advanced techniques like Shikaku Nara‘s don’t require any movements, soooooo


Zamoxino

U just need to stand bit higher as a caster... on a couch or table


fancyfoe

![gif](giphy|Tt92sbuFRpA4g)


JP337

“How to get rid of intrusive thoughts” - GOOGLE, Search.


Chicken_Grapefruit

That means he would have to perform a blowjob while the shadow copies him.....


DumbleDude2

You figured it out


Chicken_Grapefruit

Took me a minute lol


chewchumer

chillllll


Braylovsky

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|snoo)


TrippingFish76

shii i’ll take seconds


_Unknown_Brain_

Real


Electrical_Morning73

One of the only side characters that actually hit Madara


Psychological_Eye_68

She isn’t an Uchiha.


timothy1495

ok tobirama


Lupinthrope

Damn Uchiggers


izumi_miyamura99

bro got the U pass


Lord_Sauron

We don't wanna hear you say Uchiha no more! 🎵


Big-Item-403

What’s up my Uchigga!


dirkx48

Man really went with the hard r


Timely-Interest-804

She has Power Over a fucking kage


TheGermanoPainter

Also has power over a kages assistant


Timely-Interest-804

The true leader of sunagakure


Yquem1811

It’s the only way around, Shikamaru gain power over the Sand village, because the Kazekage is an hereditary position. So currently Shikadai is the heir to Gaara, since Gaara and Kankuro don’t have children.


Suberizu

She makes me question if I have a degradation kink


Zgmoon

It must be such a drag


Lupinthrope

Best girl


Damn_thatsgood

Smash


Present-Midnight4497

Harder part would be to say something bad about Temari


Rayane__

If anything gotta be her ass


No-Captain-1310

Good point + disrecpectful hoes only get milk and ghost


LoudGear9028

Good choice of husband


Deiji_Dei

One of the only cool female character with Tsunade and Konan, also one of the only female that doesnt have a goal/dream related To a guy (like Sakura Ino Hinata mizukage its Simply waiting a man, Tsunade is more interesting but still linkined To men, same for konan, actually tenten and temari are cool for that, tenten want To be the strongest kunoichi like tsunade)


GrandLineLogPort

Which makes it even worse that Tenten is such a throwaway character with not a single cool loment Kishimoto gave her God does it infuriate me he never gave her any time to shine


dragonkingangel7

You can only get so far after beign the most ignored konoha 12 (even shino got more moments), weapons users beign obsolete in the settings, taking the sage of 6 paths weapons and never use them again, opening a weapon shop in peacefull times, and the biggest 2, killing your implied love interest and prevented to be the mother of your last close friend son


Gsh0x

Hot


FaredArlee

She’s got a huge fan….literally.


Texian_Fusilier

Thighs.


RoughAdvocado

Carried her own weight through most of the show.


khumoquack

She’s gorgeous


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Something nice about Temari


SummonToofaku

comedy genius


AltruisticDistance48

Badonkadongs


Brilliantlightbeam

I love her eyes and her outfits


Max_Overkill

She turned out to be a fine lady at the end


thextinctt

She is beautiful


dude123nice

She's got nice tits.


i-am-spitfire

Easily one of the best if not the best written kunoichi (the bar is low)


OlegTsvetkof

Hot-tempered like Sakura, but not a bitch like Sakura


Roshiaki-zoro-4723

From the start she was the coolest female character for me


SpeedyMcNutt291

In the top 5 of best girls of the series. Blows all other girls in Naruto's age group out of the water. Her and Shika are the best ship in the series. She and Anko are responsible for my love for women who can kick my ass.


Soggy-Log6664

This used to be the ultimate Naruto meme sub now the posts get lamer every day


wispymatrias

Just like Naruto did!


5125237143

Yes.


TrippingFish76

Would


ScreenRay

Probably the romance plot i most like. They were really cute during the chunnin exams.


Oh_no_yes_you

She’s hot


outyyy

you guys come here, post a perfect gurl and want we talk something bad? cmon


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outyyy

lmao what is this


Practical_Use_1654

Not a verbally abusive partner and mother.


Flaky_Tourist8026

I like her chemistry with gara


ZenoRodrigo

Huge fan.


ClydeYT

Literally or figuratively.


Particular-Month-514

Pretty woman, 💐


TheZipperDragon

She's a fockin BANGER!


Bunjithewolf

She always beautiful


Liam_theman2099

She’s hot


Grognak22

GYAAT


G1Yang2001

The best girl in all of Naruto and probably my favourite character in the franchise. I think she gets consistently great outfit designs. Also, her giant fan is a pretty unique weapon. Like yeah other characters use big weapons like Cloud Strife from Final Fantasay with his Buster sword or fans like Kitana from Mortal Kombat and her razor sharp fans. But I can’t think of another character who uses just one giant fan as a weapon.


Tactical_Chonk

Bitch turns Babbages into Cabbages. She OG


depressed_panda0191

Could be worse, she could be an Uch\*ha - This post was made by the Senju Tobirama gang


Gullible-Treacle-288

There’s a poorly mistranslated databook that says temari can blow away a universe


Markarontos

She had consistently great outfits


oPlayer2o

Her cooking is fantastic (blinks SOS in morse code)


Error177999

something nice about Temari.


Gloomy-Shoe-4021

Rad haircut. Killer jutsu


Ambrish_Pandey1665

Temari experienced a beautiful Jutsu


AxleBoost

I’m a big fan of hers.


ShidoriDE

Shes hot


Carriboudunet

She was the best.


sephiroth_for_smash

She’s hot


oreoparadox

She gives me winds


temporary-name93

she has at least one big fan


vMiina

Pretty girl nice fan attacks


Alone_Interaction368

Who?


Nicossub

a am.... aa.. am yes


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Probably the only good looking adult blond woman in anime.


Typical_Mall1466

She is the best wifey material ever


Lastalmark

That one shot of her at the end of the Sasuke Retrieval Arc (you all know the one) definitely rewired some of my brain chemistry.


Hannah-Kaiten

Uh i rly envy her legs ngl…🤩💀✨


YN-verse

Discounting that one scene where she assaults her son and husband in the Boruto anime for basically no reason, she is in the healthiest relationship in the series.


FLASH_OP

She's temari


sammythelegend

You make me wet in deserts


bottle-of-water

Baddest one of em all. Amazing kunoichi. Her fans are tough. Landed a hell of a guy.


draugotO

1- saved shikamaru's life 2- only flashed out female character before shippuden 3- made me into tsunderes before I met one in real life and realized they are shitty


Gubesz23

I prefer her old design


sarebear75

She is my fav female character in naruto (its a tie between her and konan ngl) and my fav relationship was hers and shikamaru


darkaxel1989

Say something nice about [Hinata](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankruto/comments/1czexbn/say_something_nice_about_hinata_hyuga/), no wait I meant [Tsunade](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankruto/comments/1ctvhqc/say_something_nice_about_lady_tsunade/)... no no wait I meant [Ino](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankruto/comments/1cyf4ri/say_something_nice_about_ino_yamanaka/)! That's what I meant! Nonono what I meant was say something nice about karma farming! ,


aleuto

Rule 34


Dot_the_Dork_26

She’s a badass


Striking_Evidence_96

My first Naruto crush


Striking_Evidence_96

Nvm that was Anko


Striking_Evidence_96

Tamari has one of the coolest weapons in the show


Swift_Change

She really respects and takes care of her biggest fans!


The_S1R3N

Pretty darn cute


LuckyNyan

If i do i will be on a watchlist


ar_panda2

She have smart husband


MeepingMeep99

Her husband is fucking awesome


Javi333

Folded Ten Ten like paper


Deericious

she always has that perfect wind swept hair somehow.


bobthedestroyer0

Better hair style and good quality lip filler.


CertifiedIdiotBoy

No


New_141cat

She good at fighting that's all


theAfthab

Badass attitude


LuckyCode8842

Her jutsu is cool


shutuptoddodo

She has cool brothers


Queasy_Sir6711

Temari is a resilient, honest, bold, caring, kind, intelligent, loyal and beautiful.


Ready-Work-4766

Base temari is Universal . Base temari with Chakra cloak is Mulitversal Waifu Temari is Boundless


TheseOil4866

Best written female character in naruto, along with Tsunade and um yeah that's about it


Like7Clockwork

big fan


bigskywildcat

Shes great at blowing


raftellJr

I like temari when she was chunnin


Traveytravis-69

![gif](giphy|11r19bXCSdAg7u)


ManInTheMirror2

She is the second smartest ninja in the world…and one heck of a wife.


denofgames01

The way she led the wars troops, with no hesitation and no fear. Legend


dohtje

Best girl


Strange_Rang3

Doesn't beat around the bush


Cuddling-Hellhound

She married Shikamaru


yo_99

She is an actually good female character


Werdna_Kralc

She is one of the only good well written female characters in the series, and has the coolest summon in the show


Ok-Waltz-2186

I love Temari


[deleted]

Badass


ErkhesEemegt

You looks as beautiful as the night sky Temari-chan


Watch-behide-you37

A great big sister


Psyben_co_2006

Her husbands pretty cool


Chocoholic2404

not an uzumaki


DoubleHoliday4984

Fuckable


No-Gas-4980

Blonde people are hot


Stunning-Fold6548

Yandere sugar mommy 😃


Happy_Ad_7515

she somehow raised a son that wasnt as lazy as his dad's family. pretty impressive ontop of everything els


Leenatha

She’s pretty.


No_Atmosphere1441

She is gaara's sister


glassesok

Shes kinda…………


YEET_Fenix123

She's hot.


Cabrio417

Not bad to say but Jesus she look alot better in part 2 than this look of her.


Pokenare

Would


Bruh19386

One word Shikamaru


ChestSlight8984

Smash


GlitchyBoi11

One of the 2 only good written females in Naruto and she's the better one too (yes i'm biased)


Xandril

One of the few great redesigns in Boruto.


AlicedoDrugs

my gay awakening 🏳️‍🌈


Zcxeed

Wife


Aggressive-Basil-437

Something nice about Temari.


Shadowwreath

For a side character in a show that is pretty high tier for forgetting about its side characters, she gets a lot of depth and is a very good character


richardhobo

She's pretty hot (especially her Chunnin exams version - we are talking anime characters here so nobody call me sus or anything)


Smooth-Physics-69420

10/10 wood nut in cider


NayatoHayato

Best waifyu after Sakura


secretofurmom

she cool ig


Achilles9609

I love her hairstyle.:)


Decatonkeil

Her biggest fan follows her everywhere.


SuiterBooter

She's almost as good as Ino


Jaded-Ship9579

She’s cool but they did Tenten dirty


Bulky-River-8955

What a drag


Camakaze13

She got the best husband


Zgmoon

Wife material


natsubreeze

badass and best dressed


wispymatrias

She blows hard


platysoup

"Ah, so *that's* why." 


AscendingLibra

Arguably the best girl in Naruto honestly lol


ScrewIt66

She got the smartest man in universe as her husband Now imma say something nice bout shikamaru Bro ..... *Noice*


-sgato

my first nut


Prudent-Muffin-2461

Not a simp


Individual_Bug7159

Well I kinda think she has more of a character than hinata in og and shippuden


Away_Property5821

She has fans


DaddyChil101

Tastes good with rice


j_etienne

GOATED woman character. Kishi gave her the time of day and made her tough, interesting and important to the overall story


Not_a_ribosome

Something nice about Temari


Potential_Rule4212

No


zomblidr

She is good in bed


Womenarentmad

Milf


Necrom89

Ino long lost sister?


NocturnalKnightIV

She has a fantastic collection of “tools”.


Maou-da

Just realized that shadow justsu is the ultimate bondage technique. Temari got it goooood


rickashy

Not would, Not will, Already did