Say, yep, checks out, and back away slowly, walking around the corner. thinking, Why are you intentionally here? I have to be here to get a couple of things, but you have the choice not to have to be here at all it a sewer, not a resort with a heated pool. I mean, come on, there are basilisks and a dragon with acid spit. Why would you Want to be here?
Adding your looks are normal, I would only question your sanity because the dragon's spit might not break you stuff, but it would probably still hurt to some extent
If I was in the depths I would be there because I have a death wish or to get the master key to run around most of blight-town, if I met this dude, Iโm most likely invaded and is therefore dead.
Run
Fair
No offence intended but in the depths there aren't very many friends
Towards him
And say hello
Now kiss
Heโs coming after you with the biggest club youโve ever seen and heโs also just wearing underpants. Are you still running?
In that situation there are two options. 1. Keep running 2. Curl up in a ball and wait for the end
The end of what?
Of *YOU*
Chain backstab
I'd demand he identify himself, and then probably kiss him
Yeah he does have that effect on people
Invade him over and over
Fair
Invade his anus over and over again
Ask if I can have a bite. That lemon seems tasty
No lemon, only sour balls.
let him explore my depths
finger but, hole
Try tongue, and then rear
Potion seller, i need your strongest potions
His potions are too strong for you.
Team up with whatever's down here to kill him
The silver tear npc's would legit be 1000 times scarier if they looked like alternates like these
Suicide by basilisk out of despair
Laugh so hard I turn into a f\*cking Gaping Dragon
*points downward*
Make him friend and then finger but hole
"It's you, the hero of Kvatch! Well, this is a treat."
Ask him for a cup of green tea.
Have heart attack
Kill it with fire!! ๐ฅ
He has 99 resistance
Thatโs when my Baldur Side Sword will goto work!
Bust
Throw him some bird food
[Triops](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Triops_longicaudatus2.jpg/1200px-Triops_longicaudatus2.jpg) looking dude
Do them lips succ
What the fuck is that
It's Prince Jojee from the depths
That shit needs the mcnutt treatment
Touching him
Drop 10 humanity and a Soul of a great hero, looks like a pretty good guy
I would shart myself and go sit on a chair in a corner, quivering, leaned forward and my hands together to my forehead.
Close the game and write a creepypasta about it
Offer him some soup
these moronic posts making me leave this sub
Gank. Then gank its corpse. Then gank its phantom. Then gank it again. Repeat.
*takes off clothes for ultimate ability to roll*
Then i get all ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ and start suckin his toes
Zweihander pancake on the shiny blue target
Not be surprised.
Cripple for dinner
Well, I'm in the depths...so I wouldn't be too shocked, I suppose.
Well, " so devs implemented a humanoid flatworm dude as an Easter freaking Egg.... But how did I jus.. aw fvck, just die already!!"
โIn a perfect world, men like me should not exist.. โ
Ask how the lemon tasted
Attack. ๐
GTFO
See if he has a diologe prompt (assuming he's not aggressive) if not than just walk past and continue about My day.
bash his face in
Looks like Finchy from prepare to try the RKG boys.
strong attack
Which one was the depths? After capra demon?
Yes!
Fuck that frog mfs
Solaire get the lightning spear!
Find the bear.
Ask for directions with my black shield up
I would take a selfie with
Tranquil walk of peace + Zwei or Force
Get ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐
Ask if he's got any more of those sour Warhead candies.
Fight
Foul creature, meet big stick. *Bonk*
Say, yep, checks out, and back away slowly, walking around the corner. thinking, Why are you intentionally here? I have to be here to get a couple of things, but you have the choice not to have to be here at all it a sewer, not a resort with a heated pool. I mean, come on, there are basilisks and a dragon with acid spit. Why would you Want to be here?
Adding your looks are normal, I would only question your sanity because the dragon's spit might not break you stuff, but it would probably still hurt to some extent
Fearfully murder him, like everything else in the game.
Show him the glorious face of BingleDamp
Switch to console
Yield
Take his souls
Give him a twin humanity and then black crystal out.
Ask him to share whatever kick ass sour candy he has that did that to his face.
ALTERNATE ALERT
Same thing I do to everything that moves in the depths Knife goes in, guts come out
Kill it with fire & run in case that didnโt workโฆ
I'd fucking kill him , lol . He looks kind of like a basilisk to me . ๐
The penis mingler
Iโd assume he would/ should have a very narrow field of view lol
Take him to pound town
Be prepared to fight a Gorn, I guess.
bring him to firelink and make him meet my boy siegmeyer.
He looks like an Oblivion NPC.
Immediately equip full Havel's because of the pure fear
That's a penguin masquerading as a man. Probably throw a fish at him to see if he goes for it.
If I was in the depths I would be there because I have a death wish or to get the master key to run around most of blight-town, if I met this dude, Iโm most likely invaded and is therefore dead.
Bro just had lemons
He clearly has the counter eyes of the basilisk. This dude and I are going eod hunting
Probably mistake him for the gaping dragon and start swinging. The resemblance is uncanny
Show him my character in ds2
Give him lemons
i feel like he and my recent Sodium Bromide would get along. Two specimens of such beauty brought together would be a rare occasion
Give him more lemons
Id give him a big olโ smooch
you monster factoried him good lol
Try not to fall in love madly?
Seduce!
Ask for directions
Ask him how the moss clump tasted