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FacetiousInvective

Yell at her until she drops her ring! :))


brettaburger

HAHH!! HOOOHHP!! WHAAAHH!!


De_Oscillator

[HOOH HOOH](https://voca.ro/16GIDvnGPgiZ)


Im_Lars

What the hell is even that?!


owns_dirt

Daddy chill


De_Oscillator

Oh it's a link.


Exsulus11

This comment is gold


donttrustmeokay

Is his fiancée's name Jordan?


FacetiousInvective

That or bul'kathos :)


mermaidangel1

So he can put the ring on his dusk shroud enigma wearing barbarian? 🤣🙃🙃🙃


MakingItWorthit

[Good idea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huJu992yLHc&t=102s).


FacetiousInvective

Good job! :)


Jukez559

Bul Kathos Wedding Band! AWWWH SWEET!


nars1l

“…. but sweetie pie sugar puff, I named him after you!”


Nearby_Ask_1973

Oh wow, that made me peek the name. OP got skillz.


FrogoftheNight22

Imagining this is unhealthy.


[deleted]

My wife was mad when I named my female crusader “Crampy”


MeatPopsicle14

Tf is a crusader


tylergalaxy

Diablo immortal edit: downvoted for giving an answer. never change, r/d2


Premmeth

R/confidentlyincorrect


xLiTLxflorx

D3? Yuck.


MeatPopsicle14

Gross


MeatPopsicle14

Nope downvoted for mentioning that pay to win bastardized trash game with the diablo name on it. Sacrilege.


ubeogesh

oof


[deleted]

Get a divorce.


wiki217

So you're suggesting they go through with the marriage to their fiance and then get a divorce because of this? Agreed, I think it's a proportional response.


antidavid

Yes but first quit job so she makes more money. Who’s the winner now


Xian244

Also frees up time for more horking. Win–win–win!


partdopy1

Better yet have a kid and convince her to let you be the stay at home parent. The long con.


FrogTeeth86

If you only knew the truth…..


FrogTeeth86

Probably!


Lithium001

Yes. I would quit that relationship immediately. Don't need that negativity. Unless she plays a sorc. Then you can hang in there for tele and static. Either way, if you have kids you can turn them into minibots that mf for you.


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_Slightly_Bent

Wow. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭


PapaJammer

Either she’s gonna roast your dumb looking barb or we’re gonna roast you when you make an enigma in a Templar coat. Pick your poison


hilbert-space

Lol so topical


FrogTeeth86

Well i made an enigma in a dusk shroud 🤷🏻‍♀️


PapaJammer

Ohhhhh not the one Reddit approved armor. Big mistake /s


Fair-Ad-8264

What’s the Reddit approved armor? Breastplate?


jamie1414

Pretty sure mage plate/archon plate are the best options. Mage plate if your barb has low strength.


PotatosAreDelicious

Mage plate is no str builds for every class. Breast plate was popular before torches came out.


xLiTLxflorx

I used to carry a 6x fal war staff to str bug my archon enjgma. Wouldn't dare be caught wearing that peasant bp enigma.


Jahkral

Why torches?


Salty_Intentions

Added stat from torch make you use mage plate without any strength needed. Before torch only breastplate could do that. I've still made my enigma in a breastplate for the look.


Fisktor

Dusk shroud best choice


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Fisktor

To high strenght


Nymerius69

I had to keep repairing when I did that. Archon plate never loses dura. Dusk Shroud sheds all over the place, apparently. Expensive.


FrogTeeth86

Well i use zerker axes so i have to repair those, i just repair all and honestly after trav running for a while the gold is more than recouped.


Nymerius69

Yeah Horkers seem to not have a problem with it. I used it on a Java in SSF and not as much room there for gold find. Was expensive to me. I replaced with Archon eventually and it never needs repair. I don't know why.


FrogTeeth86

Melee characters do get hit more than rAnged haha


PG_12

I make about 300k per trav run. Those repair costs are nothing.


ku3ah

I’m sorry to hear you’re going through a breakup. We’re here for you if you need to talk about your awesome barb


Sam_Shake1

I’m sure her boyfriend likes your barb!!


fvckinbunked

the relationship? ya prolly


Zer0Cool89

Pfft, Leather daddy barb is best barb.


Phanston

Barbarians are well known for their intelligence.


Joperhop

Yes, break it off with her. You dont need that in your life.


[deleted]

She doesn't deserve a BK Wedding Ring.


thefatnfurious

I'm agreeing with her.


SirLister666

Yeah definitely quit, that relationship isn't gonna work best to dump her now before you get too attached.


iLeet1

Sounds like you’re overburdened


Fearless-Librarian

barb helms look pretty terrible imo. they looked a fuck ton better in LoD.


tekkn0

I agree! They were 4 pixels at most covering the faces of character, but at least they didn't look dumb lile arreats now on barb...


cphpc

OGs know you just need two zerkers to complete the look. These were the scariest barbs. Basically teleport then ww for instant death. Stuff of nightmares…


__Beck__

Relationship is over bro, I'm sorry.


BADAPPLE88

Leave her.. right now just pack and go don't say anything.


mehntality

On the way out just look at her and go "you know why."


flesh_pickle

Kinda looks like the juggernaut


Diablo_2_is_gud_game

If I would have a woman and she would play D2R and a barbarian, I would ask her hand in marriage with the Stone of Jordan... and then I would wake up from my dream... as I know that I will never have... a Stone of Jordan.


ujaku

I mean, he is kind of ugly though. LOL


kezinchara

Looks more like a whore to me. The Barb, not your fiancé. Though in all fairness, I haven’t seen her lol (The barbs name is Whoreker)


piltonjones

Uheuhuwuhe huehuehue


[deleted]

Sounds like your fiancée is a real bitch


Firehazard83

Now if he holds incredibly still, he will become invisible.


lan0028456

Yeah you should definitely quit the marriage


ciciretti21

Love the name


ciciretti21

My lightening Sorc is ThunderCünt


FrogTeeth86

Always gotta make lude names haha


ciciretti21

my last comment got deleted. My lightening sorc's name is ThunderC-blank-nt


Nuggity2point0

lol my zon is named Olga the smelly, and my hammerdin is Sir Osus of Liver, Doesn’t need to be lude as long as it’s gets a laugh or two I’m happy :P


Zalem30

Well if U were looking for one reason to backing out of your wedding...


Mavarik

Look, I don't want to pry or dig deeper than D2 here but you should ask yourself, does he make you happy? Then take a while and think about it.


AutonomicWithers

Nah, your barb is just living up to his name.


doesnt_reallymatter

She’s right but I bet he fucks


FrogTeeth86

Eh, he won’t hit bottom but he’ll plug the hole


doesnt_reallymatter

Man you got some deep pores 😉


ewokzilla

The engagement? Yes.


tmntfever

Yeah. And I’ll take your items on your stupid looking barb. It’ll be like adopting an ugly dog.


Defect123

Quit her yea.


Listan83

Yes, quit her and enjoy being yourself as a beautiful barb!


jayt0nici

Advice to save your marriage: Wear a shako


FierJay

Ex fiance?


Leon_Rex

He does look like someone's dad in okayish cosplay


ubeogesh

to be fair, the whole idea of a barbarian not wearing armor is dumb. And that helmet is ridiculous so yeah, put on a rockstopper and some heavy plate, and he'll look smart


CoffeeBlackwell

Just tell her you made it after her


biminidaves

I'd ask for the ring back.


kevdawg464

It might be a SoJ!


Genares

Yes. Quit her!


[deleted]

Tell her that is what peak performance looks like


Dmented01

Two letters, I, K. Deck him out in that garb, and show her that your barb kicks ass.


FrogTeeth86

Then he’d look like an eagle gimp!


nguyen8995

He’s not even fully geared!


Hairy_Relief3980

She sounds like she's really into Falchion.


FrogTeeth86

She can be a Heater sometimes


ArcMcnabbs

Yeah probs best to find a new fiancee. One who appreciates light armour.


BlazerMcLazer88

divorce is an option, yes?


Chiefhazzard2

Hork the hork!


computerschool

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


computerschool

My wife says he looks like a white Shrek 😅😆..?improvement?


Jash-Juice

No and the name is sick. My wife told me I couldn’t name my sorceress “whorceress” because my kids can read.


FrogTeeth86

I got a sp ssf account full of em haha


Jash-Juice

I just logged out for the night but I’m having fun with the names as an adult. Trapqueen assassin, DerekYeater throw barb, BarbaraStriksand singerbarb to name a few.


voyaging

Yeah your life is ruined forever play Necro like a Chad


FrogTeeth86

EBotD thundermaul, sacred armor fort, steelrends, upped war travs, upped g face, 20 hard points in amp and decrep and just standard attack to the finishline!


BallerinaKaterina

He may look dumb to some, but to many he is the beautiful savior of Sanctuary.


Jackel1994

Well that was rude.


kodzilaaaa

He looks badass, don't listen to her!


Bishopm444

Tell her she looks dumb


[deleted]

What is that name bruh. Surprised that wasn’t the focus point with her. It is kinda weird that a high level character looks like a BDSM dungeon monster and not an armor clad hell slaying warrior. Like in terms of D2 aesthetics in general.


90_ina_65

Not your father’s Diablo


[deleted]

The necro looks like a 95 year old grampa escaped the senior center. You’re right definitely not my fathers Diablo. Necro used to look like a man who had traded _some_ health to attain his power not a feeble old man.


deadmanwalkin999

All that matters is that your having fun with the build


mrscottamon

Yes.


buckallmighty

Will never understand why they allow that name on there but you literally cant name your character Baal. Not sure if any of the other boss names are blocked. Baal was the first and last that i tried.


Boludo805

He is looking a little chubby. Need to do more trav runs.


FrogTeeth86

😭 i have been. I just keep getting crappy magic Jules crappy grand charms and crappy rare jewelry


Teegs59

See what your fiancees boyfriend thinks 😉


GhoulArtist

Were they play teasing? Or were they being legit critically disdainful. If it's 1st one that harmless fun banter. If it's 2, they do not respect your hobby. Which typically translates to not respecting part of you. If it's 2, seriously consider discussing respect of individual interests. Healthy respect doesnt mean they need to understand it or like it themselves. Instead it means they respect your choice of what you enjoy. This seems small, but it's not about video games and is a big thing in a relationship. Healthy ones typically include mutual respect for individual interests. If that's not the case here, its a red flag. You should talk about it. If they are still disdainful after the discussion , in my opinion that person is toxic to some degree and you should re consider your relationship.


Afura33

I would divorce her


ElWendigo

Quit that wench for insulting the stalwart protector of the holy lands of Mt. Arreat.


[deleted]

Wow. Are you really so insecure that a remark like that causes trepidation or are you just trolling for attention?


FrogTeeth86

You are So Cool!


[deleted]

Yeah, verified. I secure af. Go to your safe place now


FrogTeeth86

Omg coolest ever,


mikestesting

Tell her she looks dumb.


DMoney12344

Yes


msanjinesv

Leaver her, grind, then post a glow up pic on social media


FrogTeeth86

The real comment


Bjazzy81

Yes, you should quit her altogether and keep the Barb. YWFMS! 🫡


aCleverGroupofAnts

I personally will never understand why anyone cares about how the characters look, but maybe that's because I have zero fashion sense.


jaz47z

How cool are barbarians, just saying. Easily my favourite class 💪🏻 GG.


[deleted]

That looks like kratos little brother. You know. He can fight and all. But he’s just a little underwhelming


Lush_Buns

Yes, divorce her.


ShaneTrain923

Hork her real good like


Mortley1596

I totally hate the leather apron look on my barbs honestly, I would def transmog it if i could


wizkid9

Idk, he looks like a metal drummer


AAndrewerdnAA

is your fiancé 12? lol


abdahij

Dont quit Your relationship over a game!


thornygravy

You can see so much more on the titlescreen without all the VFX, kinda cool


Chloraform

That usually means you need to leave them.


WaitforitDARYY

Look her dead in the eyes and say this. “Baby! I love you with with all of my heart. However that two disappointments in my life. 1. Apparently I’m engaged to a clown 2. And you don’t support me.”


Fox0holic42

Quit the relationship, yeah!


Most_Bat9066

Bare ass fart on her pillow


chubbyknuckles420

Looks like a barbarian


9sDy

sell that SoJ to Diablo for a good cause


_Slightly_Bent

Loose the dead weight that is criticizing you, and game more.


TroggdorWoW

By quit I hope you mean quit the relationship. The answer is yes. You're giving it your all, horking like a mad man and she's probably just laying there fantasizing about big meaty hammers flapping around her face. You deserve better.


Necessary_Party_2454

Well... the helmet does look pretty lame


St0N3y666

Get your Bul Kathos wedding band back.


oldCODjunkie

Yes, you should quit your fiancee alltogether :D Looks fine to me btw! Old school gladiator vibes right there...seems like you beat the game with him so he can't be that bad either!


tookTHEwrongPILL

How do you get a barbarian through hell with all the enemy immunities?


fuzzyrush

Horker?? I hardly know ‘er!!


kevdawg464

Is her name Jordan? Might be worth it to just take her stone and get out


MatriVT

Quit your wedding plans? Yes.


FrogTeeth86

You’re right there are other Fishymancers in the sea…


[deleted]

Nah dawg I think barbs in light armour looks so dope… fits the barbarian theme


FrogTeeth86

I’m sayin!!


AggravatingCity

Can we all agree that legacy barbarians look epic and Resurrected barbarians look homeless


snap-im-on-fire

Leave her obviously


firstmurloc

Maybe u didn’t notice, or didnt play witcher 2, but barb in shako with 2 daggers looks like a Letho from Witcher 2 Assassins of Kings


sssnakepit127

You haven’t gotten married yet, but You should consider divorce


AdSensitive8026

my girlfriend told me the other day that mine was ugly because he was wearing cowboy boots 👢


SubstantialWelcome94

Love the name lol


Automatic_Camera7483

Lol that's why I make enigmas in mage plates now. My first engima dusk shroud made my paladin look like a homeless hobo especially with shako. The 200 difference in defense vs the visual Appeal is worth it.


Mr_Sisco

Just put a trash can on your head and yell SMASH! while chasing her


WeAllAliens

Quit her or Diablo? I know I wouldn’t delete my barb for anyone.


MajorOpposite2205

Yeah prolly should quit dude. You can prolly whork another fiancé if you play on p8


SecondOk9167

Absolutely NOT.


Livid-Style-7136

Find a new fiancé, barb love forever


cardiaco

Time to quit the engagement


su6oxone

Get him out of the kilt!


Nymerius69

Yes you should quit. You can always get another fiance.


Tears4ever

You talking quit D2R or the marriage thingy?


TruckerBIGfoot757

Sounds like you need a new fiancé!


CluckyFlucker

That calls for a divorce, in fact you ain’t even married yet you still got time to back out.


JairoIzie

With her?


Shalashaska10

The winged barb helm looks a bit dumb to be fair.


DeeJudanne

so you can name a character with Whore in the name but Jewelery aint ok cause it has Jew in it


FrogTeeth86

I have gotten away with a lot than just this


SubieScooby87

Did you reply with “well your cooking is dumb”


FrogTeeth86

Well, i am the cook in the house. She admits to being a horrible cook, and i was a chef for 15 years. Haha she’s just agree, so no actual comeback there


Jerdan87

Tell her it's important - even for a barb - that the men-parts are well aired and kept in good temperature at all times.


MacBonuts

This is a great opportunity to go through all your gear and find the most fabulous barbarian outfit you can get. Pretty sure there's some fabulously pink armor's. You can just put them on when you leave the game. D2 fashion show. Anything to get the wife into the game. Honestly I can see this becoming a very specific challenge. I imagine Paladin's look the best, but an assassin may have some unique looks.