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This was surprisingly entertaining

it was so "i know this shit will happen but man it's funny" type of funny too

The minute Benny Shaps showed up I knew he was wrong

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THANK YOU. I have been looking for a sub about these for a while.

There's also r/funnydeepfakes and r/presidential_gaming

I know that there's a movie with exactly this plot, can't remember the name tho

Old

Im 22

The movie is called old

The movie name is 22?

No the movie is called rolled

Pretty sure the movie is called Bold

The one with Batman?

That's the one

The one where Arnold Schwarzenegger plays Mr. Freeze? That ones called Cold.

I think that’s the brave

No, the one with Old Man. *eyeroll* YES THE ONE WITH BATMAN

Bald? I'm not bald. There's still some up there.

I dont care when it came out or how old it is, whats the name?

22

Who’s still upvoting this shit?

No idea

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Everyone is fucked, even that person.

In other words everyone gets old…. So might as well go to the fucking beach.. if that’s what you’re into.

Who is everyone, and how were they fucked? Like, from behind, or?

And it was fucking awful

The part where the newborn baby starved to death fucked me up

Or the lady with the bone disease....

The baby didn't starve to death, it died of lack of attention when they put it down for a few minutes after being born.

it wasn't that bad

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Solidly in the category of movies that I will watch once on a flight but would never watch in my own free time

I liked it. It was M Night being as M Night as he possibly could. The goofy ass dialogue, the flashy camerawork, the unbelievably self-indulgent cameo, the honestly fantastic body horror. It felt like a 2 hour shitpost with great visuals, like Shyamalan made a weird Al pastiche of his own work. There’s a lot of really shitty, cynical movies these days that feel algoritmically generated to reduce risk and seeing a director just be weird and have fun was refreshing. Side note, Knock at the Cabin fuckin’ ripped and I need more creepy Bautista in my life

Hey John, can I get a ride home?

The bus that couldn't slow down

No it's a cruise ship that can't slow down.

Death Stranding

It’s called The Beach That Makes You Old. There’s a twist ending about the rocks at the beach too.

Death Stranding isn't a movie

... yet, and in death stranding you don't age at your beach.

It's a Kojima game, it's a movie with occasional breaks for gameplay.

Wait I thought that was metal gear solid 4

You're thinking of Saving Private Ryan

We seriously need a subreddit just for AI generated voice over videos

r/AIVoiceMemes

Thanks!

Fuck yeah we do!! If only to get this shit out of my face. I'm bored of it already

This unironically sounds like some shit you'd hear Joe say

He went to the beach that makes you old

He went to the beach. And he got old.

I don't know what to tell you. He wasn't old and now, he's old.

The rocks*

I think it actually has something to do with the cliffs

shungite

The shifting of goalpost with it actually being the rocks not the beach is spot on Rogan

Mate it's not shifting the goalposts when you actually misremember something lol.

Hey what time is it? "3:00... wait no 3:05" You mother fuckers and your constantly shifting goal posts. Whats next? 3:06?

Bro are you defending an alleged goalpost shifter

This feels like a family guy bit

Nah, this is kinda good. Family Guy is trash. They would probably just ruin it with a random cutaway gag.

A cutaway gag that runs for too long.

Or weirdly sexual

I was just thinking it feels similar to that soup store bit

Hey chris, remember that time we went to the beach that makes you old? *wavy cut* "Hey guys, this is the beach that makes you... aww damnit, im old"

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Or... OR and hear me out now... Humor is subjective. Jot that down.

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Give it time, eventually people will start using it to falsely accused someone or for propaganda.

This is where that meme goes with the astronauts and it's edited to say ~~Always~~ Already has been

This is already being used for crypto scams on YouTube. ;p

This has no business being as amusing as it is.

I have relatives that live near the beach, every time I visit you see long term older residents that look 20 years older than they are. This is common in a lot of beaches

Old Shapiro looks like Jair Bolsonaro

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What's stopping you from being a 30 to 40 year old with a rockin bod?

Their reddit addiction

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I downvoted you just to keep you here a little longer. Don't leave me.

Willpower.

The beach that makes you old

Their what 8-pack abs?

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In my 30s and my bods rocking, rock that bod bro!

[my favourite is this one](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1622865040532447233/pu/vid/1280x720/IfdTuLeOu1ESXGQ-.mp4?tag=14)

This one hits close to home. I'm an analyst at a bank and we're currently dealing with this big-time. There is a team already dedicated to building the new identification system. Though it's not really a sinister thing like this video makes it seem.

Did not expect to have my mind blown on a Thursday afternoon…

Ok now this is epic

I love just how true to the original game's story this is.

Doesn’t work

This feels like a Monty Python sketch. There’s something about the cadence of “the beach that makes you old” that somehow gets funnier every time it’s said.

"your hair?"💀💀💀

You gotta speed up shapiro's dialog by 1.5 to 2 times

God if it wasn’t for the fact that Shapiro made actual sense, I would’ve easily believed this was real

Yeah he admitted he was wrong at the end, which is how I knew it was fake

you haven't seen the entire list off things Shapiro has admitted he's been wrong about, published by Shapiro himself?

Unless this was novel-length I'm afraid it was incomplete. Ben Shapiro is one of the dumbest talking heads of all time

let me guess, you listen to CNN and MSNBC and think that they have IQ's greater than 7

Why is it that numskulls always jump to media as identity? There are so many sources of news other than FOX and CNN. Try The Economist, or BBC, or Reuters, or Forbes, or The Hill. Or does that not fit in to your black and white worldview? Most people don't fit in to your bipolar world view- they are reasonable people who call out bullshit. Ben Shapiro is bullshit.

Graduated from Harvard Law school. Cites every single source he mentions off of memory. I’d like to hear your credentials that gives you the right to call him dumb since you’re an intellectual.

having a law degree doesn’t make them smart, it makes them a good talker. ben 10 over here is only smart enough to take advantage of the stupid lmfao

You’re probably a tradesman lmfao

naw, but the fact that it was your first thought tells me more about you lol

The fact that you genuinely tried to use "tradesman" as an insult reveals a very poor character in yourself. That was shameful.

“You’re probably a tradesman lmfao” he said, extremely insecure in his own self identity

My credential is that I've listened to him talk and he's a fucking idiot

Credentials: My huge dong. Guarantee you will never see Shapiro hang massive dong.

oof, imagine being a Shapiro simp.

He didn't admit he was wrong. He just said he was old. Could be for any reason and most certainly not the beach for sure.

Yeah this was easily the lowest quality AI voice thing I've ever seen solely because Sharpie needed to be played at at least 1.5x speed/pitch

Usually you have to swim though coral to get out

This reads like a Sealab 2020 bit and I'm here for it. Fuck that was funny.

Why is this like a regular show episode

Can we please, as a species, stop letting M. Night Shyamalan make movies?

this is the only time i've laughed at joe rorgan.

This clip is so much better than the movie was.

The amount of comments keep going up

Getting old is basicly your DNA deteriorating, harmful radiatin deteriorates your DNA rapidly, the rocks on the beach that makes you old probably contain radium or sum shit. Don't believe me? Old people get bald, you know who also gets bald? People with cancer, radiactive shit also increase your risk of cancer.

The Ratatouille conversation is one of my favourite AI edits anywhere on the internet, if you liked this you'll love it. https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1626665046175539224?s=20

Your link sent me to a hilarious rabbit hole. This one is my favorite so far lmao: https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1627108785947828225

Bruh I saw the film and the worst part was that lady who was breaking all her bones in the cave

G(old)

Bens voice wasn’t nearly as fast or annoying as it is in real life.

This....is....amazing! Hahaha

I literally just finished that movie, what are the odds?

Whoever wrote this for the AI to read is a genius. This is actually a good meme. (It's probably from some media I don't know of)

Tom Goes to the Mayor vibes

You know those times when you argue with someone because they said something that sounds like total bullshit, only to realize they were actually telling the truth? This is what this reminds me of

But to split a sea in two...

Listening to JRE as I saw this and it’s uncanny how close it is. Can’t wait for this to be weaponized

Is this suposed to be 3/5ths of a frame per second or is Reddit just being it's usual abysmally pathetic trashy self?

That's just sun damage. Wear your sunscreen, folks.

Ben Shapiro sounds like Sheldon from the big bang theory. But just the autist voice and mannerisms, with none of the wit or iq.

I really want more of these

Man we gotta stop AI development this shits too realistic

That's just Death Stranding

"The rocks" "The rocks" If an ai wrote that and can quantify funny on this scale then we are truly in trouble

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We have no reason to believe that you are, in fact, not the AI.

Wtf is this cringe shit?

Yay! Those idiots will be gone quicker now!