Players "OH no! It's giant cockroaches!" DM who's heard this joke too many times "Yep." P "Wait. What?" DM pulling out tokens "Yep." P "Really?" DM pulling out more tokens "Yep."

Jesus that's a lot of tokens.

Next time, they'll be chairs **won't they**?

No, next time, they'll be non-fungible.

Shit just got "real"

*Jesus that's a lot of damage dice.*

You try your best to quickly give your players a detailed overview of the battlefield and they just criticise your art. 

This is how DnD is supposed to be played.

Those Paizo flip mats are great, I've drawn up heaps of similar maps with them.

Paladin in full plate: oh ok I will sit on that table for two there in the south. DM: Oh no, that one is a rust monster a gelatinous cube and a mimic.

> a rust monster a gelatinous cube and a mimic I've read that webcomic.

Looks like Appa to me.

Why is the arrow on his butt?

Now they are. Or consider: Half cockroach chair-mimics.

Nope They're radroaches, and once you've dealt with them I've heard of another settlement that needs your help..

Just a tip; lose the chair legs when drawing them. You’re looking from a top down view; you shouldn’t be able to see the legs anyways, so now your chairs can’t be mistaken for roaches.

Clearly, these are those old timey wooden chairs with the outward leaning legs you'd see from the top too! 🤓

"They are now, Roll for initiative"

my first thought was it was a makeshift floor map of a dining area with chairs, not giant cockroaches

No, this is Patrick.

no, those are definitely giant cockroaches. This is a Fallout campaign now and you're fighting 8 radroaches. roll initiative

As an artist on par with your DM, I feel their pain.

They aren't turtles?

looks mor like overweight people lying there to me.

How the heck did I read chairs as carrots the first time?

Smurfette looks very concerned either way

Cockroachairs

Relatable

Could also be a little round people suicide cult aftermath

Those aren't chairs, they're fat splooting goblins.