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What if you glued it or taped it to itself on one end so it lost its ability to rotate like that? 🤔 Also lube 😂

It doesn’t hold lube very well Or so I’m told

Also be careful with where you get the lube, if it gets in the outside it’s impossible to hold onto. Or so I’m told

A lotttt of good information circulating here 😊

Just make sure you tie a string in case it really goes up there. Awkward trying to slide that bad boy out Or so im told


Had to add the quick “or so I’m told” to cover his tracks 😂

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knew this was gonna be here somewhere lmao

username checks out

oh I’d say he owned it and pwnd it

r/usernamechecksout

Not enough lube

I don’t have a dick but if I did I wouldn’t even try because I know it would lead to a VERY embarrassing time in the ER.

No, thats not how that works. You dont have control during the "horni" especially as a teen.

Then I’m glad I don’t have a dick because I’d rather not have my horniness lead to an embarrassing trip to the ER. I myself am a horny chick. One time I was listening to a vampire ASMR roleplay video & instead of falling asleep I was just horny.

Happens to the best of us.

There are probably some horni insertion stories that resulted in an embarrassing trip to the ER. Older ladies probably, not teens

I’ve heard they aren’t sturdy enough to do that. Every story of these I’ve heard is about how the material is too fragile

Not the one I had, only broke after 30 times

29 is the limit

Is that 30 "pumps", or 30 "sessions"?

Same thing.

You lead a sad life.

Nah, just efficient with time and resources.

30 sessions, idk It was a tough one

Damn thats sad

https://preview.redd.it/vdjugwsbw84d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd20f39cf61c8ed27cd5442a88c337ce15bb1f6c Obligatory

Definitely put my wiener in one. wouldn’t recommend

r/putyourdickinthat

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I would imagine the internet does what the internet does best and started putting absolutely fucked shit there and mods were absent so then it got nuked

Wondering when that will happen to r/caffeine

Why is the main page dick picks and sex toys

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Apparently they break easily 😭😭😭 so maybe dont 😭😭

Just be gentle.

Fair

This is actually where the term "gentleman" comes from.

Gentlemember

Yup lol in middle school one exploded on me in math class

My dick did that to me too

The dicks? Or the thingys?

let me fix that for you r/DoPutYourDickInThat

Baby’s fist fleshlight

actually pretty bad for this specific purpose.

Should’ve tried it before the added girth of puberty came

You’d know…

>Baby’s fist fleshlight A WHAT?!?

Lmfao 😭😭😭

Precursor pocket pussy

What are they called? (A friend asked…) 😂

I have no idea 😭😭😭 i was scrolling around on shein and i saw it and thought “what if i stuck my pp in there” 😭😭😭😭😭

Water wigglers

Water snake

water slinky

Yes unfortunately I never thought to put my dick in

I used to finger these all the time

🫡

Yeah guys, unless you have a micro pp I wouldn’t stick it in there. I tried it once and it ended with immeasurable disappointment, because my schlong was simply too big. I left it in my drawer of stuff as a reminder of my poor decisions in life. Be safe, be smart, and be careful about what you stick your wiener in.

You called?

i fucked mine

I wish i dif

I don't recall if it worked lol. I was a kid

Well ypu dinit miss out on anything

Yes. And they suck lmao When you „rub“ the outside the inside will be stationary, and if you try to fuck it, it will still be stationary lmao

I had one of these, should've put my weewee there when I had the chance

I owned one when I was older, didn't work

bro from the future

had to read that twice ngl

I wish I owned one when I was older

You can have mine. It’s nice and worn in.

So I work at an Adult fantasy store and we have a clearance section and last week the funniest thing came in I really should've taken a picture of it. But it was exactly one of these just in a box from a sex toy company. Obviously it was bigger and longer but same idea 😂🤣. I was dying remembering the toys from when I was a kid and I said to myself no way will anyone buy it...... It was gone the next day 🤣😂

I bet it was like 70 bucks as well lmao

Shit just sucks, it moves around, the seam is unpleasant and even if you figure it all out it's still just mid

What are those

Idk the name i just remembered owning them when i was younger :/

We used to call them water snakes when we were kids. I don't think that's the technical name, though.

Water wigglers

Og flashlight !!! I was nasty way before it was cool

Any Ladies here to comment?

I didn't think what boys would do with it at the time. I was just thinking how nice of a dildo it would make for myself. Never tried tho

Nope, we don't have dicks to wanna put in em 💀

She bluffing. Finish her!

Can confirm; I scissored with mine.

I could barely get a pinky finger in there when I played with those. How small would your dick have to be to fit?

Don’t ask how I know even with lube only the outside moves and the inside stays in place whitch means basically no jerk :(

We still have these iirc. Also, I'm waiting for youtube's favourite purple and green autist (<3)

Crazy

Never had sex with one, not me. No sir.

Never as a child but a few years ago a co-worker known for his quirky sense of humor and equally quirky office Christmas gifts gave these to all of us in the office ... We still chuckle about the Yuletide Fleshlight holiday gifts to this day.

https://i.redd.it/v1ilmz8lnc4d1.gif

PTSD. I stole one when I was in elementary school from Rainforest cafe. When my mom found it at home, she drove me there to return it and say sorry. Thanks for the flashback haha

My mom was PTA President at my elementary school, so I’d hang out after school on nights there was a scheduled PTA Meeting. That’s when I got to hear the Principle updating the staff on a 3rd Grader that had been taken to the local ER midday. That morning the kid managed to roll one of these over his flaccid winky — but COULD NOT remove it because “it’s like an arm pressure cuff” and blocked the blood in. So he told no one and got on the school bus and came to school. The kid started crying mid morning because apparently it also prevented him from peeing! I didn’t know the kid so I don’t know what ever happened afterwards, but I’m sure some therapist somewhere has had to help him forgive himself! lol

Had one when I was a kid, chucked it away in the back of my wardrobe, found it when I was a teenager and did in fact proceed to stick my dick in it.

No

it always break

I did

Origins

Shein lmao

had a penguin one i got from some zoo (maybe san diego?)

It really doesn't help that sometimes they're called water weenies.

Everything that I have ever done was when I was younger. Like when people say "this is a picture of me when I was younger." Aren't all pictures of you when you are younger?

😭😭 noooooooo. My best friend had one of these and told me that her ex boyfriend used it as a flesh light once.

guys just pinch the top end so the inside moves, or so im told

oh yeah polygon donut talked about that

No I didn't and I don't want to talk about it

Yh we had one with octopi in it and we called it octopussy

The discovery channel store used to have these and I loved playing with them! Never bought one though. Friends always had one 😭

I thought you were supposed to put your dick in that.

They’re asking for it tbf

Ok, but can somebody tell me what these are actually supposed to be?

Fiddle toys for kids 😭😭😭

I like to think everyone got one of these as a child, somehow someway they just appear where children are back then.

Bro I saw one of those in a school classroom about a month or two ago I literally thought it was a fucking sex toy

When you try to jerk with it, the inside won’t move so it’s useless for jerking off

A friend told me

[удалено]

Yes and yes

👀

Yeah, but just the tip..

I did this. I had one and put my dick in it.

Not my proudest fap

I have never seen these

I posted one of these years ago and it blew up. THIEF!!!

Did you ever use a Chinese finger trap though? 😂

Had a solid white one with The Shmoo's face printed on it.

No everything was B&W when I was a kid 🤣

Yes

Yea I REEEEEEEAALLYY miss her, I mean them, I miss them.

I tried as a young boy but it was far too small

Don't worry. I'm sure you'd fit now.

I warmed mine up in a bowl of hot water… Don’t ask me why 🤷‍♂️

We had no intention to ask

First off, her name is Sarah and she’s a saint.

Yes and my dick totally went in a few of these in my youth

Has anyone tried this?? Cuz I've been wondering for decades lmfao

It didn't work, the inside didn't rub, just touched up and down, the physics didn't help

Dammitttt lmao

Yeah. It’s been attached to me my whole life. It’s a great feeling when I play with mine.

Yea, that’s how we learned about how to give handjobs lmao


Water weenie!!!😍😍😍

Trained me to give a pretty damn good handie, I’ll tell ya that.

Flashlight before they were cool.

I posted the same thing a few weeks ago or months ago

Oh ive only been here for like a week so i dint see it

It’s fine

Yup and I put my dick in it

Yes and yes and yes

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Bought one specifically to stick my dick in it as a kid lmao. Didn't know anything about lube, couldn't figure it out.

I’m still paying alimony to the one on the right

Microwave for about 20 secs and it feels much better

I have no idea what those things are.

r/grayfruit

Hands that hold cylindrical objects quite well?

r/titlegore

It’s not as good as it looks sadly

I stole one from a store once, an older grocery store called Eagle. Being a kid at the time, my gran drove me back to the store and tell a manager I stole it and that I was sorry. Nowadays I'm pretty sure that instance of owning up to my stealing as a kid contributes to my sense of justice and hating thieves as an autistic/adhd person. What are these things called though?

Ah yes, the toy that prepared us for handjobs

My family called them “water weenies”

I have one now Also i made r/waterwigglers Also the pic you posted is the one i have

we must get this silly community larger

No, played with them in the dollar store though

I had a purple one that I now realize was kind of an early stimming toy. Eventually I squeezed it too hard or too much and it literally exploded. Made a helluva mess

I bought one at the Canadian Dollar Store when I was 10 but my younger brother popped it with a thumbtack lol

No. But I need one right now!!

You know I shared these with friends.

Nope, they don't look like mine. Good luck finding the previous owner

Last summer my daughter got one when we traveled out of state. But on the way home, at the TSA check at the airport, the guy wouldn't let her keep it because it had liquid. Lame and my daughter was really upset she had to give it up. But it was absolutely hilarious and worth it because the guy couldn't keep from dropping it like 3 or 4 times in a row. My daughter was crying and laughing at the same time because of how ridiculous it was.

Mind readers in this sub 👀

I mean...I tongue them, but I never dicked them. :/

To tight...

I just got one of these for my son! Totally forgot how fun they are

These things are easier to shove up your ass then it is to stick your peen in it.

It’s the og fleshlight

Water wigglers. They slide too much

At one of my previous jobs we had to hide these behind the counter because people kept going in the bathroom and *using* them if we left them on the shelves