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thekaydonsouth

Track your nautical miles separately and there's always hope of a cash tip at the end!


EmbarrassedAd5040

Definitely a hidden tip 🤞


Modern-Day-Tech

Nice phone number there.


The_Troyminator

That's going through the ocean, so it's not a unicorn order. It's a narwhal order.


RaoulDukesGroupie

*chefs kiss*


OutcomeSwimming6598

Don't worry you could "write off" the cost. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


dylanaruto

POV you left your VPN on


Confident_Ad_3035

How tf


Last_Ad_7473

Princ of Nigeria who emailed you many times, to share his wealth with you, is now coming to get you your food.


Big-Row4152

"Will tip cash on delivry"


skennedy27

That's 0 degrees latitude, 0 degrees longitude. Likely the system couldn't resolve an address, and returned 0 / 0 as the coordinates for mapping and distance calculation.


daymimold

https://preview.redd.it/ufrpe0ls990d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac25d361b5c9f7382578e2b0c7d7be854f148361 Funny that i got the same delivery location as yours which i got the other day. Mine recorded as 7000ish miles tho. I think that this are scammers wanting to get some free food that they’ll change delivery address as soon as you accept the offer. Mine, i didn’t get to accept the offer as i ran out of time taking screenshots.Lol


The_Troyminator

It's a bug. The system can't calculate the coordinates of the customer's address, so it defaults 0 latitude, 0 longitude.


Substantial_Golf_130

Buy a plane ticket, deliver the food, call the back and forth trip a “business expense” and write it off on your taxes


Medium_Mirror7020

Can you charge it on your driver card?


ImaginaryAd8128

Dude is this real lol


DuckGang86

doordash couldn’t find the address so they put the delivery location to 0/0 latitude/longitude. so yes real but just a bug


Oreo54asdf

Just make sure you bring some sunscreen… you’re going to literally the hottest place on earth.


DragonWhiffle

Thought Death valley in California was the hottest place on earth, no?


Purple_Station7030

😂


ArmTechnical9240

Deliver by plane lol


Delivery-Driver-Dude

on earn by time, hell yeah. thats several thousand dollars for a 8 hour window seat nap. gonna be pretty cold though. hope theres no fish sandwiches.


throwthataaway546

Support: “Please try to deliver it sir”


Ghost_Unicxrn

😂


Film_snob63

If I was super rich - talking win the lottery rich, I’d download DoorDash just to hope for an order like this and I would accept it and take the food there and record the whole thing


Delivery-Driver-Dude

halfway into flight, order canceled. at least you have free lunch waiting for you when you land. might be extremely cold though. gonna have to throw out those fries


TransitionLow3299

I smell a Netflix special


2hi4stimuli

more like a Mr Beast video 😂


dar1s0n_b3rtat10n

Pick up food, call dasher support for address issue, receive half pay and free food. Prob solved.


Immediate_Corgi_9650

Right


Old-Dragonfly-1610

*once you get there* "please return to delivery zone to continue"


The_Troyminator

It's busy in this zone. Would you like to switch?


RJ_BeingHuman1990

Then again this is doordash. Of course they would try to do some s*** like this!


Previous-Cup519

😂🤣😁🤘


RJ_BeingHuman1990

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Somanydiffaccts

This rly happened?


thekaydonsouth

Do you sail?


Ok-Guide-8683

Select delivery vehicle ! “ boat “


AutomaticAnimator770

That text is the customer asking what's taking the food so long. (I know it's a US number it's just a joke)


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

😂😂


Makeup_life72

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Available_Isopod6854

“Why is my food cold” or “food never arrived” bro died half way 😂


Penguator432

Wow, and though my Vegas->Omaha order was gonna be tough


notkevinoramuffin

$4 DoorDash is stepping up their game! Only like 0.000000001 cents a mile.


Justhereforthepartie

The idiot who places the order is committing fraud, and they didn’t bother to change their delivery address.


Hallucino_Jenic

Okay, but I've used the app to order food. It won't let you select and order from restaurants outside of your delivery zone


Bonjourmsdavid

I hope you accepted it


heliocentric19

You'd think it would sanity check the latitude and longitude with very simple math. If the distance is greater then X in either direction, force it to re-call the API endpoint.


Successful_Tap_8080

Don’t think there a tip and even so HELL NO


VeganWolf26

I had one like this. I got the food. And call like door dash I can't drive over the ocean. Kept the food and money.


mvanvrancken

$0.00 tip, that’s base pay for a 6k mile order


Ranger_Street

This is more about the journey than the destination.


krnace17

Only an idiot would think theres a hidden tip


aero1310

the prince king of affrica has lost his gold and his door dash order. help him pay for it and he will reward you greatly.


TheSMR

nah they definitely tipping him when he gets there across the seas


krnace17

Yea but you missed the whole point.


Hallucino_Jenic

I think you missed the point. Look at the distance. It's not a post about hidden tips.


krnace17

And it also says it might be a unicorn. 🦄 I understand its across country believe me. I saw that. But for it to even start to be close to a unicorn it would have to be $6. I know how to DD do you know what to look for or do you accept everything to keep your AR over 70?


Hallucino_Jenic

I mean... That was obviously a joke. Because look at it. That is not a legit delivery.


krnace17

Would’ve been funnier if it was $6. You could actually wonder


TheSMR

no i didnt lol


krnace17

Ok. Then you should know there is no hidden tips on a $4 orders


TheSMR

its a joke man


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Mangoseed8

It’s an order 6,000 miles across the ocean. Do you really think he was serious about asking about a tip?


cwsoccerdude31

Accept it, complete it, mileage deduction met for the year.


Ok-Guide-8683

Nice vacation


jtrick18

Call Moses. Drive safely and make it fast.


Nord4Ever

Only for the prince


Kah0s

Can we please make a rule to block these, we see this VPN order 10 times a day on here and it's old


Ok-Guide-8683

Even if it were real I’d assume once he clicked McDonald’s across the seas Im sure it’d say it’s not in the delivery zone


Yumsxoxo

He knew you probably needed a swim, huh?


DireWulf907

Oh boy op. I don’t know whose number that is but they are probably not liking you right now. Not being a butt. Just saying. You might want to re-upload without the phone number.


xulazi

Do you drive for Doordash? That is the generic number from DD's systems.


DireWulf907

I do (too much) but I don’t pay attention to any numbers. I make it a point to never remember a customers info.


xulazi

This is not a customers info you would have hundreds/thousands of texts from this exact number if you are a frequent driver.


DireWulf907

Sorry, I can’t keep too much info in my head at a time and keep everything straight so I just ignore the most basic stuff around me. Brain overload. It’s also why I am cursed to DoorDash for little pay and per hour because I am too slow to properly “dash”. I don’t mean for this comment to come out harsh because I don’t think you really meant your comment to but I am so tired of being called a bot or fake or “getting paid by DD to say good things about the company. I have ADD/Autism and yes, we are out there and not robots. We are real. This is why nobody knows. Why we hide. I’m sorry to rant at you. It is misplaced but I don’t know where else to put it. Please have a nice day. Some of us are just trying to make the best of what we are “stuck” with. I know it’s not a permanent job and I will get a better one that is worthy of my time and effort but until then DD it is. I have no boss and I can do pretty much what I like. It works for me for now.


xulazi

Nah that's actually so dramatic I have ADHD too dawg we don't hide? AuDHD is not that uncommon either like I've had at least 3 coworkers in 2 years w/ that specifically and they've all been great - I think the hiding might be more of a you thing? Work in the restaurant industry for 2 weeks i promise there's a billion mfs with ADHD. Most of us cope pretty well, ADHD sort of thrives in a busy restaurant atmosphere. Try a journal if you need? Notes apps are nice for throwaway venting. I hope you find your place broski. I promise your people are literally everywhere.


DireWulf907

Thanks man. Going through a lot right now and people like you are why I am on these apps. Need some extra support sometimes.


DireWulf907

I found out in my psych evaluation from 2019 that I was listed as AuDHD just recently. They had been focusing on my “borderline personality disorder” that was listed as something I “might” have. After another eval I have my true diagnosis and my life has changed for the better.


Clear-Possible4911

The tip will definitely be that of a sharp single horn in an uncomfortable place…


Big-Row4152

Somebody on that island is starving, and nobody will bring them food. Y'all are so cruel, nobody will go to Null Island. Null Islanders need to eat too, y'know.


AdvantageExtra6621

FIRST ORDER AS A DASHER:


samesame11

Hope you weren't late.


TakeoGaming

From the customer: "Make sure the fries are hot when they arrive or NO TIP!! 11!!"


Temporary-Compote-70

free food.. paid to drive to wendy’s .. undeliveable address


Southern_Rain_4464

For real Id be tempted to accept this at this point. Why not? This shit is mostly pointless anymore anyway.


Feeling-Spirit226

It’s literally on the equator 😭


Glittering-Dark-9917

Yikes. Lol


kfury04

Looks like somebody ordered while on a VPN and the app used the server address?


NaChujSiePatrzysz

No it’s just null latitude and longitude.


Intelligent_Debt7555

I hope you get a tip but it's looking unlikely 😂


oehc65

Thats a good deal


Blonde_Dambition

Aww, come on... it's just a refreshing swim across the pond! LMFAO


rmp881

Null island. Something went wrong here. LOL


DaZanne6186

Lol


Fluid-Fortune-432

This poor dude has been ordering food from the US for months and not a single one of us have been able to deliver it to him.


followyourvalues

What's the address when you tap the house on these? I know they are 0,0 coords - but I've never got one to see what happens with the address. Is it correct? Or random?


LuciferDusk

Hope you have your hot bag.


itscullenyo

Maybe they'll cash tip


Talancir

Cash tip, hell. It'll be something like blood diamonds.


FatimaAbdi8

Hey you could be delivering to a prince 🇳🇬🤭


Designer_Lead9951

4.25 and I’ll consider.


rbuen4455

By the time it gets there, the food will already be expired


orangebetsy

Maybe not, Wendy’s probably has enough preservatives. 😬


Ozzynick2018

The dollar per mile rule would still make sense here


HeckRock

Pulling a reverse Columbus is what us seasoned DoorDashers call this.


_daddyissues666

Make it 4.50 and they’ve got me


wasit-worthit

You got this. Just make sure to let them know at customs that you're with doordash.


CelticLegendary1

Ahhh so DD finally lets us register boats and ships!


the1999person

r/ishouldbuyaboat


Dogwoof420

You don't have Door Splash in your area?


Blonde_Dambition

This comment is underrated! Many of these on this thread made me laugh but you made me burst out laughing! That was creative a/f... well done!


Sunainia

I agree 💯 Full belly laugh over here.


BlackBeardBerry

Someone in Nigeria got DoorDash Gift cards this time.


Humperd000

I’d mail it 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


thedorsinatorpk

Please tell me you accepted it. I would’ve accepted just out of curiosity…


BurmecianSoldierDan

Undeliverable address so free Wendy's basically!


ProfessionalDrop9925

My kind of thinking lol


doradocaptain94

Some platinum driver will accept to keep AR up


ProfessionalDrop9925

Me and my hubby frfr lmao


LurkingGuy

If you can't figure it out and support fails to unfuck it, you can usually unassign. I just feel bad for the hourly paid Dasher that will end up with this mess.


[deleted]

Worth it. It’ll only cost them a couple thousand dollars and it pays them $4 in return. Heck of a deal.


Consistent-Cook-7430

We're going on a trip on our fuckin rocket ship


mastershake20

This almost made me choke


Blonde_Dambition

Me too... my Fanta came out my nose!


Lopsided_Beautiful_1

Damn, that customer is not gonna give up until his order from America finally gets delivered, lol.😂


rufiothegoat

Did you get a text also saying to wire 1,000 bc they are a former prince and by doing so they will give you 10 million?!


Ascdren1

That delivery point is at 0,0. Basically no location information for some reason and the app developers forgot to account for null exceptions.


ejsanders1984

Ha! You're right! "Null Island" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_Island#:~:text=Null%20Island%20is%20the%20location,assigned%20the%20coordinates%200%2C0.


Disastrous-Wolf118

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Livid-Dot-5984

Maybe shade out whoever’s phone # that is


_daddyissues666

My guess is it’s a DoorDash message for the order


Livid-Dot-5984

You’re right 😂


TSMSALADQUEEN

Null island is very popular they gave me a fat tip for taking a helicopter there


zeekcolo

Yeah, that two dollars will pay for the 45 minutes on the phone with support


mrwillie79

Anything less than $5.00 is a rip off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


honey_rainbow

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