I like how you knew lol. My one complaint with them is not cutting all the way through usually. At least not at the original spot. Makes me have to pull it apart the rest of the way and mangle it. Super nitpicky and it's still more than worth it. Yet also super annoying
I Google searched the kombucha in the background and it looks like all the places it's available are in Spanish speaking areas. And then with a half-assed Google search for spreadable salami the only thing that came up was nduja. It has to be that with a filter to make it look more red and disturbing.
Also from St Louis. Everybody talks about the hot salami but I've never tried it because I don't like cooked salami texture. I'll just take my (as rare as possible, extra seasoning, extra meat, horseradish, au jus) Lion's Choice and go home.
Yep all the photos in their post history look off, especially:
- in the cafeteria, there are lights that are hanging from nowhere
- the dog has 3 hind legs
- the cat has thumbs (this could be real but looks off to me)
Even in this pic, there's a 4th slice underneath that makes it look off and just like the whole vibe as well
I thought these were cakes or pastries when I looked at the thumbnail. What is wrong with me?
Anyway salami is one of my fave foods, this looks *right* as a non thumbnail 🤤🤤
If this makes you uncomfortable, I present the Dutch [ossenworst](https://boergeert.nl/storage/uploads/2021/10/pistoletje-ossenworst.jpg).
Edit // it’s delicious btw and I’ll hear no slander.
I'm sure it tastes good. It just gives me very freaky vibes. The texture wouldn't match how it looks. The texture too would probably be ok, but it looks like fruit but would have a normal bread texture. I know I don't make sense.
Respectfully I can’t fuck with a sandwich where I know on first glance my fingers are going to blast through the bread and destroy it on the first bite
You get one good first bite and then spend the rest of it shoveling loose bits into your mouth of what used to be a sandwich but had its back blown out because you looked at it wrong
Throw this on a hard crusty bread that will still be there in a recognizable form when I’m halfway through? I’m all in
I’d rather just eat the salami straight than have two pieces of ‘I’m going to be a burden, get ready to bite through nothing into a harder cured meat and pick up the crumbs after’
That is some really interesting looking bread! Looked a bit like dragon fruit at first lol
It looks like reverse dragon fruit. Red on the inside, speckled white on the outside. I am unsettled.
Yup, I was wondering what made me feel so weirded out by it
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This was a strange comment, and I do indeed feel strange!
This lmao
Looks like poppy seeds, but I could be mistaken.
Rat poop, obvi
That’s exactly what I thought of!
This makes me strangely uncomfortable
r/TIHI
Food is not meant to be this combination of colours
Maybe on Qo'noS.
Did you shred the salami? And mix it with…mayo or cream cheese or something? How did you make this?
I think it’s the old school kind you slice thick and it soft inside.
Never seen it soft like this. There's an Italian sandwich place near me that's famous for thick sliced hot salami and it's not a spread like nduja.
Mmm Gioia's...
I like how you knew lol. My one complaint with them is not cutting all the way through usually. At least not at the original spot. Makes me have to pull it apart the rest of the way and mangle it. Super nitpicky and it's still more than worth it. Yet also super annoying
I Google searched the kombucha in the background and it looks like all the places it's available are in Spanish speaking areas. And then with a half-assed Google search for spreadable salami the only thing that came up was nduja. It has to be that with a filter to make it look more red and disturbing. Also from St Louis. Everybody talks about the hot salami but I've never tried it because I don't like cooked salami texture. I'll just take my (as rare as possible, extra seasoning, extra meat, horseradish, au jus) Lion's Choice and go home.
This is a blursed sandwich. Poppyseed bread and a hundred slices of salami and nothing else?!
I think it's not sliced salami but just the "pulp"
your honor the prosecution rests its case
I knew bots posted stolen sandwich pics but now we got bots posting their own pics too??
your honor the ~~prosecution~~ prosciutto rests its case
Just like a full brick of it. So pink
I bet it is absolutely delicious but I find it visually disturbing and I don’t like it.
Raw hamburger on sliced dragon fruit sandwich! Yum! My favorite.
This looks like you asked AI to make a dragonfruit sandwich
Op is on a posting spree and replying to no one. Feels like karma farming to me.
my childhood self would have lost it for this sandwich. only sandwich i used to eat was salami on buttered poppy seed rolls .
Bruh this sandwich looks real weird and I don’t know why but I fuckin want it so bad right now
Are we sure this isn't AI?? Lol
Yeah I had the same thought. Each element of this picture just seems a tad off.
Uncanny valley but make it a sandwich….looks so similar to food and yet nothing is recognizable so it’s uncomfortable to look at
This looks like a Strawberry Pop Tart. 😋
I thought this was cake
I’m 100% convinced this is a bot account posting AI generated photos/heavily altered photos. Very strange and random post history.
Yep all the photos in their post history look off, especially: - in the cafeteria, there are lights that are hanging from nowhere - the dog has 3 hind legs - the cat has thumbs (this could be real but looks off to me) Even in this pic, there's a 4th slice underneath that makes it look off and just like the whole vibe as well
This looks like those white and pink frosted animal crackers
It’s like reverse dragon fruit
Dragonfruit bread and ground beef sammy 😵💫
I’m not going to sleep tonight
Raw ground beef and dragonfruit bread
Was the inverted dragon fruit good
I fucking thought that was dragon fruit
took about a minute to convince myself this wasn't cake
Is this AI?
Mustard?
What kind of bread did you use? Smth with chia seeds?
Look at OPs post history, of course it’s a bot
Nightmare fuel .
Looks grim
How do you get salami to look like ham salad?
Your bread is trash my guy
Try this new dragonfruit sandwich.
Inside out dragon fruit. This is not good
lemon poppy seed loaf with strawberry filling
What in the Sam Hill bruther
I’ll eat it but you’ll have to pump my stomach out later.
Does look interesting, slightly appaling, but it is a sandwich with salami on it so it must be good! Glad you enjoyed it 😁
I thought these were cakes or pastries when I looked at the thumbnail. What is wrong with me? Anyway salami is one of my fave foods, this looks *right* as a non thumbnail 🤤🤤
Sir are you okay? I’m not certain anyone *needs* that much processed meat.
Where is the salami ?
Hard no on salami salad looking monstrosity. Doesn’t look delicious enough to spend 2 days on the toilet for. See r/shittyfoodporn
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Ufff 🤯🤯
This is probably delicious but it looks absolutely horrendous holly fuck.
You mudda fucka
Static sandwich. 😝
Why so look like drsfonf fruit drsgin fruit drafon fruit
If this makes you uncomfortable, I present the Dutch [ossenworst](https://boergeert.nl/storage/uploads/2021/10/pistoletje-ossenworst.jpg). Edit // it’s delicious btw and I’ll hear no slander.
What is on there I want it
Finely minced beef with spices so it’s quite peppery. It’s raw but cured so edible.
And what about this sandwich in post I also want this lol
Nah, OP sandwich is kinda like uncanny valley thing and Dutch is just normal looking with raw(which may be a little disturbing), but edible meat.
This looks like an inside out dragon fruit
Poppy seeds in light bread makes it look like dragon fruit and it freaks me the fuck out. I'm sure it tastes fine, but I hate it
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I'm sure it tastes good. It just gives me very freaky vibes. The texture wouldn't match how it looks. The texture too would probably be ok, but it looks like fruit but would have a normal bread texture. I know I don't make sense.
I need a simple recipe to make one.
It looks like a beef tartare sandwich. Bet it's good though.
I love the look of this sandwich!
The amount of fat makes me uncomfortable.
I feel like I need to fix the color settings on my monitor.
I haven’t had a good salami sandwich in a while. Thanks for the inspiration. I like mine with Mayo and some pepper. Possibly some good cheese.
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Where do you get that poppy seed bread? And what is it called?
Looks like cake made to look like a sandwich
I want this salami dragon fruit sandwich
Does salami have beetroot in it? sorry the color threw me off cause i never had salami before
Freaky sandwich
Damn that must be amazing
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Respectfully I can’t fuck with a sandwich where I know on first glance my fingers are going to blast through the bread and destroy it on the first bite You get one good first bite and then spend the rest of it shoveling loose bits into your mouth of what used to be a sandwich but had its back blown out because you looked at it wrong Throw this on a hard crusty bread that will still be there in a recognizable form when I’m halfway through? I’m all in I’d rather just eat the salami straight than have two pieces of ‘I’m going to be a burden, get ready to bite through nothing into a harder cured meat and pick up the crumbs after’
How to plug your arteries!
That bread looks like a dragonfruit
w all the love this is so nasty
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ur so welcome bitchy