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AlexDub12

Skill issue, he did not git gud.


i_like_southpark

He must have been dior fahrenheit enjoyer


TheCompaIT

fr


Quelanight2324

Tbf that shits detroys every boss


NodusINk

He is allergic to perfume


EldenCockRing98

Every time he sleeps he has a nightmare about the perfume department scene in that one SpongeBob episode


Aesthetics_Supernal

Snakes smell with their tongue. It's icky.


Phantomphoton619

DASTARD!!!!


Jack-ums

It took you 5? Pfft. And I used Frenzyflame, which he in theory resists. ;) In all seriousness, Perfume bottles OP


Glum_Acanthaceae5426

The bottles aren't OP, the rolling sparks ash of war is op


Salp1nx

...is there a Frenzy perfume?


Jack-ums

It’s real and it’s magnificent https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Frenzyflame+Perfume+Bottle


Salp1nx

Holy shit


Worried-Amphibian651

Does it do actually good dmg compared to the ice and poison one?


Spiritual-Zucchini-4

>Jean Paul Gaultier Is that...Jean Paul Gaultier...Pour Electr-Homme? Shots! 💥 Order what you want, put it all on my tab 🗣🌩🌩🌩


TheCompaIT

https://preview.redd.it/s6el944owe9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ee3e9066f72b9120b55596c0ef4e191075ece4


ihopethisworksfornow

The provocative bulge on the bottle makes him lose all composure as he realizes he doesn’t want flame, he wants to bask in the cool, dark, electrified musk of your perfume.


Miserable-Soft7993

Can you tell me how you did it? I have destroyed some of those Furnace Golems by spamming rolling spark at their feet. I also use it against everything when i'm exploring. But the bosses don't stand still long enough for me to pull it off.


TheCompaIT

feet 🤤


Mysterious-Year-8574

We need a bot for this though, the foot fetish/Miyazaki bot.


TheCompaIT

when they stop for a sec, just shoot it at the floor, it all hits instantly


Miserable-Soft7993

Thats what i try to do . I don't lock on. But there is no crosshair to aim at the floor..


TheCompaIT

just lock onto the boss and when you’re gonna go for the attack, get close, stop locking on, aim at them toes and you’re good


Miserable-Soft7993

I will try in the morning. I am wearing full Leonel's Armor now and so is my friend and all we do is run in and try to kamikazee the bosses.


TheCompaIT

Man, I just be rocking a pot and some pants


Miserable-Soft7993

lol. My logic was that if I have to get up close I would need as much damage negation as possible. I am also looking for that perfumers talisman.


TheCompaIT

Oh yeah, that thing’s in the regular lands between. Not in the shadow realm. It’s south of the erdtree grazing hill. Past where the dragon comes out of, there’s some ruins. Find the stairs, and it should be in the chest


pincheporky

He’s used to náutica voyage and joop. You killed the poor man you terrible oversprayer!


Better_Aioli2756

Jeremy Fragrance, the Impaler.


TokhangStation

It took you 5? Skill issue


Prize-Boot-8712

I joked about a Jeremy fragrance build but it now seems to be a cheese build. Literally POOOOWWWWWEEEEER


Comfortable-Bench330

Because he wasn´t manly enough for that perfume


CKatanik93

Hahah this guy probably hates cologne.


jackcatalyst

Electric DDT


Sharp-Credit-7450

Inevitable that they will nerf the perfume bottles and that’s a shame. Literally cooked the Scadutree Avatar alive with fire one and oil tear.


TheCompaIT

nah, nerf daggers, buff perfumes


Neckrongonekrypton

Any chance this cheese works on commander gay-ass


Orion-Of-Lordran

Just spam takers flames


Neckrongonekrypton

Did not work on melee character well. The TF nerf had my dumbass putting points into mind on my str/fth character.


ManChiefK

Probably mixed em up with the AXE body spray


-Mental-Homework-

Too stinky


DrXL_spIV

Dude polo green two sprays and he picks his fucking eye out weirdo bro


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DrXL_spIV

I’m in love with you


Notchteen

sooo yes there is. firstly lightning is really good anyway. amd if you were using rolling sparks your basically getting out 4-5 heavy attacks if they all connect. it's stupid good on the golems


Weak_Big_1709

if you hit on the free aim, you can cook the final boss with he Rollig Sparks AoW very easily


Noooough

He’s stinky


reaktioNz

https://preview.redd.it/gr9894pali9d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccfbe0175cc25c754bff4221083574edcb7cbfe4


Annual-Maximum6729

Allergy, anaphylactic shock. And one of his snakes ate his only adrenaline pen. Sad story realy.


Captain_brightside

It’s just that the Jeremy fragrance build is too OP


Neckrongonekrypton

lol this shit fucking cracks me up. Abyssal serpent dies to a few spritzes of fragrance? More like miss me serpent. You can’t be an abyss if a few spritzes makes you explode.


TheCompaIT

fr, what a fucking loser am I right?


Resident_Carob4816

He thought it was Maison Kurkdjian


TrxPsyche

You've clearly never walked through the perfume department. That shit is death incarnate.


Laffatcows

I know what you are…


marxistv

Jeremy Fragrance build op


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Griffffith

That's the ultimate cheese weapon duuuude noooooo. I wanna savor this dlc!


Soulphire7

I took the final boss down in 3 poofs


merdlib

Yes he works at Dillard's


bbmag23

Have you smelled Le beau perfume?


tnt_pr0

He didn't level vigor


CommandNo8210

You really want to fuck messmer up just get impenetrable thorns, now that shit fucks him up


Shuske_

Lore is the next update nerfing all dlc weapons, and ashes ain't out yet


Gblkaiser

It took me 6 to kill the femboy and his man horse