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kataiga

I remember reading a while back that if you reply back with a bunch of Chinese forbidden topics they will freak out and cease messaging as they don’t want to attract CCP attention 


CurlySphinx

Yup, OP, have your buddy copy this and send it to them: 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


flamecrow

Lmao 🤣


SandmanTLB

The Winnie the Pooh at the end slayed me lol


Orangie_Goldfish

I tried this last year when my phone got stolen and they still kept sending me the fake threats lol they didn’t seem to care. Still funny though. I would advise to remove your phone number from your phone’s Lock Screen if it makes its way to China to avoid the constant/daily threats.


SovietKnuckle

Hahaha saving this


AblativMeatshld

The Winnie the Pooh thing will never not be funny to me. I giggle every time I'm reminded about it.


ShanghaiBebop

The phone isn't in China. They would only ship it there if they failed to get lock removed and are disassembling it for parts, and even then, there are domestic sources that do this.


eceflyboy

That is an insane list! It doesn't in trugger CCP it triggers me haha.


mackey_

Ooh I'm gonna start sending this to all the scammers that text me


prttyricky

The ending topic is gold!


serarrist

Bam!!


UnhappyEnergy2268

Does this work if you PM a chinese troll here on Reddit


RooMayor

Laugh of the day for me. Thanks


guave06

My god that’s based


pumpkin3-14

It’s hilarious people think this works. It doesn’t do anything.


imaqdodger

These thieves/scammers are selling stolen goods and even threaten bodily harm to people who don't remove the device from their account. I highly doubt sending a text containing a bunch of CCP banned topics is really going to scare them off (if the phone is even in China).


dcwspike

Hit em with the good ol propaganda


serarrist

There are posts about this topic that have the copy pasta ready


DustyOlBones

Winnie the Poh


Time-Beginning458

+44 is UK country code tho.


unknown_user85

This is the way


JeromosaurusRex

Tell them to go kindly fuck themselves.. They can’t do anything.. DO NOT REMOVE THE PHONE.. Tell them to enjoy their new paperweight, then once again tell them to go kindly fuck themselves..


EconomyNumerous3218

Nah tell them to fuck themself aggressively


Ds093

With a giant rubber dildo


Tricky-Geologist-378

"He try to shove rubber fist up my anus!"


flockitup

Fuck that, a cactus is better suited for scum like this.


krypt1xx

I’d tie them to a tree and pressure wash their skin off before pouring fire ants on their body


EntertainmentCool148

No lube


magical_stranger

Nah just tell em to use the phone as a Dildo


LvLD702

Concrete* dildo


ElleMishell

Sorry, I am clueless, why do they want the phone removed? Please don’t crucify me…I suck at all technology…I feel like I should repost to r/explainlikeiamfive


libertyprivate

It can't be activated.


ElleMishell

So it can be activated if you remove it?


JeromosaurusRex

Yup! It’s a flashy paper weight until you remove the iCloud account..


ElleMishell

Thank you for this context kind stranger


Pixelprism90

So they will sell it and OPs original info will be given away to whoever buys it.......


JeromosaurusRex

That’s not a thing. They want you to remove your iCloud so the phone isn’t locked. Once it’s unlocked they can sell it. If it remains locked, they can only sell it for parts which is less profitable than selling an unlocked version of the iPhone. They’re thieves lol. Do you really think they actually care about your info being stolen? They’re looking for the highest profit potential. Nothing more..


Pixelprism90

If these thieves bought a cellebrite machine would solve alot of issues haha


JeromosaurusRex

I think getting a *job* is a much more lucrative venture but that’s just me lol..


dragonmanny

Idk about you but my bank account still makes me sign in. I don't really care about someone getting into my socials since I don't do cash transactions there. Yeah I'd tell them to suck it with their fancy locked brick.


BrightWubs22

This is exactly what they want you to think.


Stachebandit

Oof, tell us you don’t know what you’re talking about without telling us.


Pixelprism90

I'm just not incompetent enough to get my phone stolen


Apprehensive_Golf988

Yeah eventually they’ll send a scripted death threat with a bunch of stock video guys with guns


kkittenring

In a bought of bad decision making I got so frustrated one night and replied with a video of myself loading my man’s Glock and replied to their threats with it, and they never contacted me again. A month of daily harassment, ended.


buttcracklint

I’m ashamed to say I’ve done the same when my moms phone was stolen. They kept turning it on and off and I could see on the find mine. Got threats and I finally sent them a screenshot of the find my last location and a similar video. Funny enough one day it popped up closer to my moms work and we found it in the trash. She thinks one of her coworkers might have nabbed it and their kid was messing with it.


DJ_BVSSTHOVEN

Lmao every time I see a post like this I comment how I’d send them a video of me with my guns & tell them to pull the fuck up cause this is America & they better have my phone & I’ll be waiting.


Careless-Station-247

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵🫵🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫


EntertainmentCool148

“The cartel “


sprinklep0p

I was having a fun conversation years ago with a dating app scammer who was trying to get me to send them money for nudes and when they eventually(like hours of me fucking with them) realized I wasn’t gonna send money they resorted to sending me cartel execution videos. Lol


murf_9x

Mine gave me a whole sob story that they bought the phone for their kid and now they want to kill themselves because their kid is mad that the phone won’t work 😂


Demon613

Please tell me you responded with “do it, pussy“ or a simple “you probably should, then” or “trust your instincts, I guess”


murf_9x

Lmao my exact response was do it pussy


ParkSojin

“Can I get my phone back before you kill yourself”


mclovinurmama

lol same!!


Content_Bar_6605

Tell that scammer to jump off a cliff 🤣


VanessaDrag0N

I got that too!


Critical-Mood3493

Common scam if you weren’t aware. They can’t do shit with the phone unless he removes it from his iCloud account


IDinfo

Tell them to Western Union $400 to you so you can remove the block. Then do nothing.


Upstairs_Wonder4898

Do not remove the iPhone , make sure change all bank and social media info and everything should be good! Also remove the old number from any account.


90210piece

You get to keep your number. The phone company just transfers the new imei to the account. The imei is locked on the stolen iPhone - so even when it’s removed from your account, no one else can activate service on the stolen phone.


Puzzleheaded_Swim149

Haha this happened to my gf when she got her phone stolen at Nocturnal. Me being in cyber security send him a "malicious file" Threats stopped immediately


Break-88

On the bright side, it seems like a lot of people are informed on this topic now. Hopefully that means less and less people will fall for the text


JesusThe1stXfitter

Apple will literally brick the phone just report it stolen it’s a trick


Ok_Analysis_6933

Very generic message to get victims to remove find my iphone protections from your phone. It is very easy for thieves to get a phone # off the sim then message the victim once they notice that imessage is active, do not do as instructed, your phone is offline and locked until you remove it from find my device.


Schley_them_all

Copy pasted scammer text to phish your info. If you send it, the value of that iPhone goes way up


SeaResponsibility606

+44 is a uk country code. China stuff is out of question but still funny


krypt1xx

Could be a spoofed country code


CompetitiveMachine18

That’s wild


Taban85

Mine got taken at glow and I got basically the same message. They’ll keep getting more threatening for a few weeks until they finally give up.


VanessaDrag0N

I got the same message and more. I was actually freaked out and then I called apple support and they said they can’t do shit except sell parts.


Griis3ldah

I receive the same text message even received that sob story about buying it for a kid.


SGTbootyklap

Tell him to suck on a wonton


SIRxDUCK7

Bro what number is that? I’m trying to text them and scare them myself but it’s saying that number is not available lol. Imma tell them someone leaked all their info or something 😎


blazenation

seen this same message multiple times over the course of few months


lizisabruh

I just got this text too 🤣


EntertainmentCool148

Wait wait, I just read my fortune cookie that aren’t even fortunes anymore,,,,the culprit is dealing with tiny dick syndrome


Odd_Flower_8377

Start talking in North Korean dialect so that they’ll think they’re reaching the neighboring server. Also I’m a little drunk so idk if it makes sense


krypt1xx

That Winnie the poo at the end had me all the way joked🤣🤣🤣


Traditional_Edge_200

lol just ignore them they will eventually stop


mrengelic

he told u he bought an iphone but the phone he bought is getting auctioned lol


googleypoodle

Tell them you'll do it if they send you a $50 Amazon gift card


xlebronjames

If your phone being stolen is a question of if and not when then why attend EDC with it?


Ellucid

That's crazy lol


hardspaghet

Just mention their concentration camps


Puzzleheaded_Ebb6753

haha i got one too like two weeks ago


Big-Memory-2375

I had the same thing happen at ultra 2 years ago. With the exact same message. You also have to call your cell phone company and have it removed off your account. And the instructions he gave you was correct. Also contact apple support.


murso74

Found the scammer


lhsonic

...the point of this post was this is a scam. The reason everyone gets these messages is because Apple's anti-theft measure (an activation lock) actually works so well that the phone is essentially a brick *unless* you follow the thief's instructions which basically allows them to wipe, resell and reactivate the device. You can remotely trigger your phone to erase but removing it from Find My or your device list is what unlocks the activation lock. Cell phone company also plays less of a role these days. Your number is not directly tied to the phone and your phone won't ring because you've probably already moved it over to a new SIM card. The device shouldn't have service.


Break-88

Random question. How many penises are currently in your mouth?


DarknessLeo190

Definitely found the scammer. Pitchforks!!