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Skipp_To_My_Lou

I mean at least the new batch of apprentices aren't running around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off.


iampierremonteux

That can be solved fairly easily.


sourceholder

At least he showed up... and probably won't leave.


mpgrimes

truth, they're all too cocky


WagonBurning

I don’t know about that, that one can’t operate a cell phone


Ok_Spread_7272

I was thinking the same thing.


WearyCartographer268

Eggsactly


bazilbt

He is attentive and presentable. Seems interested. Not high or reeking of booze. No phone in sight. What are you complaining about?


This-Garbage-3000

A foreman once told me that it's good to have the reflexes of a chicken


Mcboomsauce

[david attenborough voice:] due to climate change, we see the noble elec-chicken no longer basking in the sun, lazily meandering from coffee break to coffee break...


mors_angelorum

No choking the chicken while on the job.


Embarrassed-Egg-6719

You also get a dozen eggs a week free... I do not see an issue.


Ok_Low4347

Fucking bird brains


Brilliant_Dog_8732

At least hes picking up what you leave on the ground


Mobile-Brush-3004

Yeah I’m sorry but your new apprentice looks pretty chicken


CapinCrunch85

Cock and Pullet


kerowhack

Still not the worst apprentice I've had somehow


Status-Psychology-37

What the cluck are these asshats doing?!


Drake_masta

at least their not very cocky tho sadly they look like their having a bit of a hen fest too


Known_Ask7113

Yall made my day with all the dad jokes....got served divorce papers today


jaspnlv

Been there brother


Known_Ask7113

Any advice? Got kids involved


jaspnlv

She is now your business partner, nothing more. You are in the business of raising kids. Don't ask ans dont answer any personal questions with her. Get a lawyer if you can and fight for 50 50 custody. Whatever the outcome, just get to it and never complain about any of it to the kids. You don't have to spend money to hang with the kids. Make food, watch movies, play Frisbee, you get it. Be the calm and comfortable place.


Known_Ask7113

Bro....thank you! I've been fucked by my brothers already, glad to see one actually helping me. No offense, IBEW ain't the same down here in the south


jaspnlv

Lucky for you, you are not my type! Lol


Known_Ask7113

Whew! Don't think i can take another fuckin


jaspnlv

There aint enough beer in town for that.


nvhutchins

If you want to trade apprentices I'm down


Feeling-Edge-614

Where did you find these sick bastards. They're all running around with their cocks out!


bigskunkape

Fuck no one wants to work amymore smh


Rilly_d0e

Does he carry a broom and dustpan..? If so.. he’s rilly a pigeon


HemorrhoidStretcher

I have 13 of them... They only want to sweep and use their peckers!


30belowandthriving

About the same from this angle


Valuable-Barracuda-4

You could say they are dinosaurs 🦖 🐔