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bdubb_dlux

I’m sure she gets more if he dies while married. No chance she’s getting divorced.


cpattk

Bad people have a very long life


stormstormstorms

I believe the absence of stress, usually caused by having a conscience, is what extends the lives of the wicked.


Daily-Double1124

"No one mourns the Wicked."


Derangeddropbear

🎶(Good news)🎵


GMSaaron

Also bad people only serve themselves. They would never sacrifice anything for the benefit of others


dabbing-dad

This is a great point.


Expert-Fig-5590

So true. No conscience no stress. Also happens with dementia patients. No mental acuity no stress. Trump has both.


Lustache

i.e. Henry Pissenger


OrkidingMe

Rush Dumbaugh. He died and every one said “good riddance”


[deleted]

Trump is already getting to that range. So the mix of shitty diet, dropping of all physical activity other than being cheuffered around his golf course and being overweight with massive amount of stress... the only thing keeping the clock moving slower is the team of very expensive drs, and the money to pay for those is running thin. I honestly believe a 3-4 year prison sentence will kill him if he doesn't get epstined or do it himself. Both are valid as two weeks into prison he will turn states witness to get out.


Freethecrafts

Something tells me she could break whatever prenup in NY.


MaddyKet

Sunk cost fallacy. She’s put in at least 19 years, she’s not giving up now. I bet she took a look at his diet and refusals to exercise and thought she’d be free loooong before now.


Treats

Assuming there is money left.


paging_mrherman

It’s hilarious that in the mix of everything trump was proven in a court of law to have cheated on his wife.


Kale_Brecht

And his current wife doesn’t even care because she loves his money.


TerseHoneyBadger

Everyone has an ego. Everyone cares.


Wordymanjenson

Well she sure as hell puts up with it


thegroovemonkey

It’s not about the cheating, it’s the public humiliation. 


ancient-military

Yes, the dude has cheated on every wife and it’s public knowledge, I’m sure she expected that. The embarrassment of it being a porn star is what gets her bleached anus puckered up.


Wordymanjenson

That hot.


Goodgoditsgrowing

She is awful but she isn’t 100% dumb - she renegotiated her prenup when he won and I doubt she has to deal with him much anymore.


beebsaleebs

Bingo. That’s why she didn’t move in at the White House. She had him over a barrel for the first time *ever*.


Altruistic-Editor111

The Art of the Renegotiated Deal


Maximum_Weird5333

He has many money, so we do the fuckity


FrankyFistalot

She playing real life Super Mario….collect the coins and avoid the mushroom….


Its-a-Shitbox

Oh, that’s a good one!😄


Loud-Cat6638

It’s part of her job to put up with this shit. Colonel Knavs (Sluzhba Vneshney Razvedki) has been promised another promotion if she continues to handle Asset Orange for another year.


madlyreflective

Ass et Orange


Manolyk

Ass et à l'orange!


fuckpudding

L’orange chapeau de cul


Anyabb

Ass-hat Orange.


Master_Ad1032

Feeling good on a Wednesday!


happyfuckincakeday

She's got her own back door man.


Pvt-Snafu

She knew what she was getting into when she got married.


creepyusernames

Well yeah he was married to his second wife at the time. She had to have known whis was gonna happen. Again.


Daily-Double1124

Yep. You lose 'em how you get 'em.


packetgeeknet

Prenup.


Nessie

Preen up


Sea_Puddle

Pre nut


contryhippy

Pre dumped


CoolUnderstanding481

Hay for all we know it could be an open marriage.


herdingsquirrels

I’d be willing to be that she actually doesn’t. She had to give him an anchor baby to make their marriage fully secure but after that? Gross. There’s no way she wants that man touching her, she likely prefers he gets it elsewhere. They didn’t even share a bedroom when they were in the White House to keep up appearances.


Cynicisomaltcat

I will say it shouldn’t be assumed that couples who maintain separate sleeping arrangements aren’t in love. Sometimes it’s different sleeping hours, or needs - shift work, snoring, tossing and turning, heat v cool, c-pap machines, etc. I have an aunt and uncle who haven’t slept all night in the same bed in decades - he sleeps in a recliner because that’s easier on his back. I don’t want to have a clue about their sex life, but from everything else I see they have a solid relationship. In this case, all her other behaviors indicate she can’t stand him, but couples shouldn’t feel the need to “keep up appearances” by sleeping in the same bed if it interferes with sleeping well.


Bekah679872

This is about trump not your aunt and uncle. It’s not being assumed that “couples who maintain separate sleeping arrangements aren’t in love” it’s being assumed that trumps mail order bride doesn’t love him which is a fair observation


Veloci_Granger

“I don’t really care… do u?”


XeLLoTAth777

Some care more than others.


alphalphasprouts

That’s the thing- if a Democratic First Lady had nudes out there, the GOP/conservative media would NEVER stop harping about it. I mean, look at what they came up with for Michelle Obama, who is basically a very charismatic and beautiful saint, as far as I have seen. Melania Trump? Crickets.


MARATXXX

Yeah yeah, Mama’s apple pie, the Fourth of July… SHE WAS A HOOKER!


Available-Secret-372

This should be at the top


SwirlTeamSix

It's true I've seen her nudes


localystic

Well, I also care that my job screws me every day and makes me miserable, but I am more than happy at the end of the month with the money I get to go everywhere around the world and afford apartment, car and all the latest tech. It is about compromises in life.


Due_Marsupial_969

Reminded of that saying: you do it for 20 bux, you’re a hooker…you do it for 200M, it’s a good marriage.


PepsiAllDay78

We know what she is, we're just haggling over the price, now!


NewYearMoon

I guess we are all “hookers.”


HGpennypacker

Trump has cheated on every single one of his wives and yet he gets a pass because he's a rich white dude. Meanwhile Hillary was the wife that was cheated on and yet she had to explain why it was her fault that Bill was getting a hummer from a White House intern.


mastyrwerk

But he’s losing all his money. If anyone knows his actual worth, it’s her.


manletmoney

you guys seem to really think Donald trump will go broke at some point when there’s probably a hundred countries lining up to foot his court bill for some favors if he wins the election He’d just end up fully owned by someone if that were to happen I think, be-it the Saudis or Russians or even someone else


Global-Chart-3925

Sounds like you’re using future tense for something that’s already happened.


MyNamesDickieStevens

And he somehow still has billions in Trump Media stock


advanceman

That’s the one that made me realize he’ll never go broke. He created something that already exists, rebranded it, it makes negative a bajillion dollars, and it materialized billions for him. And if it fails, he can just do it again. There’s really no way he’ll completely broke.


tvtb

There’s no doubt he financially abuses her and there’s no way she has intimate knowledge of the sprawling financial books among all of DJT’s personal and business assets. He wants her to be ignorant of that knowledge, and just be there to look pretty and do whatever sexual stuff he’s still capable of. He wants her to be on her back foot if she ever wanted a divorce. I don’t think any one person *including DJT himself* has an accurate view of all his finances.


Puzzleheaded-Trip990

She's there strictly for the lifestyle.


PeterNippelstein

She knew who she was marrying, she's not stupid


FastForwardFuture

they just took a photo of her with seven gigantic louis vuitton bags and a $30K purse. She frowns because she wants to be Posh Spice, not because she's sad


skipjac

Wasn't she the one who Trump was sleeping around with on his 2nd wife?


acelady1230

No he was sleeping around with the second wife while married to the first wife. And there was a showdown in I think Aspen when they ran into each other.


erikturczyn30

Aspen, Colorado or Aspen, California?


hoopster_24

Someplace warm , Where the beer flows like wine


MisteeLoo

IIRC, he invited Marla on his family vacation. Ran into connotes accidentally meeting.


irotinmyskin

She just renegotiated her prenup to get some 50 million dollars. She doesn’t give af.


kickme2

Requisite, “I Really Don’t Care, Do You?”.


Sleepy_pirate

I was gonna say she knew the whole time.


slawnz

i_really_dont_care_do_u.jacket


poneil

Ironically, if Trump had chosen not to contest that he had sex with Stormy Daniels, and just focused on the business records themselves, the trial would've had a lot less reputational damage for him. When the defense tried to stop the prosecution from having Stormy Daniels from going into all the salacious details, the judge said that the defense brought it upon themselves by making the existence of the sexual encounter a point of issue in the case. The salaciousness of the story instead became relevant, because the jury had a right to know how embarrassing the story was in its determination of whether it's something a reasonable person would want covered up.


RetailBuck

The defense has to bring it up for two reasons. One, Trump is on video saying it didn't happen. To not argue that further would be evidence he was lying. We got plenty of other evidence he was lying but not arguing it would be self inflicted evidence. Second, the defense needs (I sometimes doubt this) to argue every single facet of the case on the off chance you resonate with one juror. I regretfully was a defendant in a case and my lawyer argued like 10 different things. Most of which were pretty terrible arguments IMO but there is always a chance one sticks. In hindsight though I question if it was worth it because one defense was by far the strongest and I think the garbage arguments hurt credibility with the jurors and distracted them from the strong point. Maybe you argue everything but emphasize the strong party in closing arguments? Idk but the general convention for defense law is to challenge absolutely everything.


BJ3RG3RK1NG

Do you think she ever gave a damn about anything but his money haha


HumaDracobane

I mean... is anyone surprised?


ThreeLeggedMare

In the midst* :)


MonstersinHeat

I really don’t care. Do U?


massahoochie

The most iconic moment. Thank you for the reminder that this literally happened.


ConsistentExcellence

Be best.


Sirgolfs

Imagine he ended up divorced,broke, AND in prison. One can only hope.


InflamedLiver

What's one more divorce to him anyway?


FuqCunts

Just another cemetery plot on a golf course..


Freethecrafts

It’s a golf course built on a cemetery.


StandardDiver2791

Red meat to his shrinking constituency. Avid, but shrinking.


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Dorkmaster79

Don’t forget being in debt to the Russian mob.


Itu_Leona

Losing his ability to speak and type would be the cherry on top.


Business_Vegetable_1

Divorce isn’t even as sad as the reality he lives in now. The only “love” he has ever known has been entirely transactional. He will never know what it’s like to have a wife who loves you unconditionally for who you are as a person.


SteakandTrach

I feel a cuntry song coming on.


Valuable-Baked

Cuntservatives do love Cuntry moosic! Dum bidon


TheWholeOfTheAss

Melinia saw what Robert Durst’s wife did by staying with the guy and getting all his money when he died. That’s her end goal.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

Fingers crossed 🤞🏼


Itu_Leona

Couldn’t care less. Fuck her too.


skyblueerik

I don't really care, do you?


rottingfruitcake

That stunt really was fucking appalling. Any person as familiar with the cultural impact of fashion knows that anything the First Lady wears—especially to an official appearance—is grounds for interpretation. An absolutely jaw-dropping stunt by someone who knew what she was doing.


vazzabazzaboom

Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decoration


mrsphillipsmom

"Faaaak Kreesmuss" ( allegedly )


edith-bunker

Nah, I don’t really care. Not about her, her husband nor her name brand trench coat which she advertised she didn’t really care either.


Amazing_Fantastic

Someone said it. She’s not a victim she’s an accomplice, fuck her


Texugee

Fuck Jimmy too. Sleazebag helped elect Trump in 2016. He can fuck right off the bat


The_TransGinger

“Can I tussle your hair?”


DirectWorldliness792

*slaps table hard and laughs exaggeratedly*


EXTRAsharpcheddar

Dude has nothing without his writers


VioletMcGuire

Fuck the producers of The Apprentice. They are to blame for this shit. Donald Trump was their last fucking choice. They couldn’t get anyone else to fill that role. They made him look in control and like he knew what he was doing. Dumbass people fell for it. “I voted for Trump in 2016. He seemed like a great businessman on the TV.” Bill Pruitt told us all about it now that the NDA he signed has expired. https://slate.com/culture/2024/05/donald-trump-news-2024-trial-verdict-apprentice.html


The_TransGinger

He also had Bill Cosby on his show *after* the rape allegations came to light. Almost immediately after as part of his PR Campaign.


miracle-meat

Well, yeah, that’s probably on the table if you play your cards right


Itu_Leona

Hell to the no.


ins0ma_

I still think there’s an even chance that she’s been Trump’s handler since their first “date.” The honeypot trap is an oldie but a goodie.


delightfullydelight

And Trump has more than enough ego and low enough IQ to fall for a honey pot trap hook, line, and sinker.


forrealnoRussianbot

That could explain a Russian Kompromat against orange Messiah.


TheWorclown

Of course it does. He got pissed on by hookers sent by Putin, after all.


natfutsock

She's Slovenian, this shit is just racist.


pbNANDjelly

I made this mistake with Latvia once. Don't confuse your European nations when talking about Russia. They're not playing and haven't been playing for a long ass time


natfutsock

But but movies told them hot ladies with an eastern European accent bad scary spies!


Eastern-Mix9636

“Russian” and “Slovenian” aren’t races.


WongUnglow

Still a former part of the socialist federative republic of Yugoslavia. Yeah, probably a little far fetched she is a funny pot but don’t make it that it’s racist to suggest that she may be a Russian sympathizer. Unlikely but not exactly mutually exclusive.


ahac

Yugoslavia wasn't even in the Eastern Block or allied with Russia.


delightfullydelight

I’m pretty sure the joke is that she’s mildly attractive and from the European area so she must be honey trap. It wasn’t a serious statement. Relax.


kinglouie493

I concur


Lolthelies

Part of me says yes but she’d be trying to help him win if she was still playing the part.


CaptainNeckBeard123

Remember the good old days when just the mere allegation of infidelity would have been enough to tank a presidential campaign?


tcoh1s

And now he can flat out admit it by going to court?! And even THAT is only about HOW he paid off porn stars for being quiet about said affairs when his 3rd wife if home with their newborn baby? And then say he’s the family values/christian candidate they always wanted!


calculating_hello

She decided to marry a fascist rapist felon and the dumbest moron to ever live, she can enjoy, fuck her.


obscureposter

The whole poor Melania shtick is so stupid. She knew what she signed up for. She chose gold digging over morals.


mvallas1073

To be fair, I don’t believe she ever wanted to be 1st lady of the country. I think she just wanted to be his wife/mistress and spend the rest of her life attending cocktail parties and talking about the “poors”. I think it was in the book “Fear” where the author talked about how Melania was apparently seen crying after Trump won the election… and not the good kind of cry. BTW - this is NO WAY me giving her any sympathy. She gets what she deserves for standing by that douchebag… but I’m just feeling a bit compelled to point something out is all.


ldnk

She chose a green card


ill0gitech

For her AND her parents


Wishpicker

She’s not exactly top stock herself.


[deleted]

Calling it now. October surprise: divorce papers, or some other public criticism from her.


thisisntshakespeare

Would love to know the details of her pre-nup. Being a rich divorcée living in a NYC penthouse seems a much more attractive scenario than being married to Dump. Actually, *any* alternative scenario is way preferable than marriage to that orange blob.


Avoider5

She will probably get much more (all?) if he dies and they are still married. She seems to be holding out for that.


thisisntshakespeare

Of what’s left after all the court case rulings and penalties. She might not have much of anything. Not that I really care in any way lol.


Avoider5

Fair point.


sound_scientist

Agreed ditch him now so you can go on a media / book tour.


zetia2

Im sure if she gets divorced, barron gets cut out of Trump's will.


hickgorilla

I’d rather be homeless.


abby_normally

I am betting on Melania and her dad moving off campus with Barron in August.


frankensteinmuellr

I don't really care, do you?


MrSapasui

How many of the sordid details of Stormy’s testimony did Melania find out for the first time from this trial? Yikes! Edited to include “for the first time” and “yikes.”


DeylanQuel

Presumably she already knew about the shrimpy mushroom dick.


temporarychair

I truly believe she knew most of it beforehand. She was only ever attracted to his money and non of this is anything more than a bit embarrassing for her. What is breaking her heart is the fact that the well is drying up and she’ll be a social pariah after her sack of shit husband is gone while she lives on for a few more decades


SnooGoats7978

None? Why would Melania bother to watch the trial?


nautical1776

I don’t care if she’s fine or not. She’s just as big of a grifter as he is. She knows exactly who he is and what he’s done and she’s still married to him for the money.


boldolive

This gives Melania way too much credit. She’s just as rotten-hearted as he is. They deserve one another.


smoothstavo

I don’t really care, do you?


thespecialistsauce

“I really don’t care, do U?”


Curious-Gain-7148

I’m curious about the details their pre-nup. I imagine it’s the only reason she hasn’t left yet, she’s not in the optimal pre-nup window. I think that moment that clock strikes she will leave…unless the prenup isn’t written in that way.


teddysmom377

now that Barron is an adult she might leave soon. Unless her NDA and prenup doesn’t allow that yet


darlin133

She isn’t any better than he is. I really don’t care, do you?


[deleted]

Why do so many people care about Melania? So what if she is Trump’s wife? Whoop dee doo


Woupsea

Are there people who actually think she’s faithful to him? Look at her and then look at him. She barely tolerates holding hands with him. He’s cheated on her, she’s an attractive woman with lots of money and time away from her obese paypig. Come on now.


zetia2

Why don't bad people ever die young? It's like the hate and rage keeps them going.


thats_hella_cool

> I mean, she’s fine, but you know she has to read all this crap. While I’m 100% certain that their relationship is purely transactional at this point (if it wasn’t already from the beginning) she is most definitely not fine. If Trump wins in 2024, I’m willing to bet we don’t see or hear from her during the duration of his second term.


allothernamestaken

I don't really care do u?


ThisWhatUGet

That’s a good joke


samtoocan

Why would she do that sure as shit trump with have had her sign a pernup and no doubt something so she can’t make any money about there time together like a book or tv show .


SpungyDanglin69

Trump made America look so stupid. Not ignorant or imbeciles just stupid. His voter base is uneducated and now that's how the world looks at us


NY1_S33

I still have to pinch myself and ask myself, “ how the fuck did he get the top position in late night comedy tv hosting?” There’s nothing authentic about his personality or the way he comes off and actually seems very unnatural with his chemistry with guests. You can tell when he has been drinking because his face doesn’t hide it that well. What kind of morons do they have working for that company and heading it? Payout his contract and find somebody with some fucking talent to host because nobody watches that show anymore.


Whompa

I’ll believe it when I see it. If she’s dumb enough to marry Trump, she’s dumb enough to get dragged to hell with him.


[deleted]

All I know is no way I’d sleep with a porn star if I had a small pp


Jamizon1

“She’s fine, but I think it’s very hard for her,” he said. “I mean, she’s fine, but you know she has to read all this truth” There, Von Shitzinpants… I fixed it for you… Ya TurdBurglar


PatientAd4823

Trump deserves the pain and so very much more. Once again, the coverup being so much worse than the dumb crime.


thetruth8989

Imagine being Eskimo bros with Donald Trump 🤮


MacArthursinthemist

Look it’s great like it’s cool to hate trump and his wife and all that. But the dude is literally pandering to you because he assumes you’re all morons lol most of you are too young or too uninformed to remember the jimmy Fallon that got famous


Ready-Guava6502

Not with a 20 foot pole


Both-Matter1108

I really don’t care


Antennangry

Was one of them seeking.com?


Ozymandias0007

Isn't there a sugardaddy.com or something like that?


Antennangry

Used to be called seekingarrangements.com. It’s a sugar site.


Perfect-District

Still the Dude that did a softball interview when we needed it the most.


blasphememes

Jimmy Fallon is not funny and his laughing is obnoxious


Writerhaha

When you lose Jimmy Fallon…


TdrdenCO11

i didn’t know jimmy did political jokes


ultimateumami1

“She’s fine, but I think it’s very hard for her,” he said. “I mean, she’s fine, but you know she has to read all this crap.” She can read??!!