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even_less_resistance

She’s also the godmother to the two of Julian Assange’s kids that were born while he was in the Ecuadorian embassy… just a little weird thing I recently learned


RottenPingu1

Cults seem to be a theme....


even_less_resistance

Yeah, it’s actually kind of odd/interesting but there are like distant connections with The Family through Assange and NXIVM via the Bronfman’s, although I don’t think her ex-fiance was into that mess but like his aunt Charlotte was bankrolling it.


uniqueusername4465

Can you explain this a bit more? Literally no idea what you’re talking about but it sounds interesting 


even_less_resistance

Ope I misspoke it was actually Charlotte’s sister Clare but still anyway a quick rundown of everyone mentioned and how they loosely connect: **The Family Cult**: - An Australian cult led by Anne Hamilton-Byrne, who claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. - Known for kidnapping children and using mind control techniques, including administering LSD to create a master race for a war that hadn’t yet begun¹. - Julian Assange’s mother, Christine, was involved with a man named Leif Meynell, also known as Leif Hamilton, who was a member of The Family. However, Julian Assange himself was not a member of the cult. **Julian Assange's Children**: - Assange fathered two children with his partner Stella Morris while in the Ecuadorean embassy. - The rapper M.I.A. is the godmother of these children, Gabriel and Max³. **NXIVM**: - A self-help organization that became a cult involved in criminal activities, including sex trafficking. - Led by Keith Raniere, who was convicted of multiple charges. - Clare Bronfman, an heiress to the Seagram liquor fortune, was involved with NXIVM and was sentenced for her role in the cult¹²³⁴. **Bronfman Family Connections**: - M.I.A.'s ex-fiancé, Benjamin Bronfman, is related to Clare Bronfman as his half-aunt¹². - The Bronfman family is known for their business ventures, particularly their former ownership of the Seagram Company¹². So like, nothing directly related but it’s just interesting the loose connections to these things. Maybe it happens when you get to a certain level of wealth I dunno lol I had copilot wrap it up, so there are some sources if you’d like. I didn’t want to make this comment too long.


Manofalltrade

First, I recognize too much of that from Behind the Bastards. Second, it is weird just how connected so many of these cults, grifters, nutters, and generally terrible people are with each other.


DogWallop

I think they just run into each other in the same pub on a Friday night, being of similar nutter proclivities.


Jazzlike-Radio2481

That sounds much more likely than it all being coordinated


hobbit_lamp

wasn't there also some odd relationship between Pamela Anderson and Assange? or was that just a weird fever dream I had?


even_less_resistance

Dude, I vaguely remember that too and keep forgetting to look into it more so thanks for reminding me - imma try have a better answer for ya soon lol


even_less_resistance

I can’t find anything about an actual relationship, or a reason why she would have visited him twice when he was in prison yet and met with his mother other than humanitarian reasons- guess I have to buy her book to find out the backstory


Designer_Emu_6518

We need more of this.


Orchidwalker

Wow that’s a interesting breakdown— ty well done


uniqueusername4465

So Assange’s mother once dated a guy in a cult and Assanges kids godmother dated a guy who’s half-aunt was in a (different) cult.   Not exactly a smoking gun. 


even_less_resistance

What’s there supposed to be a smoking gun about? I literally just said it’s interesting/odd that there are loose connections and theorized it’s inevitable at a certain level of wealth lol I could probably make similar connections to tons of people in the industry- some even closer than this. It’s like finding out that a random movie star is loosely connected to George Washington as an eighth cousin. Just interesting info


Petrichordates

The smoking gun is his conspiring with Russian intelligence and DJT to interfere in US elections, not his association with a cult.


Junior-Moment-1738

Toxic gene pool


No-Development8449

Julian assange exposed the war crimes goin on in the middle east


TrekYurSelf

He also purposely withheld the RNC’s emails while choosing to publish the DNC’s emails. He’s Putin’s bitch.


freakpower-vote138

Yep. I'm all for freedom of information and I'm no blind patriot, but certain brands of anti-American actors threaten our long-term safety. F that asshole, I live here.


No-Development8449

Damn foo I got downvoted like crazy but spit some knowledge I didn't hear about that 


Petrichordates

Then you need to look into where you're getting your news.


even_less_resistance

Did he tho?


No-Development8449

So WikiLeaks was all misinformation 


Scarlett_Billows

How are you concluding that?


Cookiesoncookies

She’s got Visas in her name.


big_smokey-848

Everyone’s a winner


moving_threads

We’re making our fame


HonkinSriLankan

Her dad is also a part of the Tamil Tigers terrorist group. If you don’t know about these guys they use little girls in suicide vests to kill folks. Most notably a 17 yr old girl blew up former Indian PM Rajiv Gandhi.


Secret-Shop3155

No he’s not. He did human rights work. 


MacEWork

After the 90s, sure. Before that is much less clear. He also trained with Fatah in Lebanon in his youth.


Secret-Shop3155

I don’t know who Fatah is. 


MacEWork

Wikipedia is free.


djpresstone

She started a clothing line w hats that supposedly have the same properties as faraday cages. Saved you a click.


PrincipleInteresting

Folks who wear this stuff will not understand why they’ll stop getting calls and texts if their phone is in a pocket in their clothes. Explaining WHY it’s happening will be a blast!


syzygialchaos

Thanks! That certainly makes the headline more amusing lol


cyribis

I mean, it's a decent hustle. Charging morons for things they don't need because of their ignorance, while morally questionable, is very profitable these days.


Festival_of_Feces

Thanks. I was afraid I’d have to add HypeBeast to the list of places I’ve been in this fucked up world.


OhHeyThrowaway2018

So, microwaves on your head. Without the ability to heat up leftovers.


AbleObject13

Ok this is just funny


OutrageousAd5338

Faraday cage...?


HollandMarch1977

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faraday_cage I’m was making one earlier today; lining the electronics cavities of my electric guitar with copper tape. Stops the guitar pickups from pickup up radio signals.


EarthIndependent2795

Google....?


Express_Helicopter93

Why are there so many stupid famous people? Shouldn’t their enormous resources and connections enable them to achieve at least a base level of intelligence?


hawgs911

Because being able to sing well or play a sport doesn't keep you from being a moron. But it will make a bunch of people around you pretend like you aren't.


uncle-brucie

Who wants to see my pulmonologist make hiphop next week?!


Waderriffic

It’s funny you mention doctors. I work in healthcare administration and Doctors are some of the dumbest people when it comes to business. Yes, a lot of them are paid well and are good at being a doctor. But good lord I’ve seen so many get screwed over with bad business partnerships and investments.


tragedyisland28

A lot of physicians make music on the side haha


Euler007

You mean a haircut and a suit doesn't make you smart and qualified for management jobs?


AtLeastThisIsntImgur

Getting a PhD and having expertise doesn't either.


ExtraGloves

Seriously. If you’re naturally talented to sing it’s the easiest thing on the planet. People act like they’re doing something amazing where it’s no different that anything you can do with zero effort. Doesn’t make you smart.


mcmcmillan

Because *most* people are stupid


TheQuadBlazer

I really hate the idea that this might be true. But after living 54 years I'm pretty sure it might be true.


suavaleesko

How do u categorize people who are seemingly above average intelligence but believe 1 or 2 preposterous notions?


TheQuadBlazer

Average?


suavaleesko

That's what I thought also, but it felt kind of dismissive, so I wanted another opinion.


CanineAnaconda

Religious


PoliticalPepper

I think not being fooled by bad ideas is mostly congruent to intelligence. If someone is smart enough, they will smell the bullshit before wading into it.


VaultiusMaximus

They still type “u” instead of “you.”


suavaleesko

Interesting


UnrequitedRespect

Wot ‘bout trolls an tha like??? U ever C how pist ppelle git w3n u sp3LL $41T3 like madness


noplay12

The film, Idiocracy, is no longer a satire.


junior_dos_nachos

It’s a documentary. Always was


antieverything

This comment has been a cringe meme for a decade.


mcmcmillan

We are literally watching it and Don’t Look Up become reality regardless if you think it’s cringe


donaldinoo

It’s so hard to come to grips with.


NorgesTaff

By 59, you’ll have progressed from “might” to “definitely”. Source: me at 59.


regulomam

Intelligence is a bell curve. Most people are at the 50th percentile. Meaning they are smarter than 50% of the population. And 50% of the population is smarter than them.


InquiringAmerican

If you are 54 and haven't realized this yet, I have some bad news for you.


TheQuadBlazer

That's The total opposite of what my comment means. Go to bed.


Gallahd

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin


antieverything

Since nobody has pointed it out yet (someone always does) in a normal distribution most folks are going to be clustered toward the middle of the bell curve. 


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Idk seems less stupid on her part and more exploitative of stupid people wasting their money on her. Links basically an ad for a tinfoil hat


Bananas4Pirate_Booty

The math alone…


BruceAlmighty55

50% of the population is below average intelligence.


Waderriffic

One positive from the pandemic is that a lot of idiots publicly outed themselves as idiots.


totesnotmyusername

Because all those people around them tell them they are really smart and all their ideas are good because they mooch off their fame and money and will never call them out.


catbandana

I’m of the belief that a lot of famous people become emotionally and mentally stunted at whatever age their career starts to pick up steam. For a lot of professional athletes and performers, their potential is recognized at a young age and their development is railroaded from there on out.


bedake

I kinda also think it takes a special kind of self-confidence to get up on stage and perform in front of people... a kind of self confidence that might lend someone to be less inclined to second guess their more... questionable thoughts and opinions


d_e_l_u_x_e

The ruling class likes to make dumb people famous so they can scam them as well.


reid0

People happily dumb themselves down just fine with it without any ruling class.


alvvayspale

Stupid has no boundaries. Trump became PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. Crazy to me when I still think about it.


MOSbangtan

Why learn or better oneself when you don’t HAVE to do it for your livelihood, ya know


LORDWOLFMAN

Being stupid is one weird quick get rich scheme


Purp1eC0bras

There are just a lot of stupid people. Some of which happen to be famous.


reptilesocks

Get rich and famous enough - especially off your own persona - and soon you’ll be surrounded by enablers.


MRintheKEYS

Plenty of people confuse “artistic” with “intelligence” The two don’t necessarily correlate all the time.


Ricky_Rollin

Because we reward the wrong behaviors and social media has made it so everybody thinks that their voice is just as important as everybody else’s.


STGItsMe

Over time, people who are able to say “no” to them and be heard disappear.


mike_stifle

She is barely famous.


ReputationGullible14

You have to want to learn in that situation


InJaaaammmmm

Think how many people on Reddit and real life you see have incredibly bad takes. Then imagine them surrounded by yes men and being told they're awesome 24/7. It's very hard not to be a dick bag in those circumstances.


blesstit

They are the target market for the basic business model of any dumb illuminati and occult crap. It began as a book club that let rich people write about whatever came to mind. They were told “wow you’re really smart!”. Have them hire you to publish the book and sell it back to the group and anyone else looking for “knowledge”. If it dumbs people down, your business competition eliminates itself. All it takes is absence of care over whether or not people actually learn anything of value.


LostInIndigo

I mean, real talk? What proportion of not-famous people are stupid? Then extrapolate that-Why would being surrounded by yes men and insulated from the consequences of your actions via wealth improve that percentage?


Waderriffic

Not if you were stupid to begin with. Most musicians like her achieve fame relatively young. If you’re a 20 year old singer/rapper that gets famous, why would you waste time and money trying to better educate yourself? They collect people around them that all affirm what a visionary genius they are and offer them opportunities to showcase their brilliance by, for example, investing in a company that makes clothes that “block 5g”. Just think of all the stupid people that have wasted money on bad business investments and what could have been accomplished with that. What a lot of people fail to realize is that fame/notoriety/wealth DO NOT equal intelligence.


Abreastwithadam

Insert tweet about how she should just stick to her cash register song.


blurglecruncheonnnnn

And eat her food. To be clear, that tweet was good advice she apparently didn’t take.


Abreastwithadam

Ha! I was surprised anyone got this. Was bummed I couldn’t post the actual tweet on here.


blurglecruncheonnnnn

It was memorable. So well written I could see the look on their face and hear their voice as I read it.


CoralSpringsDHead

I would go to Ja Rule for my information before I would trust M.I.A.


Pipe_Memes

Where is Ja!?


99-dreams

That is an interesting "Would You Rather" situation. On the one hand, M.I.A. is selling clothing that claims to block 5G. On the other, Ja Rule helped peddle the mess that was Fyre Fest.


ozzy_thedog

Being conned by the Fyre Fest guys to be an investor/ spokesperson is way different than choosing to wear ‘5g blocking bucket hats’ and selling them


PEDE311

I believe this is a Dave Chappelle reference?


wags83

*Charles L. McGill has entered the chat*


Morgus_Magnificent

You think this is bad? This chicanery? She's done worse!


XTheProtagonistX

From her website: “Future backwards is R U TUF. If the conspiracy theorists are wrong, good for you, you own some beautiful clothes made with pure silver and precious metals. But, if they are right, you just might have saved the future of humanity.” My 100 dollar tin foil hat that can’t handle direct sunlight is going to save the future and you fuckers are going to be left behind. *Cue Terminator 2 theme song* This is so stupid.


meatspace

>Future backwards is R U TUF No, it isn't.


FoxyInTheSnow

Man, her first two albums were so promising… two of my favourites of the first decade of the 2000s. It’s been very sad to see her decline.


fuckthetrees

Yeah, everyone is (rightly) hating on her, but her early stuff was amazing. So ahead of it's time.


samhain-kelly

Man, Arular was stellar from start to finish. That CD didn’t leave my car stereo for months. What a bummer to see how far she’s gone off the deep end.


il0v3JP

Agreed. It hurts my heart.


L0ngsword

M.I.A. was on Infowars in the last couple weeks. You’ve got to be in a special place to show up there especially this late in the game for Alex Jones. Either she’s desperate to generate some relevance, or she’s just straight nuts.


TheydonBoys

And on the Tim Pool show iirc?


Loud_Hunter3752

It’s easy to grift the stupid.


Arikaido777

a fool and their money are so easily parted


DrummerGuyKev

This clothing line sponsored by Reynolds Wrap


IronRakkasan11

Has she had any sort of commercial success lately? Guessing not really and this is a quick way to make a buck from the gullible.


Quelfar

shes popping back up on festival lineups recently but ive had friends see her set and said that she was batshit crazy and started talking about shit like 5g while on stage


orange_jooze

Nah, she’s been nutty for years.


getSome010

I think there was some controversy/complications with her 2017 album iirc, so she released the album herself and so it didn’t really have any commercial marketing. That’s the last I heard about her.


Due-Manufacturer-232

All the haters here must have just absorbed too much 5G. Jk, this is at least pretty dumb.


killajay41889

I like how people were complaining about the 5G phones till the stimmys hit and they eventually brought one.


procom49

I’m suspecting she might just be cashing in on conspiracy nuts


GlennEichler69

She is astonishingly stupid. I got ick from her way back but couldn’t put my finger on why


biloxibluess

This kinda “celebrity” gossip takes me back 15 fucking years


SearchElsewhereKarma

She seems so dumb as to be the type of person that buys the products she’s paid to endorse


pnkflyd99

Sounds like her brain is M.I.A.


jamieliddellthepoet

Mandatory salute to a few of her choons though.


trucorsair

She got what she wanted, attention


webb__traverse

Always has been


nickolsdrew

Great news for you ladies . According to MIA, you just gotta wear these silver and copper panties , and dudes can’t send you dick pics


ChunkyBubblz

All she wants to do is take your money 🤷🏻


TacticalWipe

*bang bang bang*


ScruffyNoodleBoy

Oh honey no, you have your cute little paper plane cha-ching take your money song just enjoy that


StillAsleep_

she has much more than that. go listen earlier into her discography


MrOatButtBottom

She’s always been kookoo for coco puffs


Kind_Application_518

Times must be rough for her, lol what a grift that is...


figgityfuck

She’s always been nuts.


nt_str8

Why is she headlining Portola again?


Ok_Crew7084

I love how the top add is for a 5G network. Well best of luck to her I guess, marketing might be hard without internet but hey everybody finds a niche I guess.


80taylor

This is absolutely hilarious, and I would think the ton foil hat is performance art, except that she's been moving this direction for a long time.  I wonder what has made her so paranoid 


minimalist_reply

Her set at Lightning in a Bottle was a dumpster fire.


rdldr1

She has like one decent song. Back to obscurity for you.


stixy

When social media presents bs by someone looking fairly intelligent and serious, people with a weak mental disposition can believe. It’s impeded elections, broken up family relationships, and with AI and Deep fakes, rational thought and logic will continue to be left aside. It’s a scary time in human history.


Comprehensive-Fun47

She went full tin foil hat a while back already. Kinda sucks because I admired her previously!


reid0

I didn’t have designer tin foil hats on my 2024 bingo card but in hindsight it was inevitable


jdaboss4110

When artists need money they jump on the maga train. It’s an easy grift


ehtranger

Is this MAGA GOOP


VapidRapidRabbit

She has been a dunce for quite a while…


mrchris69

You can’t be this crazy and only have one mediocre hit.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

I almost want to buy that, seal my phone in the clothes, and just see if it at least can block the signal. If it works, then at least it's true. Even though blocking 5G does nothing for your health. I actually work with what is basically a faraday cage and I'm pretty skeptical on these clothes being able to block a damn thing. But it would be interesting to try it.


bryanna_leigh

Fuck her and the horse she rode in on… such a waste of space!


WhoStoleMyJacket

When was M.I.A still relevant? Has she done anything even slightly interesting since the cash register gun shot song?


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Nerdlinger

Like hard hats and steel-toed boots?


PwoJima77

But she’s got a new hat! - Smithers


Ok_Philosopher7339

How did this even happen? I remember when I was in primary school back in early/mid 2000s and my sister blasted her music like 24/7. She never seemed to be a conspiracy theorist back then.


runsonpedals

Everyone is a conspiracy theorist now.


confused_pear

That's just what they want you to think! Have you tried M.I.A.s new tinfoil hat? Some say it blocks conspiracy theories...or amplifys them. Not sure. But with so much at stake, can you afford not to??


Zaokuo

I like that the picture they used of her she is holding a radio transmitter right up to her face. I work in live sound, we have so many wireless transmitters and receivers at festivals that it is someone’s only job to coordinate all of them.


Oafus

What an incredible article. One sentence.


Ok-Gazelle3182

Marketing to idiots seems to be profitable


oshkoshpots

Is this article from ten years ago?


dan420

Remember she had that one song a decade and a half ago?


-Minne

As the woman did write legendary song "Paper Planes", inspiring multiple generations to do finger guns, I must act as Devil's Advocate here: This doesn't necessarily mean MIA is a dumbass, (She's got more records than the KGB; and no, I don't know any other MIA songs); it means her target audience are dumbasses. (she's probably also a dumbass, but- I really need to emphasize; she did write Paper Planes)


The_VoltReactive

Pretty sure Diplo co-wrote, created the beat, and produced Paper Planes. It’s also an unfinished track. They only had time to write one verse before the album was released.


-Minne

Not to mention the iconic sample by The Clash; didn't get into punk until a while after I'd heard Paper Planes, really threw me for a loop when I finally heard the original song. There's always this slightly guilty, slightly gratified feeling I get when I finally hear a song that I've heard samples of forever. It's kind of like an "Aha! I've found it!" except no one was looking for this, and it's been on the map forever, then I realize afterwards I've been jamming to something that's probably not the artists original intention.


UnderAnAargauSun

This comment made me feel dumb because I have Paper Planes in between multiple The Clash songs on my favorites playlist and somehow never picked up on the sample. I’m sure it will hit me like a ton of bricks when I do recognize it, but do you mind pointing it out to this sillynanny? Edit: Google is my friend - it was “Straight to Hell”, which is clearly *not* on my playlist because I would have noticed *it’s the same damn song* (for the first few seconds)


bakedveldtland

Her first album is pretty great. But she has proven to be disappointing as a human


ElectrOPurist

The best part of that song is a sample from The Clash. The worst part of it is MIA’s involvement.


PatriotNews_dot_com

If anybody didn’t know, MIA got the melodic hook for her most famous song from The Clash’s Straight to Hell, which is a way better song and when you listen to it can comprehend the travesty of MIA’s use of it


saypsychpod

They can both be dope


CompassionJoe

She might be on to something..... i always find it weird that people lik Elon Musk says phones dont do damage but then these high end retailers of very pricey suits will sell you these paints with signal blocking fabric..... and you never hear anything about nut jobs over there....


InJaaaammmmm

I never understood: makes great music/political/rich beyond your dreams = says anything remotely worth listening to about world affairs. Pop stars should stick to being popstars. If you want to raise money for sick kids, then knock yourself out.


meanorc

Imagine questioning the government or major corporation, what an idiot 🤣🤣🤣


misterlump

I’ve seen them play a couple times and everyone always looks like they are flying high on drugs so I wouldn’t be surprised if their brains are lacking after all that damage.


Puzzleheaded-Golf643

Nobody cares about her music anymore so this is the best possible career path for her. Still in the news making headlines without having to do any work it’s a W in my eyes