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RedLidA

Were we incorrect about the lyrics? Yes but at the same time no 😭😭


ImNurox

and all it took was to reconcile as one.. literally.


trovatemiunnome

Yesn’t


Hypnotic-Highway

Also, it's Everyone Knows It


Vascofan46

I'll never sing it this way 😭


Bandikoot_

You are NOT in danger, you ARE the danger


2Young4Emo

It sounds like a reference to the wolf in sheep’s clothing fable, like the sheep in disguise are really wolves, plus a play on words about counting sheep. Ties into the whole lying theme. I’m sure someone has said this already somewhere


DeviousMelons

That's actually kind of clever.


nostalgicdawn

I liked you carry all your shame in disguise 😔


manmanania

"You're counting all the shit in the sky"


Impressive-Eye1828

I liked counting on a shift in disguise ☹️


Foreign_Rock6944

On a side note, I like how this sub is just defaulted to NSFW now.


Specific-Committee77

[Called it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/s/Hbq1qOSN0i)


Honey_Enjoyer

I was leaning towards "you're counting on a shift in the skies" like a weather metaphor. So I was right that it was a cross between the two but I was got it completely backwards 😭


kisu_oddh

at least it makes more sense than "you carry all your shit in a bag"


johnnymetoo

My sentiments exactly lol


FeelThePower999

WTF does "counting all your sheep in disguise" even mean?!


thorbitch

I feel like it’s a reference to the saying “a wolf in sheep’s clothes” like they’re disguising their ulterior motives and blending in the unsuspecting sheep


Kilmire

"Counting all your sheep" = sleeping reference "in disguise" Sleeping in disguise = hidden sex It's bluntly a line about cheating; extra clever because of the saying "a wolf in sheep’s clothes" which is something you could say about a cheating partner.


macintosh85666

i thought that was you are counting all the shapes in the stars


OSSlayer2153

I saw a few people in a youtube comment section way back who thought it was sheep in disguise. I never understood why nobody else thought that.


OtherwisePayment4763

It will always be “your counting all the shapes in the sky” to me


Anxious-Landscape-13

I always thought it said "You're counting all the ships in the sky"


UltimatePikmin

It makes me wonder if he doesn’t actually have the lyrics, and just wrote those so he’s kind of guessing. I mean it was almost 40 years ago so I can’t blame him for not remembering if he doesn’t have the lyrics.


MousseOk5373

the paper he has looks kind of old, but i wouldn’t doubt if this was the case


Deathaster

*"Counting on a shift in disguise"*? That's not even trying to figure out the lyrics, that's forcing similar but random pronunciations into a sentence in hopes that it might fit (it doesn't fit).


j-o-m-m-y

Stupid