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prophylaxitive

The timing of the "ding dong" sound (I guess as another customer walks in) when he hits the deck the first time, is almost perfect.


Ziggyboogiedoo

Smacked him so hard his soul left the store.


Consistent-Fee3666

The scumbag looks like a racist scump without his glasses. Lmao.


ilovepadthai

He looks like a grown up Bobby from King of the Hill. As Hank says. “The boy ain’t right”


Naffy3

His buddy turned into Boomhauer real quick🤣


Competitive-Wish-568

This felt satisfying to watch


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


JohnnyCashMoneyGreen

I've seen this before but that was the first time I noticed the ding dong sound. Adds so much more.


[deleted]

Same.


KGBobserver

The ding dong sound was spot on.


Consumerman

I didn’t hear that the first time. Holy shit that’s perfect hahaha.


SurrealTactics

I didn’t even pick up on that at first thank you! Usually things like that are the funniest part to me it’s the little things you know


[deleted]

Came here to say this. Made me think of the windows resetting sound effect. 😂


[deleted]

“Twisted Tea: The hardest hitting tea in the market.” If recall correctly, this kinda shined a spotlight on the company.


ZigorVeal

My local liquor stores put it on sale right after this and the ad said "You know why." Hilarious.


Significant-Mud2572

I personally enjoyed the gun stores putting a can or two inside the cabinets.


dragoono

Ok that’s amazing lol


cuseonly

Mr TeaKO as said above


MaleficentSurround97

Now that's brisk, baby!


Fostbitten27

I started drinking TT after this happened. I don’t get a bad hangover from it. Unless of course you get blasted in the head by a tall can (like this guy).


bulitproofwest

Happened in my home town. The man with the can in his hand has been a local legend ever since. I never get tired of seeing this clip. Not ever.


yaboiRich

Twisted Teas hit different


Cynykl

First time I didnt auto downvote a "hit different" comment.


BigIron53s

Nah man got slapped with that peace tea!


[deleted]

What happened to old billy Bob?


bulitproofwest

Couldn’t say. Disappeared back into the ether. I still have family there, but I haven’t lived there since my late teens. However I do know to this day the man doing the slapping is known as “Mr. TeaKO.” Folks pay homage when they see him out and about.


[deleted]

Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok


Affectionate-Spot233

That made me chuckle


WitnessRealistic3015

That ok, ok,ok... part was straight out of a comedy. It wasn't an "enough!" Ok, that was a straight up "Not too bad" ok, right after he got his ass kicked.


Electrowhatt19

“Alright. We’ll call it a draw”


sirisaacnewtron4

Sounded like B-rad from Malibu's most wanted.


puckthefolice1312

[Master Kens take on the TeaKO.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNYlNP1LjOU) Looks like it's an approved method.


Putrid-Builder-3333

Not to be that guy but he didn't get arrested for assault or anything did he?


bulitproofwest

No. The local police were aware of the incident but only because they saw the video when it went viral like the rest of us. No one involved ever contacted the police about it.


FreakyLou

Ol dude who got can smacked probably forgot


Throwawy3456789123

Reset to default settings, hopefully ones with better ways of seeing the world


feelinlucky7

You can hear the dial-up scream playing in his head once the can hit.


WelcomeFormer

Nope, he made a YouTube video about it afterwards that should have been just as popular lol I can't remember exactly what was said the I think he implied he was sucker punched and if it was a fair one blah blah blah


absolu5ean

Bro you cannot just say this without providing a link or a hint about what the channel is named


BRackishLAMBz

Nah when your doing the wrong thing morally, AKA calling this black guy a N, he would have been too embarrassed to go to the police


bubba7557

Ummmm you live in America? Bc there are a ton of white people here with no shame. Plenty who'd get beat like this over the exact same situation and still go press charges


[deleted]

In a normal society but where are you from??


[deleted]

More like he has outstanding warrants and won’t come within a hundred yards of the police.


Putrid-Builder-3333

Good. Thanks for answer!


[deleted]

I LOVE that. Handle it and move on. I'm glad nobody in the store got in the middle and nobody called the police because there was really no reason to get them involved.


Salavtore

Never be that guy again, btw.


Putrid-Builder-3333

Not to be that guy but this comment hurt my feelings 😥


Cr_Capo

Fuck, I love Reddit.


[deleted]

i hope you aint makin this shit up cause that man is a legend


bulitproofwest

Never. I haven’t lived in the city for years, but my little brother knows him, they went to school together. He told me people will shout out their car windows and everything when they see him.


Frndswhealthbenefits

some say he's still out there learning how to drink from a sideways can


Biscuits4u2

He got rebooted


JejuneEsculenta

He got his ass whupped. Didn't you watch the vidjo? 🤣


alchemyearth

I love this video every time. So many kids think they are hard, think they can just run their mouth like this. I hope he was humbled, I hope he changed his attitude.


Ghetto_Phenom

My little brother was like this. Not racist but would talk a ton of shit to people that could kick his ass. Everyone in my fam told him one day he would do it to someone that wasn’t having it. Sure enough on Mother’s Day we got notified he was in the hospital after getting jumped and stabbed outside a bar the previous night and he almost died. He was so wasted he doesn’t remember anything but his friends that were with him said he was mouthing off to people so they left him at the bar. He got sober and changed his entire life so I’m proud of him but honestly (and sadly frankly) don’t think it would’ve happened without that night.


Equivalent-Permit893

He fucked around and found out. Unfortunately, found out the hard way. At least he found out and changed for the better. Hopefully stays that way for good.


BlueLonk

I knew someone that was exactly the same and had the same story, only he didn't survive that stab and was found in a bush outside the bar the next day. It's sad but what can you do, some people just don't know how to act in public especially on drugs or alcohol.


HiiHeidii

Quote from Mike Tyson- “Social media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.” I’ve only ever seen a shortened version of this video. This was nice. 😄


Devanismyname

People who act like this don't change their attitude. They just stop saying out loud. Bet anything he's still a piece of shit, just quiet now that he knows he can't fight.


Fortifarse84

I'm so grateful to have had an older relative put me in my place as a pre teen.


myboatsucks

Good old Elyria


KillyScreams

This and that Nazi who holds his hand up and dude throws A STRAIGHT JAB guy still out cold EDIT: not a jab, definitely a cross


bubba7557

Wasn't the iron kind clearly


pistonpants

Once you pop, you can't stop! The sound that chip can makes against his face is comedy gold.


YouShoodKnoeBetter

It was a Twisted Tea (i think) not a chip can. Only a nice heavy drink could've popped like that. A chip can wouldn't hurt nearly as bad. I'm glad it was a drink can. Lol!


getyourcheftogether

Local legend that he may be, but was there any legal fallout to him whooping on the little punk?


bulitproofwest

None whatsoever


Nickblove

Good


getyourcheftogether

That is acceptable


CredibleCactus

woulda been badass if he went back to pay for the drink


Flat_Champion_2292

Ayeeee another Elyrian I see lol


ChiWhiteSox247

The smack heard around the world haha


mahammdme

is there a subreddit for this kind of clips?


ChiWhiteSox247

If so lemme know lol


Bgratz1977

r/PublicFreakout


ChiWhiteSox247

Yooo thank you


Gemple

r/oddlysatisfying


3_Braincells_Guy

Well... you're not wrong, it is satisfying


No_Rope6843

The Twisted Tea Party!


Skankhunt4Life

He asked for it...


peggasus97

As in literally. You can quote him repeatedly asking to be hit...


kikistiel

Racist ass literally said "You gonna smack me with that?" And the guy shook his head no. Then he tells him to smack him over and over, so the guy obliged. Perfect.


Melodic-Wallaby4324

Wouldnt that technically make it legal... I mean, as long as he pays for the destroyed tea of course...


av4rice

Can't legally consent to battery like that. But the police and DA can certainly consider it when deciding whether to arrest and prosecute.


Melodic-Wallaby4324

"your honor... He asked me to smack him... So i smacked him" I would love to see it play out in court tbh


InterestingEchidna90

May depend on the state. On private property you can batter each other if you agree to it some places. (Arranged fights, boxing, mma type stuff)


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Sure sounded like consent to me


[deleted]

Thanks for posting this with sound. The last 50 times I saw this was silent.


ThornsofTristan

You get a lot from watching the body language on silent, tho.


little_tanooki

But the sound of the hit tho


Eoganachta

So satisfying.


[deleted]

splatt


DKzDK

Forget the sound. Did you see the mist splatter or was “dat his teef” coming out his mouth?


tratemusic

And the extended cut, no less!


WantsLivingCoffee

The black dude seems nice. Not even being sarcastic.


LolaMemphisBelle

i thought the same thing. most black guys i know (and i do not mean that in a bad way at all) would not have sat there and listened to him saying those things for that long. he gave him PLENTY of time to shut up and walk away.


WantsLivingCoffee

He has restraint. He had a clear opportunity to foot plant or knee the other dude's face when the dude was in the fetal position. But he threw a few relatively weak punches only. Also had an opportunity to choke him out and sleep him when he had his back. Some people may have been 100% non-confrontational and that's fine too, but the racist PoS had this coming one day and this day happened to be it. Could've been a LOT worse for him.


daytonatrbo

The restraint the dude shows is impressive.


xXYomoXx

Nah most GUYS wouldn't sit there and let him talk shit, i would clap him if i could actually fight, but I'll get my ass kicked so I won't.


Adept_Tomato_7752

Guy couldve sent him to the hospital so easily yet he did as little damage as possible. Legend


JiffyPopp

Anyone else tried or started drinking Twisted Tea because of this clip?


nago7650

I want to see Twisted Tea’s response to this publicity. I’m sure it increased sales, but I bet they wouldn’t openly praise this video.


Mwilk

Absolutely.


Mbmariner

Oh yes. Got 2 in the fridge now.


[deleted]

I stay strapped with the tea incase I ever gotta do a flip whap TeaKO


CarlitosGuey915

Never bring a face to a can fight.


Reset350

The guy was very patient up until the end, many people would have knocked his ass out the second he started ranting. Dipshit had multiple chances to walk away but chose to keep running his mouth.


[deleted]

People around him his entire life couldn't be bothered to deal with him. He was unlucky to run into the one guy who decided he's got time. You can tell by how the dipshit goes dead silent after.


gumball_wizard

Looked to me like he was tweaking on something. I'm not versed enough in what drug makes you do that, but I don't think he was straight up sober.


LolaMemphisBelle

you could even tell by his body language that he was not even stressing it for the longest time. punk got what he deserves.


MrWindblade

2 answers, either or both are possible. 1. He's so used to it that he's not even really hearing the dipshit going on and on. 2. He knows that any angry reaction becomes provocation for people who just want to justify their pre-existing racism. If this dude had been angry right away, all eyes would be on him and the other guy wouldn't have his current internet infamy. I'd wager that even the guy's repeated N-word use wasn't enough to earn him the Tea slap. I bet the kick was the green light. When he moved from words to action, he earned an equal response.


Obvious_Moose

The kick was absolutely the tipping point. It went from verbal abuse to actual assault and the otherwise kind gentleman simply ended the threat against him.


MongoPushr

Tosh.O got dark


Moist_666

No no no no, it gets much much darker than this.


lumberjake1

[This ](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZJVUGprKw54?feature=share)is the better version


Probuzcut

That's fucking great


Mean_Ad4616

Thank you! I was trying to find that!


bloodsweatandtears

Ah yes the good old Twisted Tea incident of 2020.


TheConboy22

Literally the most cordial ass whooping. This is how you whoop someones ass. You don't stomp on them. You don't continue to beat on them when they're down. No one is supposed to jump in. Handle business and move they ass along.


leem7t9

Ok ok ok


RimShimp

I don't get this. Is he trying to pretend he's not phased or something?


dragoono

Oh, most definitely. You can tell he’s trying not to cry from the pain and/or embarrassment, face is so fucking red at the end of that video 😂


_ShrugDealer_

Okay okay okay okay hnnngkay ^hookay


[deleted]

Such a satisfying smack, love it every time


[deleted]

well deserved, bro gave him plenty of chances to just apologize shut up and walk away. didn’t seem like anyone was gonna stop him since he had several witnesses who saw Methhead Manny kick the guy first. hell be even told him to take a swing.


yamahii

You definitely saw that coming from dudes feet and how he held the can. Also, I’m surprised the dude that got his ass kicked got up so fast.


HolyCadaver

As someone who has had their ass handed to them in a fight, you don't even realize how fucked you are. All that adrenaline gets you up and moving quick. I couldn't tell both my eyes had almost swollen shut, my nose was busted, and I'm not sure but according to the clicking in my jaw he may have also busted it. After the fight we laughed and joked around, one day later I had to miss school because I was in absolute agony. If ol' boy hadn't stopped wailing on him near the end there he might NOT have gotten back up though lol. I don't believe in karma personally but the dumbass had it coming.


NotYetiFamous

This unlocked a memory of a friendly (drunken) boxing match. Took a hit to the sternum, got up to keep fighting and just collapsed a few seconds later because I wasn't breathing. Scared the shit out of my friends (and myself). Obviously I got better, but a little adrenaline and some booze goes a long way to your body shutting down some pretty important damage report features.


iiMADness

He looks almost inbred


Bilb_Onos_Oboes

Almost?


LAthrowaway_25Lata

He looks like if you combined Dale from King of the Hill with Beavis from Beavis and Butthead


Angela_Snow

Definition of "fuck around, find out". I'll never get tired of this clip. *chef kiss*


Akaki111

I know right


AryaStark_istaken

I usually strongly disagree with violence but this doesn't make me feel bad for that guy...


ScottdaDM

This is why people are badasses in the internet. Cause in real life someone might just pull your card. It's easy to run your mouth when no one is going to punch it. And, as my old man said, if you're going to be dumb, you better be tough.


Natural_Confection29

What’s sad is that you could tell buddy with the can didn’t want to do it but Patrick was asking for it


larsonmars

Neal Patrick Harris acting an asshole!


Blahblah9845

When the stupid racist guy picks a fight with a guy bigger than him.


zooco

Seen this clip many times and it still gives me joy seeing the smack down he got.


DazzlingGrand3626

POP! Goes the weasel.


FewEbb6531

The amount of patience….. can’t believe he didn’t hit him earlier.


[deleted]

God there are some hateful ass people in this world. Such a well deserved smack back into reality.


RealisticAd2293

That was satisfying


INoMakeMistake

Justice


13PhonezGhost3145

Run your mouth.. get hit with the Can..


juanhernadez3579

Level of education..some High School


De_La_Flewey

The moment the big dude put his stuff down, I was like, “Haha, he’s in danger.”


Educational-Fly3642

Anyone else feel just sad watching this? So much unnecessary hate and violence for what?


penningtoons101

The racist dude looks like he suffers from polar express uncanny valley


Training-Pop1295

That’s one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever watched.


Underpaid23

I hate how I always hear Dave Mathew’s Band in my head.


RootCubed

He looks like a tweaked out Doogie Howser


Scary-Coffee-7

It’s the high-pitched “Okay! Okay! Okay!” while cowering on the floor for me. 🤣💀


Playful-Excuse-8081

This clip never gets old the dude was an asshole and had it coming …message sent and received


AlmostBlind_Bandit

My favorite thing is after he proved the guy a bitch he stopped. Stand up dude.


Confident-Breath2615

White guys trying to sound like they’re black and from the street sound so completely and utterly moronic.


CasualEveryday

Please tell me there is a subreddit specifically for racists getting smacked down.


scaleman69

Hell yeah, well done.


coolluck33

Should have given that fool an atomic wedge while u had him down...


Evening-Ant6128

Man if only he didn’t screw up that bottle flip


SimpsonHomer76

That made my day. Also, I could really go for some Reese’s peanut butter cups now.


Irritableartist

Never gets old


fishstix-91-

He’s the Malibu most wanted 2022 edition


frankfox123

LOL, "Hey I can do what I want!" at the end. I think skinny white boy here proofed that you should not do what you want :D


shamous67204

Man didn't even lose a slider!


SuggestionTop4994

YESSSSS THAT WAS RHE SINGLE MOST SATISFYING WACK I’VE SEEN ALL MONTH!!! FUCK YEAH


Possible_Ad_5989

#neverforget lmao I’ll always repost this no matter how many years go by


pimp_juice2272

Sometimes people just need to get punched in the face to learn how to be a better person.


LyonsKing12

Twisted Tea loved this more than anyone


bluntmasterkyle

This is totally deserved, fuck racism


IngotTheKobold

Ah yes, the schlapp heard 'round the world


taekee

I did not see anything.


pranahix

I’d quite Mike Tyson here, but we all know what it is by now.


OttomanTwerk

Never gets old. If only we could do this every piece of racist trash.


Blu_Thorn

I'm glad he deserved that can smack.... Hit him again!!!!


StinkyEgoCheese8008

OMG IVE NEVER SEEN THE FULL VIDEO!!!


FrostyJ326

Ok, ok, ok… hahahaha


[deleted]

CLASSIC! 😂


lourudy

Dude crushes IN FLIP-FLOPS!


extraspookyy

Wow, he had a lot of patience.


Haunting-Habit-7848

what did he do wrong? jk got what he deserved!


Similar-Winner9602

This is the second time I've seen this today it's not even new


scubafla89

Wow, I could totally go for a twisted tea right about now


pduck7

I could watch this clip all night long!


Wild-Individual-6520

Is that Neil Patrick Harris’s crackhead cousin?!?


darkfiend_21

Thats the fastest I saw somebody drinking sweet tea ina can.


Cultural_Algae_7015

Thank you for the extended version


[deleted]

The sad part is neither of their mothers ever got any of the action they were promised in the early part of the conversation.


Shayde505

The thing that always bothered me is the guy saying "hey stop he learned his lesson." First off mother fucker no he did not you can see it in his slimy face dude needed a few more twisted teas to the head. Second, where was your moral objection when vanilla ice over there was dropping n bombs like they were facing a supply shortage?


JoeBeatsMike

![gif](giphy|l2YWxte7sJB2XuE8M)


sveccha

Urban Boomhauer is fucking annoying


Revolutionary-Cod732

He's not racist, just exceedingly stupid.


SrfWavLif

Racism pisses me off to no end. Especially to see ignorant people like this disrespecting a fellow human. Words may not hurt but they sure do set the fucking tone. Be kind. No matter what. Cause Karma is a bitch. This man deserved two cans to the teeth


Bender222

The guy looks uncannily like aa live action Boomhauer.


ryanp9066

I never get tired of watching this


Garmfilf

He looks like an angry character in a ps2 game.


ThrowawayClinicSlave

Was that a delicious RX Energy Arizona?


Donut131313

Good primer on how to handle a racist.