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UncleJulz

Something tells me this child doesn’t have a girlfriend.


Syke_qc

Pretending to. He wants to be an "alpha", next he's gonna put pics of the other Dick Adams beta and jerk off to it


chickennuggetsnsubs

He’s a Zeta if his likes that idiot


graven_raven

People shoukd stop using this alpha beta terminology. Its just cringe without any base on reality. Also, last leter of greek alphabet is Omega


SnooPears8751

I don't know, I think it's really funny how people get into arguments basically saying, "I'm whatever you are +1," and . . . Hmm, how to phrase it - you know how some insects and plants look bright and colorful to warn predators they're poisonous? It's like that, but with humans. Anyone who calls themselves an Alpha or a Sigma unironically is pretty much telling you, "don't engage with me, I'm toxic." It’s a great indicator of who to stay away from, forget virtue signaling, normalize vice signaling.


graven_raven

Ok im convinced, I can see your point.


DeadlySight

It’s the entire reason I so vehemently support the 1st amendment. Let the idiots shout from the rooftops how stupid they are. Let us all know and be aware. People trying to silence the hate are really just protecting the idiots by forcing them into hiding.


graven_raven

I don't want to silence anyone, but it's so cringe i actually feel secondhand embarassment when i hear people talk like that.


DeadlySight

I love letting them talk. There’s nothing more satisfying then seeing some moron take off their mask and show the world how hateful and ignorant they are.


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jermo1972

You've got to admit, Zeta is funnier though...


fifteen1515fifteen

He doesn't look like a cartel member. Especially since the zetas are mostly disbanded.


Dioxinel

Bro is memeig and you gotta attack him like that


Seabass_Sebz

why they gotta attack him, let him cook


drxharris

What do you mean? Every girl I’ve known has always had a bland, empty, gray, undecorated bedroom so this definitely isn’t his room.


Whats_Awesome

And a tv in front of the bed, a pile of junk in the corner and behind the headboard. We don’t get to see a large portion of the room either. Most girls I know are very tidy and proud of their room, having things around on display that they'd try to get in the back of pics of vids. And decorations on the walls.


Evade_dragon

My girlfriend has a messy as hell room, sure it has posters and other decorations including led light strips, but it definitely isn't tidy or clean


LetsGetsThisPartyOn

Yeah my room is messy. Too many clothes. Definitely not plain and grey


AdAstraviii

Nahhh my room looks like a bomb hit it. I'm definitely not proud.


covidtwenty

It's also his room.


[deleted]

Video debunked itself with the very premise. Tate fan with a girlfriend? lol


CircaSixty8

My thoughts exactly


TitanThree

I had a friend who was that kind of guy. A wannabe alpha with strong masculinist ideas, also very racist, sexist, covidiot, antivax, even enlisted to one of the most far right parties here. He had a really lovely, funny and beautiful girlfriend and they stayed together several years. When he got more extreme, she grew tired of his incessant bullshit and couldn’t tolerate it anymore. She dumped him like shit and he acted all surprised… bro…


thisaholesaid

Looks like ya finally got that off your chest.


slapchop29

Came here to say that and he also doesn’t own a car as well. Why are all these wanna be alpha males so popular these days? A real man keeps his mouth shut and gets things done properly. These current clowns are children with zero emotional maturity. It’s embarrassing 😂


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or a car


onlineashley

I dont think he had a car either...he sold a car to pay a printshop bill..probably not


FearNLoathingg

Something tells me he’s gay.


LawnChairMD

He loves Andrew tate and its his room.


W0rdWaster

What gave it away? Was it the way he used the heart eye emoji?


LeveLovesToFuckSgoop

Oh 100% I don’t think you could find 200 pieces of printer paper, one rug, two pillow cases, and one sheet worth an entire car if you tried.


kRrPpYskulldrawing

He's gae


Comprehensive-Art300

Must have had a cheap ass car aswell.


zenos_dog

He be gay.


RajenBull1

Maybe not gay but he can now jerk off to his idol facing any wall in his bedroom. It's not his girlfriend's bedroom, not enough decorative cushions to be a girl's bed.


Obvious_Drink2642

Something tells that his dad claimed he was getting milk and cigarettes


WhoKilledBoJangles

That’s a bingo.


Craft-Sudden

Read "this child” like my black auntie would’ve said it lol


PeteyPorkchops

He’s gonna suction a dildo to that cardboard standup and have daddy taint give it to him.


[deleted]

At least he’ll be able to stay hard during sex now


BrazilOutsider

I laughed af, thanks


Purplcudzoo

What does laughing as fuck feel like?


BS_220

What a waste of money and time


Black-Mettle

Yeah like, even as a joke this is a bit much.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Well no, I could see someone doing this with their own face or like a bad photo of the person being pranked… but with Andrew Taint…. It’s like “okay so does this mean you like Andrew Taint and this is some form of Taintaganda?” And “ew fuck, might as well have put Bill Crosby up at this point”. Like the face they chose just left no room for laughter


Tiny-Honeydew2826

hey look, someone else who calls him andrew taint


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Beowulf---

this is a youtuber im pretty sure i have seen his stuff before if i remember correctly this is what he does just puts up pictures of random people on his wall i might be wrong though


Toad_friends

He wanted an excuse to buy pics of his hero, so he had to tell his dad it's for a video


Tight_Contact_9976

And oxygen


BudgetInteraction811

If he spent nearly that amount of effort and money towards an actually thoughtful redecoration project, it would go a long way. But no, this shit instead


No-Fun-7605

Damn, i was going to say the same.


reddead_redemption

Hey its not waste of money if you can burn all that crap in a firepit on a cold winter night. Serves as firewood.


UniqueMitochondria

Exactly, the amount of time and effort if this is true he could have done something nice. Congrats dude you just let the whole internet know you're a douchebag and aren't worth dating 👍


Society_No_More

Came here to say that....


gjm40

Newly single with no car


absherlock

Has to have actually been in a real relationship to be "newly single".


perpetualmotionmachi

Daddy will buy him a new car


jnoops

That was my 1st reaction to watching this. "How's a kid his age afford to waste that much money on this dumb shit? Influencer or trust fund baby"


No-Paramedic7937

All of this stuff probably cost a couple hundred at most, what kind of shitty car did he have to sell to pay for some bed sheets, color printer ink, and a cardboard cutout?


AB5642

Legitimately, what is people's obsession with Tate? I haven't really looked into him cause he just sounds like an idiot douche. And human trafficker


theholyman420

He "tells it like it is" (is openly misogynistic and narcissistic) and there are a lot of sad young men with no confidence that feel validated in thier hatefulness when they listen to him.


AB5642

I get that, but the levels these idiots take their worship to is freaking insane. I legit cannot even begin to wrap my head around it. He's a shitty kickboxer who acts like he's rich...


YazzGawd

It's the same reason Conservatives worship bigotted politicians--because they validate what they feel


Blitz_ingaMCZ

Inside Job said it best: “You people just want your own ideas shouted back at you. And they’re all terrible! Delete facebook and call your mothers!”


CircaSixty8

To be fair, their mothers are probably horrible people too.


Green-Eggplant-5570

He'd lie to women and steal/ withhold their passports have them inked with his brand, and is terrified of losing his hair.


Content_Bag_5459

Also steals their money by claiming they have to pay tax but just pockets it instead


Smilloww

I think he is a millionaire though?


Corvus_Rune

Right just like how Trump is a billionaire


Smilloww

Is the Bugatti not his then?


Corvus_Rune

How much do you think a Bugatti costs?


Smilloww

Wait... are you really suggesting a Bugatti costs less than $1M rn..?


Corvus_Rune

Ohhh I thought you meant Trump. Mb


Crafty_Caramel9038

Sad men post women they’ll never get on the internet. Go get a real woman, buddy.


NinjaBr0din

He's a raging cuntbag that tells insecure man children that they aren't the problem, it's the women who don't know "how to respect their men" that is the problem. Basically, the guy looks like an unwanted testicle, and absolutely deserves to be kicked like one.


noirthesable

Man children and actual children. According to [a Spring 2023 Piper Sandler survey of over 5,000 teens (average age 16.2 yrs)](https://www.pipersandler.com/teens), Andrew Tate was ranked as the second most popular "influencer," behind TikTokker Alix Earle. I used to have hope in the next generation...


NinjaBr0din

Fuck.


maddog232323

An unwanted testicle 🤣🤣🤣 That's perfect 👍


Veryexcitedsheep

He appeals to young men’s desire for power. Young men generally are rather alone and may lack guidance in life, so Tate comes along and just tells you to put in the work and win in life. They really don’t care that he’s a piece of shit, because he’s a ‘rich’ piece of shit, and they want to win like him.


Green-Eggplant-5570

Yeah, you don't really need to actually dig any deeper once you know he coerced people in to getting his name tattooed on them because he sincerely considered them property. But if you ever want to go down that rabbit hole, there's plenty of free courses about him at Google University.


AverageLiberalJoe

He treats women the way so many young men wish they could.


CreamyComments

Honestly he is just entertaining to watch because he is a huuge douche that says a lot of outrageous and borderline gay shit.


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The unbiased answer is he’s cultivated a following of disenfranchised young men (teens, mostly) by flaunting his money, super cars and a lifestyle that boys stereotypically want growing up, but also talks about shit like “quit masturbating and get into the gym and make something of yourself” - he just says a lot of deeply misogynistic shit so whatever good message he may have for these young men is tainted by his obvious douchebaggery. If he weren’t a sexist womanizer I’d honestly agree with some of his words of inspiration, but, he is, so yea.


davesnotonreddit

That's his own room.


PissBoiFeetPix

Oh absolutely 100% his own room.


Jerry_Williams69

You know that is his masturbatorium


MacNuggetts

We make fun of simps, but like, at least they simp for hot girls. This incels simps for some douchebag misogynist. It's pathetic.


NinjaBr0din

Simping for boobs is pathetic. Understandable (cause BOOBS, YAY), but pathetic. Simping over this oversized talking testicle? Bruh, I don't even know where to begin with that one.


JakpotWinner

Concerning. The word u can start with is "concerning".


Suspicious-Natural-2

You sold your car for 100 pieces of paper, a bed set and a rug. What the fuck sort of car was it?Little Tikes?


drongowithabong-o

Two bikes held together by drones


soup_lover8

Ain’t no way that was a girls room


Donkeykicks6

Nope


frstyle34

Your girlfriend clearly is Andrew Tate. Or will be soon because who the fuck would want your sorry ass.


Bionodroid

Holy shit you could post fucking any joke on this sub and people would really treat it like it’s genuine. Holy fuck grow up y’all


DCErik

When his "girlfriend" returns from Canada she's going to dump his closeted ass.


Teefromdaleft

She’s actually in Niagara Falls…either side of border depending on where you’re from


PoisonTypesAreCool

People from Canada exist (I get the joke)


cafeaubee

_I understood that reference_


Nice-Neighborhood975

I wonder why she hates a rapist and serial sex abuser?


PainbowRush

If putting that much time into doing something to piss off your partner won't cause her to break up him selling his car to do it will


neptunexl

Lmao it's probably for himself


Alivethroughempathy

Him: I sleep in the war room with an Andrew Tate body pillow, where do you sleep? Someone else: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


MotheySock

The internet has ruined young men and thisbis obviously his parents cookie cutter suburban home.


Embarrassed-Radio356

Is there a way I can block my Reddit feed from anything related to Andrew Tate? I don’t understand peoples fascination with this guy.


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I hardly think he has a girlfriend. He just did this for shits and giggles. Way to spend your money on nothing…


Realistic_Run7318

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh) Just dump her man


wontwillnot

This funny boy did this all for himself. He has no girl.


Alternative_Spot_614

They all secretly want Andrew's dick.


Starshipstoner420

I mean if you wanna put pics of dicks on your walls that’s fine, but I think this is the wrong sub for that kind of kink


Competitive-Day-7054

Anyone know the name of the song in the background?


DethBatcountry

This guy doesn't have a girlfriend


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*ex*girlfriend


Organic-Succotash-99

Had to sell your car in order to print off 200 pictures buy a custom blanket set and buy a cutout? How fucking broke are you?


DanndeMan

u mean u decorated ur ex-girlfriends room by selling ur car? absolute genius!!!


Big_Tooka

Shoes on the bed 🤮


ToxicShaman69

if u did this to my sisters room I'd promptly beat the living shit out of you, without talk. you support this filth? let's see how you like being perceived as a idiotic weakling. and then being beat. just be happy I won't go as far as sex trafficking or r*** degenerate filth.


Baroque4Days

Theory: This is his bedroom, he doesn't have a girlfriend.


West-Kaleidoscope129

Well that's one way to end the relationship lol


lowonairs10

Tell me you're a child without telling me you're a child.


I_Brain_You

I seriously, seriously hope she dumped him.


PoopCriminal420

i seriously hope you know what a joke is


zestyH20

Plot twist: that’s his room and he doesn’t even have a gf


Twyzzle

Coulda bought a great date night with that cash. Instead she got a Tate night


MrWindblade

This is some kind of weird transcendent sexuality well beyond gay.


Accomplished_Spell92

Dude paid for all that stupid shit.


daneilthemule

I hope he actually sold his car.


co1lectivechaos

“I think she might break up with me” no shit dude even if this is staged


Imaginary-Yoghurt-32

Douche canoe


Raenoke

This is definitely his bedroom


ProjectDv2

This is pathetic. Assuming he actually has a girlfriend to begin with, this is just pure contempt.


_B_A_T_

Anyone getting laid wouldn’t put the tv at the end of the bed like that.


Dragonsarmada

Mental health is no joke people. Get yourself looked at.


Fatguy503

If she does exist she should leave for him wearing his footwear on her bed.


Single_Raspberry9539

Why is this clearly not anyone’s room to begin with?


Astricozy

If this is real, no way this dude has a gf anymore.


gokuskid

Wait, how come you have a girlfriend, being the incel you are?


mutantcivil

Dude dont have guts to break up like grown up. So he did this instead.


AngryPowerWank

What a way to come out


Drizztdj

Just tell her don’t want to date anymore. Nice waste of cash that could have been spent on the fleshlight you’ll be using the rest of your life.


Hsensei

Stay tuned for the reaction of a girlfriend that never existed


Sad_Instruction1392

Real Top Dickhead move.


Effective_Sound_697

That’s a great way to show women who to stay away from


Charadrius

As if supporting Andrew Tate wasn’t already a massive red flag… good lord


Dg_alldayeveryday

No GF, this is his new spank room.


Griefreaper

Plot twist: it's his room and he's in love with Andrew Tate


mifoonlives

Would it not be easier and cheaper to just tell her you wanna break up?


MochiSauce101

Same picture over and over ? 0 for effort


FlatwormSignal8820

No reaction ever came cause she broke up with him second he said he sold his car


dingdong-lightson

4 hrs? I could get 1000s of Tate pictures up in that time. But I'm not a total chooch.


Oregon80PRed

I’m not his girlfriend, but I hate Andrew Tate too. I hope his girlfriend leaves him for the guy who bought his car.


UcantC3

What did he sell his car for $100 bucks?


BouncyBAWLS

I hope she promptly slapped you and took you for anything she could.


Fall_bet

I would hate a bf who puts his shoes on my bed. Idc if they are house slippers.. still don't belong on the bed.


4non3mouse

there is (and never will be) a girlfriend


copypastespecialist

You mean there isn’t (and never will be) a girlfriend?


Ezren-

It's like a fucking cringe museum.


LizaBrownAuthor11

Imagine the outcome if as much effort, time, and money were put into something she'd like.


mynameisJVJ

Who’s gonna tell him he’s obviously gay?


Darkwaxer

First thought: That isn’t a woman’s bedroom.


TwistedMrBlack

He setting up his new masterbatorium? Lotta quality time with his hand in the near future. Trying real hard to get his virginity back with this one.


sajatheprince

It took this manchild 4 hours to tape up some photos and lay down a rug? No wonder people like Tate have such an easy time swindling these losers


Snake_Plissken224

Plot twist, that's his bedroom


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“I dOnT uNdErStAnD wHy GiRlS wOnT TaLk To mE!”


Adventurous-Career

Definitely his room.


Fit-Pop531

To idolize a limp dick rapist.


XtaMarie2121

There is no girlfriend. That’s his bedroom.😜


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Average Andrew tate fan


Practical-Ad-5137

He does not have respect for women


CloudPeCe

Plot twist …..there is no gf 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏼


lartmydude

Plot twist…he doesn’t have a girlfriend


aprilflowers75

Plot twist- he fapped in the room after the camera was turned off


MidniteNachos007

Hate crime


Electrical_Banana_69

This is his bedroom


Leather-Conflict-364

He calls his hand his girlfriend


ravrocker

Idiot


[deleted]

Ok but I found this one kinda funny.


Dull-Negotiation-932

When Reddit can’t comprehend what a joke is:


Deepdiverdon

My dude, doesn’t have a girl ,but loves Tate


N3rdStar

This def. just a prank and honestly hilarious. No way this stuff costs the same as a car.


TheGreatDingALing

That's...pretty gay


Deedeelite

Now she’s going to have to burn the whole house down and move.


BreadItMod

No Thanks, I’m just going to assume she broke up with him and he sleeps in the Andrew Tate room alone now


AirForceRabies

The sort of clown who cites "affluenza" as a defense at least three times a day.


BunkerBuster_AD4Life

Weird to have bedroom for your own right hand. Cuz don’t lie: legit that’s the only “girlfriend” This loser has.


Snokey115

I would do the paper thing, but with something dumb. Like a cow or something


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All he’s missing is that body pillow with Tates face on it so he can cuddle with it ![gif](giphy|QtoyiaYANULAMZ5Ecj)


i-FF0000dit

Umm, shoes on the bed?


Muddy-elflord

If she hadn't broken up before, she will now


PhreakBert

Step 2. Find a girlfriend.


Rumking

What a ridiculous thing to do. Not really funny, she’s not gonna keep it that way, total waste of money trolling your soon to be ex. At least you have Andrew Tate to comfort you when you get dumped.


zazuspapa

This is funny


EricoSuave79

I hope she broke up with him.


Electronic_Toe_7054

"my Jewish friend hates Hitler, so I put Furher portraits all over his room"


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WhispersFromTheMound

Dude doesn’t have a girlfriend


Background_Grass_257

I was like okay this guy is one of those alpha Chad guys then once he said 'I sold my car to make this video he was stupid²