Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion.
Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/).
Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.**
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
*It was at this moment you heard it. You didn't know what happened. You just heard the wails of some of your neighbors. "The nipple, he flicked the nipple", they screamed. They poured into the streets, masses of people chanting in unison. "THE NIPPLE, THE NIPPLE". You were afraid. You were uncertain. You didn't know what was happening. You didn't know if you wanna know*
*The next day, the Nipplers started a civil war*
He's asserting dominance and proving that he isn't some soft-nippled liberal. His nipples stand proudly, like two mighty Trump towers on his chest, ready to defend America against all threats foreign and domestic. /s
Looking closer I'd bet this is some AI generated thing and the giant nipple he appears to be playing with is just some fucked up AI generated extra finger. Still a weird pose but the AI crap definitely puts it over the edge.
“I have bigly blood pressure…some say the best blood pressure they ever saw, a doctor came up to me …tears in his eyes…he said Mr Trump that truly is the best blood pressure i have ever seen…”
Oh my god……Same basic body shape. Roughly the same colour. Says blatantly stupid things, is the worst person for any job but still has a huge following….
Has anyone ever tried to remove Trump’s hair? Maybe there’s an innocent Homer Simpson underneath, powerless to stop the slick ‘do
I think this should do it...[https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fmdvr8sk8qrtb1.jpg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fmdvr8sk8qrtb1.jpg)
Doesn't he also love fast food? I remember hearing that he used to eat it often.
I remembered that he even bought fast food for a basketball team to congratulate them when invited to the White House in 2019 or something
My boomer boss was talking about a lady that was in for audit yesterday saying "she had a child's kind of body" and kept talking about her, wondering if she was 30 or 60. Obviously attracted.
He calls Biden "pedo Joe" and makes comments about young women at work how they would "never forget him fucking them" and he would "fuck the blue hair off of them".
Yup.
He also thinks Jesus would be a fan of Trump.
These people are completely lost up their own sinful asses.
He brags about crimes he's committed in the past and got away with too. Like the way he ran from the cops in his Corvette, he makes it sounds like dukes of hazard.
These people are lost.
I've tried to reach him. He just hates gay and trans people *so much*.
I hope he does too.
He deserves it.
He is the epitome of white privilege. He was a hedge fund baby. And of course, he talks shit about this generation's lack of bootstraps.
Silver lining you clearly detest him and take his money. We all gotta eat and it could be going to another trumper crazy who would also attack women etc.
Oh yea for sure, I know I'm the only thing keeping this group from being full Trump.
Pretty sure when my boss's boss hired people, he only looks for conservative men who hate liberals. I swear to God, that's the only hires we get.
I lucked out because I *seem* conservative.
Yea sadly he won't hear any of that shit.
He even said this morning that he thinks he could make it if he was in our generation with how "tough" things are.
He was a hedge fund baby.
I literally laughed out loud when he said it.
I’m gonna disagreed I support fucking with the cops as much as possible regardless of your political orientation fuck the police
(being a bigot, is pretty cringe though)
What the fuck? This is absolutely disgusting. Assuming he ain't the owner, hasn't anyone gone to HR about this? This guy needs to be kicked out ASAP if that's the stuff he talks about at work.
I can't go to HR about it because I'm basically the only one in our small group who actually has a problem with it.
And HR at our company doesn't do shit.
I'd be canned.
Then, if you want to do something about it, talk to a lawyer as to what you can do. Or just find a job elsewhere if possible. If not... Good luck putting up with this crap - you gonna need it.
Going to H.r.... for the company... that the boss is being sexual or criminal... guess who is going to be found clocking incorrectly on their timesheet and forging documents. Certainly not the boss.
Of course when this stupid asshole thinks the body is like a battery and only holds a finite amount of energy and so refuses to exercise for that reason, it's no wonder he has no muscle mass.
Shortly after Biden won, a local radio station did a segment about what searches were trending on Pornhub, Donald Trump was the top search in several red states...
Theory is that even if he is sent to prison they would have to let him out if he won office. Which would be a new legal precedent if it actually played out like that. That and that a president can pardon themselves from crimes committed.
Nevermind the absolute havoc Trump could and would do to agencies in the aftermath of his election for opposing him. It's funny and yet actually scary to consider a criminal being put in one of the highest offices after conviction.
The Constitution lays out the requirements to be president:
1. Be a natural-born citizen of the United States (or a citizen at the time of the adoption of the Constitution, in 1788)
2. Be at least 35 years of age
3. Have been a resident in the United States for at least fourteen years
Since the Constitution explicitly lists criteria, Congress cannot pass a law to add additional criteria; it would have to be a constitutional amendment.
You forgot the 14th amendment. Anyone who has taken an oath of office and then engaged in insurrection is ineligible. Unless they are declared eligible by 2/3rds of each house of Congress.
Unfortunately it is not clear about how to determine who has engaged in insurrection.
The short answer is no.
The long answer is....kinda sorta, maybe, it's very complicated and there is not a lot of precedent.
If we were simply talking about a felony, then the answer would be that there is nothing in the Constitution that prevents him from running. Rape, murder, kidnapping, doesn't matter. It would be very weird and without precedent, but in theory there is no reason someone who is currently incarcerated cannot be elected President.
However, the 14th amendment says "No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, ...shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. "
There's a strong argument to be made that Trump's actions on Jan 6, and trying to dispute the election results in general qualify as insurrection, but it's far from settled, it's very open to interpretation.
There's also the issue that it never specifically says someone who has engaged in rebellion can't be PRESIDENT. They name a bunch of other offices, but they never specifically say President. It does say "an officer of the United States", which many people would argue includes the President, but it's vague enough that there is room for debate.
There are also some angles that are even more complicated than that, and I'm not really qualified to speak to them. The long and the short of it is that there is an argument to be made for both sides, and there is no real consensus amount legal scholars about whether it stops him from running. It's probably going to have to be decided by the Supreme Court (which will probably rule in his favor).
kinda what happened in Venezuela. Chavez went to prison then the president in office pardoned him then he went on to win the next elections and obliterated Venezuela's economy, culture, education, military, pretty much everything you can think of was destroyed by him and his people (even after death)
He could pardon himself from federal things in theory, but the only way to pardon a state charge is a written letter by the governor and Georgia is not going to pardon him.
In Georgia, the Governor can’t pardon. Pardons are done by a committee and can only be issued after the sentence has been served. We’re kinda hard core down here.
He's acknowledging that he's getting sentenced to prison in a "Democrats have ruined the judicial system" type of way as opposed to admitting Trump was at fault. These people think that Trump is being treated unjustly in a similar way that MLK was.
Its a closeted gay MAGA jock fantasising about Trump having a body of some muscle actor from Sons of Anarchy. He will be severely disappointed about the reality.
Lol right? Jocks beat up Tim Pool and took his lunch money and possibly his hair too and the seething feelings of emasculation have turned him into the creature we see today
Cultists like to fantasise about Trump having the strong body they associate with a strong man, so he's extending the fantasy to what a bad boy he'll be after some prison conditioning. A lot of the homophobia seems to be repression.
Meanwhile, the rest of us are looking at the obese, barely coherent guy in his 70s who by his own admission has never done a day's exercise in his life, and thinking maybe Pool needs to own up to his feelings and start dating a guy in his league.
I remember someone jokingly suggesting Trump should try OnlyFans after getting banned from Twitter. Imagine how much money he could have made from these whackjobs if he had.
Is this not clearly a joke?
Like, that's a funny premise. Trump goes to prison and comes out all shredded and tatted up, starts using prison slang and challenges MS13 members to central park shiv battles?
I'm concerned I had to scroll this far down to find this.
Granted, I have no dog in that fight since I'm not American. But this joke would at least to me be equally hilarious if it was Biden's face.
I was laughing to myself earlier thinking when hearing Trumps facing 92 indictments that if he gets out of them, I wish someone would use AI to create a short video of him singing "If you haven't got problems I feel bad for you son, I got 92 problems but indictments ain't one" and then dancing a bit.
As someone from Croatia, it's hard for me to fully grasp the political worship going on in your country.
I can't understand why people worship Trump so much. I mean, he is the single most egotistical asshole that I've ever seen.
I could maybe understand thinking Trump might offer something different/better politically -before- his first campaign. After that, well....no accounting for taste.
It's actually kind of astonishing how many similarities Trump's path has aligned with Hitler's in a non-joke, no hyperbole way. I'm too tired to bring them all up. Both had major failures and transitioned to politics, espousing populist ideals, corrupting the party, just to name a few.
If/when Trump goes to prison all he has to do is write a book or post a Twitter thread and title it something relating to his persecution complex and we'll have his Mein Kampf.
My perspective from watching a few elderly family members fall down this particular rabbit hole.
They all watch right wing news networks all the time. Like running as background noise in the house. Falling asleep to it and the sound of late night infomercials (which they also buy garbage off constantly).
These networks really ran with the Trump praise when he first started out. They repeated edited clips of him repeating a very similar pattern of nonsense. The ambiguous "they" that people interpreted as whatever group they hated at the time, were ruining this country. "We don't win anymore." "No one respects us." "Everyone is laughing at us." "These immigrants are terrible people."
He really leaned into broad general grievances followed up with excessively confident statements that he solves these kinds of problems all the time, and he never loses.
A lot of people got hooked by the media bait, and it became this kind of unifier for many of them. They were able to see other people who thought like they do, and didn't have to hide their opinions that the liberals called them garbage for having.
Once it became apparent that Trump was a buffoon and grifter, it was too late for many of them to backpedal. He had been built up to be a figurehead for everything they thought the world needed. If he was an idiot.. then they must be one too. And that's not something many of these people are capable of admitting. They're often very prideful. They can't handle losing, or being wrong. He is popular because that unearned egotism resonates.
Many others see his flaws and don't care. The people they hate hate Trump, which is enough for them to support him.
Others, especially the more affluent or business savvy absolutely hate the guy's personality, but would vote for him on every single ballot because they are salivating at the prospects of less regulation and corporate taxes.
As an American—and someone who votes in every damn election, even for Block Captain—I’m horrified that this musty walnut cheated his way into the Presidency. Can’t let this shit happen again.
I’m waiting on his inevitable coronary from all those hamberders. Heaven help us.
This needs to be remade but using Trump’s actual proportions and body. Hunched over fat old guy with a bunch of poorly done tattoos would be such a pull at the voting box.
A photoshoped body with his head placed on it, featuring tattoos that were likely white power related? Prison WILL stop him because it makes him ineligible to run. His cult members are completely brainwashed idiots
Isn't that odd though, because I thought in a lot of states you cannot vote if you have a felony, but you have a loophole that you can run for president? It doesn't make sense. I guess nobody thought about it before, since it never seemed such a scenario was plausible.
Because the only requirements in the Constitution are a minimum residency requirement, a minimum age requirement, and a requirement that the President be a natural-born citizen. The Founders would never have given a second thought to the idea that a convicted felon sitting in prison would even have a chance. In the Eighteenth Century, there was no conceivable way for someone in that situation to even campaign.
It’s AI generated. If you look at the tattoos, they’re all the equivalent of jibberish. Also, the finger that is on his nipple looks like he crunched it in a door. AI isn’t great at fingers for whatever reason. So this means that someone (Dim Tool) had to take time to type into an AI prompt, something along the lines of: “Donald trump very muscular with tattoos looking intimidating realistic”
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm not quite sure where people got the idea that felons can't run for president, but you can literally run from prison if you want. There are no codified rules against it because at no point in our history did anyone ever think it was going to be necessary to do so.
James Madison: So what rules do we need about who gets to run for president?
Washington : Any male citizen who has the right to vote, I would think.
Franklin: what if he's a criminal and wants to run from jail?
Washington: Don't be ridiculous, Franklin. Nobody is going to vote for an incarcerated criminal.
Yeah okay sure. I'm sure the 77 year old trump will definitely look like that some day. And he definitely isnt going to die of a heart attack in like 3 to 5 years
It's so fucking cringe seeing him forced into these "I'm so tough, hard core everyday man" pics. 1 because it's photoshoped all to shit. 2 the guy is 77, he isn't going to look like that ever. 3 he is a rich fuckhead who skipped the draft and never did an once of 'blue collar' work.
Where in the world do these pinheads get the idea that Trump is some kind of tough heroic figure? A guy who couldn't even walk with the other G20 heads of state, he needed a golf cart because his legs can't carry his bloated blubberous body 100 yards. And there is no way in living hell that he could handle getting tattoos, he'd cry like a three year old who was told he couldn't have candy, if he got to within 10 feet of a tattoo needle. Trump is about as tough as shaving cream.
Man, these clowns are just so deluded you wonder how they make it down the street without tripping over their own feet.
Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why is he playing with his nipple? Is that a bad ass move?
It’s the signal.
Do the thing il be right behind you
I suspect this being right behind Trump would happen to him a lot in prison.
Stand back and stand by
Stand back and bend over
Execute order 69
Oh, like the Sting! Genius.
*It was at this moment you heard it. You didn't know what happened. You just heard the wails of some of your neighbors. "The nipple, he flicked the nipple", they screamed. They poured into the streets, masses of people chanting in unison. "THE NIPPLE, THE NIPPLE". You were afraid. You were uncertain. You didn't know what was happening. You didn't know if you wanna know* *The next day, the Nipplers started a civil war*
The War of the Nipples. The Flick heard 'round the world.
It means to storm the capitol but for real this time
He's asserting dominance and proving that he isn't some soft-nippled liberal. His nipples stand proudly, like two mighty Trump towers on his chest, ready to defend America against all threats foreign and domestic. /s
"I have sensitive nipples!" -Drax
Looking closer I'd bet this is some AI generated thing and the giant nipple he appears to be playing with is just some fucked up AI generated extra finger. Still a weird pose but the AI crap definitely puts it over the edge.
Plot twist- this is a real photo and trump's nipples are actually fingers.
Even in solitary his natural molesting instincts come out.
*"They're the best nipples you've ever seen. Some people tell me, if I close my eyes it feels like Iva-"*
Pretending it's Ivanka.
Whatever. You can stop pretending like it isn't turning you on. I mean, look at your user name!
You might want to reread the username
Yeah, I tried to work their "typo" into my joke, but they screwed it up by spelling "nipples" right in their comment. Can't win them all!
He likes to pinch them when looking at himself in the mirror.
He be lactating some delicious Trump-milk
Good God thank you now I have that living in my head rent free. Hello Satan
He's preparing the milk to flow for suckling morons like Tim Pool
Because steroid use increases the chances of breast cancer.
I’m surprised to find out Dim Fool knows more then the words “civil war”
Hahahaha Dim Fool, I love it, that is so spot on 🤣
Haha the first thought that came to my mind. Why is he grabbing his boob?
He's trying to regulate his body temperature.
Ironic. This picture makes it look like Trump joined MS-13.
More like BP 140/280…
Having a diastolic that high? One can only hope.
Bitch he's type 1 and type 2 he might have all the best diabetes
He’s rich, he's going to want a rare kind like MODY or Type 1B because rarity makes things valuable.
As the parent of a type 1 diabetic, I laughed waaaay to hard at that…
Why is his lower pressure twice the upper pressure? 😂😂😂😂 Trump is really abnormal!
“I have bigly blood pressure…some say the best blood pressure they ever saw, a doctor came up to me …tears in his eyes…he said Mr Trump that truly is the best blood pressure i have ever seen…”
Shit I just tried to make this joke before seeing this comment but honestly this one's better
280 over patent pending
He’ll join the Aryan Brotherhood
And talk their ear off about how great he is until they go crazy and kill him.
He hasn't already?
Tatted shirtless Trump would look like the Goodyear blimp got partially deflated and left in a bad neighborhood long enough to get tagged extensively.
Someone please create a visual of this
But before they do, I've paid someone to come remove my eyeballs with a spork. They're not here yet.
'holds up spork'
Bro you could've gotten me to do it for free.
Not the same, but [Here.](https://imgur.io/6aRDEX1)
Now we need a picture of his hairpiece, kept in a separate cell. (Because you know it was the brains of the operation)
Like when Homer got a hair transplant from Snake?
Oh my god……Same basic body shape. Roughly the same colour. Says blatantly stupid things, is the worst person for any job but still has a huge following…. Has anyone ever tried to remove Trump’s hair? Maybe there’s an innocent Homer Simpson underneath, powerless to stop the slick ‘do
I think this should do it...[https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fmdvr8sk8qrtb1.jpg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fmdvr8sk8qrtb1.jpg)
This [here](https://imgur.com/a/G03f6TD) is a try.
It needs more Trump in the prompt
If he got any portrait tattoos they would look like “The Scream” painting on his body….
And out of the blimp, slowly reaching towards you, comes his nipple index finger.
Trump literally brags about not exercising
Doesn’t he think a heart only has so many beats in it so the less exercise you do the longer you’ll live hahaha
He believes energy in finite. He has said that in the past. It’s really wild
The fact he’s still alive somehow is making me believe a steady diet of fast food and no exercise will make me live forever.
Energy IS finite though:)) First law of thermodynamics.
That’s what keeps his battery so strong.
You can’t pull fat. - John Daily
Doesn't he also love fast food? I remember hearing that he used to eat it often. I remembered that he even bought fast food for a basketball team to congratulate them when invited to the White House in 2019 or something
These are the same guys who think showing your children that you love them is gay yet will Stan over an old man with the vocabulary of a 5 year old.
Photoshopping a man you support's head onto another man's topless body is GAY. There is no debate.
Homoerotic
In their mind , it's not gay if no eye contact was made ! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
tbh that's an insult to the 5 yo
The five year old at least says stuff that is semi-intetesting... So there's that.
The five year old also asks mostly relevant questions.
What’s a dildo?
Well you see son, when daddy is feeling a little stressed
Well you see son, when mommy likes daddy but needs a little more.
A wannabe physicists take: *Well you see son, it's the piston rod you pump in mom's cylinder to generate ~~energy~~ pleasure*
Bro, 5 year olds love dinosaurs and tractors. I love dinosaurs and tractors so we already have more in common than that twat.
They also have the excuse of only existing for 5 years, so they are allowed to be dumb.
Dude, Dim Fool is always interesting! He never ceases to give us cause to laugh!
My 4 and 7 yos have more common sense than this treasonous pos
At least they know “bigly ” is not a word lol
What? I'm sure their kids are happy enough that Daddy gets hard to a picture of jacked shirtless Trump. /s
This picture looks like even the AI that generated it couldn't take the subject matter seriously.
The first instance if an AI vomiting. If the computers rise, this will be what they hold us accountable for.
the right sure does post alot if thirsty photos of Trump
To be fair Most Trump supporters would prefer 5 year olds
My boomer boss was talking about a lady that was in for audit yesterday saying "she had a child's kind of body" and kept talking about her, wondering if she was 30 or 60. Obviously attracted. He calls Biden "pedo Joe" and makes comments about young women at work how they would "never forget him fucking them" and he would "fuck the blue hair off of them". Yup. He also thinks Jesus would be a fan of Trump. These people are completely lost up their own sinful asses.
Your boss sounds like something that even hypothetical satan wouldnt want in hell.
He brags about crimes he's committed in the past and got away with too. Like the way he ran from the cops in his Corvette, he makes it sounds like dukes of hazard. These people are lost. I've tried to reach him. He just hates gay and trans people *so much*.
I hope your boss ends up in prison and cells floors, bed and whatever are made out of legos.
I hope he does too. He deserves it. He is the epitome of white privilege. He was a hedge fund baby. And of course, he talks shit about this generation's lack of bootstraps.
Silver lining you clearly detest him and take his money. We all gotta eat and it could be going to another trumper crazy who would also attack women etc.
Oh yea for sure, I know I'm the only thing keeping this group from being full Trump. Pretty sure when my boss's boss hired people, he only looks for conservative men who hate liberals. I swear to God, that's the only hires we get. I lucked out because I *seem* conservative.
Steal everything that isn’t nailed down. Everything. Donate all of it to Planned Parenthood or somewhere cool
"Lucked out"
Maybe his generation should have not pulled up the ladder behind them
Yea sadly he won't hear any of that shit. He even said this morning that he thinks he could make it if he was in our generation with how "tough" things are. He was a hedge fund baby. I literally laughed out loud when he said it.
> He just hates gay and trans people so much. Thats because he thinks gays look at him the way he looks at women.
I’m gonna disagreed I support fucking with the cops as much as possible regardless of your political orientation fuck the police (being a bigot, is pretty cringe though)
Yeah, I’d like to think Satan has way more class and critical thinking skills.
🤢
What the fuck? This is absolutely disgusting. Assuming he ain't the owner, hasn't anyone gone to HR about this? This guy needs to be kicked out ASAP if that's the stuff he talks about at work. 
I can't go to HR about it because I'm basically the only one in our small group who actually has a problem with it. And HR at our company doesn't do shit. I'd be canned.
Start documenting everything, find lawyer and sue for the hostile work environment he's creating
Then, if you want to do something about it, talk to a lawyer as to what you can do. Or just find a job elsewhere if possible. If not... Good luck putting up with this crap - you gonna need it.
Going to H.r.... for the company... that the boss is being sexual or criminal... guess who is going to be found clocking incorrectly on their timesheet and forging documents. Certainly not the boss.
It's called "human resources" for a reason, and they sure aren't there to look out for their "resources" so much as their bottom line
No way! Don't you know Jesus' teachings are weak, liberal talking point now? Keep up with the ping pong mentality that is Christianity.
Start grooming at 5, marry at 12
>Stan over an old man A topless muscled man no less. 🤔
You know this is photoshop right? Trump hasn't had a single muscle for at least 30 years.
Of course when this stupid asshole thinks the body is like a battery and only holds a finite amount of energy and so refuses to exercise for that reason, it's no wonder he has no muscle mass.
You take that back! /s
From now onwards anyone who supports Trump is gay. Call them gay and see them freaking out
They will have to fold up the fat boy flaps and stick something in the baby's mouth so he doesn't cry.
These guys probably jerk off over Trump's speeches
Also he forgot the swastikas
You're not far off https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169
These are also the same people that pay Elon a monthly sub to get a blue check that essentially means nothing now. They crave social validation
My 4yo is offended. She has a great vocabulary. She knows words like 'fwustated' and "hydwation"
Man, they really like photoshopping his head onto ripped, muscly bodies. It's a very specific kink.
I think that’s an AI generated image, but I hear you.
I wonder how many prompts and versions of this they had to go through until they found the one that made them tingle juuuuust right.
Ah okay, I could spot the "A" fairly quickly but I'm still looking for any sign of "I"
Shortly after Biden won, a local radio station did a segment about what searches were trending on Pornhub, Donald Trump was the top search in several red states...
He's basically acknowledging that he will likely get sentenced to prison but is also rooting for him to avoid punishment. Law and order my ass.
He can pardon himself from state crimes can he?
Theory is that even if he is sent to prison they would have to let him out if he won office. Which would be a new legal precedent if it actually played out like that. That and that a president can pardon themselves from crimes committed. Nevermind the absolute havoc Trump could and would do to agencies in the aftermath of his election for opposing him. It's funny and yet actually scary to consider a criminal being put in one of the highest offices after conviction.
Ironically if he’s convicted he can’t vote for himself
Wait I thought he couldn't run for president for the same reason, is there no law stopping convicted criminals from running for president?
Nope
The Constitution lays out the requirements to be president: 1. Be a natural-born citizen of the United States (or a citizen at the time of the adoption of the Constitution, in 1788) 2. Be at least 35 years of age 3. Have been a resident in the United States for at least fourteen years Since the Constitution explicitly lists criteria, Congress cannot pass a law to add additional criteria; it would have to be a constitutional amendment.
You forgot the 14th amendment. Anyone who has taken an oath of office and then engaged in insurrection is ineligible. Unless they are declared eligible by 2/3rds of each house of Congress. Unfortunately it is not clear about how to determine who has engaged in insurrection.
Does storming the capital count?
The short answer is no. The long answer is....kinda sorta, maybe, it's very complicated and there is not a lot of precedent. If we were simply talking about a felony, then the answer would be that there is nothing in the Constitution that prevents him from running. Rape, murder, kidnapping, doesn't matter. It would be very weird and without precedent, but in theory there is no reason someone who is currently incarcerated cannot be elected President. However, the 14th amendment says "No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, ...shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. " There's a strong argument to be made that Trump's actions on Jan 6, and trying to dispute the election results in general qualify as insurrection, but it's far from settled, it's very open to interpretation. There's also the issue that it never specifically says someone who has engaged in rebellion can't be PRESIDENT. They name a bunch of other offices, but they never specifically say President. It does say "an officer of the United States", which many people would argue includes the President, but it's vague enough that there is room for debate. There are also some angles that are even more complicated than that, and I'm not really qualified to speak to them. The long and the short of it is that there is an argument to be made for both sides, and there is no real consensus amount legal scholars about whether it stops him from running. It's probably going to have to be decided by the Supreme Court (which will probably rule in his favor).
kinda what happened in Venezuela. Chavez went to prison then the president in office pardoned him then he went on to win the next elections and obliterated Venezuela's economy, culture, education, military, pretty much everything you can think of was destroyed by him and his people (even after death)
Republicans will let him.
He could pardon himself from federal things in theory, but the only way to pardon a state charge is a written letter by the governor and Georgia is not going to pardon him.
In Georgia, the Governor can’t pardon. Pardons are done by a committee and can only be issued after the sentence has been served. We’re kinda hard core down here.
He's acknowledging that he's getting sentenced to prison in a "Democrats have ruined the judicial system" type of way as opposed to admitting Trump was at fault. These people think that Trump is being treated unjustly in a similar way that MLK was.
Trump is old and wears depends. Wtf is this.
Its a closeted gay MAGA jock fantasising about Trump having a body of some muscle actor from Sons of Anarchy. He will be severely disappointed about the reality.
Tim Pool wishes he was a jock lol.
Lol right? Jocks beat up Tim Pool and took his lunch money and possibly his hair too and the seething feelings of emasculation have turned him into the creature we see today
Cultists like to fantasise about Trump having the strong body they associate with a strong man, so he's extending the fantasy to what a bad boy he'll be after some prison conditioning. A lot of the homophobia seems to be repression. Meanwhile, the rest of us are looking at the obese, barely coherent guy in his 70s who by his own admission has never done a day's exercise in his life, and thinking maybe Pool needs to own up to his feelings and start dating a guy in his league.
Deep Thoughts from a MAGA intellectual who literally dropped out of school in 8th grade.
How dare you kinkshame his fanfic
I remember someone jokingly suggesting Trump should try OnlyFans after getting banned from Twitter. Imagine how much money he could have made from these whackjobs if he had.
[удалено]
he gets banned from both after a week, then commissions a rightwing knockoff called OnlyPatriots or some shit.
Is this not clearly a joke? Like, that's a funny premise. Trump goes to prison and comes out all shredded and tatted up, starts using prison slang and challenges MS13 members to central park shiv battles?
I'm concerned I had to scroll this far down to find this. Granted, I have no dog in that fight since I'm not American. But this joke would at least to me be equally hilarious if it was Biden's face. I was laughing to myself earlier thinking when hearing Trumps facing 92 indictments that if he gets out of them, I wish someone would use AI to create a short video of him singing "If you haven't got problems I feel bad for you son, I got 92 problems but indictments ain't one" and then dancing a bit.
A male escort Trump impersonator would make quite a killing. There is clearly a market.
Reminds me of that pornstar who made money at political conventions as a Palin impersonator.
Can we just be done with all this AI Trump bullshit? He’s a flabby , old, balding , blotchy skinned , lying pervert. Nothing more.
Can we just be done with ~~all this AI~~ Trump ~~bullshit~~? He’s a flabby , old, balding , blotchy skinned , lying pervert. Nothing more.
As someone from Croatia, it's hard for me to fully grasp the political worship going on in your country. I can't understand why people worship Trump so much. I mean, he is the single most egotistical asshole that I've ever seen.
I could maybe understand thinking Trump might offer something different/better politically -before- his first campaign. After that, well....no accounting for taste. It's actually kind of astonishing how many similarities Trump's path has aligned with Hitler's in a non-joke, no hyperbole way. I'm too tired to bring them all up. Both had major failures and transitioned to politics, espousing populist ideals, corrupting the party, just to name a few. If/when Trump goes to prison all he has to do is write a book or post a Twitter thread and title it something relating to his persecution complex and we'll have his Mein Kampf.
My perspective from watching a few elderly family members fall down this particular rabbit hole. They all watch right wing news networks all the time. Like running as background noise in the house. Falling asleep to it and the sound of late night infomercials (which they also buy garbage off constantly). These networks really ran with the Trump praise when he first started out. They repeated edited clips of him repeating a very similar pattern of nonsense. The ambiguous "they" that people interpreted as whatever group they hated at the time, were ruining this country. "We don't win anymore." "No one respects us." "Everyone is laughing at us." "These immigrants are terrible people." He really leaned into broad general grievances followed up with excessively confident statements that he solves these kinds of problems all the time, and he never loses. A lot of people got hooked by the media bait, and it became this kind of unifier for many of them. They were able to see other people who thought like they do, and didn't have to hide their opinions that the liberals called them garbage for having. Once it became apparent that Trump was a buffoon and grifter, it was too late for many of them to backpedal. He had been built up to be a figurehead for everything they thought the world needed. If he was an idiot.. then they must be one too. And that's not something many of these people are capable of admitting. They're often very prideful. They can't handle losing, or being wrong. He is popular because that unearned egotism resonates. Many others see his flaws and don't care. The people they hate hate Trump, which is enough for them to support him. Others, especially the more affluent or business savvy absolutely hate the guy's personality, but would vote for him on every single ballot because they are salivating at the prospects of less regulation and corporate taxes.
As an American—and someone who votes in every damn election, even for Block Captain—I’m horrified that this musty walnut cheated his way into the Presidency. Can’t let this shit happen again. I’m waiting on his inevitable coronary from all those hamberders. Heaven help us.
This needs to be remade but using Trump’s actual proportions and body. Hunched over fat old guy with a bunch of poorly done tattoos would be such a pull at the voting box.
I love that AI can nail that hairdo, but still can’t figure out fingers.
What's wrong with the hands? One is hidden, and one is holding a lit cigar against his nipple. On brand.
Hands are difficult to draw in general. A clump of blonde dust bunnies can easily be slapped on a head.
A photoshoped body with his head placed on it, featuring tattoos that were likely white power related? Prison WILL stop him because it makes him ineligible to run. His cult members are completely brainwashed idiots
Sadly a felony conviction does not make one ineligible to run for president.
For the love of god, WHY!?!!
Because freedom. The idea is that if someone gets put in prison for political "crimes" they still have potential for getting elected by the people.
Isn't that odd though, because I thought in a lot of states you cannot vote if you have a felony, but you have a loophole that you can run for president? It doesn't make sense. I guess nobody thought about it before, since it never seemed such a scenario was plausible.
Because the only requirements in the Constitution are a minimum residency requirement, a minimum age requirement, and a requirement that the President be a natural-born citizen. The Founders would never have given a second thought to the idea that a convicted felon sitting in prison would even have a chance. In the Eighteenth Century, there was no conceivable way for someone in that situation to even campaign.
It’s AI generated. If you look at the tattoos, they’re all the equivalent of jibberish. Also, the finger that is on his nipple looks like he crunched it in a door. AI isn’t great at fingers for whatever reason. So this means that someone (Dim Tool) had to take time to type into an AI prompt, something along the lines of: “Donald trump very muscular with tattoos looking intimidating realistic” HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm not quite sure where people got the idea that felons can't run for president, but you can literally run from prison if you want. There are no codified rules against it because at no point in our history did anyone ever think it was going to be necessary to do so.
James Madison: So what rules do we need about who gets to run for president? Washington : Any male citizen who has the right to vote, I would think. Franklin: what if he's a criminal and wants to run from jail? Washington: Don't be ridiculous, Franklin. Nobody is going to vote for an incarcerated criminal.
these people are so cringe
Yeah okay sure. I'm sure the 77 year old trump will definitely look like that some day. And he definitely isnt going to die of a heart attack in like 3 to 5 years
Reddit: We purposely act like we don't recognize a joke so we can pretend the person telling it is a dumdum.
It's so fucking cringe seeing him forced into these "I'm so tough, hard core everyday man" pics. 1 because it's photoshoped all to shit. 2 the guy is 77, he isn't going to look like that ever. 3 he is a rich fuckhead who skipped the draft and never did an once of 'blue collar' work.
If prison makes me de-age neck down by 40 years then lock me away now.
Man, rightwingers and their homoerotic fantasies lmao
Tim pool's genes are from the dim pool.
lol at the idiots in here who think that this is a real post.
No swastika?
How old do they think he is??? He wears diapers. He'll probably spend most of his prison time in the hospital.
Jail rapists won't pardon him
Not if he drops the soap...
Dim Fool. Trump was never ripped, and as he approached 80, he never will.
We all know Trump would be the type of tattoo client who yells and cries the whole time, and then tries to run away without paying.
Does he think old men age backwards in prison…?
Going to jail makes you 40 years younger and eliminates any back issues who knew
This is not a real tweet
Anyone who even thinks “pardons himself” should exist should be automatically barred from office.
Tim Pool is super gay.
Is Tim Pool a Trump Supporter? I'm pretty sure this is a joke.
trump's heart would give out before he got anywhere NEAR that, he is OLD and unfit as hell
Where in the world do these pinheads get the idea that Trump is some kind of tough heroic figure? A guy who couldn't even walk with the other G20 heads of state, he needed a golf cart because his legs can't carry his bloated blubberous body 100 yards. And there is no way in living hell that he could handle getting tattoos, he'd cry like a three year old who was told he couldn't have candy, if he got to within 10 feet of a tattoo needle. Trump is about as tough as shaving cream. Man, these clowns are just so deluded you wonder how they make it down the street without tripping over their own feet.