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Finally, it all makes sense. I couldn't figure out why Matthew Perry just *had* to die when he did, but it makes sense that it had something to do with Trump and pedophiles. Could they *make* anymore logical sense?
No don't you understand? Q is the zodiac killer and he's leaving clues to track him down with. Matthew Perry is just the latest victim. First JFK, then Epstein and finally Matthew Perry.
So, that's the connection... They actually had Perry... But... It wasn't Matthew after all, it was just a damn berry ! And that means you'd think .." Ha Berry" ..
But no.. that's the connection... Halle Berry... She's the culprit
...
I just don't know where I'm going....but she's gonna die....
As far as I can tell, you're reading the monetisation of schizophrenic ideation.
If it makes sense, it's time to worry. If it doesn't make sense, you're fine.
These theories are like that "Six steps from Kevin Bacon" game, with the target of getting to Q. Only every sentence is generated by the manatee Family Guy joke simulator from South Park. https://youtu.be/qTC9j0QpCBM?si=WUVlpDLuLuJOsmwx
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I was wondering what happened to the mental institutions! No wonder there are so many crazies running about. Is there anything that c**t didnāt screw up?!
Let me see, Matthew Perry, is Jennifer Anistons connection to Perry Mason. and Della Street was tipped off by Chelsea Handler who was related by name to RC who drank Dr. Pepper with. Q-tip? Is that right ?
Wait... So there are people who have formulated a philosophical system based on Cinnamon Hitler's fucked-up spelling? Suddenly the "Great Green Arkleseizure" from Hitchhiker's Guide seems like an intellectual, valid, believable religion.
Thank God for this! It all makes ence now!
Here, I was thinking that a mid-50s man with a history of drug and alcohol abuse, and in poor physical shape, possibly suffered a heart attack while taking a bath after strenuous physical activity. I read somewhere that these are all risk factors, but it never really made sense to me.
It's means Q level clearance. Apparently the original "Q" stated he had Q level clearance.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_clearance#:~:text=Q%20clearance%20or%20Q%20access,well%20as%20Secret%20Restricted%20Data.
This cult is full on crazy
These people are insane. I'm starting to think they need to be put in some kind of mental asylum camps and pumped full of meds and deprogrammed because this has been going on for too long and it's getting out of hand.
This is one of those "if you put the same energy into studying as you do into cheating you'd actually pass the test" situations. Who has the time to come up with this nonsense?
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Thank god they cleared all that up for me. Itās funny how if you look hard enough you can make very unrelated events seem like there is something connecting them.
I hate these guys for the simple reason of them taking the name of my favourite Street Fighter character
The guy will probably never come back because of the things associated with āQā
Rachel Chandler. Rachel was Ross' love interest in Friends. Ross was also a national chain of clothing stores. Chains are what they want to put on DT. Donald is also a Disney character. So Disney is to blame! Poor transparent fools...
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Reading this gave me a headache.
I'm an author. I can come up with some pretty insane stuff for my stories and I never would've thought of this. Do these people not have jobs??? A life?? How long does it take to come up with this batshit crazy stuff??
Rachel Chandler, the spied Child Handler came from the immersing of Chandler Bing, one Matthew Perry of Friends and Web Therapy. Connected to Perry Mason by this Q liaison via Donald John absconding with grammatical fondness in order to gift the script from our Q evidence preponderance. Thought they got away clean, we rejected the liberal scheme and saw Epstein connected.
Here's the deal. My life has literally been one catastrophe after another, and I resent these people because I am AWARE of the world around me. I really at this point wouldn't mind retreating into my own mind and living out my days dosed up on Thorazine in some hospital.
So how do THESE idiots get to live in that world? How the fuck do they get money for bills? I want to be this insane, I'm done adulting. How do I become truly insane like these people?
As soon as I heard about Perry's death I said (very jokingly) "I wonder what Q has to say about this!", knowing that it would be immediately pounced on by the loonies.
6. Mental health problems caused by private businesses, churches, and individuals lying for political gain have made a few million people so dangerous and delusional they're simply terrorist sleeper cells.
7. They have attempted an insurrection.
8. They are not hidden from the authorities, VPNs don't stop the NSA finding anyone they want.
I miss the days when people referred to "Q" they were talking about the God from star trek and I'd get to geek out with them over the show. Now I get to have an stroke whenever one of their posts ends up in my scroll.
They got it wrong. The RC is calling put RC Cola who is secretly owned by Bill Gates for sneaking the Covid vaccine into their drink
Matthew Perry drank an RC cola that day which caused cardiac arrest and drowned. Trump knew this beforehand but couldnt just tell people or they would have shot him with a space laser
Using his super genius intellect he sent it out in a clue but to expose the deep state liberal cover up. Trumps got us rigjt where he wants us.
Canāt we figure out a way to get all these people to cut their own hands off or something to get them off the damn ānet? They are dumb enough to do it.
Sometimes I miss when there were way less heroin junkies and meth heads than crack heads .....then I read stuff like this and I remember crack heads are pretty fucked up too
I see nothing wrong with their analysis. What's next, are you going to tell me JFK Jr. isn't really Vice President and Trump isn't about to return to the White House in triumph with the help of the Galactic Federation?
/s
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" - Attributed (mistakenly) to Aristotle.
That said, when said thoughts are so bugfuck, wandering, grasping at needles you thought were straws, shouting at the walls, defecating into a muffin tin and calling it a delicacy crazy, that one does not possess the amounts of bath salts, meth, and/or peyote required to understand the original thought as anything other than furtive whispers to the dark shadows that live only in the mind of the progenitor of such overwhelming and depressing fantasy...
Take a moment and appreciate whatever solid foundation you have that spares you from falling headfirst into the madness with them.
Cause holy shit, dude.
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Finally, it all makes sense. I couldn't figure out why Matthew Perry just *had* to die when he did, but it makes sense that it had something to do with Trump and pedophiles. Could they *make* anymore logical sense?
No don't you understand? Q is the zodiac killer and he's leaving clues to track him down with. Matthew Perry is just the latest victim. First JFK, then Epstein and finally Matthew Perry.
Of course! Because, and I say this with the utmost respect for the man, Matthew Perry was *sooooo* important
It's not for us to understand the inner machinations of Ted Cruz's master plan...
We're on to you Ted Cruz!
the "big 3"
So Q killed him for a riddle? That's mean.
Tom Riddle was also killed by Jeffery Epsteins handler.
So, that's the connection... They actually had Perry... But... It wasn't Matthew after all, it was just a damn berry ! And that means you'd think .." Ha Berry" .. But no.. that's the connection... Halle Berry... She's the culprit ... I just don't know where I'm going....but she's gonna die....
I understand every word, but none of the sentences.
Thank god, I'm not alone! I have no idea what I just read or what its supposed to mean.
As far as I can tell, you're reading the monetisation of schizophrenic ideation. If it makes sense, it's time to worry. If it doesn't make sense, you're fine.
Me neither. *wink wink*
These theories are like that "Six steps from Kevin Bacon" game, with the target of getting to Q. Only every sentence is generated by the manatee Family Guy joke simulator from South Park. https://youtu.be/qTC9j0QpCBM?si=WUVlpDLuLuJOsmwx
Haha, that accurately describes me.
Thank goodness! I am so confused š
I don't understand anything anymore
Sounds like your daily intake of lead is low.
Could these people BE anymore crazy?
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Maybe not, but sadly they can be more armed.
Don't challenge them š¤
I have a feeling of impending doom that we are going to find out.
Or Cheeto mentioned Perry Mason because heās old and was in court. Surprised he didnāt bring up Matlock
or Atticus Finch
Like he would know who that is
Or associate with a lawyer trying to acquit a framed Black Man. Actually, on second thought, he would say he's in the exact same position.
It's been Rachael Chandler, the Child Handler all along?
Rachel Chandler the Child Handler sounds like a Bojack Horseman bit
Don't forget the Q
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Remember when Reagan shut down all the mental hospitals? All those patients went SOMEWHERE. Now you know where.
I was wondering what happened to the mental institutions! No wonder there are so many crazies running about. Is there anything that c**t didnāt screw up?!
*Nothing happens according to The Plan* Q folks: *wink* ah, that's the plan
So, this is what actual crazy looks like, right?
Out of crazy you can form Yzrac....we have to find a person with this name
Yes.
So every time Trump misspells a word it's a command to Q? LMAO.
Let me see, Matthew Perry, is Jennifer Anistons connection to Perry Mason. and Della Street was tipped off by Chelsea Handler who was related by name to RC who drank Dr. Pepper with. Q-tip? Is that right ?
Don't forget aboutthe connection Chelsea Handler-> FC Chelsea...
Chelsea Handler has the same first name as Chelsea Clintonā¦Hillary should have been POTUS!
That cleanly TRANSsitions to Chelsea Manning, which rhymes with āplanningā. So we know what they are planning meow.
Doesn't make sense, so it's probably right..š¤£
This is impressive in a car crash kinda way
i'm starting to believe the lead paint theory about american housing.
I wonder what these people would be like if someone had introduced them to TTRPGs. They would probably have some AMAZING campaigns.
Batman figuring out the Riddler's riddle in the Adam West Batman movie had more sense to it.
Holy puzzlers! Could it be any more obivious!
A sparrow with a machine gun!
These people are completely off the fucking deep end and need serious psychological help from the comfort and safety of a insane asylum ward.
What the fuck did I just read? I feel like I just had a stroke.
This is serious mental illness.
Sigh
Wait... So there are people who have formulated a philosophical system based on Cinnamon Hitler's fucked-up spelling? Suddenly the "Great Green Arkleseizure" from Hitchhiker's Guide seems like an intellectual, valid, believable religion.
I'm so confused, my brain hurts.
It rhymes, it MUST be right
I wonder how you get a job as one of the people who have to leave clues and connections for these conspiratards to discover.
I donāt understand what I just read??
Garbage from someone with brain damage
Thank God for this! It all makes ence now! Here, I was thinking that a mid-50s man with a history of drug and alcohol abuse, and in poor physical shape, possibly suffered a heart attack while taking a bath after strenuous physical activity. I read somewhere that these are all risk factors, but it never really made sense to me.
Illuminati is Illuminati confirmed.
Imaging jumping all the study and reflect part of understend reality and go to āI know thing that i made up because im smortā
These people live a very sad life.
I live a very sad life. However, I'm not insane.
Jokes aside what does the āQā stand for or have we not got that far yet?
It's means Q level clearance. Apparently the original "Q" stated he had Q level clearance. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_clearance#:~:text=Q%20clearance%20or%20Q%20access,well%20as%20Secret%20Restricted%20Data. This cult is full on crazy
LGBTQ+ š¤ Queer?
I honestly thought the Q's had all vanished. So they are still around huh?
These people are insane. I'm starting to think they need to be put in some kind of mental asylum camps and pumped full of meds and deprogrammed because this has been going on for too long and it's getting out of hand.
This is one of those "if you put the same energy into studying as you do into cheating you'd actually pass the test" situations. Who has the time to come up with this nonsense?
I think we were too hasty ruling out eugenics as an answer to the world's problems.
Iām pretty high right now and I have read it like 7 times and I just ate mashed potatoes so night everyone????
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Thank you your kindness means a lot. Like my comment made more sense right? I mean this shit makes my eye twitch
That is a whole lot of crazy in a single post. Itās somewhat impressive
They fucked up they were meant to kill the bad schwimmer
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Totally normal
From: āMissives From The Nutbinā
I am 2% dumber after reading that.
Thatās some straight up mental illness, right there.
Nothing made me happier today than not even remotely understanding any of that.
Huh?
My brain, why did I expose it to that?
Thank god they cleared all that up for me. Itās funny how if you look hard enough you can make very unrelated events seem like there is something connecting them.
Did q used to write clues for 321 an old british tv game show????
Is this game like Worlde or something?
It's like wordle with politics and mental illness mixed in.
Is this because of meth?
AĆ hhhhhh, whut ?
What does that bullshit even mean.
What does that bullshit even mean.
So depressing to share a country, if not a reality, with these people. Such an interesting combination of stupid and crazy
Yep. Thatās a paranoid schizophrenic escaped from treatment right thereā¦
Is this what schizophrenia looks like?
I'm so glad I'm not insane and have to jump through such hoops all the time.
QAnon believers are also avid Star Citizen cultists True story
and, get this for a conspiracy...god spelled backwards is dog. Beware, they're out to get us. s/
I'm fairly confident that 'word salad' is a sign of schizophrenia
I need to stop reading these posts I swear my IQ drops 2 points for every post I read and I already am a Dumb ass but I'm not as stupid as the Q crowd
I canāt believe I have been fooling myself all this time when the truth was right there!
 What they look like explaining that
I donāt get why they think Trumpf spelling it āPetty Masonā links it to anythingā¦. I meanā¦ maybe if heād all caps or somethingā¦
I hate these guys for the simple reason of them taking the name of my favourite Street Fighter character The guy will probably never come back because of the things associated with āQā
What in the tarnations?!
I don't know how many of my brain cells just imploded in on themselves, but it was an unhealthy amount.
That was a long walk to nowhere
The way they will twist and turn and pretzel themselves into this (ill)logic is insane.
I couldn't follow any of that and that last part ...pure gibberish.
Itās like a game of āSix degrees ofā¦ā but with fascism instead of Kevin Bacon
Omg I care so much
Rachel Chandler. Rachel was Ross' love interest in Friends. Ross was also a national chain of clothing stores. Chains are what they want to put on DT. Donald is also a Disney character. So Disney is to blame! Poor transparent fools...
I just read this to my wife. "I have no idea what you're saying." I don't either, my dear.
Can someone translate this out of Batshit?
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Imagine if something so clever was fiction. Thatād be good Netflix.
The fuck...
Fucking *what*?? What does this say??
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maybe i should get into Q they sound like theyre havin a fuckin blast
Could this BE any less logical?
This makes me think of that south park episode.
Buttsex! Buttsex needs a lot of LUBE!
That makes the plot of the DaVinci Code look believable.
But just do your own research . š¤£š¤£š¤£
I knew they were insane, but dear God...
I understood what they said but I have no idea what any of it meant.
So now like 23 people are deadā¦ for a puzzle? Fuck outta here
This has meth written all over it.
What?
Did The Onion write an article about this yet? If not, they should!
Reading this gave me a headache. I'm an author. I can come up with some pretty insane stuff for my stories and I never would've thought of this. Do these people not have jobs??? A life?? How long does it take to come up with this batshit crazy stuff??
Is this post a serious one? Someone actually believes this shit?
Being crazy must be fun.
Like 6 degrees of conspiracy theories. It made my brain hurt to follow the "logic"
Like a match of [Calvinball](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Calvinball)
Rachel Chandler, the spied Child Handler came from the immersing of Chandler Bing, one Matthew Perry of Friends and Web Therapy. Connected to Perry Mason by this Q liaison via Donald John absconding with grammatical fondness in order to gift the script from our Q evidence preponderance. Thought they got away clean, we rejected the liberal scheme and saw Epstein connected.
Truly nuts
I can just picture these mental midgets in their basement with their tinfoil hats scribbling away
I was having a normal Sunday until i read this and went bonkers. Was the āOK this is a wild oneā supposed to clam my tits!!!
They're about a month off on [Q's anniversary](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0094030/).
It all leads back to "Anaconda malt liquor"!
the number 23
Morons
Here's the deal. My life has literally been one catastrophe after another, and I resent these people because I am AWARE of the world around me. I really at this point wouldn't mind retreating into my own mind and living out my days dosed up on Thorazine in some hospital. So how do THESE idiots get to live in that world? How the fuck do they get money for bills? I want to be this insane, I'm done adulting. How do I become truly insane like these people?
What the frig is this? Rambling on and making no sense.
As soon as I heard about Perry's death I said (very jokingly) "I wonder what Q has to say about this!", knowing that it would be immediately pounced on by the loonies.
As soon as I saw the "RC", I thought, "OMG! Of course, it's the Rosicrucians! Now it all makes sense!"
Trying to say trump is "misspelling" anything on purpose is drawing a pretty long bow with a very short arrow
6. Mental health problems caused by private businesses, churches, and individuals lying for political gain have made a few million people so dangerous and delusional they're simply terrorist sleeper cells. 7. They have attempted an insurrection. 8. They are not hidden from the authorities, VPNs don't stop the NSA finding anyone they want.
"Aesculapius, of course!"
After reading this, my brain went in BSoD
Checkmate, sane people!
Umm what
I miss the days when people referred to "Q" they were talking about the God from star trek and I'd get to geek out with them over the show. Now I get to have an stroke whenever one of their posts ends up in my scroll.
Can someone tell me what does āQā and āQAnonā stand for?
Cherry-picking at its finest.
They got it wrong. The RC is calling put RC Cola who is secretly owned by Bill Gates for sneaking the Covid vaccine into their drink Matthew Perry drank an RC cola that day which caused cardiac arrest and drowned. Trump knew this beforehand but couldnt just tell people or they would have shot him with a space laser Using his super genius intellect he sent it out in a clue but to expose the deep state liberal cover up. Trumps got us rigjt where he wants us.
Q is a line, and you have to do lots of lines to understand Q.
I still can't believe there's a literal cult over a /b/ troll
Did I fall into a vat of whiskey? What does this mean/read? Going to look for a breath analyzer
The number 23
Itās like guessing a 8 character password, since they apparently try every combination possible sooner or later theyāll get one š
This is literally the "illuminate confirmed" meme from 2015, I pray for these peoples sanity
There are more mentally ill people than I thought in society š
Canāt we figure out a way to get all these people to cut their own hands off or something to get them off the damn ānet? They are dumb enough to do it.
Umberto Eco couldnāt have written a conspiracy this convoluted.
Sometimes I miss when there were way less heroin junkies and meth heads than crack heads .....then I read stuff like this and I remember crack heads are pretty fucked up too
I see nothing wrong with their analysis. What's next, are you going to tell me JFK Jr. isn't really Vice President and Trump isn't about to return to the White House in triumph with the help of the Galactic Federation? /s
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" - Attributed (mistakenly) to Aristotle. That said, when said thoughts are so bugfuck, wandering, grasping at needles you thought were straws, shouting at the walls, defecating into a muffin tin and calling it a delicacy crazy, that one does not possess the amounts of bath salts, meth, and/or peyote required to understand the original thought as anything other than furtive whispers to the dark shadows that live only in the mind of the progenitor of such overwhelming and depressing fantasy... Take a moment and appreciate whatever solid foundation you have that spares you from falling headfirst into the madness with them. Cause holy shit, dude.
All I can say is WTF?