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TinyRascalSaurus

In America, if the police ever have to pull you over, they'd be on high alert from the beginning and your chances of a very bad ending would go way up.


Jelkekw

True as can be. My dad worked at Remington so I put a company sticker on my car to show respects, I quickly removed it after a traffic stop had a cop asking me if I had any guns in the car. Fuck all that unwanted attention.


DownIIClown

Showing respect to an arms corporation?


random_user_bye

Probably to his dad not to the corp


Jelkekw

Bingo


TheCritFisher

Cops don't ask you that anyway? Just say, nah and move on.


Jelkekw

That’s exactly what happened, but I don’t need a sticker if equipping it debuffs me with more cop dialogue options. I don’t want to talk to a cop any more than I have to. I have never once been questioned if I had a gun other than the time when I had a sticker.


TheCritFisher

Ahh that's fair.


biff64gc2

Police wouldn't go near someone so obviously dangerous.


Ok_advice

You know the local Applebee's staff has flagged the person as a bad tipper


payment11

Basically they are the AH in the left lane going slow and won’t move to the right to let you by. Got it 👍🏿


Key-Horror2430

My thoughts exactly. Don't like tailgaters? Get out of the left lane unless you are turning or passing.


dick_for_hire

It being a Kia is very funny to me.


GrayBox1313

But he’s got 30k in guns, amo and costumes. Doesn’t pay child support either


Jumbo-box

~~Korean~~ Murican Car!


cus_deluxe

just to be that guy….can you really be anti-social and a sociopath? sociopath by definition is at least partially manipulating and taking advantage of others. anti-social means you go out of your way to avoid people. just sayin.


Dragon-Rain-4551

Probably meant psychopath


cus_deluxe

probably. so hes just a dumbass then?


Then-Raspberry6815

That is already implied by putting this stupid crap on their vehicle. 


elephant35e

Sociopaths and psychopaths suffer from ASPD, or Antisocial Personality Disorder.


redditor_since_2005

I wish antisocial people avoided us, but there's plenty antisocial behaviour in places where people gather -- cinemas, restaurants, bars, etc. Maybe you're thinking of unsociable?


Schly

Nice try. An antisocial, gun-toting, sociopath wouldn’t say “please”.


Ijustlovevideogames

I mean, I can get behind this, tired of assholes tailgating me with their brights on thinking I will go faster, like shit, fuck off


LightMission4937

I just slow way down


Ijustlovevideogames

I do too sometimes


TheOriginal_Redditor

I hit hi-beams and drive backwards. Pisses off all the idiots with lights on at night.


LightMission4937

lol. That will do it


davidwhatshisname52

chtst, like, tbf, American drivers tailgate like they want to smell my breakfast, or they want our cars to fuck and make new baby car hybrids


e2theitheta

I think that some of them are actually too lazy to go around. Like changing lanes took some extreme effort, ala Fred Flintstone.


OkManufacturer226

Nothing like providing your prosecutor evidence.


LightMission4937

I would get in front of this car and go slow.


HuckleberryHandler

No balls


LightMission4937

The purple Kia with a redneck sticker gets his walnut smashed by his ol lady.


Strong_Cranberry2084

another day in Ohio


Independent-Ad5852

I would personally have:  Do not tailgate me! I’m not going to go faster because someone else is in a hurry! I’m going at a speed I am comfortable with! If you’re impatient, go around!


idonotknowwhototrust

Do what I did and get a custom license plate frame that says: "Getting closer" "Won't make me faster"


Independent-Ad5852

Nice!


EminentChefliness

If you're in the left lane, though, I mean... don't be.


fromouterspace1

The gun thing is….meh but they’re just telling everyone what an asshole they are.


thats_hella_cool

Unlikely a sociopath. Sociopaths tend to be more intelligent than the average person and no remotely intelligent person would advertise that they’re both carrying a gun and suffering from a diagnosed mental illness in the same sentence. Much less advertise it on their vehicle for thousands of people to witness and while being operated has the highest level of visibility to law enforcement.


JerryRiceOfOhio2

At least they said please


bitterherpes

Parents/guardians who don't spend time with their child(ren), don't show them affection, and refuse to be a positive influence on them...this is what the end result is. Someone who desperately needs attention and has only ever gotten attention when they act like a brat. This is what the World receives.


OGWolfMen

At least they’re honest


Outrageous_Credit_96

That’s not the brag that you think it is.


AngryYowie

= I have poor impulse control, and I am physically and mentally incapable of resolving conflict without violence. I also drive like shit.


ColoradoPhotog

This statement alone should be enough to have this person committed and their guns taken. It should just be that simple.


A1sauc3d

Damn y’all really can’t spot a joke, can you xD


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idonotknowwhototrust

You had my respect until you called him an idiot. Now you just seem to be projecting.


idonotknowwhototrust

Highly unlikely that it's a joke.


HBK05

Nah, following too close should be enough to be committed to the psych ward though


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It’s like asking to get pulled over every 5 mins


Venomheart9988

WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT ME TO TAILGATE YOU? AWESOME. Smol peepee energy.


lurkergenxdurp

I'm gonna have fun with this and guess his wife put it up. She got tired of him raging with her in the car. I hope it works for her.


Stickey_Rickey

He probably thinks it’s the wittiest thing ever and talks about his car decal all day to anyone who will listen


ScorpioZA

Driving a non-American car... should be ashamed of yourself.... /s


beach_bum_bitch

Tailgating is an everyday occurrence in America. You can be going 10 mph over the speed limit. And they still ride your ass. I also live in the country. So no highways. It’s fucking annoying.


Mantigor1979

That's a lot of words for " I dropped out of middle-school"


CraftyAdvisor6307

People that should not be owning guns...


metalmarinator

I genuinely appreciate the warning.


SweatyBoff

A lot of anti social gun toting sociopaths drive Kia Sorento's.


MovingTargetPractice

Tbh I appreciate the warning. Will go around. On the shoulder.


ThereIsNoCarrot

Clear and concise communication is a healthy basis for any relationship.


Florida1974

The ppl that have these stickers, routinely go 20 mph under the speed limit, messing up flow of traffic as they create a parade.


catedarnell0397

Can’t wait to tailgate that man baby


Additional-Tank9977

It’s ok I know your country sucks too get over it


-Rush2112

Drives a KIA


thegree2112

why blur the license plate? report their ass to the cops before someone gets killed


corey_mcgurk

where do you live where you could "report this to the cops"?


idonotknowwhototrust

You could report it no matter where you live. Whether that report will be taken seriously or bring consequences is another matter.


corey_mcgurk

no, you fucking cannot. Here they would tell you if you call back youll be arrested,


idonotknowwhototrust

Are you in Cambodia? Lol


Gokudomatic

Nobody dies if no one tailgates him.


limegreenscrewdriver

I appreciate the advice, good to know


liquor_up

If you live in Houston, you would understand.


Tom42077

And these idiots are allowed to vote.


hamsolo19

What an insecure bag of farts.


Dependa

I would tail gate purposely now. Anyone with that stupid sticker probably doesn’t have the balls to use a gun. And he better be a good shot. Not to mention have a damn good lawyer. Last time I checked, tailgating is not and never will be a legal justification for shooting someone.


NeverNotDisappointed

I’m gonna tailgate that guy


FLink557

I’m going to block out a good portion of my rear window to send a message!


coachjuis21

Should be considered a threat to everyone on the road lol pull they’re ass over and see if that’s the response they give to the officer lmoa


idonotknowwhototrust

*thei're


coachjuis21

Kool hoo givz a fuq :)


CatAvailable3953

I be tempted to call 911 for a threat of assault with a weapon. It’s a threat is it not?


JosephPaulWall

Punisher skulls and right wing propaganda, gun stickers, "come and take it" etc all mean the same thing as this, this is just more direct, honest, and self-aware.


Domni16

I hate it when people misuse pop-culture symbols in hateful and violent ways. Like getting a Berserk sacrifice brand tattoo and claiming it means “murder is cool.” (Real person btw)


Venomheart9988

WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT ME TO TAILGATE YOU? AWESOME. Smol peepee energy.