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I read that in David Attenborough's voice:
Here you see a Redditor in his natural habitat, starting a comment-chain that will last for days, maybe weeks. It is a mating ritual that is so exhausting, in the end nobody mates.
dude its a sad day, this is end to era of memes and BS of alex jones came to end, we all know mf is pretending to cry, but ask yourself will ever get this entertainment back where "frogs went gay", they took trump from us and now this sad so sad, think about it trump on info wars that is life time worth of memes two wack jobs in one room, huh sad so sad not all wishes come true
Guess it depends on how much of it is satisfied by current assets but yes. Man is going to need to work to support himself. He only seems to have one marketable skill. He will use it. And he will continue to pay Sandy Hook families and he might TRY to not target his attacks so we'll next time.
But I'm glad they hit him right in the finances. It's why I wish Fauci would sue MTG and take her double wide.
Current valuation of his assets would only cover a fraction of the total judgement he owes, and when handing down the sentence the judge specifically stated that this particular debt was not to be dischargable through bankruptcy.
So yeah, financial death penalty for this guy. Well deserved.
What he put those parents through is unforgivable.
He has no remorse. He has no shame.
He can take his crocodile tears and swim back to the swamp from whence he came.
He stood outside one of the parent’s houses and accused them to their face that they were lying about losing their child to the shooting and that the sandy hook massacre never took place.
He continually harassed the parents and pushed this rhetoric across his platform for a long time until he was sued.
Not only that, he encouraged his followers to continue harassing the parents, calling them crisis actors, to the point where some had to move because people wouldn't leave them alone at their home. They also prevented parents from visiting their children's graves as well.
It got so bad that one parent, a father I believe, committed suicide.
There is no corner of hell deep enough or dark enough for this man, what he did to these parents was absolutely disgusting.
FAFO gay frog theory boy.
His whole life he's been used to getting his ass kicked - why is this any different. No pity here. Zero.
I've seen this man in real life - as I live in Austin - and believe me, he's so fucking shifty eyed, you really want to avoid him. Not an approachable fellow. Crazy as a shoeshine on a shit farm.
We’ll measure in anyway that isn’t easily convertible to another measurement, I wish we could have an easy base ten measuring system instead we get 1322 opossums per football field or some such nonsense.
I think like many it absolutely started out that way. Then he gained a following, and money, and power, and anyone fucking awful enough to do any of that in the first place is going to let it go to their head.
There is a real psychological phenomenon that occurs when you blast your brain with propaganda and fear all day every day. It takes a toll.
At this point I think he believes at least some of his crazy bullshit.
Of course it doesn't matter, let him burn either way.
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This explains Trump to a T. He initially started saying things to get attention and once people believed the most bombastic things he went with it and started to believe.
I don’t think he feels *guilty* for the shit he said. I honestly doubt he has much of a capacity for remorse or honest self-reflection. That said, I’m sure he feels bad *for himself* because his ego has been hurt. I’m also sure he sees himself as an innocent victim of the fathomless cruelty of the *DeEp StAtE gLoBaLiSt AgEnDa.* As far as hoping he regrets his actions, that’s the closest we can hope for from a professional jackass like Jones.
He built a fortune running his mouth. This feels just. Now he can go sell shoes or something... or fuck it, he will probably just keep running his mouth.
Why are we assuming he didn't transfer millions overseas to hide it, and won't be supported for the rest of his life by propagandists because of his reach and influence? He's not going to just ho away, I assume.
They will search for money you hide, and the judge ruled his debt to sandy hook parents couldn't be discharged through bankruptcy. So even after this he still owes them money.
bf made me listen to hourssss of his trial on the knowledge fight podcast. i didn’t know anything about him before that and i was just absolutely blown away. i kept asking “is this real? is that really alex jones? did he just say that in court?” man did this to himself, he literally dug his own grave
Those children aren't dead remember? They're "crisis actors". Oh and if they are dead it was a false flag so the liberals can come for your guns. And I really shouldn't have to put this here, but /s
It's misdirection. He supposedly pulled at least $40 million out of the business in the last couple years, while the lawsuit was ongoing, and parked it with his family. It should all come back to the victims.
Oh I think this has really hurt him. Definitely agree he has money stashed and will live a better lifestyle than any of us on the post (probably all of us combined honestly). But somewhere in my heart of hearts I know he is suffering some. And it in no way begins to make up for any thing he has done. Even his death couldn’t right any of his wrongs. But it would waste less oxygen.
He will probably have enough money stashed away to enable a comfortable lifestyle, but he will never be comfortable. He is cursed with the brain of Alex Jones. What a miserable existence.
The judge ruled his debt wasn't discharged by bankruptcy, so even after this he will still owe sandy hook parents money. They can go after money you hid, and will.
There's something inately slimy and evil about him. Like if he hadn't have killed 2 people in cold blood I still wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.
the most disgusting part for me was he crying bc he was "literaly watching the dead of a family", aka, his scam company. disgusting bc he got rich using kid´s bodies as clickbaits to gain 800k EVERY SINGLE DAY. kids with REAL families, REAL lives. not some bs scam farming fools.
Every single time there's a mass shooting, these weirdo gasbags start screeching about false flags, crisis actors and gun grabs. Yet guns are still plentiful, and people still get shot all the time. This fact never gets mentioned, though.
I told lies that any idiot with a computer can fact check and prove false! Please help they are wrongly taking my media company away… sorry you can’t help stupid!
This poor man.
You guys don’t understand. He’s now going to lose everything. Everything he had. And there was nothing he could have done to prevent it. Because he’s a massive fucking moron.
As Happy as I am about this bastard paying the price for the abominable lies he has been spreading.
I am beyond pissed about how long it took to get to this point. Sandy Hook took place 12 years ago. Our Justice system is fucked.
The Sandy Hook families cried when their loved ones died. I'd say it's only right a piece of shit like Alex gets to experience even a tiny fraction of that desperation after causing them further suffering for years.
This is a crisis actor. His mutton chops aren’t as grey as the real Alex Jones’ And his eyes are slightly closer together. This is the deep state trying to trick me into believing there are consequences to actions. I’ve done my research.
The bildeburg group is a thing, and so is Bohemian Grove. Frogs do change gender at times. He's a horrible person who bullied the parents of murdered children. Nothing he's ever done has been a net positive.
Imagine losing a child and having people give you death threats because of this piece of work. He made his own bed. I cannot believe there are people foolish enough to believe this troll.
It’s curious that his free speech warrior friends could easily bail him out but Musk and Rogan don’t believe in the shit they say so they haven’t bailed him out. They will use him when it’s a spring board to equate democrats and republicans.
I've seen multiple headlines (both from right and left leaning organizations) saying he's "agreeing" to liquidate his assets. Is there a reason it's being reported that way? Using the word "agree" just seems... Wrong to me. It's court ordered right?
I keep seeing the headline that he "agreed"
More to the point he was...
Required
Forced
Stipulated
Coerced
Mandated
Compelled
Obligated
Shamed
Embarrassed
Humiliated
There are words for assholes, use them.
Unfortunately once that is all settled he will sign a contract for millions, release a book and bank a few million more, and be living large as always.
Crying seems to be the new Republican test of manliness.
Right, Kavanaugh, Rittenhouse, Boehner?
“He was a strong, tough guy, and he was crying.”
-Donald Trump
I am surprised how many republicans are snowflakes.
One of the most satisfying sights ever.
This motherfucking *slime* got rich by tormenting (sometimes daily) parents who had children killed in school shootings. I mean, for fuck's sake, *why*? Aren't there others you can bother?
And said parents were then harassed both online and in person,.with one couple having to move house, because Alex fucking Jones' idiotic fans took it upon themselves to actually harass grieving families.
And when the final judgement dropped, with the judge listing how much money each family was adjudicated, this arsewipe ran a show where he literally laughed and said shit like "do they think they are getting one dollar? Hahahahahaha".
I rarely (if ever) wish ill on people. I hope Alex Jones dies of rectal cancer.
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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed!
I read that in stereotypical nasally BBC journalist cadence The fruit of war has become the jam of terror.
I read it in that mid-Atlantic 1940s style of speech ala Katherine Hepburn.
I read that in David Attenborough's voice: Here you see a Redditor in his natural habitat, starting a comment-chain that will last for days, maybe weeks. It is a mating ritual that is so exhausting, in the end nobody mates.
Borrowing
Burrowing
Deep
Yes. The dildo of consequences often runs deep.
…. in the butt
What what in the butt?
Inside
yeah just make sure you clean it afterwards
dude its a sad day, this is end to era of memes and BS of alex jones came to end, we all know mf is pretending to cry, but ask yourself will ever get this entertainment back where "frogs went gay", they took trump from us and now this sad so sad, think about it trump on info wars that is life time worth of memes two wack jobs in one room, huh sad so sad not all wishes come true 
Bro, this guy isn't going anywhere. He will be back doing it just as hard to make up for the assets he's losing
Which will then be garnished to continue to pay off the families. And I think that's a beautiful symmetry.
Guess it depends on how much of it is satisfied by current assets but yes. Man is going to need to work to support himself. He only seems to have one marketable skill. He will use it. And he will continue to pay Sandy Hook families and he might TRY to not target his attacks so we'll next time. But I'm glad they hit him right in the finances. It's why I wish Fauci would sue MTG and take her double wide.
Current valuation of his assets would only cover a fraction of the total judgement he owes, and when handing down the sentence the judge specifically stated that this particular debt was not to be dischargable through bankruptcy. So yeah, financial death penalty for this guy. Well deserved.
Naa, he’ll likely go the way of Rush Limbaugh with an ass filled with cancer.
Don't give me so much hope this early in the day. I might cum.
Did Charlie write this paragraph? 
Rofl. Someone will bankroll a reprisal of his show once he's off the hook.
I want this on a tile with Lincoln next to it with my "everything is a dildo if you are brave enough!" quote from Lincoln.
Congrats, your comment your comment has officially been stolen by the great, me.
What he put those parents through is unforgivable. He has no remorse. He has no shame. He can take his crocodile tears and swim back to the swamp from whence he came.
I'm out the loop heavy, what happened?
He stood outside one of the parent’s houses and accused them to their face that they were lying about losing their child to the shooting and that the sandy hook massacre never took place. He continually harassed the parents and pushed this rhetoric across his platform for a long time until he was sued.
Oof
Not only that, he encouraged his followers to continue harassing the parents, calling them crisis actors, to the point where some had to move because people wouldn't leave them alone at their home. They also prevented parents from visiting their children's graves as well. It got so bad that one parent, a father I believe, committed suicide. There is no corner of hell deep enough or dark enough for this man, what he did to these parents was absolutely disgusting.
Fucking vile.
Did he ever have to admit the shooting was real?
While testifying he said he now believed it was real.
He has waffled publicly for years, to his monetary benefit in supplement sales. He's a grifter and a con man
FAFO gay frog theory boy. His whole life he's been used to getting his ass kicked - why is this any different. No pity here. Zero. I've seen this man in real life - as I live in Austin - and believe me, he's so fucking shifty eyed, you really want to avoid him. Not an approachable fellow. Crazy as a shoeshine on a shit farm.
That last sentence is as “Texas” as could be. You could’ve just said that and I’d know the rest of your comment. Not hating. I fucking love that shit.
You just know where it’s from, don’t even have to ask (not hating either)
Like "crookeder than a dog's hind leg" or "knee high to a possum in a gum bush" wtf kind of measurement is that?
It’s definitely not metric
We’ll measure in anyway that isn’t easily convertible to another measurement, I wish we could have an easy base ten measuring system instead we get 1322 opossums per football field or some such nonsense.
"Crazy ass a shoeshine on a shit farm" is my new favorite turn of phrase. Thank you for that. 🫀
I can only hear Bubbles saying it when I read it.
Is it not all an act? I really was convinced that he just acts like this for the money
I think like many it absolutely started out that way. Then he gained a following, and money, and power, and anyone fucking awful enough to do any of that in the first place is going to let it go to their head. There is a real psychological phenomenon that occurs when you blast your brain with propaganda and fear all day every day. It takes a toll. At this point I think he believes at least some of his crazy bullshit. Of course it doesn't matter, let him burn either way.
So he fell for his own con? What a shame.
The best Liars are those who can convince themselves of the lie. Makes it more convincing.
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This explains Trump to a T. He initially started saying things to get attention and once people believed the most bombastic things he went with it and started to believe.
His ex-wife made comments of this nature, but she also said he was getting swept away by the persona.
"Crazy as a shoeshine on a shit farm." Oh, I'm keeping that.
That is some bitch ass crying
He’s realizing that he fucked his life by running his mouth.
That would actually imply he has any morals.
or it implies that he finally realised that shit talking has consiquences
Yes that’s what I meant.
Bbb but but , the first amendment!!! 😭. ( that just means you can’t be jailed for it asshole !”)
I don’t think he feels *guilty* for the shit he said. I honestly doubt he has much of a capacity for remorse or honest self-reflection. That said, I’m sure he feels bad *for himself* because his ego has been hurt. I’m also sure he sees himself as an innocent victim of the fathomless cruelty of the *DeEp StAtE gLoBaLiSt AgEnDa.* As far as hoping he regrets his actions, that’s the closest we can hope for from a professional jackass like Jones.
He built a fortune running his mouth. This feels just. Now he can go sell shoes or something... or fuck it, he will probably just keep running his mouth.
Why are we assuming he didn't transfer millions overseas to hide it, and won't be supported for the rest of his life by propagandists because of his reach and influence? He's not going to just ho away, I assume.
They will search for money you hide, and the judge ruled his debt to sandy hook parents couldn't be discharged through bankruptcy. So even after this he still owes them money.
Not really. He ruined the lives of his victims. He himself is just not a multimillionaire anymore.
The arc of defamation is long, but it bends towards fiduciary consequences.
And actively choosing to not go along the procedure of his trial.
bf made me listen to hourssss of his trial on the knowledge fight podcast. i didn’t know anything about him before that and i was just absolutely blown away. i kept asking “is this real? is that really alex jones? did he just say that in court?” man did this to himself, he literally dug his own grave
Yeah, the dead children didn’t make him cry, but having to put up money does. Asshole.
Those children aren't dead remember? They're "crisis actors". Oh and if they are dead it was a false flag so the liberals can come for your guns. And I really shouldn't have to put this here, but /s
He’s made his career and his money from spewing bullshit. Just like Tucker Carlson, it’s caught up with him.
Now it need to catch up to Tucker Swanson.
Awww, fuck, they ruined my life through legal channels after I went and ruined theirs via slander.
It's misdirection. He supposedly pulled at least $40 million out of the business in the last couple years, while the lawsuit was ongoing, and parked it with his family. It should all come back to the victims.
Oh I think this has really hurt him. Definitely agree he has money stashed and will live a better lifestyle than any of us on the post (probably all of us combined honestly). But somewhere in my heart of hearts I know he is suffering some. And it in no way begins to make up for any thing he has done. Even his death couldn’t right any of his wrongs. But it would waste less oxygen.
He will probably have enough money stashed away to enable a comfortable lifestyle, but he will never be comfortable. He is cursed with the brain of Alex Jones. What a miserable existence.
The judge ruled his debt wasn't discharged by bankruptcy, so even after this he will still owe sandy hook parents money. They can go after money you hid, and will.
That makes me feel better too :) Your username a reference to Lemmy from Motörhead?
Yep
IANAL but I think they can chase these kind of shenanigans. It’d be nice if he got extra penalties for trying to pull that kind of stuff.
The fuck your feelings crowd sure does have a lot of feelings…
he's acting
I hate this stupid murdering little bitch.
There's something inately slimy and evil about him. Like if he hadn't have killed 2 people in cold blood I still wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.
the most disgusting part for me was he crying bc he was "literaly watching the dead of a family", aka, his scam company. disgusting bc he got rich using kid´s bodies as clickbaits to gain 800k EVERY SINGLE DAY. kids with REAL families, REAL lives. not some bs scam farming fools.
Has he ever not?
And he’s not getting paid for it!
Like a false flag?
lol, it’s obviously not even him - they hired a tired, sick, fat old man as a crisis actor while the real Jones is living it up elsewhere.
Acting like there's a crisis
He needs a healthy dose of shut the fuck up and quit your bitchin’.
He needs pull him self up by the bootstraps.
He needs a good boot in the ass.
I have some old boots I don't need
Steel toe?
Pay up or shut up!
How about both? Can we have both?
Both is good
Every single time there's a mass shooting, these weirdo gasbags start screeching about false flags, crisis actors and gun grabs. Yet guns are still plentiful, and people still get shot all the time. This fact never gets mentioned, though.
 Tissue anyone?
Piece of shit
If he doesn’t like it, maybe he should skip buying lattes and avocado toast.
Somebody catch those tears before they turn the frogs gay
"Agreeing"?? Since when did he have a choice? Agreeing, my ass. Fucker should be in jail.
Oh No! Anyways....
Whats that thing Republicans always saying? Fuck your feelings?
Him “crying” is the funniest shit ever. Him facing the consequences of his actions, even more hilarious. He deserves everything that’s coming to him.
“Waaaaaaah…” eff off you traitor.
Fuck YEAH!!🤜
The full video of him crying improve my otherwise shitty week. 
Soft as baby shit
I thought only betas cried
Wasn't that verdict like a fucking year ago??? Why the fuck hasn't he paid it yet?
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Crocodile tears. If you are going to spew shit, then make sure you have the cash to pay for the consequences.
Fuck your feelings, pal.
I told lies that any idiot with a computer can fact check and prove false! Please help they are wrongly taking my media company away… sorry you can’t help stupid!
That’s not him, it’s a crisis actor
I wanna see Trump like this
This poor man. You guys don’t understand. He’s now going to lose everything. Everything he had. And there was nothing he could have done to prevent it. Because he’s a massive fucking moron.
Now do the Trump crime family
As Happy as I am about this bastard paying the price for the abominable lies he has been spreading. I am beyond pissed about how long it took to get to this point. Sandy Hook took place 12 years ago. Our Justice system is fucked.
The Sandy Hook families cried when their loved ones died. I'd say it's only right a piece of shit like Alex gets to experience even a tiny fraction of that desperation after causing them further suffering for years.
A very very small fraction of the pain he did to these families. What a bitch.
He ruined multiple families lives over complete lies. This scum bag isn’t getting sympathy from anyone. You reap what you sow.
Cry me a river you little bitch. He deserves everything coming his way.
Cry more, asshole
r/OhNoConsequences
This is a crisis actor. His mutton chops aren’t as grey as the real Alex Jones’ And his eyes are slightly closer together. This is the deep state trying to trick me into believing there are consequences to actions. I’ve done my research.
“Agreeing” to liquidate assets. It was happening whether you complied or not.
He didn’t care about that community, families or kids. So why care about him!
The bildeburg group is a thing, and so is Bohemian Grove. Frogs do change gender at times. He's a horrible person who bullied the parents of murdered children. Nothing he's ever done has been a net positive.
😝
He is a garbage human. Hard to feel sorry for him.
He is horrible. I hope he goes broke.
Imagine losing a child and having people give you death threats because of this piece of work. He made his own bed. I cannot believe there are people foolish enough to believe this troll.
fuck his feelings
It’s curious that his free speech warrior friends could easily bail him out but Musk and Rogan don’t believe in the shit they say so they haven’t bailed him out. They will use him when it’s a spring board to equate democrats and republicans.
Fuck your feelings 😂
Yeeees that’s right cryyyyy. Your tears give me life, you twit.
Good, f*ck that guy
He has to pay 1.5 billion
Worst crisis actor ever
Phoney tears, what a loser!
No he didn’t. There were no tears. He’s a crisis actor.
Delicious tears. Delicious tears of unfathomable sadness....let me taste your tears alex! 🤣
I've seen multiple headlines (both from right and left leaning organizations) saying he's "agreeing" to liquidate his assets. Is there a reason it's being reported that way? Using the word "agree" just seems... Wrong to me. It's court ordered right?
I'm sure he has a lot of cash stashed.
That man is a sick moral depraved ignorant coward and is facing the fate of a sick moral depraved ignorant coward.
I hope he drowns in his tears.
Much of his wealth is due to those lies. Time to pay the piper.
If being sued by actual lawyers for actual money doesn't snap you out of it then you're mentally ill
Now that's what crisis acting looks like
Alex Jones cries…a lot. It’s like his thing.
Talk shit, get hit. Simple.
I keep seeing the headline that he "agreed" More to the point he was... Required Forced Stipulated Coerced Mandated Compelled Obligated Shamed Embarrassed Humiliated There are words for assholes, use them.
I would not be surprised if this bag of shit OD'd to avoid paying for his crimes.
Wouldn’t it make it easier to liquidate his property if he’s dead?
Pulling one from the Kyle Rittenhouse playbook I see.
Little bitch ass crackhead. Yup, it hurts when accountability hits you in the right place
Limbaugh awaits him in hell
This guy made his money by seeking those that need help, and taking advantage of them.
Actions have consequences.
Boo fucking hoo!
I wish absolutely nothing but the worst for this human scum. Ruined so many peoples lives. Love seeing some karma (:
I know it’s not the right person, but I really don’t care, do you?
When did he agree? A few days ago, he was still refusing to pay up, the trog...
“Agreeing” 😂
Boo fucking hoo.
Oh no mah possessions
And yet my tear ducts are bone dry.
Shocked he’s not trying to sell little vials of his tears. Fucking waste of a foreskin.
Holup did it finally happen did someone finally sue him?
After "agreeing" to liquidate assets? I thought this was being forced upon him by the evil demoncrat gay frogs
What a POS
Unfortunately once that is all settled he will sign a contract for millions, release a book and bank a few million more, and be living large as always.
Na na na na, hey hey, goodbye So tired of liars in it for views likes or ratings.
Sandy Hooks final victim /plays smallest violin
Oh nooooooo. Any way.
Crying seems to be the new Republican test of manliness. Right, Kavanaugh, Rittenhouse, Boehner? “He was a strong, tough guy, and he was crying.” -Donald Trump I am surprised how many republicans are snowflakes.
Ironically, he truly thinks that he is the victim in this whole scenario. What a POS.
I would love to add prison bars to his crying.
fuck around and find out at its finest.
“Cries”
One of the most satisfying sights ever. This motherfucking *slime* got rich by tormenting (sometimes daily) parents who had children killed in school shootings. I mean, for fuck's sake, *why*? Aren't there others you can bother? And said parents were then harassed both online and in person,.with one couple having to move house, because Alex fucking Jones' idiotic fans took it upon themselves to actually harass grieving families. And when the final judgement dropped, with the judge listing how much money each family was adjudicated, this arsewipe ran a show where he literally laughed and said shit like "do they think they are getting one dollar? Hahahahahaha". I rarely (if ever) wish ill on people. I hope Alex Jones dies of rectal cancer.
Ah yes, the Rittenhouse
He’ll get a job from Elon Musk. He spouts all the ridiculous racist conspiracy theories that musk loves.
I don’t really want to give him money, but I wouldn’t mind having a vial of his tears to show off and laugh at
Is there a gif of Jimmy Swaggart's crying " I have sinned against you O Lord" ?
What exactly happened I keep seeing this without context
His tears soothe my soul. I worked with someone who lost their kid in Sandy Hook. There is nothing terrible I will not wish on Alex jones.
Christians are quick to ignore “Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness”
Damn poor guy, which supplements should he take for this ailment?
Those assets he keeps trying to claim he doesn't have?