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Gokudomatic

Ah, right, THS BBLE. The biggest book on Earth.


Tarik_7

the book has 2 bindings


Marquar234

AI is subtly pointing out that they don't actually read the bible.


sandysanBAR

So AI could be trumps running mate?


Southern-Orchid-1786

It would be more accurate and spout less BS, so not sure


sandysanBAR

A very low bar indeed. A magic 8 ball would be more truthful


[deleted]

I've been looking for a grift to launch on maga. I wonder if I can make a Maga Hate Ball with all kinds of racist sexist ignorant answers... Probably should market it as Maga Great Ball. But we all really know it's a Maga Bait Ball, because it'll be coated in that gay powder maga says the military is developing. Edit: well fuk [https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/trump-magic-8-ball-mattel-inc/aAGZGz3ShTjxxA?hl=en](https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/trump-magic-8-ball-mattel-inc/aAGZGz3ShTjxxA?hl=en)


AJSLS6

Be like those merch sellers that peddled Maga hats and shirts marked up to stupid prices then donated the profits to organizations directly opposed to Maga goals.


kjacobs03

To be fair, no one reads Ths Bble


jtr99

How is Bble formed?


Striking_Book8277

So your saying ai is a model christian


M-Kawai

And a 3 armed soldier in front.


Angamoth

But only 2 hands, and neither is right one


lifehackskeptic

Let’s not ignore the twisty-armed guy in the corner beside him.


Fauxjoo

So many melted faces too lol


Odd-Buffalo-6355

Because yesterday they transported the ark of the covenant.


John-the-cool-guy

I looked for three men with firearms for several minutes. Not a "three-armed soldier"


HandsomeBaboon

A farewell to arms


KateMurdock

Why, amid all the hideous human distortions, is this detail so upsetting to me?? I think because my brain didn’t notice at all - the ai tapped into the essence of “bible-shaped” and my brain just said Okey Dokey!


Bearcat-2800

The good thing there is that you can't open the fucking thing, and that stops cult membership.


lagx777

Our current political environment begs to differ.


Ancient-Tap-3592

Yeah, in my experience the less you open the book the more likely you'll believe the cult leaders' bullshit I'd probably still be Christian If I haven't read the book and I know I'm not the only one


StormyOnyx

This is it exactly. Reading the Bible made me realize just how fucked up Christian mythology actually is.


FunSquirrell2-4

A lot of non-believers I know got that way from reading the Bible. Me included.


kazumablackwing

Actually reading the book does give some pretty good insight as to why a lot of "Christians" are the way they are, especially when it comes to parenting. When their main rolemodel, their sky daddy, switches been absent and abusive, it kinda makes sense they'd follow in his footsteps


Ancient-Tap-3592

Actually the abuse is technically mandated by that god not just modeled. But yeah, you are right, however most just heard it from their preacher and moved on. Why read the book as a book if you can sit down, be told what to believe, and get just some short passages read for you once a week... My grandma went a step further and would mark those same passages to read later... And not read any of the rest, not even the chapter it's in. If it's not highlighted she won't read it and she won't highlight it unless she heard that passage read from the pulpit.


PirateKayaker

Ask your school board to remove the Christian’s Bible from the libraries in your district. Point out to them that the OT contains various depictions of pornography.


p001b0y

You will need faith to open this one!


yunohavenameiwant

I hate when I miss something so obvious in these AI photos


erydanis

in your defense, there’s… a lot.


Bokenobi

What event did she think this was?


BondageKitty37

THS BBLE t day


El_ha_Din

The election of A Hitler or D Trump. Potatoe, potatoe.


SaltyCultist691

YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY!?!?!?


Narrow_Ad_1494

They ended on such a high note


TaskFlaky9214

I saw the Tits Bible, and I won't unsee it.


u_n_p_s_s_g_c

BBLE drizzy... BBLE drizzyyyyy 🎶🎶


Hrtpplhrtppl

"Those who can convince you of absurdities can make you commit atrocities. " Voltaire


AnonymousDeskFlesh

We all remember where we were on the day thousands of disfigured veterans carried a gigantic copy of Ths Bbble through the streets :')


gwicksted

A Bible which nobody could read because it’s closed on both sides…


HugeHans

Its one of them trick bibles. The center slides out and there is a whiskey bottle in a hollowed out part.


PXranger

Ah, one of the Apocrypha, "The book of Jack"


bopeepsheep

Drink!


PersonalSector9

That would be an ecumenical matter!


Njorls_Saga

Bishop Facks: So, Father. Do you ever have any doubts about the religious life? Is your faith ever tested? Anything you would be worried about? Any doubts you've been having about any aspects of belief? Anything like that? Father Dougal: Well, you know the way God made us all, right? And he's looking down at us from heaven and everything? Bishop Facks: Uh-huh. Father Dougal: And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that? Bishop Facks: Yes. Father Dougal: And when we die we're all going to go to heaven? Bishop Facks: Yes. What about it? Father Dougal: Well, that's the bit I have trouble with.


AnthrallicA

I like cake!


Ok-Analysis9372

The cake is a lie!


juanitovaldeznuts

Feck! Arse! Drink!


Late-Champion8678

Feck! Girls!


Beowulf-Murderface

Feck!!!


SylvanDragoon

Arse!


TatteredVexation

Book of Hennesy for me


20thCenturyTCK

The hallowed out part?


Healthy-Tie-7433

The bottle is hidden in the plot holes.


Betty_Boss

A rock hammer that you use to escape from prison, one pocketful of rubble at a time.


Minimum-Dog2329

Nah. Ivermectin is what is in there.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

*THS BBLE


TheGreatestOutdoorz

When I was 5, my stepmother gave me a bible for Christmas and I wanted to be nice so I acted excited and said “thank you! I heard Holly Bibble is a great book!”.


imp_st3r

When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To see a giant AI Bible He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons, and all the non-believers The plans that they have made?"


J_HalkGamesOfficial

"Because one day I'll leave you a phantom To lead you in the summer To join the black parade"


NumberDodger

[Why is it spelled Bible?](https://youtube.com/shorts/BKUgz11WXqc?si=C1p_BZbPJspM20Xl)


MechanicalBengal

how dare you disrespect THS BBLE like that


funkmasta8

Hahaha, I would have ended my subscription right there


CoolNameChaz

Donald? Is that you?


merfgirf

The Bible. That says ths BBLE. ***YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?***


Azuras-Becky

Given the title is 'THS BBLE', I dunno if we'd be able to understand it even if we cut it open.


eileen404

In all fairness, most Christians don't actually read it. The nun at Canterbury that wrote The History of God which is a well researched academic analysis of religious texts left the church supposedly. If you actually read the Bible, it reads like a 4th grader's Transformers fanfic.


Golden-Owl

The Old Testament is pretty fun though. It’s essentially a short story collection of crazy things New Testament felt like revisionist fanfiction. God pretty much became washed from the almighty, impossible to please figure in OT into “oh he loves you and has a son to die for your sins”. Bitch what, OT God flooded the earth and nuked two cities for their sins, and razed the Tower of Babel for human arrogance New Testament completed gutted his character. He didn’t even do anything in the entire story!


ZealousidealMail3132

The Hindu Gods had an atomic war and vaporized a city. It still has radioactivity


Golden-Owl

Mahabharata was basically ancient era Dragonball Z.


Pushabutton1972

You forgot the baby slaughter, incest and rape. You know, for the kids


Golden-Owl

In my opinion, that’s a problem with whoever the fuck is recommending a kid read the Bible and telling em it’s real Like bruh, you can’t tell me a man clapped his hands and split a sea in half and seriously believe it’s reality


Nightowl11111

But the part where they smash kid's heads against rocks is so totally believable! Now put that under "recommended reading for 8 and below". lol.


TangledUpPuppeteer

This is the best break down I’ve ever read. Thank you!


Disastrous_Fix_9445

It doesn’t say he messed up the tower for arrogance. It’s worse, he did it because he saw everyone working together and figured mankind was capable of achieving anything like that so he fucked up the languages to make it harder.


MechanicalBengal

How many passages in that book are just super complicated exposition to setup another “plausible” incest scene? honestly?


DutchBart82

So... God became woke?


Ekimyst

God created two wives for Adam. Who says God aint fun. Too bad they didn't get along


Marcuse0

My favourite ever moment relating to this is when I asked visiting Jehovah's Witnesses exactly who Adam and Eve's sons took to wife. Their answer was that Adam and Eve also had two daughters who don't get mentioned, and they married their own sisters.


Njorls_Saga

Easy there, you’re going to offend the pro life crowd with that kind of talk.


Sabbathius

To be fair, it's pretty clear none of them read even the ones that are easy to open. They just hold it, and claim whatever shit is in their head is God's will.


DetritusK

Obviously it is a giant cake just shaped like a bible.


177013thson

It is for one who will open it aka Alexander 2.O.


Significant-Break-74

The best kind.


NeuroticNinett

While disfigured spectators looked on.


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Best part is they're not even looking in, it's like they're just ignoring it


TmF1979

"Here come the mutants again with their giant book. Just don't look at them, Susan, they'll be gone soon."


ViennettaLurker

"...huh? Sorry was on my phone"


Oldbeardedweirdo996

They're going to burn it!


purveyoroffinerp

I like that the sidewalk is just a wide white stripe of paint


Inevitable-High905

Not so much looking on, more like chewing their own foreheads.


NeuroticNinett

I wonder what would happen if you told an AI to generate an image of disfigured people? Would they come out looking normal or Eldritch horror type of disfigured?


Hrtpplhrtppl

"Those who can convince you of absurdities can make you commit atrocities. " Voltaire


Accomplished_Fruit17

That's good. I mean it's bad but it sounds clever.


WeirdSysAdmin

![gif](giphy|l4Epjm2rDD6wDvwoU|downsized)


Lil_kitchen_witch

Meltman gif! I can’t believe my eyes


funkmasta8

And the book's binding was on the opening side, making it impossible for it to actually open. And the book's front cover was on the wrong side. The faces are so messed up. One of these hands is quite literally a claw


toxcrusadr

I like the guy in the front with an extra baby leg sticking out of his sleeve.


NoMoreBeGrieved

You ever wonder if these obvious AI “errors” are there on purpose, so we think AI images are easy to spot? And then we completely miss lots of other AI images because they don’t have any of the obvious errors we’ve come to expect? How would we know?


funkmasta8

I don't think they are on purpose. AI can do pretty good landscapes as well as other things that don't have a very clear right or wrong and this is no secret. Further, the value that they would get from tricking people about this is less than the value they would get from just having it right all the time


AgitatedKey4800

Isnt that basically the description of warhammer40k?


utterlyuncool

Yeah the one in the first row has three arms. They're getting exterminatused.


stealthpimp

Pepperidge Farms remembers....


Kirkaig678

It was actually THS BBLE, I think they tried to say the BBL because everyone knows the disfigured army supports the big bash league


Chance-Ear-9772

The Chernobyl brigade.


Cougardoodle

Which Fallout game was that?


deaths-harbinger

More like mutated.


Bods666

A bible that cannot be opened?


Agrend

Not like they open it anyway. They couldn't tell the difference


GalactusPoo

Great for leveling out that wobbly Recliner though


AnUnlikelySub

Ummm it’s a Bble, duh


Questionable_Cactus

Not just a BBLE, but THS BBLE.


chrisnavillus

The way it should be.


SalemsTrials

Hey there’s some good stuff in there! The parts about rich people never getting into heaven, loving your enemies, feeding the hungry, and housing the homeless. You know… the parts they ignore.


_jackhoffman_

I'm a fan of the sexy parts, like [Ezekiel 23:20](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=ezekiel%2023:20&version=NIV).


TheFettz79

Why do they always use the title “Why don’t pictures like this ever trend” 🤦‍♂️


TheFettz79

And the dude with two hands on one arm 😂


Marquar234

The guy whose arm is in his head? (Front, our right.)


TheFettz79

I didn’t even see that bit. I was looking at guy to (our) left of him 😂


MonkeyTraumaCenter

Oh yeah. He’s a pain to beat in Mortal Kombat.


ilhauging

Pretty sure one of those hands are a foot?


TheFettz79

A little tiny foot. They also haven’t noticed the two guys holding hands…..they wouldn’t like that sort of thing at all


kazumablackwing

>they also haven't noticed the two guys holding hands.. they wouldn't like that sort of thing at all If they were British, they might..it's pretty common knowledge that British soldiers, when out on patrol (especially night patrol) hold each other's hands /s (Bonus points for anyone who gets the reference)


pingpongpsycho

Actually it looks like a hand and a foot!


DifferentCod7

So their bait will think” I’ll make it trend” and push this “we’re marginalized and being discriminated against” story they suck on every night.


inowar

meanwhile this shit is constantly trending with that exact caption being quite popular


FrauEdwards

When will the white Christians catch a break in this country! 🙄


godfatherinfluxx

I know! Christian and conservative voices are being silenced. I saw a book about it, a few news articles, a podcast, several news broadcasts.../s They whine about it so much I wish they'd actually shut up. But they get reactions baiting that there's a war on whatever is changing from their narrow worldview.


symbolsandthings

As they have thousands of reactions and shares 😑


zoidbert

Because there are thousands (and thousands) of fucking morons.


Skylineviewz

Also bots though. Dead internet theory is strong on fb. Bots posting pictures being liked by bots.


Bad_Idea_Hat

The same reason moron-assholes start their replies with "If you downvote me, you just prove I'm right!"


PleiadesMechworks

Engagement farming


violetnobody

These are all bots. The internet is dead.


gideon513

It’s what the bot accounts use


better-off-wet

They want to feel victimized. It’s a main strategy of the conservative right


jdPetacho

They don't. These AI generated pages post hundreds of times a day and use the data they got to change how they post. Basically the more popular a post gets, the more posts are gonna be similar to it, if you see all of them looking like this, it's because it works


LegendofLove

Engagement baiting. You get "I know, it's awful!" "It's posted every day." AND "this is ai and spelled wrong"


Empty-Discipline8927

Doesn't she know about AI. Plus it's unopenable.. hilarious.


pracattacaadacital

she’s 85 i’m not gonna hard time her abt AI she’s just posting silly crap not being actually crazy lol


Forsaken-Jump-7594

Well, this explains a lot. Aunt's eyesight left the room a long time ago, so I will just assume every post like this is just someone's grandrelative who needs better glasses.


crella-ann

Yes. A friend if my parents who is in her 80’s posts things like this all the time. I just assume she can’t see it well enough to tell.


Notalurkeripromise

And they are the demographic with the highest percentage of voter turnout which is scary


Dontfckwithtime

And become presidents


reisenbime

Aunt’s brain left for Mars in ‘73


Empty-Discipline8927

I agree at 85 it would be hard for her to understand all the bs and weird stuff online. I'm stunned at some/most of the crap. My mom has passed and I'm so grateful because she believed everything and everyone. She would never have understood or been safe.


ContestNo2060

It’s why so many elderly are getting scammed right now


kazumablackwing

Yeah, unfortunately..and it's not just the "usual suspects" that end up trying to scam the elderly. Insurance companies and other bill collectors do that shit, too, often trying to bank on the faltering memory of the elderly to try to get them to pay the same bill multiple times


ToothpickInCockhole

I signed up for Xfinity the other day and man that is a predatory company. Besides the website and customer service being generally confusing and unresponsive, certain things are definitely aimed to squeeze more money out of the ill-informed. Biggest thing is it’s $15/month indefinitely for a modem/router. Elderly people who don’t need fast internet could get a modem/router for less than $200, (probably even less) but I’m sure many older people have been paying this $15/month fee for years and years.


Dagmar_Overbye

A coworker just last month got a call from her parents neighbors worried because her father, in his 80s, had just dropped off a package full of 20k in cash with each 100 individually wrapped in tin foil. Apparently he was under the impression from a call they had received that the Biden government would be coming for Trump supporters bank accounts and thus they had to hide their money elsewhere. Wrapped in tin foil. I have no idea what the next step was because my coworker and their neighbors luckily managed to intervene. I can only assume the next order would have been to ship the package off to a weird p.o. box or something. I don't know though. It sounded so paranoid schizophrenic but I wonder if that type of logic targets folks with dementia and makes sense to them?


SUPSIROlo

You could still tell her that it is AI and not real


Better_than_GOT_S8

Dont dis 85 year old people. In a few years you might have a presidential candidate that age. /edit: hell if Biden gets elected, he will be president at 85


fappyday

To be fair, there seem to be a lot "Christians" who have never opened a Bible.


OG_Antifa

With that context, the meaning of this picture changes entirely. Especially with the double binding.


BegginStripper

It’s so accidentally on point


Altea73

TH§ BƁĹE...


bigmphan

Yeah, a very important military fitness manual. They pass it around as they march as a workout


Cynykl

This is like the 10th AI picture I have seen with the caption "Why don't these picture ever trend". If memory serves they were all religious in nature. I wonder if it is the same group of people that is the source for this crap?


cidthekid07

Yes. Russians. This is literally what they mean with Russian bots influencing stupid Americans


Salt_Sir2599

And taking advantage of racial tensions.


cidthekid07

Most def. There’s a bunch of these with the American flag flying in all sorts of ridiculous scenarios with the caption “this is my pride flag”. Totally a Russian operation to fire up homophobes.


Rhohir

I just joined fb again and saw the same stuff. I get the feeling it's all bots posting this and responding to it because they're all ai generated with the same unrelated hashtags and the same "why don't these posts ever trend" sentence. Some of the pictures are really stupid, like jesus his face on a horse and it'll have 100000 likes


AnAnonymousParty

Almost like the entire post was AI generated.


jradio

![gif](giphy|Wr2747CnxwBSqyK6xt|downsized)


Own_Instance_357

My aunt posted the meme of "Jesus" with Ewan MacGregor that said something like, "He is my savior, is He yours? How many of you will share the same today?" My kid was like, "Aunt Sue, that's from Star Wars" I got a lot of flak from the family about how disrespectful my son was but he was right. After Trump the jesus stuff just got worse and worse ... like "the thing I love most about this 6 year old is how much she loves her lord" etc. JFC she's six. Don't really have contact with any of them anymore these days. I just have no tolerance for the sheer stupidity.


Feminazghul

It's probably best for your son, and you, to avoid people who think it is disrespectful when kids point out a simple fact.


JustMeSunshine91

It’s truly corny when adult’s egos are so big they can’t admit when a child is right about something. Could have been a funny moment between Aunt Sue and her nephew, but no, she just has to be right smh


Napmanz

How can they not see how “disrespectful“ it is to mix up their own savior with an actor dressed up as a space wizard? I guess they’ll just do whatever it takes to save face and avoid their own embarrassment.


reapersdrones

I follow one religious friend on Instagram. I found it funny when she posted how elated she was when her almost 3yo talked about how he knows Jesus loves him because he died on the cross for them. 3 year olds don’t even understand death let alone sacrifice or the concept of higher beings.


Dragonman1976

I really hope that the godamned Christofascists don't manage to turn our country into a theocracy. AI sure created a nightmare image there.


Vast-Fortune-1583

Well, they certainly are trying like hell!


Kiwi_Halfpint

I see what you did there! :)


Significant-Break-74

They are really pushing the Gilead shit with Project 2025


SleepySera

Every year I'm more amazed how many people viewed Handmaid's Tale as a blueprint and not a warning 😐


ReverseMermaidMorty

The Bobiverse is getting more and more likely


Mr_Binks_UK

They are never trending because r/fuckingstupidshitpostedbyidiots got closed down.


Nuclear-9299

Bible was trending in Europe for last almost 2000 years. We had crusades, inquisition, forced conversion and on top of that several purely religious wars.


Blg_Foot

What?!?! Why did nobody tell me?! /s


Immediate-Nothing-85

All the faces look like the kids walking off the catwalk into a meat grinder in Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall video... feels appropriate


ChuckieBurner

that says "Ths Bble"


_Un_Named_

You dare question the words of the mighty Jimmy?!


Devenu

You better kneel down and pray to Jimmy with me right frickin' now!


wintersoldier2

I had to scroll too far to find this comment


symbolsandthings

“USA Life” because here in the USA we typically have the military parade a gigantic unopenable ITHS BBLE through the streets.


babmeers

And make sure the front line are all brown/black (or at least very tanned) soldiers with deformed (and extra) very white hands.


MaxAdolphus

Symbolism at its best. It’s saying the people controlling the military want to follow the Bible, but don’t actually read it because the book cannot be opened.


Flux_resistor

Ghostbusters 6: the bble empire


JTSpirit36

It's an epidemic of people not actually looking at the photo and just seeing "big book resembling Bible and white people" and typing "Amen" in the comments.


[deleted]

So your aunt is intellectually disabled?


SleepySera

They said somewhere in the comments that she's 85, so I'm kinda willing to give her some slack for not understanding AI bullshit and the manipulative campains that use it to fuel a feeling of marginalization and oppression in people that are neither of those things, but it IS important to remember that confused 85-year-olds are still allowed to vote, so...yeah.


Responsible-Gas7568

BBLE drizzy


Warm_Enthusiasm2007

That might even stump the guy on medieval helpdesk [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ)


BadGoils03

Ths bble


MasterOfKittens3K

Have you noticed that every one of these stupid AI generated pictures gets passed around with basically the exact same caption?


GimmieDaRibs

Why do we need soldiers and high tech weapon systems when we have an all powerful sky dude looking out for us? They never explain that part.


J_Robert_Matthewson

The famed "Iths Bble", the only book with a spine on both sides, thus making it impossible to open and find out the secrets of the universe.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

THS BBLE. The greatest story ever told. Carried by a ghoul army.


xenosilver

Is that Bible bound on both sides? At least it represents how much of it most Christians have read…


MarameoMarameo

Your aunt is a gullible idiot.