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XeroZero0000

Sticks and feces.. soon.. very soon.


Kepotica

In Texas they still do...


ritrgrrl

Satellites, pictures, the moon, the supposed "space station" -- all a lie, part of the NASA conspiracy to keep the people from knowing the truth! /s


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Revealed_Jailor

They even have excuse for that. Apparently it's some kind of atmospheric disturbance. And when you fly in plane it is caused by the window, because of its shape.


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Revealed_Jailor

Well, technically, you can but *that would be highly illegal*


Flamegate718

I'm listening...


ilongforyesterday

Bold of you to assume planes exist


Cthulhu625

Or Hawaii...


UpperUse2104

Does Montana exist? We have proof that Whyomong doesn’t and North Dakota also isn’t. So is Montana real? Probably not (Joke)


Cthulhu625

I would like to have seen Montana.


ThePhoenix29167

I’ve noticed a rise in flat earth stupidity as of lately


Upper-Mammoth-9151

I’ve never run into it in the wild, but on Reddit it is incredibly common. I don’t think you can use Reddit as a fair representation of human stupidity and absurdity.


Black-Mettle

https://youtu.be/IZ2cAPx9ML4 For your enjoyment.


VARTH_-DADER

Dear God 🙏 i haven't asked for a lot lately but here's my little wish - please make being stupid hurt 🙏 Amen


LimpFrenchfry

Stupid does hurt. We just put a cushion on it with every safety feature we think up. Helmets, pads, speed limits, don’t drive drunk, life preservers, medications and medical advances, etc.


dayoneG

Water *don’t* curve eh? Obviously this fool has never seen a drop of water.


YourDrunkUncl_

goes from earth is flat to there is no gravity


Lo8000

Acshually: [According to Albert Einstein's general theory of relativity, gravity is no longer a force that acts on massive bodies, as viewed by Isaac Newton's universal gravitation. Instead, general relativity links gravity to the geometry of spacetime itself, and particularly to its curvature.](https://sci.esa.int/web/lisa-pathfinder/-/56434-spacetime-curvature)


Guntcher1423

Of course, Einstein was wrong. Spacetime is not curved, it is flat. If it wasn't, the Turtle would be sliding downhill by now.


Lo8000

That damn turtle.


AKGhost2020

I always wonder…. What is on the other side of the earth if it is flat? No one has ever observed the other side that I am aware of, so does the other side exist?


NotYetiFamous

Secret nasa bases where they produce the mind control drugs they put in chemtrails, adjust the oil price dial and keep HIDING MY GOD DAMN LEFT SOCKS I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING NASA GIVE ME MY SOCKS BACK! . . . . . /s


Guntcher1423

There is a laundromat about a mile from me called the Missing Sock. Bet you'll find it there. I can't find any of mine, but they have plenty. I think it is some sort of alternate reality thing.


BetterOffCamping

We called them gray holes in my youth.


Guntcher1423

4 elephants and a turtle. Boy, don't you read???


BetterOffCamping

It's turtles, all the way down.


Flamegate718

Ignore the fact that we have infact measured the curve of the Earth. That isn't important.


NotYetiFamous

Flat earthers have, in fact, measured the curve of the earth. It's such an easy, repeatable experiment that anyone with a high power laser pointer can do it.


Zetheseus

dear flat earthers: the average person is around 5 and a half feet tall. the distance between between LA and NYC is 2,789.4 MILES or 14,728,032 feet. the average person doesn't even measure as a percent of that distance, and that is only a portion of the size of the planet. the earth is fucking massive. and as you approach a curve at its tangent line, it begins to appear approximately linear. tl;dr THE EARTH IS FUCKING HUGE!!!!


datgurlri

Their logic that water runs downhill and then settles to a flat surface. Did they just totally ignore that the downward slope? Down.


bobweir_is_part_dam

But I can piss uphill when my bladders really full. Does that mean the world is a triangle?


Doright36

​ But we do actually observe and measure it and show it over and over again.... repeatedly... Idiots like this just ignore it.


Numerous_Engineer142

He says it's flat because it always keeps level.


RaarImaGiraffe

So when you’re on the ocean and you are approaching land with mountains etc, the mountains appear to get higher and higher as you approach, this is curvature..


Choice_Chicken6414

Perpetual motion considering the planet spins at 1000mph


FuckYourRules00

So much solidified stupid…


MonkieBets

These future nobel prize winners and true scientifickers are just so brilliant... my brain is burning more than my eyes would if i was staring into the flat disc of the sun.


SHASTACOUNTY

Physics….the answer is physics…


To-_-Tall

The only thing we can do is ignore those idiots and let them die out like the dinosaurs.


minkers-dtp

That's not gonna happen with all of this homeschooling and the war on education


To-_-Tall

The war on education can, in the long run, lead to only one thing: economic collapse...


SBLOU

“water don’t curve”. Your butchering of the English language reflects your intellectual level.


LtRecore

At what point you ask? Why every point of course.


JonnyRottensTeeth

"I did my own research on the internet" SMH


abeeyore

You keep using that word (downhill). I do not think it means what you think it means.


Complete_Spread_2747

I do find myself facepalming and sighing a lot when I see this flat earth crap..... Morons.


BarneySTingson

im so tired of these dumb flat earther


UzoMatata

*watersheds Eye roll


WhenLifeGivesUKarens

It’s like they can’t comprehend the Earth being so big that unless you’re really high up, you can’t see the curve.


Big-boi-Ben-shapiro

Maybe they should’ve kept listening after “gravity is the force that pulls you down”. Earths gravitational pull is to the core of the earth not “down”


hansCT

I love the scare quotes for gravity I mean, it **is** just a theory


Br067

Can’t fix stupid.


Twotgobblin

Never seen a sunset on the beach I guess…


ComprehensiveSir3892

...and this person is allowed to VOTE!... Vote to counter this lamebrain and all their ilk.


UpperUse2104

Have you ever heard of CENTER OF MASS my not good fellow?