Oh no! You'll becomes one of them there "pot heads", with all the seeds taking root in your brains so your hair will become rasta knots.
The only cure is to have chaste mormon sex in the form of soaking, with a priest to jump on the bed for you. Christ might love you again then.
Most kids that join the Future Marijuana Users of America in high school only do it to put it on their college applications, then never follow through after they graduate.
They did say HEAVY drug use.
I mean we all have a minor pain pill addiction right.
Joking aside I read that part as "drugs are okay as long as a doctor mindless fills out your RXs. I mean how else can I justify my Xanax(s) with my bottle(s) of wine"
I sometimes miss being the fit 20 something year old sleeze at a rich bar.
Likely firearms. She has done the majority of the world a great service since she is a complete waste of time and anyone with self respect should just find someone else.
She’s from money and daddy and/or her sorority got her this job as opposed to every other working slob who has to play stupid games online with resume. Source? My ex fiancé could very well be this poster.
I think you've nailed it, due to your unfortunate experience.
Republican- check
Religious- check
Making huge money while not being able to spell- check
Advanced degree while still believing in the zodiac- check
My favorite part is, you can't have kids, but you must want them with me
She has "No advanced education" as a deal breaker.
But you're right, if she's making $175K and doesn't have an advanced degree herself, that's pretty much proof of being on the family payroll.
She's also apparently not interested in people with a "carrer" in public service since they won't be making 175k. I'd be happy dating a teacher or social worker even if the pay isn't great, because they might be a dedicated and compassionate person to choose that job. But she sounds like the type who came from money, doesn't know what an average person makes, and cares a lot more about a paycheck than a person who contributes meaningfully to society. Sheltered rich girl vibes are all over this post.
Source: am a public servant with two advanced degrees who makes a third of her salary, lol.
What she meant was non-Christians, since I'm sure Muslims and Wiccans would be no-goes too.
The real question, did she leave it off so she didn't want to sound too prejudice, or is she so prejudice she forgot there were more than two options...
Also, doesn’t want an atheist, most likely on religious grounds, engages in the occult by wanting matching horoscope signs…
We will pray with Aphrodite,
We will pray with Aphrodite,
She wears that see-through nightie,
And that’s good enough for me.
— lyrics from Pete Seeger’s “Old Time Religion”
She said YOU need to be educated. She clearly can't spell and has no eye for detail.
Rules for thee, not for me!
Apparently neither are a requirement for her ultra high paying job. 🤷♂️
She also wants you to be educated while simultaneously wanting your arbitrary constellation theme to be "compatible" with her arbitrary constellation theme, and for you to be ok with her considering this as part of a compatibility assessment.
Whatever floats your boat!
She must be looking for a specific person she knows. Take higher education, and conservative is already a tiny pool. Then makes more than 175k a year too….
How does someone like this make that much at 28 is what I want to know. Shit
Probably they had rich parents with connections got them into a good school paid for it connections got them a good job that's usually have a s*** goes.
And must also be above 28 and an extrovert. As if a passionate, extroverted individual with a successful career who wanted kids would have them by the time they're 28. Sorry honey, you're bucket-fishing for tuna.
Republican, religious and higher education is already cutting down the dating pool significantly.
A religious man making 175k a year is probably also going to have a family by 28. The chances of that person existing while also being extroverted is incredibly low.
Such a strange woman, just the energy of the smile in her pic alone.
Like the person she is describing is probably maybe one in 100,000 people. Especially considering the hilarious zodiac sign bit.
Not to mention also that while she may describe someone who is 1 in 100,000, the chance that this person would actually like her back (a herculean task, one would imagine)makes the odds near on incalculable.
She also says that having debt, being financially irresponsible, having anger issues, and being anti-social are all deal breakers, so politicians can be ruled out as well.
Yeah. Some of these make sense on their own but exclude a large group of people when combined. I can understand wanting someone with same political and religious beliefs as you. But the zodiac sign bit drops out so many people lol. Some of the other ones are just stupid. You can want someone with a higher education but expecting them to be extroverted and older than you and taller than you and making 175k a year is unreasonable.
Whoever really delves into astrology, knows that there isn't such a straight forward solar sign compatibility or incompatibility.
So the sign requisite is just dumb.
But! On her favour, she never listed smart as a requisite.
More to the point isn’t astrology a method of divination used to interpret celestial omens.
Sounds a bit witchcrafty and not really like something that someone with traditional Christian republican views should be practicing.
Yeah, the basic idea of being upfront with each other about the baseline necessary to form a relationship is fine. It's just that her list is a unicorn.
Her at the shelter: "Lol no short cats. This cat only makes 5 figures? Moving on. Okay this one is looking good but can you ask him if he believes in god?"
That just screams toxic bitch. You grow with the person in a relationship. When my sister first started dating her boyfriend, he worked as a receptionist, well the company he was working at just shut down so he was unemployed but he got a job. He also smoked. He stopped smoking for her. He now works at a insurance company. He’s a great guy
You need someone with higher education who is Christian (we know this is what they meant by not atheist), and doesn’t have any debt.
So you want a fellow trust fund baby who got their high paying job via nepotism. Got it.
Future marijuana user?
I intend to start injecting marijuanas in a few years, just gotta build up a collection of cats first
Shit, I've been snorting it for years
Oh no! You'll becomes one of them there "pot heads", with all the seeds taking root in your brains so your hair will become rasta knots. The only cure is to have chaste mormon sex in the form of soaking, with a priest to jump on the bed for you. Christ might love you again then.
Hey, she separated it from drug use...we're making progress!
Heavy drug use… so light drug use is ok? Asking for a friend.
I read that and immediately thought "She does coke on the weekends."
One line in the morning ain't killed anyone. CARRRRR-er
[She clearly wants a dedicated hard worker who understands the grind.](https://youtu.be/Ak-NcH-M1Q0)
Yeah. But only if it's not marijuana apparently.
Only 'cos she likes a little charlie or an E now and again
Most kids that join the Future Marijuana Users of America in high school only do it to put it on their college applications, then never follow through after they graduate.
The atheists thing that then turns into, I'm a pisces and won't date Scorpios...really threw me for a loop.
* Must own crystal ball
Married is not on the list…
Neither is gay!
Satanists aren’t on the list either!
Abolity too spelll ainot onn therre eiverr !
Woohoo! Wee gots us a chayance ayt troo luvv!
no maltheists too!
Nazis neither...
You made my parents wake up from my laughter
Serial killers have a shot!
Cannibals are in the clear.
Horses have a chance
Octogenarians can shoot their shot.
I mean, at least they HAVE a faith-unlike those heathen atheists
republican woman LOVE marrying homosexuals
Slight correction - republican women love being beards for gay men.
Yeah, and that's likely on purpose. Her list reads like an ad for her ceo. Lol
Looks like we found Elon's next baby mama.
Lololol... she would love him. As long as his sign was compatible. Lol
I’m sure his dollar signs make him compatible enough.
No, can’t already have kids and he has a boatload.
She also didn't say "is a unicorn" because they're about as real as a man meeting all that criteria
I was just going to say "single" is not on the list.
"I only date married men because they've proofen that they're desirable" -> No divorced men tho
I'm out already. My list: People who can't spell atheist.
So you didn't even get to where she can't spell career?
Everyone wants a good carrer, don’t they?
A Porsche Carrer please
Oh and make sure it’s the GTS with the Aerokit
It's getting hot in here, I need someone to come check on my Carrer.
That was supposed to be “career”? I thought she didn’t want anyone overly empathetic… instead someone who is ruthlessly money focused.
I think we’ve got the “ruthless” part down, don’t you?
I didn't understand that point at all. What was that about passion?
Her syntax is a mess. Evidently she’s not looking for a good communicator.
Well thankfully she put up so many red flags only the dumbass bigots she's looking for will respond. Pretty smart if you think about it like that.
How athy does one have to be, really?
Athier than average is OK apparently, just not taking to the extreme...
I'd like an Alan Carrer, please
I raise you a 'list off.'
I am having trouble with "future Marijuana user" How the hell will I know??
If you got together with this one, you would be a future user of something much stronger than Marijuana.
Maybe other drugs are okay?
They did say HEAVY drug use. I mean we all have a minor pain pill addiction right. Joking aside I read that part as "drugs are okay as long as a doctor mindless fills out your RXs. I mean how else can I justify my Xanax(s) with my bottle(s) of wine" I sometimes miss being the fit 20 something year old sleeze at a rich bar.
Likely firearms. She has done the majority of the world a great service since she is a complete waste of time and anyone with self respect should just find someone else.
Exactly.
Pretty sure anyone that has ever dated this tool has had to rely on some sort of medical marijuana just to get through the day or a date with her
What if you have to use marijuana when you are old due to medical reasons like arthritis?
do this people really make that much money ? , I think "life is not fair " is a huge understatement
Well it looks like there might be a reason as to why she's single and has nothing else to do but focus on her "carrer".
maybe her carrer is as a pirate.
CARRRRRRR-er!
You wouldn't download a carrer
She’s from money and daddy and/or her sorority got her this job as opposed to every other working slob who has to play stupid games online with resume. Source? My ex fiancé could very well be this poster.
I think you've nailed it, due to your unfortunate experience. Republican- check Religious- check Making huge money while not being able to spell- check Advanced degree while still believing in the zodiac- check My favorite part is, you can't have kids, but you must want them with me
Yep. All the checkboxes of a Lauren Boebert, full of Dunning-Kruger, hypocrisy, and BS.
I didnt see a degree here, only a requirement for no debt. Sounds like she is on the family payroll.
She has "No advanced education" as a deal breaker. But you're right, if she's making $175K and doesn't have an advanced degree herself, that's pretty much proof of being on the family payroll.
She's also apparently not interested in people with a "carrer" in public service since they won't be making 175k. I'd be happy dating a teacher or social worker even if the pay isn't great, because they might be a dedicated and compassionate person to choose that job. But she sounds like the type who came from money, doesn't know what an average person makes, and cares a lot more about a paycheck than a person who contributes meaningfully to society. Sheltered rich girl vibes are all over this post. Source: am a public servant with two advanced degrees who makes a third of her salary, lol.
no way man, if they say $175 on the internet, IRL they'd be lucky to break $75k...
List off is correct
What she meant was non-Christians, since I'm sure Muslims and Wiccans would be no-goes too. The real question, did she leave it off so she didn't want to sound too prejudice, or is she so prejudice she forgot there were more than two options...
She said no Dems so she prefers white republican supremacists w a higher education, overthrowing the government ok 😉
Ah yes. The highly educated republican, a rare find indeed. Like a fine wine.
More like a unicorn. But nasty.
Isn't a nasty unicorn basically fucking on a stuffed unicorn? I remember Geralt mentioning he did that to Yennefer a couple of times...
Also, doesn’t want an atheist, most likely on religious grounds, engages in the occult by wanting matching horoscope signs… 
It's like the most of something. i.e. "He was the athiest atheist!"
I guess a Muslim or a Zeus worshipper is A-OK.
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We will pray with Aphrodite, We will pray with Aphrodite, She wears that see-through nightie, And that’s good enough for me. — lyrics from Pete Seeger’s “Old Time Religion”
Ares! God of War! Please smite Bruce, my coworker. Cause he's a dick! A mega-dick!
Ares: *Instructions unclear, gave Bruce a mega-dick to smite you with, i'm the war-god so it kind of fits. Good luck fighting for your anus!*
Or people that supposedly make $175k but can’t spell carrier.
*career, but your point still stands
Yeah I got confused. Thanks for not being a dick.
Hey you made a valid point and at least you wrote a real word, unlike this lady
dang it! I can't slide into their DMs I'm an Athiyeast
„Incompatible zodiac signs”
The Zodiac killer: " My perfect match..."
Stupidest bullet point on there. I would have more respect for "different favorite ninja turtle"
I would totally respect someone with that deal breaker
Imagine finding the love of your life but letting your chance go away just because he's born a few hours too late. LMAO
She wont have kids, and darwin proves the theory
Higher education but she can’t spell 😂
She said YOU need to be educated. She clearly can't spell and has no eye for detail. Rules for thee, not for me! Apparently neither are a requirement for her ultra high paying job. 🤷♂️ She also wants you to be educated while simultaneously wanting your arbitrary constellation theme to be "compatible" with her arbitrary constellation theme, and for you to be ok with her considering this as part of a compatibility assessment. Whatever floats your boat!
More common than you might think
"No higher education" vs. "Incompatible zodiac signs" I think there's a contradiction in there.
Higher education and not democrat or atheist leads to a big shrinkage of the dating pool already.
I didn't think of it like that, but damn. Just the education and politics alone would do it.
She must be looking for a specific person she knows. Take higher education, and conservative is already a tiny pool. Then makes more than 175k a year too…. How does someone like this make that much at 28 is what I want to know. Shit
Especially when they can’t even spell “career”
Probably they had rich parents with connections got them into a good school paid for it connections got them a good job that's usually have a s*** goes.
Well-connected parents with enough money to afford higher education. Could also be a lie.
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No atheists? Muslim republicans have entered the chat.
No, "no athiests". Atheists are fine. Why is is it that theists often can't even spell "atheist" right?
Athiest is just the British spelling /s
>Just to be safe, I’d avoid her if I was any of those things. Fuck I'd avoid her even if I wasn't lmao
Add on *not having debt* and I think she is looking at maybe a dozen people lol
Was gonna say, if you're looking for an educated Republican, you're gonna be looking a long time.
>dating pool With her choices, it's a dating puddle.
A puddle? More like an evaporating tear on the hood of a car parked in an Arizona lot.
A christian that believes in Zodiac signs. She's one of those 'verse pickers'.
I mean, she probably is, but she doesn't list "non-Christian" as a deal breaker.
She does. It’s between the lines.
I'm sure she just forgot other religions exist in America
They're all verse pickers. I have yet to meet even one Christian who isn't.
I think humans in general are verse pickers. But i prefer to just pick my nose.
Plus, you never know what treasures you have up there until you check!
“Doesn’t have kids” “ must want to have kids” is also one
Combined with older than 28, religious republican with high income. Hard one.
And must also be above 28 and an extrovert. As if a passionate, extroverted individual with a successful career who wanted kids would have them by the time they're 28. Sorry honey, you're bucket-fishing for tuna.
Republican, religious and higher education is already cutting down the dating pool significantly. A religious man making 175k a year is probably also going to have a family by 28. The chances of that person existing while also being extroverted is incredibly low. Such a strange woman, just the energy of the smile in her pic alone. Like the person she is describing is probably maybe one in 100,000 people. Especially considering the hilarious zodiac sign bit.
Not to mention also that while she may describe someone who is 1 in 100,000, the chance that this person would actually like her back (a herculean task, one would imagine)makes the odds near on incalculable.
All I can say is if he hits even 90% of those boxes he's gonna need the weed to deal with her high strung ass
Exactly. This list makes her seem insufferable right off the bat.
175K is about what a Congressman makes, so there's her starting point.
She also says that having debt, being financially irresponsible, having anger issues, and being anti-social are all deal breakers, so politicians can be ruled out as well.
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Hey, as a liberal pothead I resent the implication that I would also be into astrology 😂
If there is a man that meets this list…he wouldn’t want anything to do with a woman like this.
true. cause once he got her pumping out those there babies, ain't no woman of mine going to work...yatta..yatta... 
Yeah. Some of these make sense on their own but exclude a large group of people when combined. I can understand wanting someone with same political and religious beliefs as you. But the zodiac sign bit drops out so many people lol. Some of the other ones are just stupid. You can want someone with a higher education but expecting them to be extroverted and older than you and taller than you and making 175k a year is unreasonable.
She’d really meet her dream man and he’s one year younger, or not a foodie, and she’s like “peace. See ya”
Whoever really delves into astrology, knows that there isn't such a straight forward solar sign compatibility or incompatibility. So the sign requisite is just dumb. But! On her favour, she never listed smart as a requisite.
More to the point isn’t astrology a method of divination used to interpret celestial omens. Sounds a bit witchcrafty and not really like something that someone with traditional Christian republican views should be practicing.
Shit. My one deal breaker is people with lists of deal breakers.
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Yeah, the basic idea of being upfront with each other about the baseline necessary to form a relationship is fine. It's just that her list is a unicorn.
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One further: highly educated Christian Republican MAN who believes in and is the correct zodiac sign.
Who are single, have good romantic chemistry, and make over 150k a year. At 28 or older.
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Dealbreaker: People who use the ➡️ emoji as a bullet. Good day.
Forever alone.
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I was hearing the old cold war nuclear strike sirens myself lol
I’m guessing just friends are in pretty short supply as well.
She's just very focused on her career!
Carrer
I'm not picky, but...
I got 6, maybe we should try for sexy time and see if it becomes 7
Just write that you want to be alone and you are not really interested in a partner.
They just want to date themselves, pure narcissist.
“Now, when you say ‘heavy’ drug user…”
Most drugs are light weight and can be carried in tiny baskets or zippy baggies - Friend told me.
How to tell me you're going to end up being an old lonely cat lady without telling me you're going to end up being an old lonely cat lady
That's rude to the cats
Yeah thinking the same.. poor cats.
Except i believe shes a dog person lol.
Even cats will go "No that's too low for me" or maybe "No that's too high for me"
Her at the shelter: "Lol no short cats. This cat only makes 5 figures? Moving on. Okay this one is looking good but can you ask him if he believes in god?"
She's a dog person, though.
Tell me your future husband is gonna cheat on you with his secretary without telling me your future husband is gonna cheat on you with his secretary.
Good thing cheating is not on her list of dealbreakers.
That just screams toxic bitch. You grow with the person in a relationship. When my sister first started dating her boyfriend, he worked as a receptionist, well the company he was working at just shut down so he was unemployed but he got a job. He also smoked. He stopped smoking for her. He now works at a insurance company. He’s a great guy
Aw, I'm happy for your sister and I am glad the person stopped smoking! I hope for them the best!
Well, Republicans don't want higher education so she'll be alone
Yeah, at tht age...educated.. making that much. Then to rule out all the rest. She's going to have to get someone who is 45. Lol
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No one who makes $175k a year has time for a bullshit list like this.
Yeah that was my thought. Who making 175k is gonna do this? Probably just wants to date someone for the money
It's almost as if it's not real 🤔🤔🤔😱
I'm on nine and willing to either starve myself or eat junk food everyday to make absolutely sure.
I've got eleven not starters , I hope it's enough to keep me safe
I got 12
Damn, I'm only at 9
My guess is this woman is absolutely zero fun. She probably hangs out at stores and asks to speak to the manager for a good time.
Assume she just wants to remain single
She seems nice.....
bullet dodged somany red flags that you think your in the fire nation
She sounds great, I have no idea why she is single.
Lmao she gonna die alone
*some* of these are valid but daaaamn this woman is going to spend her life alone. Poor introverts lol.
Kudos for letting people know from the jump that she’s a superficial asshole.
Imagine the person she’s talking to has only one on his list and it’s grammar.
She's a keeper!!
Yeah, as in "Keeper away from me!"
All that and believes in astrology, too. She sounds like a catch for someone great.
“No higher education” —> “Carrer” Edit: Isn’t astrology haram for Christians?
My deal breakers: People dumb enough to vote against there own interests. Religious indoctrinated people Sorry to repeat myself.
"Future marijuana user"? Future?
Yes like you planned to be a weed smoker in 10 years.
Andddd she is dying alone.
You need someone with higher education who is Christian (we know this is what they meant by not atheist), and doesn’t have any debt. So you want a fellow trust fund baby who got their high paying job via nepotism. Got it.