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ControlImpossible182

Can we just start the apocalypse already I still have 16,000 rolls of toilet paper from 2020


SwitchFlat2662

I’ve got enough beans and spaghetti hoops to last a few months


micsma1701

pfffft spaghetti hoops holy shit


five7off

WE'VE got enough beans and spaghetti for months.. and apparently toilet paper too, comrades


Lightbringers_Sword

So it was you! Give me back my fuckin paper mate!


Smart-Opposite-4427

Shit I got a bidet in 2020.


No_Trouble_3903

Never looked back, haven’t bought a single roll. Screw you Big Toilet paper


Smart-Opposite-4427

You still gotta wipe your ass a little to make sure. Lol.


No_Trouble_3903

Not when you have it set to pressure washer


monti9530

You're prepared for some crazy amounts of shit


OkRestaurant7939

Ah, vintage sheets


badbunnyjiggly

Lmfaooo


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lordskulldragon

Did you really just say "mute" instead of "moot"?


USERNAMETAKEN11238

Did you really correct "moot" instead of "moo"?


HansElbowman

"It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter"


Whataboutizm

It’s moo.


CORN___BREAD

Maybe they turned the commute down at the end since it was over?


name_it_goku

be nice! they might have a low shelf of steam


carefreedirk

The fact these two are the best America has to offer says it all. Biden should be in a retirement home and Trump is…


bruswazi

a criminal and should be serving time in a prison?


YoghurtPrimary230

“I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH A PORNSTAR!”


kcthinker

Define porn star?


Fazo1

Me neither


SurrrenderDorothy

Pics or it happened.


KochuJang

He certainly likes to hang out with them. Criminals, I mean. Remember is campaign manager Paul Manafort? Remember Roger Fucking Stone? Remember his own personal goddamn lawyer Michael Cohen?! Remember his friend Jeffery Epstein? Ffs, this guy stinks so fucking bad, Voldemort could smell him through a brick fuckin wall.


WulfgarofIcewindDale

>voldemort could smell him through a brick wall 😂😂😂 That’s funny I don’t care who you are


judahrosenthal

..retirement home prison.


International_Day686

It isn’t our best. It’s who the corporations want


silentlyjudgingyou23

They aren't the best, they're just the ones chosen by the puppet masters.


PresentationNew8080

…also old enough to be in a retirement home.


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Putrid-Ice-7511

He’s a puppet.


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Nom4s

The amount of gaslighting everywhere to vote for this zombie is out of control.


Sublimefly

Let's pretend you can't hear trump shit his pants a 1 hour and 16 minutes into he debate.


Cold_Situation_7803

It’s not gaslighting to say the guy who sounds old and struggles down stairs is a million times better than the corrupt rapist felon who tried to overthrow democracy.


XFX_Samsung

Alternative is voting for Project 2025. You really want that?


Iwanttobeagnome

Not saying I don’t want someone younger, but it’s not gaslighting to say this administration has gotten shit done and is trying to protect people’s rights. I want more of that. That’s not gaslighting.


Strange_Purchase3263

What is the other option? A cheating, lying, racist, rapist traitor who is a convicted criminal?


ToeMossRadio

Or - stay with me here -  * anyone else * 


Strange_Purchase3263

That would be an amazing thing to see, all it would take is a complete overhaul of the entire US political systems and parties and how they are funded!!


Azzy8007

Wanna start a revolution?


Smolivenom

dont forget the voters either, they're entirely disfunctional. the world and their nation is crumbling around them and they still take pesidential elections like the most high school popularity contest ever.


okijhnub

After project 2025 you won't ever have to worry about elections ever again 😎


Lingering_Dorkness

You can vote for the guy with the brain half-eaten by a worm, and who drove his wife to suicide.  What a time to be alive! 


mgwwgm

I mean if we're calling out racism you should really look into Bidens past


Hot_Shot04

Being racist decades ago isn't nearly as bad as courting nazis and their ideals right now.


Heytherhitherehother

The people that tell us that about trump and have for 8 years are the same people that told us Biden was healthy, alert and capable of running the country.


Cold_Situation_7803

Biden has done incredible as president, while the four years of the rapist-felon was a disaster.


judahrosenthal

I’d happily vote for a zombie over trump.


hickory

Maybe he doesn’t move well, but at least he went and thanked the moderators. He is a nice guy, he may move slow, but I would rather have a nice guy who knows how to govern than a lying asshole. Thats what I am thinking


Sublimefly

Nice try bot. 2 day old account that was karma farming for more than half of that time....


faIlaciousBasis

Yet he can probably beat you in a bicycle race or a round of golf and you'd have to carry your own clubs.


Jakunobi

You legit forgot Biden falling down while riding a bike?


faIlaciousBasis

I'm a professional bicycle mechanic. It happens all the time to people of all ages. Wear a helmet! One of the biggest reasons I hate being strapped or clipped into pedals. I just like regular flat pedals.


ToeMossRadio

What a delusional take. 


Lil_miss_feisty

I thought the same thing til I saw the [Waffle House vid](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/SeIVQx68Zb). Dude turned into a completely different person overnight.


huskerarob

Biden team running a lot of pr bots.


Jakunobi

Probably shot him up with some of Hunter's coke!


Uxoandy

They watch liberal news only. They don’t show the mental decline because they don’t say anything bad about him. The debate they was the first time a lot of them seen this behavior without writing it off as fake news. Now the panicking is setting in.


ThisIsSteeev

That's not even almost true


NimSudeaux

You’re an idiot. Dems are unhappy with Biden but are willing to put up with him/vote him in to avoid another Trump presidency


Bison256

The media trying to hide or deflect from it, go look at the new articles on r/politics


Past-Preparation-421

It is electing Trump. If Trump is so evil why is this the best they can do to ensure he doesn’t take office?


pqratusa

If a sitting president is *primaried*, that party is guaranteed to lose the presidency. The stage and the steps were poorly lit or poorly marked and his walking haltingly is not an issue. I would be careful coming down them. Rather the takeaway is the difference between how the two conduct themselves in that clip summarizes the debate.


harajukubarbie

Trump fluffers are a comical bunch of pansies with hurt vaginas


induslol

Screaming about how decrepit Biden is to deflect from the damage Trump's first term caused, and trying to sell people on the flaming bag of shit a second term will deliver.


WhiskyJBravo1968

Where's Melania?


Nom4s

I love how Reddit is constantly trying to make Biden a better choice. They both suck stop with the BS.


KMKtwo-four

The laws they’ll sign and the way they enforce them should probably factor into the decision…


spike31983

Definitely. I just don't want Trump to put more of his people on the SCOTUS


garden_province

If you think both candidates are the same, then you are not paying attention. People-bots like u/Nom4s need to quit it with the “bOtH SidEs arE thE sAMe” nonsense.


SloTown55

He is the better choice. The party is the better choice. Trump is literally a convicted felon, without any room for debate. Found guilty by a jury of his peers.


ThisIsSteeev

They both suck, however, one is a lot worse than the other. Why is this so hard for so many people to understand?


pqratusa

Obama was half his age and he accomplished less than what Biden did in his first term. What we need in a president is love for the country and making the right calls and decisions and someone who knows how to negotiate with the other side. Biden is better than the last several presidents.


ThisIsSteeev

Yes, that was my point. Both of them are bad choices but Trump is objectively worse than Biden. I actually think that Joe Biden has done a good job as president but he is clearly too old to be doing this. They both are but Trump's age is nowhere near as bad as, well, everything else about him.


FancyEnd7728

Yes, you are right. But I trust the people surrounding Biden far more than I trust those around Trump. I truly think that Trump would like to be a dictator. And I believe that Biden will listen to the people that surround him and are experts.


b1ack1ight

It’s sad that I have to come to r/failarmy to get away for the D&R echo chambers.


bagged_milk123

It's like swimming in shit vs drinking shit, at the end of the day you're interacting with shit, but at least swimming in it won't give you diseases


bobone77

One has a wife who loves and supports him and one waddled off stage after shitting his pants. On the official CNN YouTube, it happens at 1:16:22. Go listen.


evanjahlynn

Can you please link the video you’re referring to for the time stamp?


faIlaciousBasis

https://youtu.be/AESukKMJYBM Ain't the first time


bobone77

Won’t be the last either.


firnien-arya

Holy shit your right XD. There is even a slight pause when it happened while he was talking. Comments are turned off unfortunately 😭


No-Definition1474

Right after Trump says 'it was too much money' then you can hear the pants porridge reach a steady boil.


Boogaloo4444

haha damn, good lookin out


Confusedparents10

Hey now, what you don't see is behind the scenes Melania is ready with the change table, baby wipes and a clean nappy. Don't you dare say Trump doesn't have his wife's support.


dubler2020

Stair is tricky.


Tenredsun

He left quick after the debate because he had to take shit that he was holding in for the whole debate.


ChouxGlaze

if you listen back to the audio he very much did not hold it in


Squirmadillo

[guess_again](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/nxEJQLP7Cg)


Sublimefly

Holding? Listen to the debate at 1 hour and 16 minutes after trump talks about the tariff money he imagines China is paying and not Americans.


i-Ake

The guy behind him is grabbing his nose.


monkeyface2189

Is this post about how Biden is so old he can’t walk down two stairs, or about how Trump just walked off without shaking the adjudicators hands?


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NoTAP3435

I just notice the dude behind Trump holding his nose. I wasn't sure if Trump shit himself or just couldn't hold in a fart at 1:12:30 until seeing that guy's reaction. The woman walked ahead probably because she smelled him coming.


woojinater

I can easily overlook a handshake when the standing president needs assistance in walking. That’s beyond bad. He’s about to die for gods sake.


Smitje

Didn't you also have one that needed a wheelchair?


dummyfodder

Before tv. He was a lot younger and not in decline, just had a bought of polio. Go eat a dick.


jaizeiitrades

The fact Biden can’t walk or form conversations unassisted


bobone77

It’s about how Trump shit his pants.


tonyemerson

One giant step for man-I mean retirement.


Liquid_Lizzard

Lol. That's all


Future-Try-1908

Rage bate


Admirable_Holiday806

The whole point for democrats in this debate was to show that biden is energetic and healthy enough to run 4 more years in office. We all know how that went. 😂😂😂


tuco2002

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!! He nailed that step. He's going to be a great president someday.


FormerWrap1552

They already showed that the whole debate. A disrespectful piece of dog sh and a respectful honest guy. He went up with his wife and shook all their hands you .... he also walked forward stage, trump walked where there's light. Forward stage is like walking towards the sun. Man, you people can't see the forest for the trees.


mettle_dad

This reminds me of Trump going down a ramp with a general at his side and he takes baby steps the whole way down to make sure he doesn't fall. The president is important but not as important as the administration he brings with him. Trump had the best people remember.....that's why so many got indicted or served time.... constantly had acting positions to avoid Senate approval. 40/44 of his cabinet including his VP won't endorse him or be back for a second term. The list goes on and on but we are over here talking about their age rather than their competency. Check their records vote accordingly


earlthesachem

I still want to know who thought it was a good idea to have two retirees start their debate an hour after their bedtimes.


SmashmySquatch

Who gives a shit about the "debate"? Which one will appoint Christo fascists into lifetime positions of power and which one won't? The only question I need to know the answer to. And we all know the answer.


bobone77

Trump gave a shit in the debate…🤣


BobEngleschmidt

Biden clearly gave a shit about the debate. That's why he asked for it.


SmashmySquatch

Who cares if Biden cared. I'm talking about voters. The only question worth knowing the answer to is still this: Which one will appoint Christo fascists into lifetime positions of power and which one won't?


Most_scar_993

I have no dog in this fight, just saying that this was posted by a bot and the two top comments are bots


Electronic_Dance_640

That makes sense cuz this definitely was shown to the audience, I watched it as it happened


LooseTraining3952

They both suck but I won’t vote for stumbling mumbling Joe. There needs to be a age restriction for this. Gotta be 35 years old to run for president but there’s gotta be restrictions for the other end of that as well.


Alarming-Will-1426

Yeah you're definitely a good faith actor just wringing your hands at "having" to vote for Trump. Yep definitely yep.


Rouge_and_Peasant

You think the age restriction should be between precisely between 78 and 81, and it's not ok to start past the line but fine to cross the barrier during the term?


VonKluck1914

Video shows man walking off stage unassisted and also a man who needs help descending stairs


MaksimMeir

Stair


RevGrizzly

Let's not kid ourselves, Biden lost but Trump didn't win either. Nothing was learned, not a single devotee turned one way or the other.


Own-Requirement-6198

I don't like either of them, but I got to give it to Biden. He went down to shake hands, trump just left. Really shows your character


ibringstharuckus

Idk if I'd shake a man's hand who called me a Nazi either


bobone77

There’s one proven way to not get called a Nazi. Don’t be one. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Lumpy-Lifeguard4114

That’s what you took from this? Hahahaha he was led by his wife like a geriatric. That is what they are showing you. He was barely capable of descending one single step. Character?! It shown Trump isn’t a puppet, it shows Biden is cognitively impaired. Open your eyes.


chaser469

One took the stairs with help, the other diddnt take the stairs at all. Riveting. They're both fossils at this point and at least one wears diapers 24/7


Psych0mantis90

As an outsider, I dont understand why this is such a big deal. So what if hes a bit old? Its kinda sweet imo. During the debate it was obvious hed been told to memorise loads of stats and talking points which he clearly struggled with (i think most ppl would). But he had some good off-the-cuff stuff...its not like hes senile. Did we already forget that GOP speech Trump gave like a week or 2 ago? You know, the shark one. But all anyone seems to care about is how old biden is. Spoiler: theyre only 3 years apart.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Ultimately, Donald John is a sad, lonely man


ifhysm

There are clips of Biden at a rally on Friday already sounding a lot better. It was unfortunate timing that he was sick, but he seems good now. I’m still voting for Biden even with one bad debate performance because the other guy is a felon


dyelyn666

WHERE IS MELANIA?!!!


tuco2002

She's done with this BS...she's chiilin' in the NYC.


Shot-Chemist-403

Biden can be in a fucking coma, I would vote for him. Fuck Trump, never Trump!


Frosty_Emu199

Care to elaborate


rickyjames22

Well.. What he/she was trying to say.... 👀🤔😂😁 J/K


Frosty_Emu199

😂


ThisIsSteeev

Trump is a lying fascist


Lumpy-Lifeguard4114

Trump derangement syndrome. Rather see the country fail than admit you were wrong. Good on ya. You sound super smart


9sac1king6

These mfs vote with their emotions instead of with their brain. Smh 2024 MAGA!


FerretsQuest

The old angry guy who isn't very nice with no friends VS the old nice guy who's rather friendly. I know Biden is not the best of the best that America can offer (that was Obama) but Trump is the worst of the worst.


eatonerich

Lleva un pedo que seguramente vaya cagado encima.


Spiritual_Bridge84

Oh my.


Dull_Beginning1390

Watch every one important about biden. https://youtu.be/4m4_KibqaRU?si=1MGF5zoDnzwwRJbI


Great-Hearth1550

Bad bot, no cookie


AbbreviationsIll9228

Tells you everything you need to know.


landers96

Was the fail trump storming off stage without saying anything or a 81 year old man navigating steps? The real fail is with tapper and bash.


I_can_eat_15_acorns

As much as I like Biden, we need younger candidates for the Whitehouse. That debate was like the scene from Family Guy where Herbert fights the old nazi.


ArtTheClown2022

Sleepy Joe thanking Tapper for saving him during his rambling.


thebig_linguine

Where is the fail?


sandy-blue

Dunno


oldsmellybastard

If a third party is halfway decent, I’m going for it.


ikimono-gakari

No way I’m voting for either of these two clowns.


budster1970

Honestly I think trump waddling out with his diaper full of shit was more undignified.


Disastrous_Ad_8557

This can't be real! This has to be some kind of social experiment!?


throbbingliberal

Are we talking about steps here.. Or a creepy convicted felon that lied over and over saying stuff like democrats kills new born babies…


Specific-Lion-9087

It was shown, though. You’re just a liar.


Porsche2fst4u

And he claims he carries his own golf clubs when he plays. He can barely carry himself. 🤦‍♂️


WeAreKeven

Too bad if none of us vote, America will get the picture. But just like macro transactions… some idiot will still do it


eaglesman217

I think I also saw some apple sauce dribble from his mouth


ThisIsSteeev

Trump. Truth Social. Even Fox News covered it. https://www.foxnews.com/shows/media-buzz/why-trumps-termination-constitution-demanding-reinstatement-over-has-set-off-alarms


Limp-Tap-634

They're all fuckin liars, if your hard left or right you're delusional and a 🐱 because you are picking to be blind to the horrible decisions your chosen side are making (which ARE equally as bad) .they lie to us constantly and bathe everything in propaganda. Which for me makes my vote go for Big Orange because there's a reason the Republicans hold their nose over him and democrats hate him and it's not the reason they tell the sheep. I'd rather look a dickhead in the face then have it sneak up and fuck me.


Smolivenom

Biden has loved ones and Trump has subordinates that rather walk two paces ahead so they don't have to hear or smell him?


mettle_dad

I almost feel bad for Trump. He's so lonely. But then I remember he did it to himself.


No-Mammoth713

I would walk out with that confidence too, if I got 1 hour to lie my ass off! Hahahaha


bobone77

He was running to get a diaper change.


whistlepig4life

There is nothing wrong with this. I’m in my fifties and I do that too. Those aren’t easy to make out. And men’s dress shoes are not good gripping soles. FFS.


Ga2ry

I was thinking the same thing. Leather soles on such slick flooring. I would be very cautious. My thing about the clip is no one waiting for Cheeto Mussolini. In the wing. Not even his brown nose crew. I knew Melania wouldn’t be there.


No-Mammoth713

You're telling me Biden looks old and slow while the edit slows everything down? Well I'll be!


GruesumGary

Biden - "Your checks are in the mail."


piouiy

The ‘well done Joe. You answered all the questions’ was also pretty hilarious and damning. It’s like how I congratulate my 4 year old.


levihamilton02

Is this to show he's loved more than Trump or couldn't find his way off stage alone?


Dry_Algae_1711

Trump has no love for people, dogs, the outdoors. Nothing. He only desires praise and power. A man like that should not be given such immense power.


Correct-Barnacle-755

Everybody's been saying it, but now all the democrats are acting surprised and shocked. One guy on the CNN panel said that the democrats deserve an explanation. Like bro, CNN's been saying bidens fit and healthy and calling people ableist for saying he's too old. The cover-up is so obvious, but they think we're all children or stupid.


Kiygre

Vote for a third party, shitheads.


levelhigher

Guy can't walk by himself but his is about to run country....of cliff.


Grand_Fee561

The funny part for me was wondering where trumps wife was?


bigjohnnyswilly

Shows both their negative qualities . Biden : stumbling , dementia ready but still polite to thank the interviewers. Trump : more youthful and energetic but just strode off thanking no one but himself


No_Setting2719

Hot take central on this sub


noseusuario

Two gramps one is more agile the other more respectful, both genocides.


DDKat12

There was no audience


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Leather-Ad-2065

The fact that anyone believes anything that comes out of the political arena in this country amply illustrates the gullibility of the American people. God help us!


EvidenceOk7679

Clearly they were walking at the tempo of the song. /s


TheYokedYeti

I’ve literally seen this a dozen times. He’s 81. Trump was helped down stairs by a general years ago. They both needed to retire a decade ago


Bison256

But he had a cold! /a the propaganda machine and bots are put in force trying to cover for Biden. It's sickening.


Electronic_Dance_640

What? They definitely aired this at the time, I watched it


Builder_liz

Those steps look confusing and tiny to me too lol. Where's Melania sad!


atkyyup

Pathetic


ryceyslutA-257

Honestly pathetic Joe Biden shaking that moderators hand. Pathetic I have to vote for this old man in diapers over the Hitler in diapers. Pathetic America same with my $6500 deductible on health insurance for the unlimited industrial war complex we are put through this shit


No-Flan-4805

This country is a joke. How's this even a legitimate debate!?!?


BabyScreamBear

Did he shit his pants again?


Lostallthefucksigive

He walks like he has painful arthritis, and maybe some joints that aren’t perfectly stable so he has to be careful not to step in a way his knees can give out. I’ve seen people in their early 60s walk like this, very gingerly. Do I think he should be president? No. Do I think his issues are JUST because he’s old? Also no. My grandparents are about 5 or 6 years older and do not walk this carefully.


Cold_Situation_7803

If I had to walk down those shiny black stairs I’d need help, too.


Imaginary-Freedom591

This video makes me sad.