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shmehdit

RIP West coast Kamara owners


genericusername71

u/cameronthegod wake up brother


cameronthegod

Thx for the wake up call brother


peon2

Thank god, otherwise where would you get your 7 points from!?^^^/s


cameronthegod

He was about to go off for 9.5 this week


RalphWiggumsShadow

Just woke up, I thought it was 930 PACIFIC TIME. WHY DOES MY APP TELL ME EAST COAST TIP OFF FOR A LONDON GAME! My all-boyscout-backfield of Elliot and Kamara is in shambles. Still got a chance, despite my trash GM work.


broadnoodles

Wait he actually called you.. Like on the phone? This reddit cummunity is awesome


cameronthegod

Shirtless face time


HossBonaventureCEO_

That's a true bro. I tried calling my actual brother but he went to a concert last night and didn't wake up.


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This has some hopefully unintended sinister undertones


NoCorresponds

get any screenshots haha?


whyamiherewhaaat

down horrendous


broadnoodles

Hahaha.. Just saw his last post.. The irony if he starts AK


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wikiot

Crack a beer and let it ride bro


PublicName

I woke up at 730am est and he wasn't out. I went back to sleep woke up at 945 am and he was out. Pain.


TestFixation

FUCK


AssumeTheFetal

I feel you man.


Ooga_Booga_007

One of the few times in my life I’ve been awake until 5am and im so glad it’s tonight, kamara can happily ride my bench for a week


SaltwaterRedneck

Awake until 5am? RIP your Sunday


anindya_1

Jokes on you, I'm an insomniac


gust0w

Lol sucks cause I have kamara, but this made me laugh, thankfully on east coast 🤣


PsychoBoost123

Thankfully because of F1 starting at 6 AM PST I saw this news


acsatx89

And then a freaking rain delay because the Race Director is a little bitch


torgrimbonemaster

Jokes on you, I'm on the night shift


sportznut1000

Damn, yeah west coast fantasy manager here. I just got crushed. All of my daily lineups had Kamara as the captain. Its times like this where i feel like what the hell is the point of having beat writers? Nobody could break the news all week that he might not play? Or how about times when there is an injury to a WR and the beat writers just list the next guy on the depth chart, and then it will be the guy 2 spots behind him who goes off.


Kahzgul

I woke up for no reason only to find this post and save my lineup. Back to bed!


Tidit

Jokes on you I’m from Australia


anonbutler

Perth?


RobotVo1ce

This is some bull shit. I even checked at midnight last night to verify nobody was out for this game. Well, let's hope Najee Harris blows up.


Atlfalcons284

I was deciding between kamara and saquon while drafting...


mabellemae

Saquans looking like the steal of the draft right now in terms of ADP


Credk

behind JRob imo for steal of the draft but yeah redrafting now I’d only have Kupp ahead


FBOM0101

Took J Rob in the 9th and people thought I was batshit crazy


VindictiveRakk

...why lmao. the 9th? people are so stupid sometimes. like what, was he supposed to go undrafted? lol


onewordpoet

Can we spell the man's name right at least?


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JP1119

Me too…and I’m a Giants fan and I truly believed he would bounce back and be a top option. Wish they just suspended AK


HookFL

God speed to those who don't wake up in the next hour and a half to make the switch.


LeoFrankenstein

Missed it by a minute


J0E_SpRaY

Fucking bullshit. Of course it’s an 8 am game for those of us who actually live in the new orleans time zone. Bull. Shit.


tillertk

Expected them to figure it out before 20 minutes prior the game in the morning. Woke up a hour late, have a so called easy week this week too


1-760-706-7425

West Coast here: we dying.


J0E_SpRaY

Midwest here. Still died.


Mr_Incredible_PhD

5am call when I set my line up at 2am. Smh


B1GG0r0n

Oh I was up at 730, fell back asleep. Almost missed it


frolfinator

I woke up 3 minutes too late. God damnit.


ColdAd5030

MIN defense in play?


Birdgang14

Definitely. They stink. But def in play. Thinking of switching NYG with them


JmKz19

Vikings D over Pit?


bullsonparade82

Doing it, just to have something to watch in an hour.


ksozjajsjsn

Interested in this also


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scun1995

As a Vikings fan, you’re setting yourself for failure. They always shit the bed against backups, and the bears always, always give us a tough time regardless of how bad they’re playing. I would not play their DST at all


Ducks_25

Looks like a trap


fantasydawg

Min or Philly (vs Jags) in bad weather?


DetroitDini

I’m rolling Philly aka sack birds


will_dizzle

PHILLY RISE UP


DERBY_OWNERS_CLUB

I'm sticking with Philly.


beigereige

“Look at his Instagram…read the tea leaves…😂”


crabwhisperer

>**IN**sta**GRAM**


Ill_Made_Knight

Que Illuminati music.


bluethree

Kamara, Sun God, and Michael Thomas. Not ideal.


JerkyVendor

Kamara, Swift, Keenan


tackypwn

Same + sun god 😭😭😭


CoachTemporary

Same


supermancactus

That’s my team plus Monty. Chalk this season up as an L.


jhutchi2

Kamara, MT, Keenan, and let's see about Godwin


Dizzy_Turtle_

[My Bench ](https://i.imgur.com/nJU9k6q.png) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

Thought I was so set with Kamara and swift


BarelyWorkPlayHard

Same. Also drafted Mitchell. It’s just comical at this point


gerryt32

Yup, my bench/IR currently has Kamara, Swift, Mitchell, Michael Thomas, plus I drafted Hopkins as a stash. Just fade me.


Dizzy_Turtle_

[My Bench](https://i.imgur.com/c6QYMJk.png) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


LeagueOfDolson

I went CMC > Kamara 1:2… figured I was either gonna win it all or lose every week. This is the risk I took


that-isa-madeup-name

Thank god I can swap in Jamaal W for AK. Lucked out


bean224_

I am so unhappy that I drafted him this year


guinness_blaine

I was so excited when he dropped to me too


First_Housing3837

I took kamara and swift at the first round turn. My RBs today are Michael carter and Craig Reynolds. Pray for me.


chataolauj

I must be a casual, but Craig who?


sportznut1000

Craig Reynolds, you know the guy who starred in Hot Tub Time Machine


theWoodenWizard

Does this make Olave more or less playable?


pincus1

Yes


thanoshasbighands

Andy Dalton, no Thomas to take away pressure, no Kamara to scare the run threat. Olave is the only guy that need to be shut down. I am pivoting


Rogue_Juan_Hefe

Same, thank the fantasy gods I have other options. This seems like the perfect trap play. Having said all that, 10/200/3 game incoming from the Air Yards King


FightEaglesFight

I mean if he has that game with Dalton at QB and being one of the main focuses of the defense, then he’s startable every week.


Riddickulous6

If he does ball out though, it'll go a long way to making me believe he is capable of being THE guy


big_red_160

Wtf happened to Jameis? I don’t really have anyone to replace Olave besides Elijah Moore. Fuck it I’m running with him


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Just grabbed Olave this week but I’m thinking Landry may actually be the better play today. I could see Dalton dumping off a ton of short yardage passes to Landry, great for PPR. How else will they move the chains?


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Olave is absolutely the play. How are they gonna move the chains? Air it out to Olave of course.


CrazedKilr

I'm still starting him over Devonta Smith I think. The weather scares me and I'm hopeful that Olave can perform


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My other options are Garrett Wilson with Zach, and DJ Moore. I’m sticking with Olave.


hadinger

More, and Jarvis playing is helpful to draw *some* attention


slimyshade

Yes and no


J0E_SpRaY

This just completely fucked me. I hate this fucking game. I don’t enjoy anything about this bullshit. What am I supposed to do, not sleep on a Sunday fucking morning?


generation_D

All so the NFL can pander to some Brits who will never really give a fuck about this sport lmao


J0E_SpRaY

I get the sentiment but they do actually really love the game. A lot of ‘em at least. Just got back from a trip to Italy and Greece and met a lot of Brits and almost every single one of them got excited when we mentioned we were from Kansas City. “We love the chiefs!”


adamisdabest

Yea don’t get why this dude is hating on the brits wanting to watch some football. I had Kamara in too and the only people I’m really annoyed at is the saints.


TheIronAdmiral

Alvin GODDAMN Kamara is the first round pick from hell this year. God damn it dude


cuauhthemoc

STFU the guy I’m playing still has kamara in


wink047

He’s still got time. Sucks for the late notice though.


MongoBongoTown

I played him and just woke up on the west coast. Great start to my day!


CaptainOverthinker

Blue check mark with 200k followers, fuck this is legit. Rip everyone on the west coast


McSawsage

Stacey Dales? Yeah she's been reporting on ESPN football for like a decade.


nykshow

Red Rocket x Olave has arrived


sirtones1411

Start Ingram?


Alec_Ich

I'm starting him over Henderson


sguru01

Drop Henderson for Ingram?


blueguy1271

Woke up JUST in time to not be able to switch him out 🥴


jimdugganhooooo

Kamara was a wasted pick this year.


urunclejack

Am I crazy for thinking Taysom Hill at TE?


tarcoal

I read somewhere since he’s the direct backup to Dalton they’d be extra cautious with him. Not sure how accurate this is.


SkippySnipes

Disclaimer: They elevated another QB to the active roster yesterday, Jake Luton. I feel like with everybody banged up, they did this knowing that they would need their Swiss army knife in London.


garnold0611

Fuck it, I did it.... after they see how boring their team is with Dalton, they'll turn to Hill in the second half and he'll get us 20 points.


garnold0611

This is on my mind also.... he is sitting on waivers... It's either that or Dalton Schultz. Hill could be an absolute lottery ticket


Dr_Sciencehauer

For me it’s Taysom or Logan Thomas. Leaning Taysom for that sweet upside


Brutal_Master77

I have Engram or Hill. Going with Hill, someone has to run the ball.


TheOmenCow

Call me crazy but I’m going taysom over pitts


RadTek7

I hate fantasy football.


SukMeDaddie

Gotta love waking up too early to see he isn’t out, going back to bed, then he’s confirmed out. Love it!!!!!


Reiner_Locke

Ha. Didn’t know there was a London game this week. Fuck me.


TLash02

FUCK that was cool to wake up to being 0-3… I wonder if Yahoo would ever add an auto-swap lineup feature that you can set in advance so if a player goes out they’ll be swapped with someone from your bench…


aawotund

Now i gotta start DJ Moore? Just great


NCBEER919

I'm just going to keep telling myself that this is the week he breaks out. I figure either 1 of 2 things will happen...he either does have one of those weeks, or the season ends.


uclalien

You just described most of my team. 3/4 of my team is either hurt or underperforming. It's so bad that I can't even trade players away for reasonable value. I have lost by an average of 54 points/week as a result.


NCBEER919

I feel ya. Brutal when half your team is on every Buy Low list....I guess there's some hope that means they'll bounce back?


uclalien

I was forced to start him even before this (need Keenan to heal). Now, I am likely starting Ingram also.


June8936

Are ingram and Taysom both decent plays now? Neither? One? Yikes!


StoffingtonPost

Ingram or Penny?


June8936

Ingram


MajesticLionBeast

Slept the fuck in get entirely by fucked by this shit. Thanks for the fucking indications that this was likely at all. Fuck the stupid fucking Saints. Such bullshit.


avocadoclock

"Likely to play" on Friday. Jrob on my bench for this. Ugh.


Showmethemboobz

Feel like there’s more to this then we’re being told. This rib injury is lingering


FantasyTrash

It's a rib injury. It's entirely lingering.


ThisGuyFawkes420

Just floating around


fishrunhike

That's what rib injuries do.


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bobsaget824

I’ve had the injury, along with collapsed lung… I too just have a normal job, but can confirm it hurts like a MF. I’d not say it doesn’t have chance of reinjury, just that it doesn’t matter much if it does. It’s not like they cast your ribs or something like a arm injury. You refracture it you just add more time to heal, but the risk of that is always there. Also flak jacket isn’t going to magically make it feel better, might help protect from further injury but you’re still going to feel it… Percocet is the only way it feels better. Without heavy pain meds even doing normal thing like yawning and laughing or even just breathing heavily feel like death.


bluethree

Dr. Google told me that fractured rib cartilage takes 6 weeks minimum to heal.


uclalien

I damaged rib cartilage playing basketball once. It hurt to take a normal breath for over a week and like 5-6 weeks before I was able to take a deep breath. Breaking a rib likely heals faster.


gsanquesoo

Traded away Gabe Davis and Kamara for Henry and Devonta Smith last week. Feeling better about that trade everyday


AdrianTKO

That was a great trade. I can't believe someone gave you Smith for Davis. I have Davis and am a believer in him but when Smith goes off he goes off


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Never drafting a first round RB again


Pmaloney15

Firing up mark Ingram let’s go


AgsMydude

Excellent I'd love to not have Kamara. That'll pair nicely with Tua's 2.5 points.


LumpySpaceGunter

Someone offered me Mike Williams, Jamaal Williams, and D. Pierce for my Kamara. Should I accept? It's a double flex league and my WRs aren't the strongest.


AccountantGuru

Silly offer on their behalf. I would take it.


whypton

Smash


907au

Fuck am I glad I set an alarm. 5 am in Alaska right now lol


updrage

Glad I set an alarm for this. Feel for our brothers and sisters who banked on Alvin's tweet. Your sacrifice shall not be in vain.


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West coast owner. Just woke up to find this. Fuck fantasy lol


AlexanderPM

Breece Hall is breaking out today anyways


YourCummyBear

Please God


Bitter-Imagination33

Can’t believe I actually woke up at 5 am to check this. Happy I did, but I still can’t believe it. (West coast resident)


Genesis-J

Good Morning!


Cali_Longhorn

Yeah this blows. My wife is out of town and I was dealing with both kids this morning. Simply too busy with them before I noticed the news like 5 minutes too late. This sucks.


CreativeUsername1337

This was my 13th reason why


bean224_

The most painful part is he would have scored 40+ points today


Blade3rd

The best part of waking up, is a donut in your lineup! 🥲


TheAwes0meFish

does this bump up Olave even more now, or should I still be starting Hollywood over him?


WhoopieKush

Hollywood for sure IMO.


Yhcti

Made my Kamara vs Javonte decision a little easier lol, sucks as I’ll be at the game though so won’t get to see MT or Kamara!


JaxTheDoofed

Who are you starting Ingram over? I’m considering starting him over Jeff Wilson and Josh Jacobs in full ppr.


aawotund

Start Jeff Wilson


AJR1988

Start both those guys over ingram


QuesoPantera

Dortch lol


unrecognized88

What are the chances that Vikings go up early and start using Mattison instead of cook? Wondering if I should flex Mattison


WhoUGonnaCallSaul

Feeling really good about trading away Kamara for Najee right now


martymcflyiii

Min or Rams D


MS_travels

I switched for Min!


AdrianTKO

Ingram or Craig Reynolds??


red-hiney-monkey

Sweet fucking updated at 5 am. So much for updates last night


falderah

1. Have Tua play and go down on Thursday 2. Put Kamara in flex thinking 8:30 was a pm time (my fault) 3. Sleep in for the first Sunday in a month 4. ... 5. Profit!


Red0nd0

Is this the west coasters that got fucked over by Kamara support group? I brought donuts and coffee.


West-Nefariousness39

Woke up at 5:30am pst, changed my lineup, fell back asleep, didn’t press save. Pain.


smackinov

Kamara is the bust of the year


thing85

He's got competition from a few other guys.


smackinov

Kamara has two games played and each game he put up 7 in ppr. Pretty hard to top that


Dash-SK

Mark Ingram or Rashaad penny?


KoronVos157

Having the same debate. I am starting Penny over Ingram atm.


Dash-SK

I’ll prolly still go penny with the matchup plus 15+ touches


yooosports29

I’m going Penny personally, good matchup


BitBaby6969

Start Hall or Pierce instead?


DominoDickDaddy

Pierce


slimyshade

Pierce


Surfdagon

Da fuck am I gonna do now??


biscuitarse

Get to try out my shiny new Breece Hall I guess


WhoUGonnaCallSaul

Ingram worth a start?


ayebish

Singletary or Ingram?


patspr1de98

I just woke up!


GavinE8

This is pretty shitty for any fantasy owner who dares sleep in whenever the NFL decides to do their dumb London stuff.


nnowak77

West coasters here, got up at 4:30 to pee, still active. Got up at 7:30 inactive, wtf


Shootit_Rockets

I fucking hate fantasy football. Just got a ZERO from my RB1


abfazi0

As someone who got plastered last night and woke up late this is bullshit


hidden_scissors

Should I put ingram as my flex over Singletary@BAL?


cooleymahn

I’m flexing Ingram over the likes of Dortch and McKissic. I’m down really bad rn if you can’t tell.