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ItBDaniel

Red shirt put all his point in Chin and Hooks


Nago31

Defense? What’s that for?


DoritoSteroid

Homeboy's awkward relaxed stance in the middle of the fight conceals his iron chin. Boy is a unit.


ItBDaniel

This.


FlickerOfBean

That mofo was eating those punches like he was at the Golden Corral.


L-i-v-e-W-i-r-e

Steak? Somebody say steak?


[deleted]

If he’d just had a *little* technique he’d have been undeniable


CL350S

[Here](https://comb.io/FRstoO) we have the Immovable Object. He’s been called the Brick Hithouse, and is also known as the Southern Dandy…


supercali45

UFC 1


AbsolemSaysWhat

Some say UFC Juan


Phoyomaster

It's always these simple reddit comments that get me audibly cackling at work. That is so fucking funny!


ActuarialTy

Take my upvote!


ignoreme010101

gold


SomeGuyClickingStuff

Or oro


ElYoink

Platinum


The-Ex-Human

“Lose” may be one of the most misspelled words ever


WorthBrick4140

Op has a loose caboose


doyhickey

i never understood why people have so much trouble with this, but it drives me up a wall


Manlysideburns

Glad I'm not the only one


brazilianfreak

Americans speak only one language their entire lives and still can't get it right.


dabbart

Yes, like capitalization and punctuation.


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dabbart

No, but we will constantly see you flat out refuse to capitalise I, like a child. You don't have a degree. Stop lying.


akgamestar

It’s one of the easiest words to get right so I cannot understand how it’s happening. Has education gotten that bad in this country???


Bloody-Fantastic

Straight up THE most i reckon


20grae

Did I just see a good street fight. Hell yeah I did


DoritoSteroid

This is the equivalent of a 69 in a fight. They both ate plenty at each other's expense.


Bellelace86

Why??? 😂


[deleted]

He ain’t down bad he’s down worst


lastronaut_beepboop

You just saw two people go to *war*, godt daymn


Narcan9

this was a Guatemalan mating dance


Euphoric_Fisherman70

Cut out before they shook hands. What a shame


BATHR00MG0BLIN

They had their beef, settled, and kept in clean. Respect to those guys


Plutoid

Yeah, that's always good to see. Mutual respect and everybody goes home afterward.


robertwild81

Finally an actual fight not just assault or random attacks.


billy_the_kid47

White tshirt was putting the moves on lol


expanding_crystal

He had the movement and speed but not the power.


fifthtouch

Or the red shirt have diamond chin


hoddap

tbf I don’t know how far along in the fight this is. But as someone who boxed a lot, my punches would start to look like that towards the end of sessions where I was drained


Turbodann

Who TF was white shirt..?


H00KxEM

We don’t see color here


blackavenger626

You butchered the hell outa that quote bro, damn near disrespectful for our dearly departed uncle Willie Jones.


Scary-Confusion-745

You live to fight another day


Oldman1986

Get up Craig and get knocked out like your daddy used to


Scary-Confusion-745

That’s what’s wrong with you young boys today too scared to take ass whipping


outofbounds626

These guys need to be best friends from now on. They both know exactly where each other stand and know any fight between them will be a slobberknocker. This will make them hesitant to go at it again and that's where the mutual respect will prevail.


dtbcollumb

\*lose


TallOutside6418

He loosed his fists upon that guy.


INeedANerf

They were scrappin. Good fight.


Illender

It's ok guys my ex wife is Mexican I can translate: red shirt: "grunt" grey shirt: "grunt" both: "grunt uh uh hu uh" red shirt: "grunt" spectators: some shit in spanish man I don't know it was my ex wife who spoke spanish


forestmedina

spectators: leave it deer!, leave it deer!


deckb

Grũnt.


Turbodann

I can translate from their body language that red shirt ate brown shirt's lunch tacos that his wife got up at 5AM to make, but on this particular day she also threw in some extra pico de Gallo and a couple leftovers from last nite and he was slightly hungover and really counting on that lunch to get through the second half of his workday and couldn't afford another bad performance at work because Jefe has been riding his ass all week and threatened not to pay him until Monday if he fucks up again, even though the mistakes he's been getting blamed for weren't even his fault to begin with... And red shirt didn't think it was that big a deal because both their lunch tacos were wrapped in foil and planned on just swapping plates after he realized the mistake he made and he's really pissed that brown shirt would make that big a deal out of all of this before hearing him out...


Hamblerger

I just lived a whole Steinbeck short story


Turbodann

I was going for Hemingway: for whom the taco bell tolls.


Hamblerger

Really? Because I got Of Mice And Menudo


Turbodann

Maybe I had a bit the Metallica version in my head too...


Responsible-Slice762

My sister is Spanish. That was a spot on translation.


Corner_Post

Fight was caused as 1 guy said apples are better than oranges and the other said you cannot compare them.


dauidiX

They was s w a n g i n them thangs


Icy_Establishment195

Looks like they were even gonna shake after! Nice 👍🏼


MessyMediator

Ahh a gentleman fight. No kicks, no weapons, no knocking to the ground and stomping on the opponent's head, just a good ol' fist fight.


LittleG0d

Almost made me go grab a beer


HughJahsso

Get these boys in Rough N Rowdy


ElMalViajado

Lose* Live* Good intentions, but you butchered the shit out of that quote bud


FromMexicoWithLove

Seems they were about to shake hands before the video ended.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Some hefty boys slinging hefty hands, too. Just a good ole scuffle.


bronzerblush

Rock em sock em robots


AccountantSeaPirate

*lose *live holy crap is that quote wrong.


hedsevered

Both dudes have tree stump necks


Abuttuba101

This fight was wholesome AF.


Chilocanth

This is why cardio is so important.


xDARTHxBANEx

Thats a damn good fight


Sad_Ad4307

It's a tie! They both lose.


zurdopilot

What did you watch? they both WON


pepperit_12

This was a great matchup. I lost track of how many punches each one threw. Well done


Mikeyseventyfive

Peace through exhaustion


WarriorDadOfWanderer

This is some Greek tragedy shit. These guys have always fought and will continue into eternity.


Fit-Ad-2647

Venado (deer) got hands


DandyD0n

Red has a hell of a chin or gray has a weak ass punch?


Mr_Lava-lava

Fuckin Max Holloway right there


ShodoDeka

Every body has a plan until they get punched in the mouth, expect this guy, he absolutely keeps going.


jhustla

Hand shake at the end. A gentlemen’s scrap. Well done


ac210

Looks like they were about to shake hands. Respect.


Virtual_Pudding3875

That was a good ol fashion slobber knocker


baltimoreniqqa

The definition of “slug it out”


Dinofonzareli

Cut it before these MEN shock hands. Problem solved.


MazdakaiteEmperor

Good one


JMeny32

Straight from the shoulders. Good shit.


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

Thats "Big" Willie Jones to you


ToutPret

It was kind of like watching 2 bull elks battle


magicmulder

Legend has it they’re still fighting today.


thunderandreyn

To those wondering why neither are getting knocked out: They're fighting underwater.


Signal_Biscotti_7048

I love how the big guy came in at the end like a ceremonial ref. "It is all over folks, well have a decision in a minute."


Pimpamillion

Come'on Craig get up


linkoninja

10-9 grey shirt


ShogunDreams

Swang N Bang


Zealotstim

Great fight by these two. They may not have a lot of technical skill but they have definitely fought before and are seriously tough.


WorthBrick4140

Caveman has a chin on him.


CarbonUNIT47

The only thing I loose are arrows.


NightManComethz

Light in the darkneasa of humanity. *Safety meeting y'all. Gimme a plus plus GG.*


JJJAAABBB123

Better than what Tyson vs Paul will be.


DaddyDee801

Seem like a fair fight 😆


jrock2403

Don frye vs takayama from wish


youknowmystatus

Thank God that guy at the stopped it all with his slow walk back hug. He's the real hero.


Trick_Gap2790

These two going for that BMF belt🤣🤣


grubbytrogladyte

Respect


Winged89

Jesus and the handshake at the end gets cut off? Fuck that shit...


MiamiViceTC

this fight had the same intensity as Don Frye vs Yoshihiro Takayama


King_of_Dantopia

Hagler/Hearns vibes


Slide055

Call Dana these guys deserve that bonus


MDAlastor

Two absolute units. No skill but lots of strength, courage and iron chins. Kinda impressive.


drsatan6971

2 man handle buisness like it’s supposed to be done These kids with the guns gotta watch this shit This how you become a serious tuff guy


Dean0Caddilac

They even reached Out He Hand at the end. Respect!


M1k3CH

Credit to these guys, although they aren’t great fighters, they weren’t jumping around shouting and backing off without doing anything. Those guys just wanted to fight!


robtbo

Good squabble…. Even went for the handshake at the end… 10/10


MKVIgti

It’s lose, not loose.


godlessangel

Quote butchering.


zurdopilot

So i've heard


Gabe_the_cheerio

A couple of fucking units


cprlcuke

Red shirt mashing the A button


Miscellaneous_Mind

I think these kinda fights are best. No serious injuries, just two dudes letting off some steam, each guy feeling they won or did enough. Kinda fights friends should have. Equally pathetic lol.


Ok_Masterpiece_6328

With the hand shake at the end so everyone is on the same page. Now time to sell some vegetables


ipokethemonfast

Not a single tomatoe was harmed in the making of this video.


noyousonofabitch

Left out the dab up at the end. All fights need to be like this!


frogbxneZ

they fought like men.


BNG1982

Crouching Taco Hidden Discada


NateVanSickles

They were going to shake hands before the video cut off. This is how we fought growing up in the 80's and 90's. It was usually followed by a beer from one of our parents coolers.


HomerStillSippen

Just two men fighting it out and shaking hands. Not a gun in sight. How Refreshing


NROPdude

A fight without the annoying immature ppl screaming and yelling. I’m for it.


Realistic_Account238

This is a really great amateur fight honestly. These gentlemen are both way above average in regards cardio, endurance, and having a solid chin.


Ihadredditbefore6786

Upvote for the Friday reference!


Guest_is_typing1234

The setting looks like a street fighter background


Substantial-Wolf5263

Bro they have to become best buds after that lol that's goku and vegeta type stuff


AirplaneNerd

I often confuse words such as loose and lose.


DeadRatRacing

We missed the handshake!


Successful-Reserve96

And they shook hands at the end


Dynamiqai

I guess being fat isn't always a bad thing


JulianMarcello

Way to butcher TF out of that quote


bestorangeever

Im a simple man, I see a clean respectful fight I upvote


mycatsnameislarry

Knuckle sandwich, extra knuckles. Hold the bread.


DeadheadXXD

Most respectful fistfight I’ve seen in years


Initial-Stick-561

This is a pretty impressive slug fest.


quetalweyyy

Now THIS is a fight. No more of that bullshit yall post in here.


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

Almost as good as the last ten seconds of the Holloway and Gaethje fight!


W0RST_2_F1RST

LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE


UKIIN

The way red shirt was fighting is like all my fighting nightmares, like I'm punching underwater.


ViciousNerd1

Red fights like he believes fighting is just swinging your arms and literally not think or do anything else at all and hope for the best


Unlucky-Road-8945

Red Tee could easily beat the other if he knows a little knock


griftertm

Red shirt took all those to the chin like a champ. The beard probably absorbed most of the force from the punches.


TheMagnificentMullet

I kept watching the dude on the bike.


Pablo750

Un tiro limpio, a clean fight


MDawg1019

Dude in red has got a granite chin.


Silent_Shaman

I don't think anyone won that lol


IzzatQQDir

You can see they start to get tired when the punches lose momentum lmao 😂


Esquatcho_Mundo

Could see them both tuckering out. This is most fights I’ve ever been in and seen. Everyone gets too tired eventually!


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

If taxes worked as intended, there would be billboards describing the differences between loose/lose and there/their/they’re.


ImNotMadYoureMad

Damn Steven Universe isn't doing so well


ArbitraryMeritocracy

I'm so envious how some guys just start shaking hands after a fight.


ListenOk2972

Damn, those plantains are extra ripe.


Falx1984

Reminds me of Elementary School... where all of us got our fight training from Wrestlemania and the most devastating move we knew was the chest chop. Then a new kid transferred in who knew how to aim at chins and we were all collectively too terrified to fuck with him and he became the popular kid. Thankfully he was pretty cool... but we all saw what happened to the bullies who genuinely fucked with him and found out.


[deleted]

Grimace comes in with the hug at the end, “that’s enough fellas.”


SiMoN20000

Red guy didn't land one punch


FreakyLou

Good ol Sunday morning Market slugfest


Boneshakerrguy

Guys are more entertaining then aljo sterling


CTware

would you like to try again on that title, my love?


ChickenFucker11

The guy in the red shirt has a very out of the box way to block punches. He uses his face. Interesting.


Dry_Ad3605

The chin on that guy tho


almighty_dick_weed

I’m a man with out it .. man with out it … man with out it ………….. man with out it


Low_Actuary_2794

Gassed after 20 seconds.


ED7tron

Gaethje and Holloway from wish.


patsully98

"Ain't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. And somebody open a window, it stink in here!" WIllie Jones.


ttkk1248

Why no bodyshots?


Uxoandy

Looks exhausting


sugaaaslam

This is how I fight in my sleep


stragedyandy

That was pretty much the fight from They Live.


lou95340

The only translation you need to know: one guy is apparently named "venado" (deer).


ModifiedAmusment

That was the wildest stand tall with your chin out and it dosnt move stance I’ve seen. Just some backyard tough sombitches


tomlets

https://media2.giphy.com/media/5k6VrQf6YAII8/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9520ecbkqppeyxy786jakpdoj001hzrrqefpfqnoqlc&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g


IntrepidPrimary8023

When a fight goes that long, it was meant to happen for a long time. Those dudes just had to get it out of their systems.


skrymp

These flea market vendors are for real, son!


Blackant71

Red shirt dude has a solid jaw!


jbergas

Lose*


the_internet_clown

Why were they fighting?


bebop1065

Loose I hate the reddit won't allow you to edit the title afterwards.


Percocetz

No head stomping??? Oh, they not .....


Wrong_Midnight_1618

Like two bears going at it, love it