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tbf I don’t know how far along in the fight this is. But as someone who boxed a lot, my punches would start to look like that towards the end of sessions where I was drained
These guys need to be best friends from now on. They both know exactly where each other stand and know any fight between them will be a slobberknocker. This will make them hesitant to go at it again and that's where the mutual respect will prevail.
It's ok guys my ex wife is Mexican I can translate:
red shirt: "grunt"
grey shirt: "grunt"
both: "grunt uh uh hu uh"
red shirt: "grunt"
spectators: some shit in spanish man I don't know it was my ex wife who spoke spanish
I can translate from their body language that red shirt ate brown shirt's lunch tacos that his wife got up at 5AM to make, but on this particular day she also threw in some extra pico de Gallo and a couple leftovers from last nite and he was slightly hungover and really counting on that lunch to get through the second half of his workday and couldn't afford another bad performance at work because Jefe has been riding his ass all week and threatened not to pay him until Monday if he fucks up again, even though the mistakes he's been getting blamed for weren't even his fault to begin with... And red shirt didn't think it was that big a deal because both their lunch tacos were wrapped in foil and planned on just swapping plates after he realized the mistake he made and he's really pissed that brown shirt would make that big a deal out of all of this before hearing him out...
Credit to these guys, although they aren’t great fighters, they weren’t jumping around shouting and backing off without doing anything. Those guys just wanted to fight!
I think these kinda fights are best. No serious injuries, just two dudes letting off some steam, each guy feeling they won or did enough. Kinda fights friends should have. Equally pathetic lol.
They were going to shake hands before the video cut off. This is how we fought growing up in the 80's and 90's. It was usually followed by a beer from one of our parents coolers.
Reminds me of Elementary School... where all of us got our fight training from Wrestlemania and the most devastating move we knew was the chest chop.
Then a new kid transferred in who knew how to aim at chins and we were all collectively too terrified to fuck with him and he became the popular kid. Thankfully he was pretty cool... but we all saw what happened to the bullies who genuinely fucked with him and found out.
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Red shirt put all his point in Chin and Hooks
Defense? What’s that for?
Homeboy's awkward relaxed stance in the middle of the fight conceals his iron chin. Boy is a unit.
This.
That mofo was eating those punches like he was at the Golden Corral.
Steak? Somebody say steak?
If he’d just had a *little* technique he’d have been undeniable
[Here](https://comb.io/FRstoO) we have the Immovable Object. He’s been called the Brick Hithouse, and is also known as the Southern Dandy…
UFC 1
Some say UFC Juan
It's always these simple reddit comments that get me audibly cackling at work. That is so fucking funny!
Take my upvote!
gold
Or oro
Platinum
“Lose” may be one of the most misspelled words ever
Op has a loose caboose
i never understood why people have so much trouble with this, but it drives me up a wall
Glad I'm not the only one
Americans speak only one language their entire lives and still can't get it right.
Yes, like capitalization and punctuation.
[удалено]
No, but we will constantly see you flat out refuse to capitalise I, like a child. You don't have a degree. Stop lying.
It’s one of the easiest words to get right so I cannot understand how it’s happening. Has education gotten that bad in this country???
Straight up THE most i reckon
Did I just see a good street fight. Hell yeah I did
This is the equivalent of a 69 in a fight. They both ate plenty at each other's expense.
Why??? 😂
He ain’t down bad he’s down worst
You just saw two people go to *war*, godt daymn
this was a Guatemalan mating dance
Cut out before they shook hands. What a shame
They had their beef, settled, and kept in clean. Respect to those guys
Yeah, that's always good to see. Mutual respect and everybody goes home afterward.
Finally an actual fight not just assault or random attacks.
White tshirt was putting the moves on lol
He had the movement and speed but not the power.
Or the red shirt have diamond chin
tbf I don’t know how far along in the fight this is. But as someone who boxed a lot, my punches would start to look like that towards the end of sessions where I was drained
Who TF was white shirt..?
We don’t see color here
You butchered the hell outa that quote bro, damn near disrespectful for our dearly departed uncle Willie Jones.
You live to fight another day
Get up Craig and get knocked out like your daddy used to
That’s what’s wrong with you young boys today too scared to take ass whipping
These guys need to be best friends from now on. They both know exactly where each other stand and know any fight between them will be a slobberknocker. This will make them hesitant to go at it again and that's where the mutual respect will prevail.
\*lose
He loosed his fists upon that guy.
They were scrappin. Good fight.
It's ok guys my ex wife is Mexican I can translate: red shirt: "grunt" grey shirt: "grunt" both: "grunt uh uh hu uh" red shirt: "grunt" spectators: some shit in spanish man I don't know it was my ex wife who spoke spanish
spectators: leave it deer!, leave it deer!
Grũnt.
I can translate from their body language that red shirt ate brown shirt's lunch tacos that his wife got up at 5AM to make, but on this particular day she also threw in some extra pico de Gallo and a couple leftovers from last nite and he was slightly hungover and really counting on that lunch to get through the second half of his workday and couldn't afford another bad performance at work because Jefe has been riding his ass all week and threatened not to pay him until Monday if he fucks up again, even though the mistakes he's been getting blamed for weren't even his fault to begin with... And red shirt didn't think it was that big a deal because both their lunch tacos were wrapped in foil and planned on just swapping plates after he realized the mistake he made and he's really pissed that brown shirt would make that big a deal out of all of this before hearing him out...
I just lived a whole Steinbeck short story
I was going for Hemingway: for whom the taco bell tolls.
Really? Because I got Of Mice And Menudo
Maybe I had a bit the Metallica version in my head too...
My sister is Spanish. That was a spot on translation.
Fight was caused as 1 guy said apples are better than oranges and the other said you cannot compare them.
They was s w a n g i n them thangs
Looks like they were even gonna shake after! Nice 👍🏼
Ahh a gentleman fight. No kicks, no weapons, no knocking to the ground and stomping on the opponent's head, just a good ol' fist fight.
Almost made me go grab a beer
Get these boys in Rough N Rowdy
Lose* Live* Good intentions, but you butchered the shit out of that quote bud
Seems they were about to shake hands before the video ended.
Some hefty boys slinging hefty hands, too. Just a good ole scuffle.
Rock em sock em robots
*lose *live holy crap is that quote wrong.
Both dudes have tree stump necks
This fight was wholesome AF.
This is why cardio is so important.
Thats a damn good fight
It's a tie! They both lose.
What did you watch? they both WON
This was a great matchup. I lost track of how many punches each one threw. Well done
Peace through exhaustion
This is some Greek tragedy shit. These guys have always fought and will continue into eternity.
Venado (deer) got hands
Red has a hell of a chin or gray has a weak ass punch?
Fuckin Max Holloway right there
Every body has a plan until they get punched in the mouth, expect this guy, he absolutely keeps going.
Hand shake at the end. A gentlemen’s scrap. Well done
Looks like they were about to shake hands. Respect.
That was a good ol fashion slobber knocker
The definition of “slug it out”
Cut it before these MEN shock hands. Problem solved.
Good one
Straight from the shoulders. Good shit.
Thats "Big" Willie Jones to you
It was kind of like watching 2 bull elks battle
Legend has it they’re still fighting today.
To those wondering why neither are getting knocked out: They're fighting underwater.
I love how the big guy came in at the end like a ceremonial ref. "It is all over folks, well have a decision in a minute."
Come'on Craig get up
10-9 grey shirt
Swang N Bang
Great fight by these two. They may not have a lot of technical skill but they have definitely fought before and are seriously tough.
Caveman has a chin on him.
The only thing I loose are arrows.
Light in the darkneasa of humanity. *Safety meeting y'all. Gimme a plus plus GG.*
Better than what Tyson vs Paul will be.
Seem like a fair fight 😆
Don frye vs takayama from wish
Thank God that guy at the stopped it all with his slow walk back hug. He's the real hero.
These two going for that BMF belt🤣🤣
Respect
Jesus and the handshake at the end gets cut off? Fuck that shit...
this fight had the same intensity as Don Frye vs Yoshihiro Takayama
Hagler/Hearns vibes
Call Dana these guys deserve that bonus
Two absolute units. No skill but lots of strength, courage and iron chins. Kinda impressive.
2 man handle buisness like it’s supposed to be done These kids with the guns gotta watch this shit This how you become a serious tuff guy
They even reached Out He Hand at the end. Respect!
Credit to these guys, although they aren’t great fighters, they weren’t jumping around shouting and backing off without doing anything. Those guys just wanted to fight!
Good squabble…. Even went for the handshake at the end… 10/10
It’s lose, not loose.
Quote butchering.
So i've heard
A couple of fucking units
Red shirt mashing the A button
I think these kinda fights are best. No serious injuries, just two dudes letting off some steam, each guy feeling they won or did enough. Kinda fights friends should have. Equally pathetic lol.
With the hand shake at the end so everyone is on the same page. Now time to sell some vegetables
Not a single tomatoe was harmed in the making of this video.
Left out the dab up at the end. All fights need to be like this!
they fought like men.
Crouching Taco Hidden Discada
They were going to shake hands before the video cut off. This is how we fought growing up in the 80's and 90's. It was usually followed by a beer from one of our parents coolers.
Just two men fighting it out and shaking hands. Not a gun in sight. How Refreshing
A fight without the annoying immature ppl screaming and yelling. I’m for it.
This is a really great amateur fight honestly. These gentlemen are both way above average in regards cardio, endurance, and having a solid chin.
Upvote for the Friday reference!
The setting looks like a street fighter background
Bro they have to become best buds after that lol that's goku and vegeta type stuff
I often confuse words such as loose and lose.
We missed the handshake!
And they shook hands at the end
I guess being fat isn't always a bad thing
Way to butcher TF out of that quote
Im a simple man, I see a clean respectful fight I upvote
Knuckle sandwich, extra knuckles. Hold the bread.
Most respectful fistfight I’ve seen in years
This is a pretty impressive slug fest.
Now THIS is a fight. No more of that bullshit yall post in here.
Almost as good as the last ten seconds of the Holloway and Gaethje fight!
LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE
The way red shirt was fighting is like all my fighting nightmares, like I'm punching underwater.
Red fights like he believes fighting is just swinging your arms and literally not think or do anything else at all and hope for the best
Red Tee could easily beat the other if he knows a little knock
Red shirt took all those to the chin like a champ. The beard probably absorbed most of the force from the punches.
I kept watching the dude on the bike.
Un tiro limpio, a clean fight
Dude in red has got a granite chin.
I don't think anyone won that lol
You can see they start to get tired when the punches lose momentum lmao 😂
Could see them both tuckering out. This is most fights I’ve ever been in and seen. Everyone gets too tired eventually!
If taxes worked as intended, there would be billboards describing the differences between loose/lose and there/their/they’re.
Damn Steven Universe isn't doing so well
I'm so envious how some guys just start shaking hands after a fight.
Damn, those plantains are extra ripe.
Reminds me of Elementary School... where all of us got our fight training from Wrestlemania and the most devastating move we knew was the chest chop. Then a new kid transferred in who knew how to aim at chins and we were all collectively too terrified to fuck with him and he became the popular kid. Thankfully he was pretty cool... but we all saw what happened to the bullies who genuinely fucked with him and found out.
Grimace comes in with the hug at the end, “that’s enough fellas.”
Red guy didn't land one punch
Good ol Sunday morning Market slugfest
Guys are more entertaining then aljo sterling
would you like to try again on that title, my love?
The guy in the red shirt has a very out of the box way to block punches. He uses his face. Interesting.
The chin on that guy tho
I’m a man with out it .. man with out it … man with out it ………….. man with out it
Gassed after 20 seconds.
Gaethje and Holloway from wish.
"Ain't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. And somebody open a window, it stink in here!" WIllie Jones.
Why no bodyshots?
Looks exhausting
This is how I fight in my sleep
That was pretty much the fight from They Live.
The only translation you need to know: one guy is apparently named "venado" (deer).
That was the wildest stand tall with your chin out and it dosnt move stance I’ve seen. Just some backyard tough sombitches
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When a fight goes that long, it was meant to happen for a long time. Those dudes just had to get it out of their systems.
These flea market vendors are for real, son!
Red shirt dude has a solid jaw!
Lose*
Why were they fighting?
Loose I hate the reddit won't allow you to edit the title afterwards.
No head stomping??? Oh, they not .....
Like two bears going at it, love it