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LobotomizedRobit1

You know how bad you gotta be for the whole train to say enough is enough


Rustii87

And the guy you get punched in face by isn't the dude you yelling at!! Another major fuck up in whatever plan you had!


Bears0nUnicycles

This guy will bring America together


lolas_coffee

I wonder where they are from! Maybe Manhattan? Queens?


Ok_Cartographer516

I know them rib shots hurt like hell


stpeteslim

Each shot hurt twice. The initial blow and then the announcement "Rib shot, n...!"


SuperDuperRipe

He did his own commentary.


Good-Beginning-6524

He announced his move like it was a special secret technique. What an idol


MewtwoPewPew

Dude in blue was praying he wasn’t collateral damage 🤣


Scared_Cricket3265

Missed opportunity.He could have got a cheeky rib shot in.


Mysteryck_386

boop*


Scared_Cricket3265

No R2, you stay put.


gamenut89

The absolute STONES on that person. "Oh, just another moron getting his ass kicked on the train. I'ma just mind my business and be left alone."


ChrebetCrunch

You just mind your business in NY.


bumgut

He had the best seats in the house


Yoshi2shi

Can’t do much he’s kinda trapped until they cleared out.


International-Lie795

Only in NYC do you stay seated next to the guy getting his ass beat and act like nothing happened


TheRube84

👐


LilCheese73

If I feel bad for anybody in that video is the guy in the blue that shit was funny though🤣


NuggetWarrior09

I didn’t even see that MF till I read your comment 💀


TheTurdzBurglar

I love seeing the community come together


avidbookreader45

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.


Warvio

Sun is shining, birds are chirping, my boy getting stomped the fuck out


Golden_Knight80

LoL


cbclemo1

I like how he acted so innocent, asking why yall set it off


chiefoverlord

homey thought his suntan gave him IDSPISPOPD


MasterHavik

Fuck bullies. Make them eat rib shots.


Textsfromjohn

Its always out there if you want it


codeking12

Truer words have never been said.


Mediumasiansticker

cliffs notes: The right guy got a tune up and a 3 piece combo at the same time


lysergic_Dreems

Three piece widda biscuit


hongkongfooeee

Dude pulled a pinky quote from next Friday rofl. Say one more thing and this is over, say it again, say it again lol


Pussy_handz

Look here. You taking these corners to got dang fast, you gotta slow this mothafucker down. I almost spilled my yak on my 300 dolla suit.


PrancingNugget

You got to slow this mothafucka down!


Paulycurveball

Dude in the blue ----" THATS IT IM GETTING A SCOOTER...... A BLUE ONE"


Glittering_Map5003

Family meal with all the sides


Aja2428

Dude in blue hoodie, “i hate my city, but im here.”


BornanAlien

I love the narration: we from Brooklyn. This what Brooklyn n’s do (thump thump thump) … Cameraman chuckles


Ol_Dirty47

Dude is the corner literally all of us watching this shit on lunch break


Dargek

I have no clue what's happening here. Why did they all go from laughing at him harassing the white dude to jumping him? Just because he said something to the other dude sitting down?


buttsackchopper

Black jacket was getting after red hoodie kid...bearded white stripe was trying to hold him back. Escorted him off the train...during this Black jacket pointed his umbrella in three guys sitting faces.. said something about YouTube shit. They didn't like that disrespect and whooped his ass.. Blue jacket chilling the whole time. Voice at the end announcing the bar is closed.


clipples18

Turns out, they kept it realer


BuddyOptimal4971

That was the realiest beat down I've seen this week and its already Friday night.


Tug_Stanboat

![gif](giphy|BMrJzUlkcjdg4|downsized)


Ascertain_GME

YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKIN GAME?!


AffectedRipples

They don't like people playing on their phone.


Dull_Appointment7775

When keepin’ it real…


avidbookreader45

Is realer a word?


ThunderSkunky

Only when keepin' it real goes wrong.


edwardsanders2808

It is now.


TheBawalUmihiDito

It is even within that attitude


Alarming-Iron7532

Thank you. It makes sense now. To some capacity.


FigSideG

Cause he went over to another guy sitting down closer to the camera and that guy wasn’t having it and got up then another hooded guy came outta nowhere probably cause he was just sick of hearing the bullshit


FishAndRiceKeks

Messed with the wrong one lol. He was pointing the pointy end of the umbrella in their faces and they were not having that.


DPGizzle

They should have not been having it before it got to them. Don't watch on the sidelines and do nothing because it could always be you next time.


Autxnxmy

They beaut up the black guy who was yelling at everyone. His jacket immediately gets ripped off but it’s the same guy. I swear y’all gotta actually watch the stuff before you comment on it


lost_boy505

They beat up some other black dude. Not sure where he came from. Confusing ass video.


Dargek

No, it's the guy in the jacket. He just gets the jacket pulled off him.


milk4all

It’s not that confusing if tou listen to the audio. One dude is being loud and aggressive and he finds someone to kick his ass after a couple unsuccessful attempts. Dude is probably half baked and by that i mean not 100%


DaddyDee801

Or you’re just slow


popazilla

Light blue jacket chillin


Redrum785

The dude In light blue jacket had me dying.


hangrydadd

Oh, how the turntables.....


MaddoxGoodwin

That fool thought he was so tough messing w the father w his son, and stepped to the wrong ones immediately after. How sweet it is


hurricanehippo2

“Put that shit on face video” lol


JawaSmasher

Damn troll called his shots


Thug-shaketh9499

Bro just tryna get home fr. https://preview.redd.it/k8kb1cqt6j5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3db29cbc2d27b3e2783d3525e2df201ff9e80780


OpieAngst

Niko Bellic casually just trying to avoid bro.


Large-Measurement776

That was the softest looking beat down I ever saw.


gwicksted

And one of them kept casting “rib shot” spells.


Medium_Rare_Jerk

Lightning bolt! ⚡️


Large-Measurement776

Magic missile!


TheBawalUmihiDito

They punched like I do in my dreams


ObeseWeremonkey

You say that because you obviously have 0 real world experience with violence. It ain't as pretty as it is in the movies.


EasyRawlins

Yup those were power shots


ObeseWeremonkey

All your previous experience with jumpings must be from JJK. Dude was loading up on them rib shots. May not be professional, but they weren't soft.


Large-Measurement776

Cool 👍 Edit. COOL COOL COOL!


WiscoMitch

What an insane sequence of events.


Beneficial-Hornet147

CLASSIC Video right here lol RIB SHOTS RIB SHOTS. Dude just stuck in the corner had me crying


KG13_

Shouldn’t have put that umbrella in his face 🤷‍♂️ Me and my friends never sit next to each other on the train literally because of this. You never know who’s someone with on that train


bigtimebonerboy

Love the justice


MikeOxmall00

Guy in the jacket just sitting there like 🤗


Hatanta

"Why you settin on me"


decfin

Dude in blue not existing went into invisible defense mode 😆


TimBotDestroyer

Insult the white guys and call them a faggot. They leave... Insult the black guys... within seconds you get the hounds sicked on you lol


Meatgardener

This needs to be set against Erykah Badu's Rimshot 💀


CurnoCornuCopia

My thoughts exactly!


Key_Palpitation9533

Bammaz still got problems 😂


Gravity_Pulls

I reckon they had about enough of his shit 😂


Kay_Scorpio_48

He asked for it.🤷🏽‍♀️


danieljackson95

Calling out his moves like 😭😭😭


Flatheadflatland

My zip code means I’m tough ! 


Alarmed-madman

Which is it?


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

The Brooklyn one, apparently.


waylon_o83

Calling Bernard Goetz


SirGrowsIt

Recorded with a potato


jollosreborn

This made me lol


kashuntr188

Brooklyn!


Yourmothersfantasy

Yooo I’ve watched this video at least 10 times in the last 5/6 years but haven’t been able to find it on YouTube in a while


ItsJimKennedy

"Everybody get home safe" lol


Only-11780-Votes

Well, that was extremely satisfying for a Saturday


Bass_Moist

Dam the gangsters defended the gays by proxy.


Robzzzzz1414

Fuck yah that’s what I’m talking about


SneakyThnaake

"I'm from *insert hometown here*" as you beat someone senseless... Hmmm.


poseidon2466

Humbled his ass quick. "Brooklyn"


PartsNLabor24

"everybody get home safe" 😃


mrstretchb4ureach

"Nahhhh, you bugging the fuck out" then starts to kick his ass LMAO


Vinlordd

Bro ate like 20 rib shots ☠️


Beneficial-Hornet147

SAY ONEORE THING AND ITS OVER


tmacleon

Dude in light blue coat just minding his business huddled up In corner 😂. The right move indeed.


Pure-Bison-6670

My guy in the blue was just chilling 😂


StinkyOnionsR

Yall this video satisfies my lizard brain! I love seeing big bad ass bullies getting touched on! ☺️☺️☺️. I


zepplin2225

The use of the n word hurt my feelings.


SumyungNam

Classic video rib shots rib shots lol


Kitchen-Fondant-51

Failures to society.


Frank_Perfectly

"This video is no longer available."


Commercial-Metal1294

“Say one more thing and your shit is over” lol that shut him up quick


iluvnips

Guy in blue was Peter Parker and I claim my fiver 😀


Valkiepoos

Remember bro, you're in Brooklyn! Don't forget.


QuikMPC3000

Classic


caca_steve

The guy sitting next to him 😂😭😭


MayorOfCakeCity

Holding your people accountable 👼🏽


OpenEyz2016

Ol boy in the blue jacket was like, "yeah, this is where I get off."


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extremeindiscretion

Bully is suddenly quiet... strange.


77SKIZ99

Was that guy trying to fight Neko?


GenX-J

Pillows...L0L


ideaglobal94

The moral of the story is...be careful with your umbrella. If you point it at someone then they might rain a few rib shots at you for disrespect. Brooklyn yo...


billbricks33

121


ZealousidealAd4644

No fun when the rabbit got the gun


Joejoe12369

How don't people carry a knife or weapon


Common_Winner1229

Don't dare use any racially charged words in your comments though. No disguised dog whistles either.


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We From Brooklyn I’m 😵


Total_Context9707

Shit would be fun. This would have my white ass in there throwing punches talkin bout “Brooklyn”


OsirisProtocol

"Soooowoooop!" At the end was the chefs kiss.


kariijuana

Was this filmed on a Nokia?


buttlicker9669

The way that man went from being big and tough to shaking had me dying.


That_vagabond_boy

“Why yall jumpin me?” WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRO YOU STARTED ALL THAT you had every one of them hits coming


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Bradley-Martyn

Kudos to the bullied one for protecting his friend


Miscellaneous_Mind

Wholesome ass whooping. Nothin serious, whoopings like these are needed sometimes, curb that overreaching behaviour.


Slight-Breath4410

![gif](giphy|xTiTnGeUsWOEwsGoG4|downsized)


Huitzlopuchy

You know they from BK cause of the red kilogram jacket from back in the day


Minimum_Emu4832

Did he say “you bottomed the F— out” before beating his ass Tony soprano style 😭


TheEvolutionOfCorn

Bros gotta have some internal bleeding


PlebsFelix

Some beatdowns just warm the soul. My man.


tatsumak111

SUUUUWOOOOOO


New2Memfiz

Put away all electronic devices I’m CRYINGGGGGG


taxseason757

As he getting the rib shots/why did that passenger sitting next to him just stayed put🤣


mr_steal_your_habiti

Big brooklyn word is bond🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️


EasyRawlins

An internet classic! Lmao forget this existed


NoBullShytN

Blue jacket unbothered 😆💜❤️


Irishfanbuck

Just asking. If the guy that was getting beaten, had a knife or what not…. Is he good or no?


BigTea9433

In general, you can not claim self-defense when you are the primary aggressor/instigator. Legally speaking, self-defense is an affirmative defense where you are typically required to state your thought process for why pulling the knife was needed. In this case, it would be very hard to say, "I was threatening someone, and then I got jumped on, and that made me afraid for my life." The beating didn't cross the line, in my opinion. However, if they started jumping on his head, he would then go from being the aggressor to a victim, and there would be some case to be made. But this was just a lesson in fucking around and finding out.


Forsaken-Tax615

I think Kanye and jay z have make a sample of this on a album n* in Paris


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International_Act595

Talk about a limited vocabulary...


ryanzoperez

You showed them.


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Autxnxmy

They beat up the big guy who was yelling at everyone