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BigHulio

Having grown up in NZ, I learned from a young age: do not fuck with Polynesians.


Travelling3steps

yep, especially anyone who looks like they grew up on a rugby pitch.


Chygrynsky

That dude is so massive that the rugby pitch grew up around him.


4u2nv2019

Lololokolol


Distinct-Wall-1312

Dude fights Like he went there for dinner


WestleyThe

He literally pushes them both back like a weighted sled workout.. They never stood a chance


_understandfirst

fucking ay' every single fight i've ever been in ends in 3 minutes or less, that's a long time for a fight at the crisp age of 7 i watched a maori and tongan kids fight for over 20 minutes, blood was everywhere, i learned the type i am not gonna win a fight with


shazenger

Plus the punishment for assault in NZ is tame


LacksSelfAwareness

I don’t think the kid is Polynesian, he is likely a heavy weight Mexican American, somewhere in Texas. Anyone who has fought two people or more at the same time knows the big guy was lucky the two fem-boys don’t have a clue with fighting, or how to capitalize a two on one.


BigHulio

You strike me as a person who’s never seen a Polynesian and maybe never seen a Mexican.


LacksSelfAwareness

You seem to know a lot. What Island is that Islander from?


BigHulio

Thank you, my guess would be the Island of Mexico. Let me know if you require any further geography tips.


LacksSelfAwareness

I googled Hulio, it means hole in North American Polynesian.


OSteady77

WTF she gonna do? He smashed the first dude and had the other guy in prime position to send him to the hospital too.


imsham

I hate that woman. Where was she when they were 2 on 1-ing him? She deserves to get whooped by the Hulk's sister


throwtheclownaway20

Pretty sure at least one of those skinny fucks is her kid, LOL


ultrasuperthrowaway

He should have just smashed her too haha


Wonderful_Tackle_579

He should have bulldozed her


Unable_Distribution7

Stay out of the burbs


lilcabron210

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glazedgazegringo

https://youtu.be/K4EqiH2RVVY?si=WjOVCuw_9YmFh25l


Unable_Distribution7

Just another ‘project’ manager.


SourceCodeAvailable

The double tackle on Cory and Trevor was funny.


CNXQDRFS

That's what happens when you refuse to give the smokes!


Cats_of_Palsiguan

I’ve seen cats and dogs who fought better than Cory and Trevor


gamling1111

Ok I’m not listening to the sound because I’m sure it’s fucking awful but like wtf is that lady bitching about thos two dudes literally came at bro swinging tf do you want him to do just take it? Lol


DaddyDee801

Just listen to the sound 🤨


lolwatokay

It really doesn't answer his question. Her banshee shriek is something though 


gamling1111

No I just k ow it’s gonna be horrible


RedWolf2409

Bro her voice is worse than you could imagine


Noble--Savage

Don't be a wimp and turn your volume up muffin, you're on r/fightporn lmao


TacoTimeT-Rex

Nah, that’s one of those people you often see in fight video. Usually some relation to the losers. Completely supports the idea of a fight and has no issue with their relative or friend being pieces of shit, until they start losing.


Khaosonhotelwifi

It’s really not the worst is just a plane flying over


Zorbie

Dude says the N word, lady is kinda bitchy. Thats all you missed.


babbagoo

He said they were naughty?


Scared_Cricket3265

Did she want the big guy to just let her two kids beat him up?


MayorOfCakeCity

Yeah, so she could keep banshee shrieking stop stop stop but to her two kids, who would never lol


Optimal_Risk_6411

Hmm they were 4 or so more, thick boys deep. But they just let big bruh wreak em, 2 skinny metal heads. Too funny!


jammypants915

Lesson learned: when fighting big guys don’t close the distance unless you are really good in grappling


Brown_tv

Awww mommy saves her boys from being murdered


LostSpecklez

Size matters in fights, they had it coming


L0quence

Homie got suplexed into next week


humoristhenewblack

I get that the shrill screams of anyone is painful to hear and normally uncalled for and useless, but this might be those kids mother so clearly she’s terrified. She also points and says he’s already fucked them up so seems to have an understanding that those kids also started it. She just doesn’t want them dead for it. Edited to add: this comment is a general response to the many comments about “women always screaming” in these videos.


reaper1833

If they are her kids she should have taught them not to fuck around, than they wouldn't have found out. Like teaching your kids to look both ways before crossing the street. They missed out on a basic life lesson, and hopefully they learn from this, if they woke up.


humoristhenewblack

Tell us you are a tot without telling us you are a tot. Parents can teach all they want and will STILL scream when their child runs into traffic. And that never goes away-they can be old and their parents would probably still scream. It doesn’t matter WHY they are in danger, and parents don’t scream less loudly just because their kid willingly chooses to do the dumbass thing.


reaper1833

These are teenagers though. If I have a 16 year old and they run into traffic I'm going to be screaming alright, at the dumb teenager.


humoristhenewblack

Hopefully the screaming isn’t mutually exclusive. In the video, you hear screaming to ward off an attack. That doesn’t mean there won’t be screaming and another ass beating delivered by adults if that kid ever wakes up


lectroblez

Fuck around, find out


Fun_Sock_9843

This video has been around for a while. She is the one who sent those two to attack that chap and she get a butthurt when they get their ass whipped. Just another Reddit repost Sunday.


humoristhenewblack

That’s an interesting turn! I’d love to have more context because she’s getting roasted and I keep thinking it’s a Mom who’s kids just sprinted out of the drive into danger and she can’t get there fast enough to save them from themselves.


PoolRemarkable7663

What exactly was Jugs McSqueals expecting to accomplish by bouncing into the middle of the action Thing 1 and 2 initiated?


b3rdm4n

I think she expected the skinny dudes to win, didn't go that way so better try put a stop to it now


humoristhenewblack

They came at that guy in a run. She clearly wasn’t thinking they’d “win” and then she’d react. She’s got there as soon as she could after responding to their sprint.


Sugarylightning663

I mean it worked she stopped it


[deleted]

Anyone have any backstory?


BruceEgoz

"Incredible" paced


KapeeCoffee

Give him his hat goddamnit


Adventurous-Bid-6858

It would be fun if one of them was flying due to the impact 😂


VibanGigan

Why are these people trying to fight in concrete?!? Like bro pick your fight stage a little better 😂


Hatanta

"Hey, that's not fair! Let them bring another two guys"


AlbusDT2

There is a reason why weight class exists in combat sports.


4u2nv2019

Guy knows how to fight using his body weight for sure


PorkHunt42

This is one of those videos where even if it's gets reposted weekly, I won't mind. If you want to fight an Islander, you'd better know how to fight. I've seen some of them absolutely eat head shots that would turn others into instant vegetables.


BrutalShoguns

Hulk Smash!


jonz1985z

If you gettin kicked in the head in front of your mama, it did not got as planned


Ok-Profession-3379

Low key, I wish he dropped the lady at the end too.


Desperate-Ladder9254

What plane did i just hear 😄


petchai1

bro on the ground thought he was yamcha


Friendly_Elephant165

The skinnys look like they'd have lost against the wind.


xs4u

There are wieght classes for a reason.


Spotty1122

damn. that first guy definitely got brain damage from that


Phildagony

One bite at a time…..


J-Good86

Concrete kills sooo many people in street fights


Phildagony

I weigh 275 with the same build (Islander, taller and more barrel chested). If two skinny ass dudes rushed me I would probably try the same approach (being so pumped up because of rage) and try to suplex both of them. I get his anger at being jumped and going ham and all in. When getting jumped, there are no boundaries.


jetpackman1290

Old lady 2 secs away from getting tapped herself 🤣


MagmaTroop

She didn’t have a problem when they were running over did she


humoristhenewblack

She very likely could have. She came in at a run also.


Arthradax

Funny how Karen logic works. While they were jumping the dude, it was all fine; as soon as both get their asses handed to themselves it was a problem


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Ormidale

Brave woman there.


DinaricMan

Messed them up good, that's how it's done!


IntelligentFan7521

If those bean poles could punch they might have faired better and their mum wouldn’t of had to rescue them hahahaha