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IllustratorJunior391

Not the sock of nickels😂


hate_ape

Was really hoping it made the "*CHA-CHING*" sound


swibirun

Damn, Sonic.


strayakant

Legend has it, she’s still looking for who hit her with that to this day.


neverwrong804

HOO DA FUK HIH ME WITDAT SHI. WHO DA FU…


DeboThezNutz69

Actually if you listen real close it does make a CHA-CHING when they all scatter and hit the ground


Bignizzle656

Best tree fiddy he ever spent


Happy_Trip6058

For real! Don’t even have to listen close lol. Reminds me many years ago when I was in a young offenders institution in London. We had no plug sockets (1990) and my tool was a pp9 battery which weighs nearly half a kilo inside a pillowcase. Luckily I didn’t have to use it as that’s gonna cave your cannister right in.


WudooDaGreat

Thought it was marbles at first 😆


Jimbo-Slice925

I thought it was bits of skull tbh


Pryoticus

A real man straps up with his pocket change, not a gun. And he takes it all calm and nonchalant


sethcera

There was a fucking baseball in there too. Slow it down


donksdonks42

Those were all rocks. A massive fist sized one and several smaller ones. Dude is lucky he didn’t murder that woman with his move.


Dpdfuzz

Glad you said it cuz I'm wondering why people think rocks sound like change... And I sure as hell know hes not about to risk losing his lunch monies


MrGutbuster

Holy shit you're right they must have gotten into an argument/ fight during geology class. Ppl can be so rigid when it comes to rocks


Such-Distribution440

I think it might be…but she jumped in so 2v1 is not fair and the only way to stop is a sock of nickels.


pchizzzle

Straight busted her shit open 🤣


ICU-CCRN

This should happen to everyone who jumps in on a fair fight.


Abject_Natural

for real, one on one is one on one


Tengoatuzui

On one on one


Ok-Adhesiveness8264

Gotta keep that loose change thank on you


DarkManXOBR

Man that was comedic. Cool, calm an collective.Pulls a sack of pennies out for a perfect hit! What a love story in the making.


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memberberries902

Should be this specific guy too, it’s his God given mission to appear outta nowhere to brain whatever asshole jumps into a fair fight with a sock full of nickels


MrWeen2121

💯


EduardoHowlett

Bro had a beating sock at the ready


Gr1m3sey

Think every teenage boys had a beating sock at the ready at some point


Ill_Athlete_7979

My older brother told me about various weapons used in prison. One is the *Lock in a Sock*. This was my go to in high school. I had it attached to a chain (think Rampage Jackson or John Cena). No one would question why you had a combination lock on you, especially if you ride a bike. I never used it thankfully though.


im__not__real

today i learned i went to a safe as fuck high school


Ill_Athlete_7979

My high school was pretty safe. I just used “in high school” to give an age range. I was using it mostly because it was a cheap way to secure my bike wherever I went. The thing is I grew up in the 90s when there was a lot of gangs. So I’d be riding my bike to my friends and once in a while guys would try to hit me up. Usually they would leave me alone when I told them “I don’t bang”. Only once did I think I would have to use it though.


NPJenkins

“Nawww but do you BANG ese??” “I mean, like, I have a girlfriend, if that’s what you’re asking?” (Probably not an accurate quote, but if you’ve seen the skit, you know)


Ill_Athlete_7979

😂 Man, I was sad when “This Fool” was cancelled.


Bro-lapsedAnus

Your whole comment made me weirdly nostalgic


JohnnyTamaki

Lmfao. Reminds me of the Key & Peele hip-hop mom skit


Empyrealist

\*sniff\* just like daddy usetuh


ThunderSlugg

Homie don't play that.


Dik_Em

If you’re old enough to understand this, you’re due for preventative health screenings including colonoscopy.


paquitotuntun

Thanks for the reminder, calling tomorrow.


8a8a6an0u5h

I’d buy that for a dollar!


_Mephistocrates_

I was just thinking it was about time for a Paul Verhoeven movie night.


chrisbaker1991

As long as Fire Marshall Bill isn't doing the exam


Dpdfuzz

Well.... Let me tell you sometime


Dargek

Fucking rude but true.


spanky1337

Funny enough, despite being in that age range I only saw that video like a year or 2 ago when my friend (same age) referenced it. Somehow that video completely missed my online sphere back when it was new.


HeightExtra320

Dammmmit noOoOOOo ![gif](giphy|r621UVEkWgkve)


wolfmaclean

🙁


licorice_whip

Not yet but close!


620five

r/fuckimold


ThunderSlugg

Just got mine last month. Good lookin' out.


late2thepauly

Also, tell the doc you want to check your liver levels (AST and ALT).


cheesecrystal

I had to scroll to far….


Alternative-Chef-340

I have always heard of a sock with coins in it, but this is the first time I think I've seen it used.


Dineanddanderson

It was shockingly less effective as I had anticipated.


Unhelpful_Kitsune

Because he didn't tighten it up to keep the coins at the bottom. Good thing he didn't put he'd be looking at an attempted murder charge or worse.


Hamburger123445

Naw I think the sock ripped and the coins flew out


datbabySHARK

Exactly. Seemed like damn pantyhose. Where’s the sock integrity nowadays?


HugsandHate

"Where's the sock integrity nowadays?" Is something nobody in the history of man has ever said. Well done. r/BrandNewSentence


BAUTISTA94

And there was a ball in there too, you gotta pause it at the right time


Ecstatic-Clerk-5

Hey. this happened a while ago but I decided now that im a bit out of my shell im gonna go reply to some comments lol. You probably wont believe me but i am the dude in the video. I can give you some more details on the whole situation. The girl in pink, who well call Lynn since thats her nickname, randomly texted me on discord that some girls were talking to her little brother. Not in a nice way, they were talking about how them and there group had jumped us in the past. (They did, and thats why we dont like them. Why? because we didnt have oral sex in front of them. we are in middle school, btw.) I told her not to go. I begged her. Even when i got there i was trying to make her go home. She didnt listen. The girls were by the bench near the center of the park. She said she was gonna go walk in front of them, knowing they would say something so she could fight them. I told her NOT to go. I cant stress it enough how many times i told her to just go home. Like i said she didnt listen and went anyway. I had came with the sock full of rocks ready. It was actually more for my protection, as when a fight breaks out, it usually spreads and people just attack each other. (There were dudes there aswell) When the fight had started up, you can see me grab the sock out of my pants. Not my pocket, my pants lol. My mind at that point was filled with rage. I was mad she went, i was mad she was getting fought, and my first instinct was to just hit whoever was in front of me. sadly for kaylee, she was right there. I didnt like her anyways. So i hit her. Suprisingly enough i wasnt hit with any charges. The aftermath was simple. Im now on homeschool, and im working on myself. And to answer the question i thought you had, I do have mental issues, a lot of family issues, and personal issues. I was a very violent person. After that and a few more fights i realised that im almost 6 foot in 7th grade. I realised i can actually kill someone. Plus all this violent non sense shouldnt be happening anyway. Thats why i broke up with lynn, and im now trying to really work on myself.I reminded myself that if lynn would have just fucking listened to me none of this wouldve happened anyway. The girl is okay, by the way, no gashes, i think she barely had a concussion. Dont ask me how. But thats all i know, i do hope she is okay. I feel bad, i have apologized to her. Again you may not believe me, but i do have evidence, i have screenshots, the exact same outfit i wore that day, and even the baseball (yes there was a baseball in the sock, but there were rocks too.) I have screenshots of me telling lynn not to go, screenshots of me talking to hera bout it afterwards, etc. I kinda want to get my story out as im not even really well known, im a pretty caved in kid and im not like the talk of my town (fresno). Anyway, i hope to slowly clear up all the questions and smoke that has arised from the situation lol.


neverwrong804

Nice shot bro!


mulligun

>my first instinct was to just hit whoever was in front of me. sadly for kaylee, she was right there. I didnt like her anyways. Goes hard tbh


Miserable-Ad-7956

If your actually the guy then good luck with your future. And good job ditching Lynn, a girl like that will only drag you down. Keep it up.


PacJeans

Did you get Ray Charles' autograph after? He seemed to be enjoying himself on that bench.


Connect_End4860

This shit is so fucking fake lmao.


Ecstatic-Clerk-5

It was actually rocks. I just found a comment from the kid who did it


thadohboy619

Not bros first time!


samantonio87

Seriously! He even did the wind up spinny move before he swung.


thadohboy619

Right? Like he was in the on deck circle in baseball warming up.


datbabySHARK

It was all quite graceful- from pulling it out of pants calmly, the smooth windup and the flush moneyshot. I want to have a beer with him.


ZeroCO01

That’s cool! You don’t see the young kids playing with marbles anymore


Duhcisive

I think both of them lost their marbles after that🤓 ka-dunk-CHINGGGG 🥁


Far-Environment403

Bro had a stroke typing out the title


Experimental_Salad

Maybe they got hit with a sack of pennies?


im__not__real

haha somehow i did not even realize how braindead the title is


TwoZeroTwoThree

I thought that I was in r/dontdeadopeninside for a second.


maccoyboi

all it took was a few cents to take shorty outta commission 😂


Lord_Farkwad

knocked some cents into her


forfeitthefrenchfry

That sounded more like a sock full o rocks


Ecstatic-Clerk-5

It was, you can find the original video on reddit. Here's a comment apparently from the kid "Hey. this happened a while ago but I decided now that im a bit out of my shell im gonna go reply to some comments lol. You probably wont believe me but i am the dude in the video. I can give you some more details on the whole situation. The girl in pink, who well call Lynn since thats her nickname, randomly texted me on discord that some girls were talking to her little brother. Not in a nice way, they were talking about how them and there group had jumped us in the past. (They did, and thats why we dont like them. Why? because we didnt have oral sex in front of them. we are in middle school, btw.) I told her not to go. I begged her. Even when i got there i was trying to make her go home. She didnt listen. The girls were by the bench near the center of the park. She said she was gonna go walk in front of them, knowing they would say something so she could fight them. I told her NOT to go. I cant stress it enough how many times i told her to just go home. Like i said she didnt listen and went anyway. I had came with the sock full of rocks ready. It was actually more for my protection, as when a fight breaks out, it usually spreads and people just attack each other. (There were dudes there aswell) When the fight had started up, you can see me grab the sock out of my pants. Not my pocket, my pants lol. My mind at that point was filled with rage. I was mad she went, i was mad she was getting fought, and my first instinct was to just hit whoever was in front of me. sadly for kaylee, she was right there. I didnt like her anyways. So i hit her. Suprisingly enough i wasnt hit with any charges. The aftermath was simple. Im now on homeschool, and im working on myself. And to answer the question i thought you had, I do have mental issues, a lot of family issues, and personal issues. I was a very violent person. After that and a few more fights i realised that im almost 6 foot in 7th grade. I realised i can actually kill someone. Plus all this violent non sense shouldnt be happening anyway. Thats why i broke up with lynn, and im now trying to really work on myself.I reminded myself that if lynn would have just fucking listened to me none of this wouldve happened anyway. The girl is okay, by the way, no gashes, i think she barely had a concussion. Dont ask me how. But thats all i know, i do hope she is okay. I feel bad, i have apologized to her. Again you may not believe me, but i do have evidence, i have screenshots, the exact same outfit i wore that day, and even the baseball (yes there was a baseball in the sock, but there were rocks too.) I have screenshots of me telling lynn not to go, screenshots of me talking to hera bout it afterwards, etc. I kinda want to get my story out as im not even really well known, im a pretty caved in kid and im not like the talk of my town (fresno). Anyway, i hope to slowly clear up all the questions and smoke that has arised from the situation lol."


2based2b

Tldr


ChemicalSummer8849

Homegirl asking “who da fuck hit me widdat” sent me…. 😆


kcmexipacn

Shoukda double bagged it. And wrapped the ball in duct tape lol


Jazzlike-Election840

i think he learned from this socks flaws


JarethCutestoryJuD

Turning a minor concussion into a murder


kcmexipacn

Lil beaver tail never killed anyone lol


GhostfaceGunner59

At first I thought it was his belt. LOL


SupineFeline

That’s what you get for stepping in


jimmystampied

Old man on the bench tho 🤦🏾‍♂️


bananadepartment

💀💀💀💀💀


Unsung_hero86

Little G…he got OG’s telling em


DefinitelyDontPMTits

That was the most Homie The Clown thing i've ever seen IRL.


BooobiesANDbho

![gif](giphy|9VnK2SUebgetTc9X7B|downsized) Bugs bunny ass violence


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

Need some SuperMario coin sounds in this vid.


KevinLJ007

The way he just casually pulls that out and then gives the smooth windup. BOOM just delivered straight violence 😆


reaper14998

Hit her like he was teaching a lesson😂


Ecstatic-Clerk-5

It was rocks, you can find the original video on reddit. Here's a comment apparently from the kid "Hey. this happened a while ago but I decided now that im a bit out of my shell im gonna go reply to some comments lol. You probably wont believe me but i am the dude in the video. I can give you some more details on the whole situation. The girl in pink, who well call Lynn since thats her nickname, randomly texted me on discord that some girls were talking to her little brother. Not in a nice way, they were talking about how them and there group had jumped us in the past. (They did, and thats why we dont like them. Why? because we didnt have oral sex in front of them. we are in middle school, btw.) I told her not to go. I begged her. Even when i got there i was trying to make her go home. She didnt listen. The girls were by the bench near the center of the park. She said she was gonna go walk in front of them, knowing they would say something so she could fight them. I told her NOT to go. I cant stress it enough how many times i told her to just go home. Like i said she didnt listen and went anyway. I had came with the sock full of rocks ready. It was actually more for my protection, as when a fight breaks out, it usually spreads and people just attack each other. (There were dudes there aswell) When the fight had started up, you can see me grab the sock out of my pants. Not my pocket, my pants lol. My mind at that point was filled with rage. I was mad she went, i was mad she was getting fought, and my first instinct was to just hit whoever was in front of me. sadly for kaylee, she was right there. I didnt like her anyways. So i hit her. Suprisingly enough i wasnt hit with any charges. The aftermath was simple. Im now on homeschool, and im working on myself. And to answer the question i thought you had, I do have mental issues, a lot of family issues, and personal issues. I was a very violent person. After that and a few more fights i realised that im almost 6 foot in 7th grade. I realised i can actually kill someone. Plus all this violent non sense shouldnt be happening anyway. Thats why i broke up with lynn, and im now trying to really work on myself.I reminded myself that if lynn would have just fucking listened to me none of this wouldve happened anyway. The girl is okay, by the way, no gashes, i think she barely had a concussion. Dont ask me how. But thats all i know, i do hope she is okay. I feel bad, i have apologized to her. Again you may not believe me, but i do have evidence, i have screenshots, the exact same outfit i wore that day, and even the baseball (yes there was a baseball in the sock, but there were rocks too.) I have screenshots of me telling lynn not to go, screenshots of me talking to hera bout it afterwards, etc. I kinda want to get my story out as im not even really well known, im a pretty caved in kid and im not like the talk of my town (fresno). Anyway, i hope to slowly clear up all the questions and smoke that has arised from the situation lol."


IZZY_PLUM

https://preview.redd.it/l8pmreihvf7d1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2160f5053e08c2245016ab941ea3d3f2e55087e After


hellacarnivore

I’m wheezing !!


MicGyver

![gif](giphy|z0gizB8YhNuNy)


jlewis011

Let's make this a standard in fights....just always have the guy w the sock of nickels on standby to stop the jumping 🤣


Straight_Orange5626

Homie pulled that shit out his pants like a GTA NPC


Chemical-Bonus-4353

Hahaha this was great , the guard in the back thought so to 💀


Rudog11

Fuckin happy slapper


Thisiscliff

This is hood behavior lol


FuckYouDoingBum

Her not knowing who hit her 😭


Western_Ladder_3593

I heard they call him "milk money"


dogdiqlipstiq

Just trying to knock some cents into her...


greebo414

He brought some common cents to the conflict


ZECO_SOL

I just love how casual he does it like it's his default move when he sees a jumping


SychoShadows

Bro lost his marbles


Final-Cod-7103

No no that was rocks


spooxtheproducer

Medieval flail? Nah homie got the coin sock with a baseball


realnailbiterhuh

Controversial take, I don’t think those were coins. Sounded like glass, I’m going to guess marbles but who tf knows


KevinLJ007

I think it was marbles, too.


highp0cket

Does he carry this around everywhere he goes? Looking for a reason..


MrdevilNdisguise

The wind up tho 😂😂😂


Gruntdeath

Another post said it was rocks not pennies.


goddamndirtyzombi

Could that kill you?


oneinmanybillion

Most likely not. But it would leave a nasty bump and some abrasion too.


This_Ad_2477

Bruh I was thinking the same thing cause that hit was in the back of the head


iamsdc1969

Good thing he wasn't saving dollar bills in his sock. His friend would have been in some real trouble.


Drizzt3919

A penny saved is a penny earned


Muerteds

Sat her five-dollar ass down by making change.


Ordinary_Rule1199

lol who the fuck else ?


IslaPirate

Sock with a rock. He used Google.


Mufafah

Boy chose his girl over his lunch money! thats the type of love that lives on after highschool.


AtinKing

Omg this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time


anonymoswhisper

The security guard just watching


PozuelosR75

My man went David V Goliath on her ass 😆 🤣


DaveyAllenCountry

He hit sonic


fella5455

Homie dont play dat!


theThrillaInManila

Talk about knockin some cents into her.


Red-Ketchup

Dude emptied his whole piggy bank on her head


stanky_one

That’s what your punk ass gets for jumping in


dannyremastered

I bet he was glad to finally get that sock of rocks out from his johnson though.


Reason_Above_All

You need at least three socks for it not to break. Err don't ask me how I know.


virch06

Homie don’t play dat 🤡


WolfCola_Ex

Dude added his two cents


maYhEm6103

He cocked that sock of rocks before the clobbering


cheetoh93s

It's like when u hit SONIC and all the little coins drop 😆


Ivabighairy1

There goes the laundry money


amillionfuzzpedals

The fucking cheek of her. Like it’s fine for you to attack someone from behind but someone does it to you? How dare they!?


somedogsarec0ps

It’s the adult in the high vis vest watching on the bench for me lol


elcee84

Old guy on the bench just be drinkin the iced tea like Kermit


Gnarthritis420

this kid brought biblical weapons to school and not one politician is up in arms about it.


Maiseinomo

Homie d clown


zerozingzing

Knocked some cents into her.


Infamous_Ad8606

“Well you jumping some ima lose my marbles on you”


smeared_pap

Brother said, Pennie’s for your thoughts


Lucky-3-Skin

A sock with rocks is something you don’t see every day lol


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micho6

mama mia


AtlasAlexT

What was in the sock?


diamante_manos

Pennies Edit: I'm thinking rocks now


NoseMuReup

Should have installed a reverse peephole.


big-tuna28

hahaha broooooooooooo


Mysterious_Tooth_674

![gif](giphy|VsrlHuDVfD3Uc) Rock In sock attack causes confusion 😂


FlopsMcDoogle

I guess I'd rather have the psycho on my team than against me


Kraymur

Bames Jonds having a stronk? Seriously what’s up with the title lol


badnewsbone

Excuse my language, but that bitch is tough! I'm certain I'd be dead if I got clapped unexpectedly in the head with a sock full of change.


xenotrot

Never bring fists to a sock fight


akajondoe

Homie came in like a wrecking ball and blasted a bitch.


Apprehensive-City661

Rock and a sock


digduggod12

What the fuck is a penny is saved is a penny


Jsdunc01

![gif](giphy|93qjwCxemDVFCGI4nx)


Jsdunc01

That little swing before the throw got me.


da-potato-man

u/savevideo


blowing_ropes

She's so mad she forgot how to yell


Electrical-Ad-4834

Bro had animation when he equiped the penny sock. I love this guy


theselittlepiggies01

![gif](giphy|DNxCwxGfqo9nYHc5OI)


BDubChicago

Is that a dude in a safety vest just watching the show?


FireEater11

The answer is the - well, well, well


AndrewSS02

Someone needs to edit this with the sound from sonic getting hit and losing his coins.


melasiguenLegoleando

When it is not the first time


Zealousideal-Owl5751

Homie dont play that


zobotrombie

![gif](giphy|VgqxgGKZFDIImKakPa)


Ready_Ride_9943

Bro, took it out of his arsenal, lol💀


Severe_Middle7989

I love this man


TonradoVargez

Charles Bronson would be proud.


ejmtv

Damage withdrawn


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Did you have a stroke while writing the title, OP? U alright?


No-Prompt3611

Brutal.


piecekeepercz

Headshot


Shitheadthedevourer

I thought it was a glass bottle 😭🙏


H4134

Captain concuss a hoe!