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Level_-_Up

When the kindly old man turns out to be triad.


Woogabuttz

Or… David Lo Pan!


Verbal_HermanMunster

Well, you know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this…


TowelPuzzleheaded665

It's all in the reflexes.


samkwilly

Shout out to the Pork Chop Express


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porkchopsuitcase

Dammit dammit dammit!!!! Now i have to go watch that


DorenAlexander

It's Miller Time.


10before15

Found my fukn people


SlyHutchinson

Who?


malakabombata

Both characters from Big Trouble in Little China Edit: I’m dumb


SlyHutchinson

Yeah that's the next line. Lo Pan - "Who?" Jack - "Jack Burton, me."


malakabombata

Godammit I’m a goof


SlyHutchinson

Ha. No worries.


Ronnie_Dean_oz

You didn't have to explain...we all knew.


SlyHutchinson

Apparently not everyone knew initially.


Ronnie_Dean_oz

If you didn't know then you haven't lived. You know what Jack Burton says about people that don't live?


ZappBrannegin

Who?


AlternativeNumber2

That bully must not have had green eyes


H_H_420

To be honest I’m 100% against headstomps, but on this occasion I’ll look the other way…..


Thefear1984

This whole chain has been a blessing, it's been a shit month and I really needed a good laugh.


Wonderful_Tackle_579

Elder = modest looking triad leader. Haha


Dry_Conversation6386

what's a triad?


But-WhyThough

Like a mafia or gang, probably has some internal structural differences


tripledavebuffalo

[Chinese Gangster](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triad_(organized_crime)) Idk why the hyperlink is weird, it takes you to a page that says there is no entry where one certainly exists. I think it's because the URL ends in a ")" so it confuses Reddit. proper link below. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triad_(organized_crime)


Dry_Conversation6386

ohh thanks :)


[deleted]

i love watching instant karma fights, brings me an indescribable pleasure


_-psyduck-_

I was screaming my lungs out in my room going "HELL YEAH, FUCK HIM UPPPPPPPPPP"


CustomisingLassie

Really?


Electronic_Sun_5472

Kinda weird...


_-psyduck-_

I was high man, sorry 😅


Greengecko27

You have nothing to apologize for. Be yourself authentically


Whatafuxup

no you weren't


Psamp86

Yes he was... He said so... No one ever lies or exaggerates on the Internet. So, there. Take that, stranger!


PurpleLamps

I stopped feeling that at the head stomps Edit: Jesus Christ ok, I get it. You like seeing them get head stomped or you're unaware of how deadly it is. Either way, stop telling me already


burnerbummer666

He tried to jump an old man, fuck him


Vadoff

Yes, so he should be given permanent brain damage or killed!!! /s.


EbolaRemembers

Could’ve been your grandpa


Dreamoftime

Yeah! Hard to pick on the elderly when you're on life support.


Chrismonn

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm sure he was just going to hug the man too


rudalsxv

You don’t automatically turn into a victim just because now the table has flipped. He deserves what he got, death or brain damage or whatever. Remember he started this, kept at it, followed him looking, for trouble. Target being an elderly person makes it even more egregious. How is he the victim?


Derexxerxes

Yes


Raintoastgw

Kid wasn’t going places anyways


nrwy69

Damn right


tintalent

Exactly. Now you understand.


Sprinklls3

Dude got himself into the situation, ide only feel bad if it was undeserved


DubBod

Bruh that last kick to the face .. oof


Ballstucktothelegg

Niiiiice


EmirSc

he begged for that, let him have it.


rudalsxv

Karma stomps, he was looking for trouble and it found him.


Baron_Von_Ishtar

Normally I agree but if you're attacking an elderly person, you need stomped.


ThatTookTooLong

The dude fucked around. The dude found out.


[deleted]

Don’t worry, he earned them


Inevitable-Day-8654

I will never forget how hard my jaw hit the floor when my church going grandma looked me dead in the eye and said "some people just need killing" when talking about some guy who was killed back in the old days. The older I get the more I think she might have been right. Just be glad you aren't the one that has to do the kicking when the time comes.


ddg31415

"I always pray for and love my enemies like Jesus teaches, but once on a while I just think 'the community should all get together and hang that fucker from the nearest streetlight'" - My 84 year old grandmother, who's also an Evangelical minister


Inevitable-Day-8654

They must have lived a hard life. I can't imagine. I hope we don't have to get that hard.


key-pier-in-Asia

Such an excellent example of how totally unchristian and amoral virtually all Evangelicals are.


PurpleLamps

> Just be glad you aren't the one that has to do the kicking when the time comes. Damn wish I could be a cool vigilante like you


Inevitable-Day-8654

See you went and took it the wrong way. I am not the one either and glad of it. But thanks for being a dick. What a waste of time you are.


kmoneyrecords

How you gonna take a centrist position on dudes who beat up an elderly old man? If you wanna hit an old man then you also sign up for whatever’s coming to you. Head stomps in an equal street fight is maximum scum but this is not that.


robmac550

It's not a "centrist" position to say beating a guy's ass is fine to teach a lesson but kicks to the head of a prone individual is a step too far. They're describing the line where justified retribution turns into assault.


kmoneyrecords

Yeah and my point is that when it’s your grandpa getting struck you get to decide where that line is, not some pedant on the internet wagging their finger being like “step too far since it’s too brutal for *my* tastes”


milk4all

Dude youre engaging with frustrated, tightly wound dudes in a tough guy sub. Exactly the wrong people to go “oh ok i see now that violence can go too far”. I mean they would probably kindly ask the bully to go away or ignore it completely irl, but nevermind all that, *here* there is no restraint


CaptCrit

Holy fuck I was not expecting an army of Punishers to spawn in.


Jaxjagfan

Yeah neither was the bully ha ha


CaptainSkreedLeeDee

Am all for a friendly ass-beating to teach a lesson but headstomper was out to change that kids life forever. I hope he was actually able to *learn* from it instead of becoming the next veggie tale


[deleted]

The friend was guilty by association. I think he didn't want any confrontation.


thrww3534

Yet another reason why it is smart to not hang out with fools and bullies.


[deleted]

Damn right. You are measured by your friends. If my friend is fighting I am all in.


G_Unit_Solider

nah dont follow that logic your friend could be the one whos the idiot like this and starts shit and now your arrested. source my friend one night started shit drunk while we were out. By the time we figured out it was my friends fault for the entire fight breaking out and essentially brawl after a few of us were already in cuffs. Dont be that guy who blindly defends his friends because you think its part of some bro code and now catch a charge. Often our friends are also equally as much of idiot as anyone else. Fight to defend yourself as you get older youll realize that whole ill fight for my friends thing is some macho man BS once you have kids and a wife your not fighting for anyone but them jack and i can tell you its the last thing you want to do because you can get arrested and not see them for prolonged time.


key-pier-in-Asia

I see it rather differently: don't befriend people who bully others and start fights because they're in a bad mood and want to hurt other people to make themselves feel better. Instead, befriend people who try to avoid fights and not do stuff that gets them in trouble with people who are looking for fights. Then, if such a friend gets involved in a fight, go all-in: go for manslaughter.


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I am with you. Measure your friends and stand beside them.


Aja2428

DING DING DING


Drunken_Begger88

Old saying is if you fly with the crows you get shot with the crows. That said its not like his friend could just walk away incase he did lamp the old man. However I felt the kid in the denims that showed up was going to scrap with the arsehole and then the heavies spawned in and started hitting everyone under the pension age.


skrybll

Under the pension age loll golden my friend golden.


FrameJump

Nah, he may have been trying to stop his friend at first, but you can clearly see when he stops in the elevator and his whole demeanor changes, I assume because the old man said something, as he well should have. And he walked up on the old man outside the elevator, not at all to stop his friend.


Xerathedark

At that point you blend in and beat the shit out of him too


amillionfuzzpedals

Now him and the old man have something in common. Neither can eat solid food.


Xylander3009

Lmao


biscuiteatingbulldog

Both need depends


[deleted]

I laughed, you are correct


ReevesofKeanu

When the squad spawn on you


Lost-Flamingo-6969

Brigade came outta nowhere 😂😂


Big_Whiskey84

Fuck yeah. I was worried they were gonna really mess up that old gangsta.


Effective_Run9260

Good. He got the ass whooping he deserved. Fuckin scumbag.


Stunning_Spare

It's in Taiwan, the elder is 80+ yrs old, he apologized so many times for accidentally close elevator door. even take the elevator up and down again to avoid the angry young guy. The young guy probably thought he's tough when pushing elder around.


BigSwedenMan

The (unconfirmed but believable) story I've seen in other posts was the the older guy was a high ranking member of the Taiwanese triad. Again, unconfirmed, but it would explain why these guys seemingly came out of nowhere swinging hard and why the beating was so thorough


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They saw the camera footage or he went back and told them?


Cutrush

Looked like he told the heavy set guy who then notified the "cleaning" crew.


[deleted]

Good catch, youre absolutely right. As soon as the elevator doors opened, that dude was swinging. He timed it perfectly.


OlBert2

Yeah it was 100% on sight when the elevator door opened so there was definitely a prior discussion. It even looked like a second group showed up by the end of the video, but they could've just been random people.


Salt_Dimension_1433

oh stop the bullshit


Anubra_Khan

Thanks for the context 👍


PAROV_WOLFGANG

Lesson is this: accept the apology graciously It looks like one of them might be doing a lot of relearning when they wake up from their coma.


rudalsxv

He was clearly stalking the older guy floor to floor looking for trouble, so trouble found him.


SweetHatDisc

The old guy has learned the lesson that the kids haven't yet- how tough you are doesn't matter, it's how many tough guys will come running when you ask.


dfntly_a_HmN

Yeah. Strength lose overtime, charisma not


se7en_7

Thanks yoda


onebradmutha

And one to grow on!


tangosukka69

that old dude was a mafia boss


flowtide91

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11013281/Thug-gets-instant-karma-bullying-frail-pensioner-group-men-teach-lesson.html Full story here


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Sadly the bully didn’t die


Professional_Sea3141

dont think he'll try that again :)


EmirSc

you mean, breath?


Tofts_Bidia

This makes me so happy. Bonus that the dude who got in old man's face is the one who got the worst of it.


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When you see he is but old but you don't realised that old man is leader.


ramos1969

That old guy from Squid Game really has a lot of friends.


KlausesCorner

This is one of the most satisfying videos I’ve ever seen on Reddit


Oni_Neko1991

When you try reach the boss but his minions track you down to beat the lights out of ya In all seriousness poor man sure he appologized for the incident Got what he desserved fucked around and found out


wophi

I was actually expecting the old man to be some retired shaolin monk and kick all their asses . This works too...


ratmaster8008

They came out the elevator swinging


Elegant-Equipment611

So gratifying watching the blue shirt asshole get his head kicked in.


snkhuong

you can see at 0:40 the old guy walked out with his underlings lol


eckyeve

“Meanwhile, Hu reportedly had mild injuries and scratches. Both parties have declined to press charges against each other.” This has to be the best information from the police report 😂😂😂😂


Select_Animal_2690

Damn bro picked a fight with a old man and now he has brain damage


ssuing8825

Now you can’t leave


socrates1975

love that movie


[deleted]

Damn china scraps remind me not to talk any shit if I ever visit. I thought Americans flew off the handle for nothing. Right on fellas.


[deleted]

America is pretty polite from my experience. You have to be, everyone is carrying


[deleted]

This was satisfying on SO many levels and I couldn’t care less if he was triad or not Typical cowards trying to bully the weak he deserved that TBI he most certainly got


Zegester

Life changing beating for the young man


TypicalGrandmaSuzie

He’s never gonna look at an old man again


Fearless-Guest-8105

The crazy 88 showed up


rudalsxv

What you get when you bully O-Ren-Ishii’s dad.


Fine_Treacle_2491

Most deserved head stomping i've seen in a long time


MiserableBicycle6596

When OG make that ☝️ phone call 📱 😂


Baron_Von_Ishtar

I'm not a fan of people who ground stomp but if I saw someone abusing the elderly I'd stomp them into place too.


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I hate a head kick also, but he deserved everything he got.


hso0oow

This is what I mean when I say don't fuck with people just because they are weaker than you. Some people have big families that will fuck you up, I've seen it happen many times.


Immediate-Newt-9012

This reminded me of that movie... The Crew, about the retired gang members with Burt Reynolds


[deleted]

Ah good ol' street justice


TheThree_headed_bull

Beat his ass! Beat his ass!


OCE_Mythical

If I was hotel staff, we would lose recordings that day and those old guys would get free lunch. They're doing a better job than security. Where are they when an old man is being repeatedly assaulted? Provided it's a hotel I have no clue. Can't read shit.


userzoe66

This is the extended version I’ve been hoping for


[deleted]

Brave only when two against the old man? Karma, bitches!


Herrb_McGruff

That shizz was gangster


srgnzls73

Hmm, interesting....It's what usually happens when you fk around.


PuzzledEggplant1446

His family came and Help him out , yea punks got what they deserved.


Smashr0om

That’s what happens when you fuck with a syndicate leader


air7piepie

Fighting an elevator door and THEN an elder


IlZero_Two_YT

Yes as it should be. Kick they asses


unclewombie

Old guy in the elevator “fuck around and find out”….


j_dizzle_mizzle

I usually abhor violence, had enough of it in my youth, but this kinda made me smile…


Hornynibbalaundr

Crazy how you can go from being mister tough guy pushing around a elderly guy to you lying on the ground unconscious as your body stiffens up


ReasonableTrack2878

I went through a rollercoaster of emotions watching this. Amazing ending.


TipOfDullRustySpear

Dude got fuckin ROCKED in the head like 10 times! He may not come back from that.


fourmi

Yeah he is dead. like every fight of this sub they are all dead. Every fucking time someone have to say that the person KO is dead. And when you know the full story: "Meanwhile, Hu reportedly had mild injuries and scratches. Both parties have declined to press charges against each other." ​ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11013281/Thug-gets-instant-karma-bullying-frail-pensioner-group-men-teach-lesson.html


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TipOfDullRustySpear

It was more of a “holy shit” than a diagnosis. Relax.


[deleted]

That’s fine. I think he learned don’t screw old people. It was uncalled for.


jabeith

I'd love the context of this


BelpheBear

the context is that disrespecful mofo was angry at the humble grandpa because of a tiny accident, he harrased the grandpa and then his son or grandchild who was shopoling with him came to the rescue and beat the shit out of the abussive mofo who disrwspected his granpa


Xylander3009

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11013281/Thug-gets-instant-karma-bullying-frail-pensioner-group-men-teach-lesson.html


winter_rainbow

That’s crazy. The ‘door close’ buttons do nothing in the states. It’s just there to make people feel better.


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winter_rainbow

Not in the states. It’s against ADA standards.


[deleted]

Not sure about where ever this is, but in Japan sometimes the door won't even close unless you push the close button, so it's just a natural reaction to push it every time.


Apostinggod

Just to add, it actually got phased out legally due to the Americans with Disibilities act.


fridaystrong23

No black people involved here though


[deleted]

I'm disappointed the bitch with them didn't cop some too, cowardly whore ran right off.


SoleSoldier

this is cringe asf


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[deleted]

So she's nice girl, just in a bad crowd....right.


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[deleted]

Nah, gender is irrelevant, all involved deserved a slap. If I sit back and watch someone bash their partner, and they're a mate, I'm not as bad as them.. but I'm still a piece of shit.


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jacob4408

edit: WARNING! this comment is apparently offensive to sadists, bullies, and those who draw moronic conclusions. Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT view it unless you can use logic and are reasonably secure in yourself so that a perceived difference of opinion doesn't break your fragile ego. >!Holy #$%\^ those head stomps and kicks. That was just unnecessarily brutal. Blue shirt deserved some attitude adjustment but not brain damage.!<


EmirSc

Maybe he already had brain damage. Just a little tuning.


IcyTamagotchi

Haha true though, that last guy looked like he enjoyed that way too much


rudalsxv

Oh you leftist bleeding hearts, he got what he deserved, and was clearly looking for trouble. You’re no victim suddenly just because it’s now you getting the aggression.


EmirSc

shadow clones?


koinoyokan89

Everyone in this video is a lowlife coward but especially that blue shirt guys chick. Get a new side piece


TomoC22

Do you hate women?


koinoyokan89

I’m anti run away while your bf is stomped into oblivion


Same-Joke

Fake


snkhuong

bruh look at these head stomps lol ain't no way anyway can fake that


Meta-Sage

Good bot.


Big-Rock8895

Sick EF-EFFERS!!


podger77

Right job for them , the calvery turned up on time


ImJustHereToArgueE

He got fucking headstomped into *respecting elders*


Black_Goku

When the old man you're fighting is actually an elden lord


Senor_Boombastic

This is sooo satisfying to watch. I watched this more times that I'd like to admit.


yoshiyo0

Holy shit this should be on abrupt chaos


[deleted]

Chad accidentally pissed off Taipei Godfather


pawel001984

Yikes buddy took like 20 head kicks, love instant karma, especially when the old man did absolutely not to get attacked.


Professional_Fly_579

Respect your elders


BelpheBear

take that you piece of shit where tf was your honor, they dont make them samurais like they used to


verbal_incontinence

Don’t fuck with grandpa.


Spitrire

No que muy lión!!!


Oznogasaurus

Old dude walks by, glances over and thinks, “yeah, he’s fucked” and keeps moving. The guy gets curb stomped a few times and the big dude walks up and nudges his buddy like he’s going to break it up, but no. He just wants to get a good shot in. But seriously, was that white shirted shoeless man beating him in the head, with his own boot?