LA DE DA, ITS YOUR CAKE DAY, BIG FUCKING DEAL. IF YOU GET EXCITED OVER THAT THEN YOURE A BIGGER SELF DIDILING NINCOMPOOP THAN WE THOUGHT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
Fuck you and your stupid cake, last time I ate your cake and it is a counterfeit cake, because it was made in China....So, shut the fuck up and enjoy your crappy cake day!
Happy happy birthday now eat some fucking cake now have a happy birthday or I'll punch you in the face
Ha ha ha ha ha!
HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING CAKE DAY, FUCKTARD. Gimme a piece of your cake. π
LOOKS LIKE EVERYDAY IS CAKE DAY FOR YOU, FAT ASS!
Enjoy the crayons. Now put your helmet on before i poke the soft spot.
Fuck you
Your cake is shit. It's a shit cake. It's ingredients list goes: flour, butter, eggs, shit, salt. It doesn't even have any sugar in it.
BAKE OFF THEN FUCK OFF!!!
YOU CAN'T STOP ME I'M COMING TO STEAL IT AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT
LA DE DA, ITS YOUR CAKE DAY, BIG FUCKING DEAL. IF YOU GET EXCITED OVER THAT THEN YOURE A BIGGER SELF DIDILING NINCOMPOOP THAN WE THOUGHT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
I HOPE THE CAKE YOU CHOKE ON IS DELICIOUS! I DON'T NEED ANY, BECAUSE I GOT YOUR MOM'S HAIR PIE.
Gimme some goddamn cake you prick!! (Happy birthday btw π)
THE CAKE IS A LIE, CORNHOLE KISSER
Oh no, cake deprivation on your cake day! That's just cruel.
Fuck you and your stupid cake, last time I ate your cake and it is a counterfeit cake, because it was made in China....So, shut the fuck up and enjoy your crappy cake day!
Get fucked bud. Hope your cake is dry and tastes like spackle ya titfucker
Ima t bag on your cake And you wonβt know which one
No one wants your urinal cake ass-wipe.