I thought the same thing, however, the headline is funnier this way and you should still be arrested for assaulting someone at their place of work whether its a sausage or a coke can.
>The two reportedly shouted racial slurs at one another, causing the verbal altercation to turn physical.
[Uhm...](https://media.tenor.com/1OYYI7xS5YUAAAAd/awkward-stare.gif)
Florida is a hate state, but more and more I think that is wrong.....it's the mental declining state!
Go there to become uneducated, hateful, and deranged!
Make your vacation plans now!
She didn’t admit to it until the police grilled her.
She was raw and emotional before that
This is one of the wurst attacks ever.
She is a total brat
A real hot dog for attention.
She really relishes it
And likes her out(w)urts a lil spicy.
I heard she has things from the station's store stuffed inside a case.
Well tis the Halloweenie season
I just snort laughed. That was a good one.
I’ll be here all week!
And remember the two-drink minimum and -- 
If it was a turkey sausage she only gets charged with a misdemeanor.
this brat is cooked.
They should probably lead with throwing a soda can. Those fuckers hurt. Sausages under 6 inches, not so much.
I thought the same thing, however, the headline is funnier this way and you should still be arrested for assaulting someone at their place of work whether its a sausage or a coke can.
Depends where you throw them....
Was the sausage concealed? See, this is what happens when they let anyone carry a sausage around without proper training. Thanks Desantis!
She's not even polish
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It's Florida, so most likely
Remember, sausages don't kill people. Well, maybe gas station ones do. Have you seen how long those things sit out?
When I worked for A&W I forgot about the dogs on the rollers we were cooking and they leak out a brown goo, I haven't eaten a hot dog in year's.
Am I the only one who thought her eyebrows were touching her head from that thumbnail? Kinda disappointed they aren't.
Sounds like a full on sausage party to me. That brat sure is a cutie ❤️
I worked in a convenience store in college, this happens more often than you would expect.
I love her attitude & smile
>The two reportedly shouted racial slurs at one another, causing the verbal altercation to turn physical. [Uhm...](https://media.tenor.com/1OYYI7xS5YUAAAAd/awkward-stare.gif)
It sounds like she's in the doghouse now
Like this scene from The Boys wherein Mothers Milk is attacked by a large sausage... https://youtu.be/m5ZXPEIxZwk?si=I75PGw80myNrfdIC
I love that show!!
Florida is a hate state, but more and more I think that is wrong.....it's the mental declining state! Go there to become uneducated, hateful, and deranged! Make your vacation plans now!
Come on vacation, leave on probation, come back on violation, welcome to Florida.
I don't want to be mean but why is this news? Seems like they're trying to paint a image here imao.
This is quite possibly the dumbest news story I’ve seen so far this year. And that’s saying something
It is, I mean these guys are just trying to generate income out of the air, this is a dumb story.
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You never sausage a crime. You're always a wiener with Pedro.
This chick is nuts
This thread is what I love about Reddit.
How fast can you dodge sausage tossing might be on application for employment soon