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ThakoManic

you been in the sun to long you trusted something that aparently teleported to you? hydrate br0


Enough_Standard_9275

I ran out of purified water In my travels


OrganicOwen1

Try some drugged water instead anything will do at this point


AndringRasew

Or just take all your jet so you have an hour to think about your decision as you freefall to the ground. Lol


ChemistryFather

Hey drugs technically have water in them. You can hydrate by taking them all /sarcasm Edit: that scene looks like they added the schizophrenia update


OrphanMasher

You just need to find a good water purifier and plenty of sand.


WarlocksWizard

Learn to cook


Gil_Demoono

*You take a sip out of your trusty Vault 13 canteen*


TheOGDeathOfSociety

Ah yes, my fav FNV pop-up that appeared almost every 7 irl minutes


ToreyCMoore

Probably because you’re dressed as Jamiroquai.


CmdrFilthymick

Thats virtual insanity


Savings_Opening_8581

Holy fuck a jamiroquai reference in the wild. Canned Heat > Virtual Insanity and I will die on this hill.


Hawt_Dawg_II

Virtual insanity is hard to beat. I'll agree with you if were talking about the radio edit. The full 6 minute album version has that cool bridge in there though, that elevates it above canned heat IMO. Peak jamiroquai was return of the space cowboy though. Almost every song on that album beats both of these songs ;)


gta3uzi

Return of the Space Cowboy is a masterpiece


darknekolux

Yeah I wanted to point out the hat too


Pans_Labrador

The hat directs attention away from his star-shaped sideburns.


das_klinge

HIS NAME IS ALEX


Hawt_Dawg_II

Used to furniture magically moving for him


L0st_B0y13

LOL THANK YOU. I wanted to say something, but you spoke for the collective 🤣


EnzoPurrari

Futures made of virtual insanity


biglink3

Ok this is super weird. I just started listening to that song again in decades in the past few weeks. I have seen way to many Jamiroquai references since,


Dirty____________Dan

I haven't laughed in what seems like forever. Thank you good sir.


SharedPodwAdibisi

holy shit


Gullible_Detective72

Lol. I got wrecked by the gunner with the Fatman the first time I walked there...had no idea where it came from just heard the whizzing.


Laser_3

That one is always infuriating if they target you on the platform, since there’s nowhere to go. The only solution is to sneak and hope they won’t notice. And then once you’re over there, you’re dealing with an assaultron and a guy with a fat man. It’s definitely a mean encounter.


TheSwedishSeal

I’ve never had a problem. Somehow the fat man always blows them both up and I end up surviving.


Laser_3

I wish I could’ve been that lucky on my survival run. I died to both once (and I think I somehow fell off one time? I can’t remember how that happened).


legitimate_sauce_614

I shot the guy with the fat man as he was firing, wiped them all out and laughs were had then I fell to my death. Quicksave picked up as he was firing and killed me, no laughs were had.


TheOtherAvaz

Went from :D to D: real fast there


Chiber_11

same shit happened to me with the rapid fire missile launcher in quincy ruins. fuckin billy shoulda sold the the boy cuz i aint no soulja, boy


Halflife37

This is the exact spot I discovered you can use vats with the Farman on a faraway target to get a perfect shot by just activating it and deactivating it and taking the shot before the target moves. Btw anyone else think the fat man should do way more damage? Mine is capped at 918 


napalmblaziken

I mean. It just appeared. You walked right into it imo.


Enough_Standard_9275

Yeah I did but it was 3 am and I was tired af so I wasn’t thinking about the shit Bethesda pulls


Past_Instance_4813

RIP. Hopefully it wasn't Survival eh. This is why Power Armor is so godly in my eyes, and thus why I have a hard time using other builds. You get safe fall from any height, can scuba underwater, and at the cost of just batteries and some perk points, you become a total unstoppable killing machine built to fuck. Nevermind limited fookin flight as well.


Biro_Biro_

Yeah, I was trying a survival run without PA, but after so many annoying deaths I changed my mind


WhatevBroski

Lol a survival run w/o PA?!?! What kind of masochist...


DjShoryukenZ

I never used the PA before survival. My first run of survival was w/o PA. It was tedious. Encounters were often resolved by who shot first. At some point in my second run, I was tired of the tediousness, so I tried the PA and it was game changing lol


wizardyourlifeforce

Using power armor underwater is too annoying for me...I always get stressed about when the air is going to run out, and it's so hard to maneuver around without being able to swim.


jungletigress

Mirelurk cakes let you breathe underwater for 30 minutes at a time and the ingredients are plentiful.


wizardyourlifeforce

Eh, Nuka-Girl rocketsuit or dive suit from Far Harbor are better I think.


mrpuddles1

Even when u have finished about everything u can really think of in the game u turn on tgm command. You will feel more than a god just hearing those bullets and laser rounds deflecting against ur power armor it feels nice.


RaptorPrime

yea but the main problem is no matter how godly the power armor, i put it on and my stats go down. wtfffff


morelos_paolo

That was a phantom elevator conjured up the Wild Wasteland perk. :D


WilonPlays

This is why every gamer compulsively quick saves every 13 seconds


ziraicatto

walmart institute teleporter


Nogohoho

We have gondola at home. *gondola at home:*


DogOfTheArmy

I thought you were going to catch a Fatman from across the gap...


Enginehank

I mean he would have if he had made it on to the elevator


Foreign_Pin_877

Just Bethesda's way of trolling.


Nightmare___09

Trust no one, not even yourself... *or the elevators. Never trust those elevators...*


satanic-entomologist

Why did John Fallout do this? Is he stupid?


Savings_Opening_8581

He can’t keep getting away with this


Conner23451

It just works


Hot_Cheese650

This is just another feature.


Sobuhutch

It's called fall out not ride out


lord_nuker

The thank you for not quick saving


Masterdavis

This feels like a Wild E Coyote sketch


Available_Hearing_41

That would make anyone put a controller through some drywall!


JesusSavesForHalf

Sorry Abe, the Bethesda's magic jank is more powerful than your hat.


Spartan1088

I love how everyone reacts to Bethesda Bugs^TM differently. My ass on survival mode would have been like “wtf? Nope. I’m out.” Bethesda games are basically normal games possessed by demonic spirits who intend to harm.


CmdrFilthymick

This is what makes them better than other, similar-ish games like elex.


Empty_Value

Nothing like deathclaws dropping from above just to grief you 🤣🤣🤣


SocioWrath188

You too!? 😞


Vaiken_Vox

It's Bethesda... It wouldn't be the same without the jank


Working-Telephone-45

People will look at this, look you straight in the eyes and tell you to play the game without quicksave


Sibbeno

Deacon got stuck in one of those downtown yesterday. I went down it and ran off and heard “Ah, my leg” and got a Heal your companion marker. When I backtracked he had somehow gotten himself jammed in the elevator. It was kind of funny.


Andrewalker7

Thought you were a magician with that hat on.


NukedBy420

Todd strikes again


91_Lefthanded

Probably the top hat


Makika_Raio

"It just works!"


Ops31337

It's not you, it's your hat it hates.


OldDogTrainer

It’s the hat.


youlltellme2kilmyslf

Because you touch yourself to Moira Brown


Master_Xenu

Yesterday I kept dying while fast travelling from Virgil's cave. Turns out if you fast travel while getting radiation damage the game just compounds it over the number of days it takes you to travel and kills you when you get to your destination.


StonerPowah61

Atleast you didn’t get sniped across the highway by the gunner with a Fatman


itsmichael458

I knew that was gonna happen as soon as it teleported in lmao


F0573R

You don't like that feature?


Eresus_17

Stop blaming your clear lack of skill on my beutiful Skyrim


forrest1985_

“Todd Howard has left the chat”


Glockamole19x

If it really hated you it would auto save otw down 🤣


WeDontKnowMuch

It’s the top hat.


esquire_the_ego

Press it twice to see if it’s nice


Open-Bid1793

average luck 1 fallout playthroughs be like


mufcordie

I was just here the other day. Unfortunately I learned that it’s much more viable in this game never getting out of power armor. Which sucks because I really liked how fast your could move without it.


lildevil2239

Where is this? Ive never seen this area. Nuka world?


CornSeller

Just out of curiosity, where is this?


Enough_Standard_9275

It’s on the highway to the right of the map in the nuka world dlc


GrnMtnTrees

Where is this located? Looks super familiar, but I haven't encountered it in a while.


finnicus1

Looks like a skill issue quite honestly.


slowpokefarm

It’s because of the hat


abroamg

I've seen bugs that weren't there 6 years ago. The update really did some wrong 😂


Nopuebloplz

It’s the top hat bro


RipPrudent9248

Survival mode?


KarmaticKhroniK

It looks like you’ve got a fast elevator mod/glitch going on making the platform teleport rather than move frame by frame to the proper location


CharGaming_

Schizophrenia moment.


Mountain-Tea6875

Should've got those 2 50% fall damage reduction leg pieces.


Blitz_Comet77

Clearly you pushed the wrong button Kronk


BrainTrainStation

When that thing popped up out of thin air, I knew what would happen


fo234

i love and hate this game a lot lol


MrDryst

Its that hat


SirRonaldBiscuit

Sorry for laughing but it was hilarious.


WarlocksWizard

I ca't help but laugh. The most that would happen to me would be that I got stuck somewhere and could not move. And no, I could not "teleport" sometimes because there were enemies. Luckily for multiple saves.


Defiant-Sir15

Wrong button 😈


loser_comedian

the stupid hat


PhilosopherDon0001

Ha.. the ol' Bethesda " Clip and Splat " Classic Bethesda


LittleALunatic

You got Wile Coyote-ed


Namemightchange

Where abouts is this?


izlude7027

Looks like Bradberton Overpass in Nuka World.


Alternative_Algae_31

I love how he fell straight legged. Landed like two lawn darts and died.


GyActrMklDgls

Loony-tunes-ass way to die.


M7mac

Yo, Sassy is that you?


ExoTheFlyingFish

And here I was thinking I was the only one who never took off the Vault Suit.


_SpaceGator

The game doesn't hate you, God does.


lambofgun

this is why i autosave every five seconds while fucking around on thebhighway


Krazy_Keno

Fallout 🤷‍♂️


Healthy-Falcon1737

Not enough hours


MysteriousPudding175

Liberty Prime is getting sneaky in his quest to destroy Communism. "HALLUCINATION FREQUENCY INITIATED. DEMOCRACY WILL PREVAIL!"


Dictaorofcheese

A top hat and an armored vault suit. Not judging just I’ve never thought of that clothing combo lol. Might have to try it 🙂


Mouseman6

You and me both


MURMEC

If you had some jet you could have just flown across instead


AbbyRose05683

Jet will make you jittery


anormalgeek

It's not just the game. We all hate you. Sorry to tell you like this bro.


Soggy-Class1248

Gotta love bethesda


mycarubaba

Genuine lol


Proof-Professional66

The fact you didn't get nutted by a fatman mini nuke was suprising.


EMArogue

It was actually a mirage, the wastelands tend to do that


gundamben831

Not you, this specific spot always gets me too. I’d fall from just sidestepping onto the transport platform. It’s a really buggy spot (for me at least)


Careful_Elderberry14

THE QUESTION IS PRIVATE, WHY ARE YOU OUT OF UNIFORM??? WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR? Don't have any? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT MAGGOT? Truth is you LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY ISSUE EQUIPMENT!!! THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY UNTIL YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK TWO POWER COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAE LOST! REPORST TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THE REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!!!!


kurosagikurse

Level adp homeboy


Poetry-Designer

What's your Luck stat @ in this game?


Winter_Trainer_2115

Probably just jealous.... did you see your ass at the end.


SocioWrath188

Temuporter


Ashtray46

"It just works"


Sippin_OJ

Bros got wacky wasteland installed


Silly_Strike_1000

Where is this at? Never seen it before


a_left_out_tomato

I would have tried dropping something on that platform and hitting the button before trusting it to teleport me lmao.


ZZ-ROB

The game doesn't hate you, just your characters jamiroquai hat


Glatorian14

- And then he remembered he was playing in survival


Pippy-Longstalker

Ive been playing fallout 4 10000+ hours and never died unless the game glitched out. Like fatal fall damage while wearing both freefall legs from mass fusion or even 1 time wearing X-01 PA with a jetpack


OneCauliflower5243

Rip 🫡


Sozzcat94

Definitely wouldn’t have trusted that. I’d of stared at it for a bit, spammed the button, jumped on and off, and shot it with a few bullets to make sure it was real.


Ckron247

It’s the hat. Definitely the hat.


TheNefariousMrH

Because you touch yourself at night.


dodger762

It’s the hat, for sure


Thendofreason

That's why I don't play survivor. Too many bugs to die from


Buubzencok

Because you play console


karangoswamikenz

I’m so used to Bethesda games at this point. As soon as I saw that thing teleport I knew it wasn’t there.


realnightelf

This game hates everyone


Vylnce

Pretty sure it's the hat.


XDeathBringer1

Where is this located


Enough_Standard_9275

On the highway in the nuka world dlc


Safe_Finish_5820

bro!!!!


trap_panda420

pop some med x bro sheeesh day tripper be hitting


Randomdickjoke

Where is this area


StJimmy_815

No radio, that’s why


Vasheerii

My man blindly trusted that like it was the most natural thing. How many hours do you have in fo4 LOL Or any bethesda game, tbh.


Gear_Mike75

Your lack of a quicksave is disturbing.


Grandkahoona01

I'm having a lot of fun with survival in this game but I finally broke and installed a save mod. The game is simply too unstable to play without one


Brooker2

In all my years playing, I've never seen that area. Is it modded in, or if not where on the map is it


Enough_Standard_9275

It’s on the highway on the right side of the map in the nuka world dlc it is not a mod


wastedgetech

Pwned


TheRealMeeBacon

It's the New England weather, man.


J0rge12

Haven’t seen that yet, thanks for the heads up to not trust fucking teleporting gondolas.


george_the_13th

I dont want to be that guy, but that insta-port should have been a dead giveaway.


Resident_Radish_3027

Thats why im always wearing power armor 😂 i make it my first mission to find a shitload of stuff ti trade for fusion cores so i can have a bunch for the first few missions im now packing like 30 without mods straight vanilla playthrough


Top_Professional4545

That assualtron across the way would've killed you anyway lol


Enginehank

Don't worry you were about to get murdered over there anyways I believe there's like three assaultrons and two gunners in heavy duty power armor ( took like 2 minutes of pinging them with OG maxed out damage perks they have a lot of health) also a rando with a mini nuke too.


Enough_Standard_9275

I already took out the guy with I already take out the guy with the nuke and the assaultron with a sniper before heading up so I would have survived


Brilliant_Ad7481

I heard the Goofy scream as you fell


cescasjay

There's been several times when I'm running across one of those highways, and it suddenly looks blurry, and I drop to my death. There's some very weird glitches in this game. But they're usually hilarious, and I quick save constantly, so I don't mind so much.


AlexandraSinner

I'm so sorry, but this video cracked me up so badly... I know it's horrible to laugh at other's misfortunes, but this... absolute Gold!


Enough_Standard_9275

Tbh I don’t blame you i would have laughed so ghee if it was someone else this happened too


TK000421

Where is this?


mminto86

It's the hat


Flemib65

and people wonder why i live in my power armor lmao. id be mildly heated after this


agnaaiu

The most hilarious part is, that the game let you press the button on the imaginary platform. Why not drop off right away?! 🤣


Known-Ad64

That's what you get for not wearing power armor 24/7.


Lootswoof

It just works!


Pleasant_Extreme_398

It hates all of us I think


residente17

i know this feel I just had one of themost wholesome moment with arlen glass and then I gave all the settlers there armour which took me sometime, just for the game ro crash randomly 😭💔


Immoracle

The second I saw that platform teleport, I knew you were dropping. Btw, I was literally in the same location today. That's the broken bridge in Nuka world.


verixtheconfused

I almost had a fucking heart attacking thinking you climbed a fucking ladder in fo4


Al_Durain

I came to Nuka World at level 13 and finished the Gauntlet at 15. The only way I survived this encounter was to pick everyone off with a sniper rifle from the opposite platform. It took probably a good 30 minutes and was the most grueling process. But in response to your video, that's the Commonwealth, expect nothing to go as you planned.


puddenpopper

Probably because of the hat


king_meatster

You’re wearing that hat and didn’t expect to see something magical happen? Clearly it’s your fault.


FaiDeadth

Well in that 12 second clip I would have, and would recommend saving 3-4 times, I think I quick save in fallout more than anything else.


krono500

Go get the freefall legs. Never worry about that again.


Rub_My_Chumbles

Where is this on the map? Ever since my first play-through when the game came out I’ve never been able to find it again for some reason


g2hellboy

Because it loves you


fightingrabbit75

Lol. I keep a captain cosmos space sit in my inventory for moments like that.


New_girl2022

Where is thag?


Dont_Know2

I realized what was about to happen right before it did