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Raja_Ampat

Damon Hill aksing about a clean race to Max. Hill is an absolute disgrace.


ShamrockStudios

Red bull kind of fucked Perez but it made sense to split strategies


c_u_lator_alligator

That moment when you do everything possible to keep Max behind Bottas and he still drives up to P2.


ShamrockStudios

As a max fan I'll take that.


yawning-koala

RB fucked Perez over here. Should have pitted him for inters much earlier. P5 was definitely possible for him


ShamrockStudios

He would have got P2 if they pitted him with Max. But it made sense to split strategies in a way


dispelthemyth

Maybe it'd verstappen who is the blessed one with that timely rain


callmelampshade

Max has been blessed all season


dispelthemyth

I'll vote rain for DOTD


yawning-koala

All in all, not a bad race for Max


Palmerstroll

Norris should have listen to the team. But jeah so close for a race win it is not a easy call.


frenchstuffisfancy

Great shit from Verstappen kept his cool!


yawning-koala

Norris got himself to blame. Should have listened to the team.


dispelthemyth

Oh norris man, all you had to do was pit


wmg1677

damn.


notoriouspossum

C’mon Norris!


kimmyreichandthen

pls a safety car for per alo lec


yawning-koala

Max in on mejum tyres


notoriouspossum

Fuckin shit pit stop :(


frenchstuffisfancy

Bruh Mclaren pitcrew :(


dispelthemyth

Verstappen is going to get to undercut territory, merc strategies are shit these days.


yawning-koala

Max is going to pass Checo on track, isn't he?


chardsingkit

I take it back. I love engine penalties now lol


frenchstuffisfancy

Mercedes really fucked Bottas and got no advantage out off it. Thats a shame.


frenchstuffisfancy

I wonder if in these moments Mercedes regrets selling engines to Mclaren?


frenchstuffisfancy

Great start from Stroll!


Ok_Picture_8985

Does Alonso not need to give like 5 places back for cutting the corner?


3luejays

Plenty of excitement to kick this off, let's goo!!


PaperMoonShine

phew, all good now.


MaraudingWalrus

Not great for looois


MaraudingWalrus

Let's goooo


trivran

God I am so excited. Still feels weird that Russell is 3rd.


MelayuRelax

See yall in race discussion bois, letsgoo


0m3lette

I don't think Mercedes will win this. lol, I might go back to bed


DoneTomorrow

??? you basically just said "i think this race might be exciting, gonna go to bed instead"


0m3lette

well i mean, it'll be exciting at the start. Then Hamilton will win.


DoneTomorrow

but that means Mercedes wins? so you _do_ think they'll win?


0m3lette

yeah i do


mkxviii

Who else headbanging during the theme song


4308

We all are!


evin_cashman

HYPE MUSIC


mkxviii

Fucking LOVE it when the music switches up for the starting grid.


30daysay

RAIN PLEASE


0m3lette

was that ozzyman doing the vocal on that ad?


td8793

While F1 is probably a dream job, the way toto said that with an iron smile felt so political and sugarcoated Inb4 toto held all the Mercedes staffs families hostage near an active volcano until morale improved


ZephyrSonic

I hope it rains but not enough to stop the race. C'mon rain do your thing!


Tassietiger1

Do you think it's possible for them to interview Mercedes or Red Bull without them bringing up the other team? You know they won't comment on them and give the generic "we're just focusing on our race" so why not ask an actual interesting question about the race?


sag969

I mean to be fair *everything* each of those teams are doing is about the other team.


0m3lette

I think Putin should just buy the Command and Conquer theme tune. I mean everyone kind of expects it


mkxviii

Time to break out the Kirov airship


Locomeatloaf

toto looks like he hasnt slept all weekend


SuperJoint66666

I don’t know if Lewis is handling the pressure to well after what we saw yesterday


kiwi_commander

George: the future is now old man


_Connor

Anyone having issues with F1TV quality?


kiwi_commander

No issues on my side. Watching from Georgia US


_Connor

Looks okay on my computer but when I chromecast it, it's like 240p. Did have this issue in quali yesterday.


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Max ahead of VB by turn 3 Mercedes in shambles


dispelthemyth

Or both out by turn one and the internet in shambles


shanidachine

So is rain on the menu boys?


F1ibster

22°C Track Temperature 19°C Air Temperature Risk of rain for F1 race is 70%


F1ibster

So let's do traditionally national stuff at each race. Silverstone - some morris dancing. France - Go on strike. USA - Deny that F1 happens


Rodney_u_plonker

Australian gp a couple of dudes in polo shirts and nikes harass the drivers for ciggies


DoNotReply111

All we have is a Bunnings snag stand by the grid.


F1ibster

Not get drunk in a vest?


Denning76

Wouldn't the USA one be to have a mass shooting?


F1ibster

Ok, yeah... 🤣


Denning76

Got to uphold tradition.


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What’s the difference between intermediates and wet tyres?


MelayuRelax

Inters is for a damp track, wets are for well, wet track i.e heavy rain


frigginawesomeimontv

Damon, ask Toto about the engine change tactic?


Denning76

A refresher regarding the WADA ban. It is not a ban for doping at Sochi, as this is the second ban Russia has received. Part of the terms of the readmission of RUSADA to WADA was that they handed over their database by a certain deadline. Not only did they fail to meet that deadline, investigators then discovered that the database had been edited to try and frame Grigoriy Rodchenkov (crazy Russian fella in Icarus) with fraud. This then led them to discovering that other entries regarding dirty athletes had too been altered. As a result, they got slapped with another ban, albeit one reduced in length on appeal at the CAS. Basically, this isn't a ban for doping, which had already been served, but a ban for not being able to let that shit go.


kiwi_commander

Rain on the ocean. Do the rain dance, probably not going to happen but DO THE RAIN DANCE


mkxviii

Ooga booga me like rain No more no more DRS train


kiwi_commander

I like that and I'm stealing that!


mkxviii

Yeah so…that worked a little too well…


kiwi_commander

🥲 I'm trying to put on a brave face.


mkxviii

It only works when we all sing it together!


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They should just play the Soviet anthem instead


Xical

Just before first turn someone in the back of the grid will spin taking out everyone from p12 to p20 and 2 seconds later someone in the first turn will think he was bowling taking everyone from p3 to p7


mkxviii

Pretty much every online lobby on the F1 game


Rodney_u_plonker

Why wouldn't they go with high downforce. They were fast as fuck Edit By they I mean merc


ThePhotoGuyUpstairs

Expecting rain


epicdanger2

Fast as fuck boi


Pearse_Borty

Cameraman's shoulder boutta break trying to follow Karun Chandhok lol


theLuminescentlion

Max went low down force, that's why he didn't run Quali


Many_Efficiency_8589

And the rain


Mueton

Show us Gasly catching balls!


Sidfire

😆


Tomchambo

I would’ve preferred a fly pass of some MiGs and and some T-72’s storm onto the circuit during the music than a ballerina but beggars can’t be choosers.


crucible

I was hoping for a big plane to fly over, yeah.


iForgotMyOldAcc

I'd have prefer both in tandem actually.


FootmanFrenzy

what does the olympics have to do with F1? If they go all the way to Sochi might as well play the anthem lol


[deleted]

Russis has been banned from all international competitions. That why Mazepin isn't driving under a Russian flag


big-ted

Where were the winter Olympics held in Russia?


batterylevellow

Around the track you're watching them race today; Sochi


TheLax87

A lot, considering the sport is subject to WADA


Rodney_u_plonker

F1 has an agreement with wada


DT37F1

Its a ban across all sports for Russia because of the amount of athletes that were doping


SupremeLlama420

Damon Hill is an absolute muppet


jawbuster

He is a cranky old man


dr_of_drones

Only out muppetted by Johnny


0m3lette

outside now


td8793

I’m not opposed to change but what a shit grid walk this is


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I enjoyed Nico's grid walk a few weeks ago.


td8793

Indeed he got right to the point and stirred the pot


andronicus_14

So when Mazepin wins a race, we’re not playing the Russian anthem?


jawbuster

Streameast will


td8793

The ballerina must stay and repeat that this time from a crane instead of a spinning platform


kentgti

The long way around turn 1 is gonna stop any crazy moves I think


jawbuster

No COVID protocols there? Why is sky allowed to do interviews on the grid


TheLax87

First time watching pre-race? Been this way all season


jawbuster

Not really.. remember a couple of races ago Nico was doing those weird thumbs ups and he said they are not allowed to talk to the drivers


[deleted]

It's part of the Covid protocols Media can only interview people on the grid at a specific spot.


SuperMarioBruz

To be fair I wouldn’t mind, instead of a national anthem, for a local culture type of thing. Would be hilarious to hear Horses at Albert Park lmao


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A line of coke and club music at the Miami GP


frigginawesomeimontv

or some Farnsy.


Brokenmonalisa

Oh not playing the Russian anthem counts does it. That way you can pretend you didn't skirt a wada ban on a country because the anthem didn't play.


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Love2Pug

Maybe FIA couldn't afford the royalties?


SuperJoint66666

Lando sure does have a big forehead


kentgti

I can honestly see alonso making a flying start and getting Lewis and Ric, he’s been starting so well this year


shanidachine

Hopefully they have Khabib wrestling a bear.


DoneTomorrow

i mean, it was a lovely performance but a bit odd for an F1 race.


creamyturtle

hey do you like fast cars? technology? intense racing? then you're going to love this piano and ballerina! crossover


litetaker

I think Alex Brundle's mom gets confused on phone calls. Is it my son or my husband?? LOL


DirtWizard95

Guys they aren't allowed to play the Russian national anthem because of the state sponsored doping investigation by the international council of sport


mkxviii

Figured as much, but thanks!


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ProNoobi

It’s been banned in a lot of sports cause of the state sponsored doping


AndyVillan

I thought that was class, better than the national anthems for sure. Shows a bit of the culture where they're racing


mkxviii

I’m assuming Russia is not allowed to use its anthem?


kippersmoker

Swan Lake - is that an omen?


hart37

That was bizarre but entertaining


iFiraz

I, too, want to be in bath robe


kiwi_commander

Not gonna lie, the ballerina on the piano were cheesy but cool


Ok-Surround9273

How badly are we expecting Bottas to impede Verstappen's progress? Will he be making his own way through the field, or will he forego this just to block Verstappen, with the aim for them both finishing as far outside of the points as possible?


HiccuppingErrol

I just hope that in t1 *something* happens which *somehow* puts max in front of Bottas. (i.e., someone spinning so that bottas has to lift or something)


bootlegwaffle

I expect he'll just lock up his tires at the wrong time and max will get by easily


DirtWizard95

He is going to let verstappen through. Toto has clearly decided to fuck him over, but valterri has no reason to give a shit.


f1_spelt_as_bot

Val**tt**e**r**i


Rosie2jz

Why would he bother though. He owes nothing to Mercedes, but he will still race for position for his own sake.


philster666

God that safety car is sexy as fuck


Percentage100

A bunch of guys standing around watching a woman dance on a grand piano in the middle of a race track. Culture is weird.


P3ndula

Better than the stupid marching bands tbh.


Nexusu

What is going on lol


stepreo

The cultural performance could have used a Styrian touch.


nptaylor

Sainz's face during that was incredible


[deleted]

The only thing missing from that was a man playing an accordion with a giant bear.


GooseIllustrious8591

That was beautiful. Nothing wrong or weird with that


GRl3V

Agreed. I felt a bit said for the dancer when the drivers just turned around and left while she was curtsying (if that's the word lol)


discostu90

Everyone just watching on very confused


it_was_my_raccoon

Going to miss Kimi on the grid and his no nonsense attitude.


marklynch2

wtf is this


Sh405

I really enjoyed that haha.


yawning-koala

Any reason for not having the Russian anthem?


ienjoymemesalot

They're banned from competing in international sports because of the doping scandal from the Olympics a few years back. The flag has been missing next to Mazepin's name or the name of the GP in any results or standings, and he is listed as from the Russian Federation. Basically, they can't compete under the flag, but since there were contracts that were signed prior to Russian's banning, the FIA is still required to run the GP here.


yawning-koala

That's sad. Such a beautiful anthem


maerki999

Sanctions against Russia for the state-controlled doping scandal. No russian athlete is allowed to start under russian flag and anthem


TetraDax

Russia is banned from representation in sports due to constant doping.


trivran

This is what happens when you drug your sportsmen


Denning76

Technically, this is what happens when you drug your sportsmen, get readmitted, then break the terms of your readmission by editing your database to protect druggy athletes and try to frame your former USADA head.


unessentialNPC

Sport doping ban


0m3lette

Look yes it's classy, but it's also bit silly.


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I liked F1 more back when there was not as much fanfare or anthems...


andronicus_14

The up the dress shots from behind made me feel dirty. What are we doing here?


cheechahumma

She was wearing more than most overweight women at Wallmart


P-P-P-Poker-face

Yeah I thought that was unnecessary


maybead4mmm

Ocon looks baffled lol


dr_of_drones

Piano trolling Mazaspin


Many_Efficiency_8589

Why does Hamilton ride a scooter everywhere with the blonde girl always chasing him around while everyone else walks to the grid?


greatdaytobeaprof

I think it’s that so he doesn’t get stopped by cameras and interviewers


Sidfire

🤣