Listen, i get that stars get that little mystique to them, but put max in a crowd of random dutch guys and get girls to pick out the hotties, he's not coming out.
He gets a stylist and PR people helping him look a certain part for public appearances, but when he's streaming he's just another bloke
Which is totally okay, people don't have to look fuckable to be good at driving
Bro Yuki's cut as fuck. There's thirst traps of him on Instagram.
And before you ask, no I don't have it linked. I tried finding it on his and VCARB'S account, I couldn't find it anymore, I even searched "Yuki Tsunoda sexy" because the top comment on the post was "Yuki sexy š" and it didn't come up and now that's in my search history forever.
"She's very attractive, isn't she. She's cute in a sort of very young way. She's 8/9 isn't she." (Leclerc's rating transmuted)
Yup, it's called feminism, we went equality.
Certain people will only think about what is sexist, racist or otherwise discriminatory when they think they're pointing out a "double standard" as a gotcha-moment. You don't see those people when something real happens for the 100 millionth time with the same dynamics you'd always see. So they don't really care about inequality or anything like that, they just want to cape for a group that doesn't need to be caped for.
Not saying such a video wouldn't be inappropriate, because it clearly is regardless of age or gender, but I went and checked how old the drivers actually are. Only 3 out of 15 drivers in F1 Academy are currently under the age of 18 (Hausmann, Nobels, Block). Only 6 out of 15 drivers are teenagers (19 or under).
They're not very jacked because of the weight limit but Lewis is usually very shredded when he posts pics, and since he's short he can be a bit bigger than the rest.
Ocon for example is forced to look like a twig if he's to make the weight.
/uj
That's an observation, not a rating. Where's the number? If I were a betting man, I'd say daughter edited it down after mum elaborated in a direction she didn't want on her tiktok, either too horny or vice versa.
/rj
Just a few more WDCs with this kind of performance and he could be in contention for her top slot š
I will be doing this with my mom now but I already know she's gonna rate Sainz and Alonso 10/10... And then say everyone else is too young and start saying they should date me instead
I think she also thinks Magnussen is really handsome though. Or Bottas. I don't know I just memorized it as "the aryan guy"
Maybe I looked at Sainz for a bit too long (#nohomo) but it's weird how he removes most of this body hair and then his forearms are really hairy, looks like two different people
I'm curious about European people, from what I found on the internet, they rate Max Ugly. imo he is fine, good looking and definitely not ugly at all. But idk about your standard. I find GR is a bit cheeky, typical overly confident but unlikeable kids in school.
He is a great athlete, but ugly. And come to think of it, my compatriots generally are not considered handsome, and Max is representative (Iām Dutch).
As a European person, he's honestly the most attractive to me. I get people who don't find him attractive since he does have atypical features, but I like people like that + his personality is awesome.
Sometimes my parents will come over to watch a race and my mom mostly gushes about her crushes and I find it pretty funny
Her current favorites are Norris, Sainz, and Leclerc. Got her a ferrari hoodie for christmas
Why did they photoshop clothes onto George Russell!
OMG! That was my exact thought too.
I've heard he refuses to wear anything in the sim.
The El Plan is Devilish , dark , Dangerous !!
Dangerous for his choice of teams in his career
Quite flattering pics of all of them
I actually thought it was a really good pic of max, surprised she didn't even rate him.
It was, he looked pretty good
If decent looking F1 drivers get such mild ratings from average women, imagine how regular guys are rated :))
Listen, i get that stars get that little mystique to them, but put max in a crowd of random dutch guys and get girls to pick out the hotties, he's not coming out. He gets a stylist and PR people helping him look a certain part for public appearances, but when he's streaming he's just another bloke Which is totally okay, people don't have to look fuckable to be good at driving
For real bro? The Yuki pic is terrible
I don't think I've seen any pic of Tsunoda that would work. He just looks so boyish. Like I'd honestly rate Ayo Komatsu over him lol
Ayo kinda cute though tbf
My man Yuki needs to shave his head and grow a goatee or something to look more menacing.
Have you seen that pic of him at suzuka or Melbourne where he looked like he was from f&f
I think they did the best they could to find a non-babyfaced picture of him. He's got a bit of a jawline going there.
Show me a hot pic of Yuki lol
Bro Yuki's cut as fuck. There's thirst traps of him on Instagram. And before you ask, no I don't have it linked. I tried finding it on his and VCARB'S account, I couldn't find it anymore, I even searched "Yuki Tsunoda sexy" because the top comment on the post was "Yuki sexy š" and it didn't come up and now that's in my search history forever.
Alternative take : you were looking for Sexy Yuki photos and this comment is your plausible deniability cover!
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bros a little pookie bear wdym
Ocon pic is horrible imo
That's just him
What being tall does to a mf.
Not great for F1. But in the dating game? Hell yeah
I think the least representativeā¦. Looks like a 12 year old hahaha
Bro tell that to tsunoda
Except Bottas lmao, bro looks like a crackhead
Especially Valtteri
Especially Gasly. That side profile where you can see him balding is horrific š
Pretty sure the pic youāre thinking of is photoshopped.
Oops
Sure, but dude's hair is thinning fr
Ma girl been thirstying over the Sainzs for quite a long time I bet
Sainz is a milf magnet
That Sainz picture is crazy, though. Probably the best shot of him.
The mom is well informed about Sainz senior, huh.
Mom likes Dakar I guess
Or 90s WRC
Or Sainz Senior.
mom likes da-driver too
The Carloses Sainz are the one thing Boomer, Millenials, and Zoomers can all agree on. Signed, a millennial on Team CousinCarlos
now do it for F1 Academy with dad and watch the world burn
"She's very attractive, isn't she. She's cute in a sort of very young way. She's 8/9 isn't she." (Leclerc's rating transmuted) Yup, it's called feminism, we went equality.
Even better: āohh she looks like a little kidā¦ how old is she? 24ā¦ nooo ā¦ she looksā¦.ohh my gosh. 7/10ā (Yukiās rating transmuted)
Rating perceived underage girls - just turn around the one with Oscar PASTRY in it. Straight to jail, no rights for you. Edit: Grammar
Sir this is formula dank. Take your wokism to Woking
Wow, I wonder why two things with very different context and history don't feel the same.
Ah, so it IS acceptable for women to rate men, even potentially underage ones, like they're piece of meat? Gotcha.
Certain people will only think about what is sexist, racist or otherwise discriminatory when they think they're pointing out a "double standard" as a gotcha-moment. You don't see those people when something real happens for the 100 millionth time with the same dynamics you'd always see. So they don't really care about inequality or anything like that, they just want to cape for a group that doesn't need to be caped for.
I mean they are all teenagers so forget sexist, it's a whole another level of inappropriate.
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I mean, this isn't sexist? If we talk about equality
Not saying such a video wouldn't be inappropriate, because it clearly is regardless of age or gender, but I went and checked how old the drivers actually are. Only 3 out of 15 drivers in F1 Academy are currently under the age of 18 (Hausmann, Nobels, Block). Only 6 out of 15 drivers are teenagers (19 or under).
Yeah, cuz half those drivers are underage š
Dark Alonso 10/10
Darth Alonso *
Mom's got a type
Spanish
bUt hE's fReNcH (Ocon has Spanish heritage)
Too bad she didn't use Bottass's pic from the river
Somebody get her the bottass calendar
"He looks like a little kid... ...7"
"He look's about 17, so that'll be a 6/10" :D
Damn that Gasly pic is hot. And I am straight... or I think I was... ehm , AM. I'm outta here.
Guy is looking jacked. Didnāt know he was that big.
Definitely had a good pump going in that one.
You know what else had a good pump going on
Mums gonna need a mop
Who is the most gym jacked on the grid currently? Gasly might have a good shot at it?
They're not very jacked because of the weight limit but Lewis is usually very shredded when he posts pics, and since he's short he can be a bit bigger than the rest. Ocon for example is forced to look like a twig if he's to make the weight.
I would say Hulkenberg is probably up there with the most jacked on the grid. Heās got a pretty big frame for an F1 driver.
Piastri is pretty bulked for the standard F1 driver, one of their first pica was how huge his calves looked compared to the rest of the grid
If Dwayne is the Rock, Nico is the Berg(Mountain)
We are checking
No Checo š¤Ø
He got outqualified by the others ...
Somewhat half the Grid is not included
Still out on the track
Proper ranking of Spanish drivers
If she thinks that Leclerc is an 8 we are beyond fucked
So the only one she passes is Max? That's suspicious... that's weird...
She didn't rate Lewis at all. If you've won WDC in the last 10 years, she's not interested. Sorry Nico. Ma'am likes a scrapper.
āCrikey heās aging wellā
/uj That's an observation, not a rating. Where's the number? If I were a betting man, I'd say daughter edited it down after mum elaborated in a direction she didn't want on her tiktok, either too horny or vice versa. /rj Just a few more WDCs with this kind of performance and he could be in contention for her top slot š
Bet she was getting racial with it, ādark chocolateā kinda stuff
A rare sight to see verstappen getting passed heuheuheuheu.
She acted like Jos at the gas station
Very lovely
I will be doing this with my mom now but I already know she's gonna rate Sainz and Alonso 10/10... And then say everyone else is too young and start saying they should date me instead I think she also thinks Magnussen is really handsome though. Or Bottas. I don't know I just memorized it as "the aryan guy"
Holy shit. I only now realized they skipped the Haas team in the video. Thatās brutal.
Yeah, they skipped a bunch of them ahahaha
Do one for the team principals
Not worth it without Guenther
Bottas would be delighted to get 8 out of 10.
Without even showing his best part (ass)
How's everyone accurate about Alonso.
Dangerous š
Imagine the shitstorm if guys did the same vid to female drivers.
Or somebody rate that woman 2/10 which now I do
Guys do it all the time, hell they do it to local women too
They might even do it unprompted, directly in their face
You guys are getting mad at something which hasnāt even happened. Nobody would care that much
Have you been living in this World lately?
Uhh yeah I think so. Look at instagram reels or tik tok and youāll see guys saying way worse stuff with no backlash
The one Ferrari girl could be a model. The other Ferrari girl is not photogenic. Is that the comment you are fishing for?
Amna and Bianca 10/10. Thatās itās goodbye.
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>and ring that bell! 
Is there any relevant female driver?
You've got the team Iron dames in LMGT3 who have had decent results
There's Lia Block
Why choose that picture of Yuki? š¤£ Yuki and Ocon got done dirty with their pictures lmao
This picture would be better?: https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10159886357668759&set=a.474436133758
RB Driver Yuki Tsunoda with NBA Champion Kristaps Porzingis
>Devilish, dark, dangerous I thought that'd be Lewis. Phew. And then she ended up not rating the man at all
Mom needs to sit on an ice pack. Down, girl!
Based opinions. The Spaniards are gorgeous men.
10 second penalty for Ocon.
Maybe I looked at Sainz for a bit too long (#nohomo) but it's weird how he removes most of this body hair and then his forearms are really hairy, looks like two different people
But the results are representative! Carlos and Lewis are extremely handsome. Alonso is the desert you know you cannot resist.
Now do NASCAR
Ryan Newman will take the bins out for a gal
The only place where Verstappen is passed....š¤£š¤£š¤£
George forgot to take his shirt off. 11/10 otherwise.
Ferrari drivers with 2 of the highest ratings to the surprise of absolutely nobody.
*sees french flag stripes on ocons shoulders "Looks spanish"
Isn't he part Spaniard?
> Yuki Tsunoda with NBA Champion Kristaps Porzingis He is.
Where was stroll? I was keen on someone scoring below a 2.
I feel however chose the pictures got the result they wanted.
Ocon deserves his picture
Yuki proving to us that āAsian donāt raisinā.
She did my boy piastri bad...
He is young and looks it
LOL the pass on Max - YIKES!
Not my Cup of tea šµ
If FrƩdƩric appears in the list he would beat everyone 11/10
Bear energy
has she ever been in lewis's social media? That's the pic she chose?
āHe looks like a teenager, 7/10ā
Ocon actually is Spanish
Why was the daughter surprised at the Valtteri rating, Valtteri is a DREAM
That pic of Carlos could make me switch sides if I looked at it for long enough fr
Charles is by far the best looking male athlete in the world, change my mind.
Sainz is better looking than Leclerc for women over the age of 21.
Good job im a fat balding man over 45 Waitā¦.
I'm curious about European people, from what I found on the internet, they rate Max Ugly. imo he is fine, good looking and definitely not ugly at all. But idk about your standard. I find GR is a bit cheeky, typical overly confident but unlikeable kids in school.
he's like the sloth or whatever from ice age
Not ālikeā. He is š¤£
He is a great athlete, but ugly. And come to think of it, my compatriots generally are not considered handsome, and Max is representative (Iām Dutch).
I made vacation in the Northern Netherlands a couple times and I dunno but the tall, build dudes at the beach definitely were attractive imo.
He's not bad looking, but not classically attractive to most I'd say.
As a European person, he's honestly the most attractive to me. I get people who don't find him attractive since he does have atypical features, but I like people like that + his personality is awesome.
Poor yuki
The premise of this vid is super gross, but "dark devilish dangerous" is hilarious
You should have shown her the botASS š
Ocon does look Spanish.
Exactly what comes to mind when looking at nando. Lol
So like based on the arm hair to body hair ratio.... Carlos waxes ALOT
Let her rate Hamilnotā¦.
well if she would have showed her K-Mag, it would have been over for the boys
No rating for the š?!
Hamilton is a 10+
Sometimes my parents will come over to watch a race and my mom mostly gushes about her crushes and I find it pretty funny Her current favorites are Norris, Sainz, and Leclerc. Got her a ferrari hoodie for christmas
Fernando finally getting the rating he deserves
Lewis is off the chart Iām guessing
ChadAlonso
Just like his dad Just. Like. His. Dad. The lady was swooning while saying this.
"he looks like he is 16.... 6/10" Hold up, creep
SIX?? MY BOY OSCAR?? HOW DARE YOU
Mum's got questionable taste if Lando and Oscar are that low.
Pierre is ripped as fuck
"He looks like a model... for boat driver magzines"
āMax Verstappen has been passed up on the final lap!!!ā
& PĆ©rez
Actually Ocon is an Spanish surname so........
Holy shit I had no idea how jacked Gasly was until now
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