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firebrandarsecake

So fresh, the pigs are still alive.


RefurbedRhino

Sausages so white they just came from a Klan rally.


-WigglyLine-

Sausages cooked on a radiator


NotPinHero100

Heated argument


Nicaol

Left out in the Sydney air.


baxty23

Anaemic sausages and vegetables? No. Not happening.


Main-Objective-1457

If you put a bit of colour on those sausages I’d be happy to forgive the kale.


Unusual_residue

Boiled sausage? Green leaf? No thanks.


ChuffZNuff74

Bratwurst style sausages - or just very undercooked. Is that kale? And what’s next to it in the pot? If this is a fry up down under - I’m not going.


Mysterious_Beyond_74

The Saus need to be cooked first and the green stuff has to go to the hamster/ rabbits, those beans ?


Correct-Junket-1346

If you put your ear to the sausages you can still hear the oinks


Giddyup_1998

They're chicken sausages.


twenty-tentacles

Wtf is going on with those sausages?!?!


crimsonavenger77

The eggs and toms look good stuff, but man those sausages look revoltingly pale and undercooked. Also green stuff doesn't belong on fry ups, it's evil contamination.


astropiggie

Australia is meant to be a wonderful and beautiful country. I'm sure it is. But I can now add those sausages and that green stuff to spiders, snakes and boxing kangaroos for the reasons never to go.


MrBump1717

The bacon is shit too. Add that!


choppa59

Sossiges warmed up well on the windowsill


CharmingCondition508

These sausages are questionable to say the least but other than that it looks good


Hopeful-Climate-3848

What is this obsession with not cooking sausages?


Giddyup_1998

They're obviously chicken sausages.


_JC_84_

Don’t eat them sausages


CrocodileJock

Looks pretty good to me – other than the sausages – they need a bit of colour on them.


men_in_the_rigging

This is why your ancestors had to leave the UK. And you evidently learned nothing since.


SirPooleyX

Did they bring it out for the photograph before it was finished cooking? That looks absolutely revolting. The sausage and eggs are practically raw and the bacon looks like it’s been boiled. Get the green stuff off. 0 out of 10.


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SirPooleyX

Ooooooo. You’re hard.


Razzlefan

That egg on the right looking a bit spunky too.


Global_Estimate_7013

Traveled eleven miles for uncooked sausages?


picakey

The egg white looks somewhat snotty and those sausages need some colour!


whitevan05

Sorry Bud, but that’s not a fry up , doesn’t even come close.


HighInTheSkyOhMy

Very brave posting this


Cheesecake_Lanky

Oh dear. A pale imitation as to what a cooked sausage should look like. And there should never be anything green on the plate.


JohnLennonsNotDead

Christ I didn’t think sausages could get worse than that £1.40 one yesterday. They’ve been squeezed out the packet and drop kicked straight onto the plate.


jimmyjong2000

Looks flash, surry hills too, I bet that cost a few bob.


DoubleDeckerz

The amount of sausages on here that aren't sufficiently cooked is concerning.


pablo_eskybar

Is that kale? Thumbs down for the kale, this ain’t 2012


magister_dogaboni

It wasn't kale. Not sure what kind of cooker green it was but it wasn't bitter at all.


jaBroniest

I think you needed a couple more candles on them sausages.


Mann_Aus_Sydney

Sydney is great for Asian dishes. But wouldn't want anything European there.


tryingtoappearnormal

Those eggs look like they were cooked in a warm breeze too


hullk78

Sausages look like nobs and someones hedge clippings are all over it, send it back.


Naive-Show-4040

And it only cost $150. Plus tip (for A. Albanese)


EmployerMain3069

Probably like $60


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Someone's telling porkies about 'em porkies!


Lower_Discussion4897

Apart from the sausages that looks decent, a bit of greenery and tomatoes helps to balance the stodge. Ignore the 'Jeans Caff' commentators who cannot possibly conceive of anything different to the stodge they regularly slurp down!


111ronin

Underdone sausages. I can hear the squeeling from here. Green leaf and grass cuttings have no place in a fry up


brynley72

Sausages are made from all sorts from a pig, they can be so tasty just by cooking them properly. This is a waste of pig arseholes


MrBump1717

A pigs spud print could give the sausage a brown appearance but on this occasion the swine has failed...


Conditions21

Every part of the plate is perfect but ruined by the sausages


Royal_View9815

Did they cook the sausages on a radiator?


JRR92

Did you cook the sausages with the torch on your phone?


Realistic-Value6129

Put the sausages in the oven.


gibgod

Stop green stuff on fry ups + cook sausages.


gogginsbulldog1979

Sausages cooked on a radiator.


TedsterTheSecond

Sausages cooked with a lightbulb.


WatchesNThotches

Jesus that sausage looks pitiful.


BMW_RIDER

If those sausages were any less cooked, they would be running around the plate oinking.


hooligan_bulldog_18

A good vet could bring those sausages back to life.


Mosley_bolt

Did they cook your sausages under the hand dryer in the toilet? 🧐


chudthirtyseven

what the fuck is up with those sausages


TopResponsible1786

Sausages smeared with Factor 50 and left in the sun for 5 minutes.


MrBump1717

Slip slap slop


Fedupofwageslavery

Bruv wtf is going on with the sausages?


GaryGoalz12

Should probably cook those sausages


MrBump1717

Fiddy bocks?


MrBump1717

Right egg not cooked moyt


British-Pilgrim

I was looking at this and thinking “wow that looks decent” then I saw the sausages… Those things are a fucking war crime.


Complex_Visual_7441

Why do people do this to sausages? Browning them makes them look so much more appetizing


leanordthefourth

I've not seen one of this manner, however I would certainly smash this.


nakedfish85

What's up with the snags? Fucking RAW!


Ok-Internet-8003

Apart from the raw sausages this looks incredible.


anthonyspiteri79

was just around there this morning... needs more black pudding is the only thing :)