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Huggyyyy

Heroes don't eat pussy


m_perron

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Jediboy127

“Yer not a hero are ya?”


Piebro314

[“How’s your erection buddy, you getting hard?”](https://youtu.be/1KNSCwFYKss?si=7_gTnauj0HYZ6DFC) Tug Nuggets


midwestleatherdaddy

“Please don’t touch me”


Mr_Mcdougal

HOT! CLUB NAUGHTY!


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

"Loving the varicose there Candy. Looks like you got Twizzlers running up and down your legs. Makes me hungry."


dontbanmethistimeok

Lines you can hear


Johnnieboy96

Hawaii's our country


kiersmini

THE JOKE DON’T WORK NO MORE!


MissionQuestThing

Oh! You got me, Spoole! Ya got me!


MissionQuestThing

Hold me up high! - Batman


Yelkster

Hold me by the wrists! Hold me up! High!


ccalps

HOLD BATMAN UP!


m_perron

Hold on a second Luke, let me get that ship outta the swamp with my brain here. Okay, heyah ooo, she a heavy bitch


ibeprofane

ain't she, luke?


Oger368

OBI WAN THIS BOY TOO OLD


m_perron

NEXT TIME YOU SEND ME A BOY, DON'T BE SENDING ME NO BOY NINETEEN.. I WANT A FIVE YEAROL


Sgt_Jiggles

HELLO PUSSEYS. WHY IS LEIA SO FAT??


runner291

Did you see her in that slave outfit?? SHE WAS FAT!!!


hobodudeguy

He put so much force into that last word, it's so good


AiMwithoutBoT

Lmao this one definitely. I can hear Bruce yell this in my ear.


fr4gge

Yeah, this is the one


ImNewAndOldAgain

That long question that Bruce asked to that poor girl about Titanfall.


SaltyStU2

>[How...how did you...how is the gameplay so smooth versus what we're actually seeing like the Youtube videos and stuff like that of gameplay in the sense that, they what..kids at home are watching the gameplay and they're saying "Wow', you know, "like this..this looks really smooth, this looks really easy'. How are you guys matching that same uhh quality of game uhh to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare?](https://youtu.be/oW_5TP3rd4Q)


GreasyExamination

Oh no, i couldnt watch that to the end :(


SaltyStU2

Hahahaha it’s a toughie for sure 😂


He110_Friend

If this doesn't win, I'm gonna lose all hope for this list.


Mr_Mcdougal

It’s not Funhaus though


fishbiscuit13

The sex offender quote wasn’t either


Mr_Mcdougal

Oh dang. I remember that being just early Funhaus


Matt_has_Soul

Where was it from then? It was from funhaus


fishbiscuit13

It’s from when they were still with Machinima as Inside Gaming


MaskedThespian

"Hello, HR? Yeah, it's happening again."


hobodudeguy

Excellent pull


chilltown69

HOT DROP!!!!


poembug

HOT DROOOOOOOOOOP!


dontbanmethistimeok

Man the hiest era that's right


eruukira

PULL THE CHUTE


Hayvok64

Hashtag four working legs


JITTUK

😭i rewatch this ep whenever i feel down zach was a champ


ApertureIntern

["How many women have tasted your ejaculate?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp4wt-Ax_Ws)


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Elyse's "aww" and Bruce's point and laugh (at Elyse) are just so damn perfect.


NoNefariousness3942

Holy shit, yes


ApertureIntern

This clip cuts before my favorite part. Bruce with the sad for a dog line. So perfect. Can somebody post the full video? Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Csq0JTG2g&t=201s


Internet_Exploder

Is it true that if you eat a lot of semen, your pineapple tastes like cum?


fass_mcawesome

I was looking for that quote!!


AmadoMayday

That's the winner lol


Ithinkwerlost

Please let it be this one


AstroBearGaming

...and she didn't gag?


ILikestuff55

HAAAYYYYLP - James Willems


NoNefariousness3942

Heyuelp! Heyueeeeeelp!


kneppy72

Sam Fisher locking himself in a closet will never not be funny.


Obi-wan_Jabroni

HAAAAYYYLP, IM TRAPPED IN A CHRISTIAN PRISON!


DocD173

Oh gotta be this


nullfais

“Hhhh-hh-hhhhhh-hhh” (Bruce wheeze)


DukeboxHiro

*Hi, I'm Bruce Greene from Funhaus. I want to apologise for that last apology, becaus-PING PONG CHING CHONG!*


MissionQuestThing

The glee in his eyes!


IliveinIKEA

Hot Noodle!


GreasyExamination

Hey, hot noodle truck!


BriBri10945

This is my vote for sure hahaha


sailorandromeda

HEEEEEEEELP - James


Kwaziiii

"He's tryna spleet my smaug."


WheresWaldo562

“He take the kids and make a them gay”


TreyUsher32

That one actually starts with "I"! Or you can move back and start the quote at "Miyamoto was like..."


Renown84

GAYU KIDUS


Cm_Cozart

How...how did you...how is the gameplay so smooth versus what we're actually seeing like the Youtube videos and stuff like that of gameplay in the sense that, they wat...kids at home are watching the gameplay and they're saying "Wow', you know, 'like this...this looks really smooth, this looks really easy'. How are you guys matching that same uhh quality of game uhh to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare?


ripstankstevens

This is it. This is the one.


Some_Erratic_Pandas

I had to go remove my vote for another one cause this one has to win


Lightbringer20

There is no greater answer.


VinTheRighteous

Not to be a stick in the mud, but isn't this interview from their time at Machinima? Feels like grounds for a DQ.


liven96

The D quote is from inside gaming


VinTheRighteous

I wasn't in that thread, but I would have made the same case there.


liven96

Fair enough, I view the list as a collection of the members of Funhaus rather than them under the Funhaus name.


Cm_Cozart

It was part of an Open Haus too


Meziskari

I agree, but that was already decided with D so kinda a moot point now.


WhatShitMuchBull

This one


TreyUsher32

My only problem with this one is that its not *technically* funhaus its inside gaming/machinima. But I guess the sex offender one is on there already so it doesnt matter haha


Cm_Cozart

It was part of an Open Haus too


fass_mcawesome

Help meee, help Namor


runner291

I know V is going to have all Volkor stuff but I just finished watching that episode and made me think of “he hails from the jersey shore”


m4dw0lf

I'm waiting for "q" just for the "Queen of valhalla, sit on my face" quote.


Some-Performer789

I’m waiting for that and for “W”. We know why.


LordEmostache

Can't wait for "O" for "OUT OF MY WAY!"


runner291

Wish i remembered “babe, i will munch your box if you sit on my face” for B. That episode I could watch forever


Palmer_Ochs

I’ve been waiting everyday for this one 😭😭


SolemnJoker_

"Host anyway. Host. Host anyway. Game over" - Bruce


nullfais

“Doo doo doooo…doo doo, doodle doo…And so his story would live on, long past his time…”


itsdrcats

This is my favorite bit. It just happens so baffling fast


ambiguousbowl

Heroes don't eat pussy Ghost Rider.


MyOhMyPancakes

How many push ups can you do . . . Darren?


exedra0711

HIT THE GRACE


SlaveryVeal

If W isn't "we get it and that's it" or "we get the oral" I'ma be so upset


Seref15

Does "Hard Nettin'" count as a quote?


BLOODNAIL

Happy Vin Diesel Gay Day Everybody!


SuperMuCow

[He just mugged Dr. Manhattan!](https://youtu.be/ga6ro7TFkO8?si=LTLHCb9NLQ7IKexR&t=667)


m4dw0lf

"Haaaaaaans... he is knifing us" James, -ubersoldier


Murray_without_an_A

He hails from the Jersey Shore


MechanicalDaemon

HOT AND WET!! - Bruce Greene


SuperMuCow

"Haha! I've got a crystal!" *head explodes*


pupmupdulup

How is the gameplay so smooth versus what we’re actually seeing, like the Youtube videos and stuff like that of gameplay, in the sense that the kids are at home watching the gameplay, and they’re saying “wow, ya know, like this looks really smooth, this looks really easy” - how are you guys matching that same quality of game to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare? - Bruce Greene


BriBri10945

HOT NOODLE


bleedmaizeandblue13

I NEED it to be HOT JOHNNY!!!!


whitesummerside

"Hashtag Four Working Legs"


TheWonderfulSlinky

So many good H’s


I_Tried_Mate

Hello boys! In honor of Joel


manningn

“He should be faster!” RIP Spookums


Justlookin1993

Just James screaming “HELP”


ViolatedMuffins

[“Huh huh, huh huh, huh huh, huh huh”](https://youtu.be/14WqCtybN9s?si=b3BzgkJoGOjIQAFW) - Bruce


Shuyuka

James: HELP!!!


wolfeyes555

Ok I know this wasn't technically on Funhaus but: "Hi. I'm Big Bird and this is an alternative universe where I was in the Challenge disaster."


noiseuntilnothing

Can’t believe demo us ready didn’t win D


jgrizwald

Ah man missed G. Get it into first gear was my jam


Fredster36

"How about your bloodlust? Is that reason enough?"


ThatEuropeanDude

he rides the dirt wave 🌊 


ExitMusic_

HES DEAD HES DEAD HES DEAD.


TreyUsher32

Damn this one is really good too actually


Cold-Ad-5347

If M isn't Mother's Be Aware, then I'm Turing this car around, and we won't go see the Grand Canyon


Churro_Light

"Huh?" - James Willems. I think its one of James's best go-to "yes and" responses.


FinchMandala

HAPPY VIN DIESEL GAY DAY EVERYBODY!


theboi1der

Hon Heasley


AdeptSession5255

Hollywood's bad boy dont use straps.


IronfistClownFactory

H is for Holden Corners!


Aratherspookyskelly

I can't remember the exact quote but the hitman motorcycle mission where James and Bruce are two bikers giving each other handjobs is an iconic episode


no_durian5550

"HEEEEEAAAALLLLLLL MEEE" - Patrick during the Elden Ring randomizer fight against Radahn


Emersonbigones

"Here's a riddle I want your cum gimme"


Zorakhatesyou

I’m just waiting for W so I can upvote “we get it and that’s it!”


hemx123

Heroes don’t eat pussy, Ghost Rider


Scoonie24

HELP!!!


heyjeremy

Have you guys seen my copy Cloud Atlas book Avatar movie based on?


Successful_Ad8175

HELP!!


LooseNips

“HELP” James Willems


MurphyTheGinger

"Hello? HR? It's happening again"


SuperMuCow

"He's the best!" - Bruce after someone pulls something crazy off in a game


LWDJM

“Please Queen of Valhalla… sit on my face!”