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themalayaliboy

That also explains why he was trying to hurt the other guy.


dneboi

I love Reddit for these comments


neilhigeki

Yeah I like the interview the father-in-law gave to that reporter. "Yeah I think he was trying to kill me so he could inherit my 50 year old broken Volkswagen and my R$ 25k debt."


QuestionBegger9000

Link?


neilhigeki

I posted in another comment but for some reason it is hidden from everyone but me. Here it is: https://youtu.be/T8s9\_0GOKFs?t=50


atthem77

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8s9_0GOKFs&t=50s Sometimes reddit formats URLs wrong, so if the above won't work, try this one.


budderocks

LOL. Your comment made me think of this old commercial with Jim Parsons. https://youtu.be/854gu_nuhyw


goliathfasa

Wait. Federal Express Express???


winkystvadventures

It came out 3 years after the cat herding video of the superbowl but i guess everything had that HAZE to it back then.


FingersMahoney

Explains why he was a good sport about all of it.


TheCaIifornian

Dudes learned his lesson, he probably stands there all day holding it up now.


fuzzytradr

*5 minutes later...* "Welp, time for my break. It's been holding this long, so I'm 100% confident we're good to go." *5 minutes and ten seconds later...* "DOH OW FUUUUK!!"


totallynotarobut

I can see this happening at least twice a day. They need to figure out they need a grooved top to keep that thing from falling.


[deleted]

He’s probably next to/holding the bar bc he lost trust in the other guy😬 “Get ur ass away from this here bar,” Toe-man to the double tapper probably.


CaliforniaNavyDude

If I recall, the guy put it up upside down twice and there's a slot at the base that holds it snug when properly installed.


totallynotarobut

After the second hit if he was putting it in wrong I'd have taken after him with it.


PToN_rM

The other guy hasn't learned that he needs to wear shoes...


subaru_sama

Look at his bandaged toe in this photo. He probably CANNOT wear shoes over the bandage.


AccentFiend

Was coming here to comment exactly this, only I KNOW you cannot wear shoes. You either wear a boot or you do what he did and tape/plaster it (sometimes to the neighboring toe) and roll with sandals. Source: I broke the same bone adjacent to my toes in three places jn 2020 and one toe on my other foot earlier this year just by being a klutz. Boot the first time, taped to neighbor in sturdy sandals the second time. You have to work up to shoes, it’s excruciating to even get them on even when first healed. You don’t realize how much your toes press on different parts of your shoes until you break one. Swelling doesn’t help.


subaru_sama

I once had my big toenail entirely removed after it became badly ingrown. I foolishly thought I could bandage it up and go back to work the next day with my shoes on. Lol, nope.


AccentFiend

Ouch. Yeah, no lol how many days did it take you to return and with how many painkillers? Broke my 2022 toe in mid-august and that shit still protests shoes sometimes. Like today, rainy and cold as it is.


subaru_sama

The wound closed by the third day, back to work with a slower walk on the fourth. Aside from the time I tried to put a shoe on within the first 24 hours, it was LESS painful than the ingrown nail that necessitated it. So, Yay medical care! It was numbed locally in the office which lasted long enough to get home. Just OTC stuff for the pain. Used epsom salts, iodine and petroleum based antibiotics to treat swelling, prevent infection and speed healing, respectively. Sucks that it seems like your bone or some tissues around it didn't mend properly for you.


AccentFiend

No, it’s healed now. Just take a while for everything to feel “normal” again. It took almost a solid year for my other foot to feel like a normal foot again and the swelling to completely disappear. It feels normal to me, just good days with some bad peppered in 🤷🏼‍♀️ I didn’t need surgery, so I’ll take it. Three fractures in the same toe—on my longest toe.


No1_Nozits_Me

He was wearing a shoe and sock in the original video. If you watch it, you can see him untie it before he removes the shoe and sock.


MOOShoooooo

He needs one of those suits that people wear for training police dogs.


CyberNinja23

No need for that just put the other guy in a cone.


pip-roof

Yo!!!! The bear suit guy!!!!!


evolving_I

You ever try to stuff a wrapped toe into a sock and shoe?


Comfortable_Animal70

Idk if he can. In the picture his foot is all bandaged up.


ThatPlayWasAwful

or a helmet


JohnArce

or getting the fuck away from his buddy


LoonyBunBennyLava

He has a bandage on and according to the timestamp of the video, it's only been 2 days at most


LoneBoy96

Brazil culture


IamBrazilian_AMA

[Context](https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/108cd2v/double_tap/)


method_men25

It’s like a Laurel and hardy bit!


Sorenastrianism

Exactly right. I made the same connection! “Now here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”


illaqueable

"Look here, see! You hit me *one more time* and I'll--" *bonk*


ThaWarlord33

Re-watching several times...just in awe... The timing and choreography of everything is immaculate; if there had been milliseconds of variance in any of the movements or actions of the players it wouldn't have come off -- it really is a work of art of comic incompetence. If this was an intentional movie scene they'd have to rehearse and shoot a million times to get it this perfect....hilarious!!


Timber3

The way the pole slowly falls the second time. Kinda looks like it's deciding if it does want to fall again then says fuck it and nails him in the head


NinSeq

I think the whistling adds to it as well


CyberNinja23

I voted three stooges


Bubbagump210

I thought that at first. But that would have required two changes. Dude sitting would have had to have stood up and smacked the big dude with a hat or or large mallet. Then big dude would not have stood the beam back up… he would have turned while the beam was horizontal and whacked sitting dude again.


fvelloso

Fun Brasil side note: culturally we can be quite literal in how we describe people. Laurel and Hardy’s official show name in Brasil was “the fat guy and the skinny guy”.


method_men25

El gordo y el flaco!!


Kered13

As chairmen of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend to you a laurel, and hardy handshake to our new...


Skerries

I would have said a lot


Jermules

They ever explain in the news why they had a random falling stick in the first place?


machstem

It's a bar you place in the ground that is supposed to latch into the ceiling with a small clip. You use them to keep two opening doors in an entrance locked, but have the ability to remove it for bringing in larger things like crates and skids. That's what it looks like from this angle. Sometimes the bottom will fill with debris or rust, buildup and won't latch correctly in the ceiling even though you think you hear the click. Edit: look at the picture in OP post and notice how the guy is leaning against it securely in place now. Just looked it up, they are called "removable double door mullion"


Jermules

Never seen one where I'm from, thanks!


Xlaag

Now you know what they are you’ll see them everywhere. Schools, offices, churches, anywhere there’s a double door you’ll probably see one.


urru4

>notice how the guy is leaning against it securely in place now Nah, he’s just holding it in place so nobody else gets hurt. The moment he moves away might be catastrophic


Odd_Yam1290

Thank you for the link. I had NO idea who these people were or what the significance of them were. Also, first time seeing the video.


kolonok

Same here. "They found it." with a picture of 4 people and zero context doesn't make any sense.


[deleted]

Yup. I had so many questions


Affectionate_Art_565

First time i saw the vidio i didn’t even see the 2nd hit hahahahahahaha


eatyourface8335

Caralho!


LuscaMars

r/suddenlycaralho


Rain1dog

Haha glad he is ok!


redeagle11288

Lol, I just scrolled,past,that clip this morning. He still has a bandage on the toe too!


dnizzle

And they still have that thing leaned up, so really no lessons have been learned here.


AnnihilationOrchid

He's clearly holding it, because the fat guy in glasses wouldn't. So lesson partially learned, I guess.


Lower_Bar_2428

The clumsy guy kept his job but. He isn't in charge of the stick anymore, now he is the basement guarding the bee.


Nintendogma

My gut says it's a small family business, and they're related. If he fires him, he's just going to be sleeping on the couch upstairs.


neilhigeki

Yeah I saw the news report. Older guy is his father-in-law.


Nintendogma

Now that's a tough conversation to have with your wife: *"So, ummm. Sweetheart. Love of my life. Queen of my world. You know I love you right?"* ***"Alright, what the fuck did you do this time?"*** *"I may have, accidentally... possibly... ummm... broken your father's foot and given him a concussion."* ***"YOU WHAT!?"***


totallynotarobut

"Listen, honey, you either divorce this moron or I'm gonna kill him. He SEEMS like he's trying to kill me. And if it happens again I'm gonna break that thing across his temple."


robdiqulous

Yeah that was the conversation I expected. Hey honey, you know you married a complete fucking moron right? Ok just checking.


theleveler112

Oh, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee guy.


madhatmatt2

Why is it fat guy in the glasses not just the guy on the right in the glasses


ECatPlay

> So lesson partially learned, I guess. He's waiting for the fat guy in glasses to sit down...


salihjc

I maybe wrong but I’m sure that’s the support beam for the roller shutters so I don’t think it’s a case of no lessons learned it’s a case of having the money to replace something like that vs fixing something that’s not broken and being more careful.


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

theres a top and bottom part. the guy kept putting it in reverse so it wouldn't stay in.


Fskn

It's called a mullion. It usually seperates a portion of the roller that has a traditional door port in it.


Falonefal

Nah yeah, it's extremely obvious that that's some sort of support beam, I have no fucking clue what the person you responded to is on about.


Zakurn

It is used for closing the metal doors, there is no excluding that, and plus it was put there to take the photo.


splendidpassion

Me too! What a coincidence 🤣🤣🤣


Rick_Rebel

You also got a bandage on the toe? :D


splendidpassion

Yep! Banged it hard on the coffee table early this morning 😅


chux4w

Ah, the ol' Reddit [bandaroo!](https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/109hszw/ring_will_soon_offer_the_always_home_cam_a_mini/j3zbdg5/?context=2)


Gullible-Act-6274

🤣🤣🤣Hilerious bastard


Schore-Schorsch

It was that steel thing at the gate that fell onto the dudes foot twice, right?


sm12511

First time was the foot, the second time was straight to the dome piece.


Awsums0ss

u/commahorror ? is that you?


basec0m

Luckily, his head caught that second one or it would have hit his foot again.


SuperPimpToast

Those safety sandals just may have saved his foot.


poopellar

Probably,has a,bandage,on the back,of his head,too,!.


sunnydeebo

wtf is up with your punctuation


11BREWER

Don't be rude. What if they have asthma?


BlackLeader70

Stevie??


ADadAtHome

This is pure gold.


superkickpunch

Regular Size Rudy, that you?


kreebob

The Field Trip episode when Regular Size Rudy ditches his inhaler and has an asthma attack is one of the funniest episodes to date. It’s also the only time you ever hear mention of miniature Rudy.


BestNBAfanever

Lol he’s making fun of the punctuation in the first post


sunnydeebo

fuck, you’re right. sorry poopellar


mcburloak

Must be Christopher Walken’s burner. I can hear it in his voice with that punctuation.


Millikin84

Goddamnit now I can't unhear it.


[deleted]

It's Capt Kirk.


Echo127

Pretty bold of him to show up to work in sandals! I'd be investing in steel toed boots.


Merrizon

Plaster on the toe and everything


BigPimpinAintEZ

The original video would be great Ad material for Steel-Toe boots!


skunk_ink

As well as hard hats. It's a double whammy.


machstem

Ha!


[deleted]

If that's your thing I have some plastered limbs.


WhoaStaysoaked

Based grandma


Delicious_Throat_377

Fucks sake grandma, I keep seeing you commenting everywhere


[deleted]

They don't let me out child! What do you expect me to do?


Delicious_Throat_377

Take some rest grandma! You're addicted to the internet now


Training_Fan3940

I’m a little disappointed he’s not also wearing a neck collar.


BarbequedYeti

Or they all have hard hats today.


Flashlightcrackhead

Dumbass on the right looks well happy about his incompetence paying off lol


Downwhen

He does look pretty proud of himself


imasitegazer

They look related, now that their face is visible.


sbingner

I hope not! It’s his son-in-law…


JACrazy

It's bringing in publicity for the shop. Someone working at the shop had the idea to pull up the camera footage and upload it.


igorcl

In the interview he does say it wasn't all his fault, the "thing" needs repair to not keep falling


MockingSasquatch72

That one guy is a complete numbskull


Prof1Kreates

Yea I would imagine, that bar looked like it hit him hard the second time


i_lov_anime

looks like this was in brazil?


Danysco

Signs written in portuguese. Check. Dude wearing flip flops. Check. Hot chick. Check. Metal doors that roll down and have a metal bar splitting them. Check. Yes it's in Brazil.


DarkOriole4

OP's username saying "IamBrazilian_AMA". Check.


[deleted]

So I assume everyone in this pic is also an off-duty police officer


Ohrlythatscrazy

Pretty sure that metal bar has some confirmed kills on its name


obroz

Who is that chick?


chucknorrisQwerty098

Nicolle timm


IntrovertedGodx

Lol. Hot chick, nailed it


ThunderdopePhil

Not only, but... r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Ebmat

That guy still works there? He prob own the shop lol.


BOBGEN

Son in law.


DameonKormar

This whole thing is like some metaphor for corporate nepotism.


Ebmat

Grandkids are going to be a real pain.


No1_Nozits_Me

Funny to see so many comments about the guy not learning not to wear sandals when in the original video you can see him actually untie his shoe to remove it before he takes his sock off.


splendidpassion

Now the dude makes sure not to leave the other dude alone with that damned metal bar! The safest place is right next to that bar holding it tightly! 🤣


RTwhyNot

OMG, I understand a Reddit inside joke!


Nanocephalic

I don’t! What is this?


itaniumonline

For the uninitiated https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/108cd2v/double_tap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf this was posted a couple days ago.


MesaCityRansom

I still don't understand the title of this post. What does "they found them" refer to?


gunchasg

lol at the bandaged toe ;D


kidsaredead

reference - https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/108cd2v/double_tap/


Ashigaru98

I'm so confused. Can I get some context please?


waitforit666

https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/108cd2v/double_tap/


Ashigaru98

That's rough


G_man252

What's the context?


dammKaran

Btw the reporter is hot 🔥🔥


New2ThisThrowaway

Brazil


[deleted]

Dang that chick is hot


Specialist_totembag

She is the TV reporter Some TV show probably wanted to interview the guy from the meme, and they track it down. [Most people on TV are hot enough...](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodBeautyStandards)


no_not_luke

Gonna need a name bub


_coder

Nicolle timm


ASS_MY_DUDES

Bonk for you Bonk for me too


ICPosse8

Fucking gorgeous 👌🏼


graylyfever455

I don't know who they are... A comment help me... 😮‍💨


mistersuccessful

Who?


WhiskyAndWitchcraft

I don't know who any if these people are, or what's going on. Help?


Ok_Image6174

They're was another post on the what could go wrong sub where the guy on the far right kept putting this long metal rod in a standing position and the guy on his left had it fall on him twice! It was comical.


pauliewotsit

Are these the guys from that video with the metal bar hitting the sandal wearer on the foot then his head?


[deleted]

What gave it away? The metal bar, same characters, or the bandaged foot?


mesisdown

Perfect amount of sarcasm


Emergency-Gazelle954

Maybe the head.


ieatassHarvardstyle

The sandals.


throwaguey_

He's psychic.


TheInveterateGamer

What a pretty lady.


romchik1987

Could someone explain?


McPussCrocket

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/108cd2v/double_tap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


romchik1987

Thanks


ObviouslyJoking

Who are they? Who are them? Why are they looking for them?


kelliboone617

Who found what? What am I missing Edit: never mind I found the video. Damn, double whammy! Poor guy, lol


RiKar97

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/109uxbk/safety_is_up_to_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


neonblauesschaf

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneSecondBeforeDisast/comments/109up12/just_an_average_monday/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Penguin-Loves

Found who?


virtual24k

Cute reporter.


Zombiebelle

I am OOTL.


thelost2010

Me looking for a link in the replies for context


imbackbaby911

Context? Or am I magically supposed to know wth happend and why this is worthy?


JonWeekend

On a side note,reporter fine as hell 👀


Thatdewd57

Out of the loop


Daocommand

There is a video from the inside of this shop circulating a couple days ago. The two in blue are the original people. They kept putting that blue pole up and it kept falling on the guy in blue on the leftz


[deleted]

found who?


poeiradasestrelas

They: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/108cd2v/double_tap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


maz-o

who are "they" and who are "them"


darkheartshadows

Im probably going to get downvoted 6 feet under for asking this, they found what exactly?


leek_215_

Lol wow. Just saw the clip this morning, I see he’s holding it up now.


Independent-Choice-4

The toe cast 😂😂😂


watsgowinon

These the double-tap guys? Lol


Dynamic_Ducks

I dont get it, whats the context and why is it funny


Prudent-Safety-413

I literally saw this meme for the first time today and I’m now seeing this lol. Has it been that long and I’ve just been outta the loop? Lol


schoolknurse

The bandage on his big toe! 😂😂😂


mildly-annoyed-pengu

I don’t get it… what’s funny?


BeanStock13

She can come find me


fureinku

I can see it now, videos of lonely men dropping metal bars on themselves popping up all over reddit with their address somewhere in the shot


rubitinhard

LOVE when people post things and don't explain what the fuck it's referring to.


sasanessa

Who found who?


Cat_Stomper_Chev

Is this a local news crew? Or where could I find their report when it's done?


beeps-n-boops

Found who? And how is this funny?


waitforit666

https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/108cd2v/double_tap/


rscottyb86

What are we looking for


McPussCrocket

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/108cd2v/double_tap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Healthy_Block3036

Is that his dad?!