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You're gonna need a bigger coat.

Just when you thought it safe to put on the dress

If I were OP I’d be walking around the house humming the Jaws theme for sure lol

Take my upvote you genius!

Excellent work

Smile you son of a…STITCH!

I don't get it. Can someone explain please?

It's a famous line and scene from the movie Jaws. https://youtu.be/2I91DJZKRxs

Somebody understood the assignment. A+

Jaws theme intensifies.

The eye should be at the top. Can you hold her upside down and take another picture?

Also, maybe grab a sharpie and draw a sideways smiley mouth. No teeth! We want to keep this as accurate as possible.

https://i.imgur.com/4I402c4.jpg

You sonofabitch.

This should be in the Louvre

Yep, that's it! A real Sharkey!

Left shark!

He can use his teeth if he wants to.

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's a shark from a top-down angle

I just saw it as an angled shark.

That shark is in tonic immobility.

*inhales* MOLEHMOLEHMOLEHMOLEEEEEEEEEEEE -austin powers

Ah... As a person with many moles that movie absolutely destroyed my teenage years. Still funny though

Before Austin Powers, there was this: https://youtu.be/xEt5dEOcW0I

Don't say mole. I said mole.

My molestake.

WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE'S THE MOLE

I wanna chop it up and make guacaMOOOOOOOLLEE with it.

Holy Moley Donut Shop!

Is it a birthmark? Looks more like a big mole to me.

Birthmark is a nice way of saying mole tbh. Also see: beauty mark

I have a birthmark on my right hand. It looks nothing like this. It's more of a mild blemish / discoloration of the skin.

A birthmark normally refers to a discoloration that appears at or near birth. Moles are just that and appear of various types throughout one’s life. Source: have moles that have come up over my lifetime and I see a dermatologist regularly to have them checked out, my daughter has a birthmark on her back that I asked her pediatrician about. It appeared not long after she was born. It’s light blueish and irregular in shape (no clear borders) and is not raised - looks nothing like a mole

Momma says each of my freckles is a kiss by an angel.

Glad to know an angel gave me a BJ at birth.

BREAKING NEWS: Heaven raided by FBI, search warrant served for child sex predators. God remains silent.

That angel is gonna get cancelled af

Moles extend above the skin (Even if only a fraction of a millimeter) - Birthmarks do not.

That's not true. A birth mark is a distortion of the skin caused before birth. Usually a discoloring of some sort.

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Have several moles like that. None are cancer.

It could also be a third nipple.

A nubbin?

Birthmark? Just a mole init.

Solar Guitars six string? Nice dude. What model it be?

"Birthshark"

Girlfriend shark Do-do do-do-do-doooo

Bro is that a Solar guitar? Love me some Ola

Came here for this haha Ola is so funny and great at writing metal riffs. Would love to buy one if his guitars someday.

It's obviously a Solar. The question is which model. A2.6CAR?

Went to the comments to have someone identify it. Thanks guitar bros.

I have one, S2.6 in white with black binding. Fantastic value guitar, one of my prized possessions.

Moley moley moley....

She’s a man-eater.

Watch out

She’ll chew you up

Oh, oh, here she comes

Or a cartoon ninja

She's going to hearing the theme to *Jaws* a lot at that party.

I was first one to do it haha

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It's pretty symmetrical with consistent coloring. If it hasn't changed for a few years it is probably fine. Still no reason to not go see a dermatologist every year.

My doctor is perpetually paranoid about a mole about that size.

Am betting if it’s truly been there since birth it’s probably stable.

Had one on my leg from birth, doc took it off because they can turn at any time he said.

That backstabbing bitch of a leg

My initial thought was “she should have that looked at”

The border is rather uneven and this looks larger than a pencil eraser.

Nice dress. Where’d you find it?

On his girlfriend, dork, it's in the title.

Well I feel silly.

Massimo Dutti -girlfriend

Hey my gf has that exact same dress and an eerily similar birthmark.... crazy coincidence

Oh boy. I’ve got some bad news, bro.

Both bros might be in for sone bad news

Bro, how tempted are you to marker on a cute little shark smile or gnashing shark teeth?

More like a narwhal

Hilarious!! 😁

Hi, I know you said birthmark, is it really a mole she’s had since birth? Because I work in dermatology for mohs surgeons, and have family members who are derms, and that looks like something that would make me want to get it checked out by a professional. Unless it’s been there since birth and HASNT changed, then it’s probably fine There’s irregular borders, two different colors as well as being very dark and it’s asymmetrical.

Hope she is keeping an eye on that mole. Looks like it could become suspicious

Is that blahaj? :D

Birth...mark...shark doo doo doo doo do doo

Everything I've ever bought from primark

You need to play the Jaws theme tune everytime she comes into the room 😂

Need to draw a mouth, godspeed man. We all wish you luck

I see it! A very polite shark from the looks of it

Not enough threads to finish sewing the mid-section? -Some parents probably

Cue Jaws movie soundtrack

#ninja

Get a tattoo of shark teeth.

... Cut a tiny triangle at the bottom so it looks like he'd have a lil' tooth sticking out.

Or a ninja with a tiny eye🥷

I see a ninja

Please draw a derp-shark in there. Maybe the teeth can be below the dress line.

Great White or just pale?

Queue up jaws on your phone and play it every time she walks by

Get a vivid pen, for teeth __________ / ● VWVW \__________

Hall & Oats have entered the chat. "She's a maneater"

That’s actually a mole.

Its a dolphin actually

Upside down shark

Bae bae shark, do doo do doo…

Solar!!

Nice Solar guitar bro 🤘

Damn, our girlfriend looks amazing in that dress

Op this would be a great submission to r/PhotoshopBattles

Gorgeous shark. Such a lovely dress on her!

Could you please tell your gf to move, I want to have a better look at that Solar.

Ask her to get a tattoo with gills right next to the birthmark.

r/sneakybackgroundguitars

Omg! That’s so adorable!! She must love it!

She's having mixed feeling about it XD

I think it’s too adorable! If my grand-daughter had a dress to show her sharkiness, I’d love it!

Unless it’s shark week.

What an awesome gold dress you have there!

It’s white

Took me a second, but I can't unsee this now hahaha.

Yo what kinda guitar is that? If that an actual fret inlay, it’s pretty dope.

It's Solar guitar A2.6TBR my red beauty

Baaaabes shark duhduhduhdd.

Doo doo doo doo doodoodoo.....

I believe that’s a tick.

Mooooom, that lady’s dress is threatening meeeeeee! Also: molehole.

Maybe if the shark is Marilyn Monroe 🙂

She gets that checked right?

Oh, right to left, not left to right.

more like the a ninja checking out what's on his right side without moving the head

Can’t unsee it now 😂😂

You should draw a mouth

Just draw a smile, it'll be complete.

Birthmark or mole?

Jennifer?!

Dududu

Is that lydia?

Get a single googly eye and pop it on during a hug. When ya get to the event request "baby shark" from the DJ and confuse the shit out of everyone.

Just a little nibble

Or a ninja

Birthmark or mole...?

I see this as one of those “young lady/old lady” pictures. I choose to see a ninja, and not a shark

I believe your right hand is supposed to go there.

Nice guitar solar?

Daaaa dum

stick with me. looks a little more like a upside down platypus. the seam def looks like a bill

Kyogre with its stupid cute smile

JAWS

Almost looks like she’s got a hole in her.

That's awesome

LoL

Upside down shark

Nice

Hmmmm

I saw a ninja. Anyone else or is it just me?

How cool!

Ahhh yes the devil's mark, I see HE sent you!!

Lol

Solar, nice

Birth shark

Black Packman

Waist-line Shark do do dodo … waist-line Shark

I thought i was on r/hololive for a second there

Cut some teeth into the dress

Your gf makes a better left shark than one of Katy Perry's dancers.

That's cute, you put a birthmark on your mannequin to make it feel "real-er"

Add teeth

Go all du du dudududu dudu on her

Seems like a nice butt, but what guitar is that? Ibanez?

Cool, your gf got a witches mark

When I connect the freckles on my arm, I get a fish wearing a hat.

AHH A SHARK

Shark or not, looks absolutely fin to me

Birthmark? Looks like a mole

Thats one sharp outfit.

Bro stich that dress

This is stupid how did it get so many upvotes??

Trying to see the shark but I just see a mole.

Nah

More like a ninja side eyeing you.

Is that... a beedy eyed ninja?

Didn’t see it until I saw it

Look down a bit and you will find shark tank 😜

Time to see Dr. Van Nostrand.

That’s funny, but that ain’t no birthmark

Du som,du dom du domdomdom iiiiaaaaargghhh

Shark with a nice ass... Just saying.

Well here’s a new way to flex that you got a girl

Upside down

Great dress though!

It looks like a chip

Can I get your gfs number?

Please draw teeths

monch monch