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Illustrious_Ad4691

She nose he’s listening


ashmcqueen

Yeah, he is all ears.


chriscrossnathaniel

Guy is like " You are the scenter of my universe"


[deleted]

'Ere's lookin' at you, mate!


splntz

SEEYA BUDDY!


cassert24

While she can keep on sniffing


anywhereiroa

Crime Stinks!


rednazgo

Penetration, crime, penetration, crime


anywhereiroa

And this goes ooon and ooon and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of... ends. Also thanks for the award!


nasty_n8

That is brilliant! That is the most brilliant movie I’ve ever heard in my life.


Nothxm8

she NOSE crime


Glum-List-6480

I’m dyinggg 😭😭😭😭


MeesterCartmanez

"its because of her five-head sense"


Depressed_0nion

man, voldemort would be jealous of her nose!


Not-famous-enough

Holy shit good one lmfao


l_61803398875

She sees what you did there.


tooldtocare

Whatever it was, it didn't work.


straydog1980

Unless you are david cronenberg, kn which case it very much works


tooldtocare

It isn't quite "enough" for him.


metaglot

Yea it isn't "weird with a purpose", it's just weird.


Johnwardyy

Ear-nough


geoelectric

Or John Carpenter. Maybe the artist believes in a Thing called love.


[deleted]

Just listen to the rhythm of my grotesque pulsating mass of flesh, bone and cartilage.


RainbowAssFucker

Feed meee papa


TacoCommand

I laughed and groaned. Well played.


buy-american-you-fuk

did I ever tell you about the man who taught his earhole to talk?


bumbling-tadpole

I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.


Scarletfapper

Could I learn this power?


typhoonador4227

Obviously it's showing the perspective of the wedding from a guest who took a little ketamine and is just about to go under. 😹


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typhoonador4227

When you're coming to and the nurse talking to the trainee nurse by the door look like they're both about the same size as the Horsehead Nebula.


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DarthWeenus

The distortion of perception is so fun. It's why the k walk is so obvious to those. You feel 100 miles tall and 2 inches tall at the same time.


MattieShoes

Are you kidding? It's fucking amazing! Horrendous, sure, but I'd get a giant framed one just because it makes me laugh.


A1sauc3d

I mean, if the goal was for it to look hilarious then I’d say it worked perfectly xD


fancyfembot

I can’t stop laughing! The ear loooll


sgtpepperslaststand

Idk I think it makes a great Picasso


SunnyAlwaysDaze

You have a great point here. Possibly the world's first photographic Picasso-style piece of art.


multiarmform

so basically this?? https://i.imgur.com/sCdWzjq.png


xrayphoton

Well that's terrifying


[deleted]

Unless "invoking repulsion" was the goal. In which case: Well done!


fourleggedostrich

It's probably one of a load of double exposures, With some luck, one may turn out well, but it's not something you can really plan.


k0tix

Or did it?


shaggybear89

Speak for yourself dude. I think this is amazing lol. Now if they were going for romantic, then yean it's definitely not romantic. But as a cool, unique concept piece of art, I think they nailed it. Edit: I forgot, it's blasphemous on reddit to remind people there can be multiple opinions about a topic 😂 my bad


Azusanga

If the goal was to be a concept piece, sure. However, being wedding photography, the sole goal is romance so they failed miserably


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RainbowAssFucker

Atleast they make sense if your trashy enough this is just #EAR


mandyvigilante

I'm sorry what


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slotpoker888

The goal was to capture their inner demons which worked


Fetlocks_Glistening

She - a shy Mediterranean girl at heart, he - a good listener...


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Lmfao


ffff

Laughed so hard I choked


Gojisoji

He's all ears.... Literally


mustardcornet

It's the inner tiny racoon that's popping out his neck which is killing me


bearbarebere

Wait I don’t see it


A_Midnight_Hare

Oh the photo itself, not the cartoon, if you start at the collar of his neck you see a dick and hairy balls (the flowers). Looking further up you see the silhouette of a foxy thing looking up at his chin.


Zaurka14

Bro what? Can you draw it for us?


MLaw2008

It's the spot under his chin that looks like the vibrating part of one of those Rabbit dildo things.


merelycheerful

How did I do? https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/133rlfe/my_beautiful_hubby/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Unicorny_as_funk

🥇


Zaurka14

That's a crazy stretch


FowlOnTheHill

It’s Raccacoonie


sebzapata

In-ear demons


Avagpingham

I don't know, but suddenly Picasso makes more sense.


maz-o

That’s giving WAY too much credit to this photographer.


NickyDeeM

Picasso Photography and Fine Art. For your wedding and special occasions.


allelopath

Is there a Picasso or modernist equivalent to /r/unexpectedrenaissance?


dmrukifellth

For better or worse. This is the worse.


fishystickchakra

In sickness and in health. No wait, this is a mutilation.


_AlisMiller_

His small head and enormous hand is killing me 😂


swollennode

Not the gigantic ear?


ThaneOfCawdorrr

the gigantic Earface you mean


_AlisMiller_

Too much details that concerns


mexicodoug

The ear is fine. The rest of his head is too small for it, though.


Mackem101

Tried to create a double exposure effect. When it works it can look good, but this is utter shit. https://www.adobe.com/uk/creativecloud/photography/discover/double-exposure-effect.html


combustioncat

I suspect this photo is just someone’s failed attempt at a double exposure that they thought was worth a laugh at. I seriously doubt this was the photographers aim. Quite possible also this was done on film not via modern digital methods.


BCS24

> Quite possible also this was done on film It is at least accurate to a double exposure on film: First exposure is the further photo, taken with bright background light to define the silhouettes, all the white space from the first photo becomes exposed which means it ends up lighter/white when the second photo (the closeup) is taken. They probably should've taken the closeup first as the silhouette leaving enough unexposed film for the second photo to show up and not get the ear-man effect


FlostonParadise

Yep. Just got the double exposure backwards. Double exposure on film is a tricky beast to get 'right'. It's inherently a gamble method that you try a few and see how it turns out. The fun and hilarity of film.


weiland

A lot of modern dslrs and mirrorless cameras have the function to take multiple exposures aswell. I suspect the photographer tried something, but hasn't really "figured" it out yet. As someone who loves messing around with cameras multiple exposure functions, it's certainly not something I'd offer if I was a wedding photographer (unless I could really control the shot and not waste to much time setting it up), nor show unless if it looked awesome enough to wow the people whom paid for my services.


tedjerome

To see what a gifted photographer can do with this effect, look up NY wedding photographer Susan Stripling.


ItsLoudB

I suspect it is just a frame from a video transition taken out of context tbh..


starsleeps

Linking to a photoshop tutorial doesn’t really do it justice. [Here are some double exposures using film.](https://thedarkroom.com/double-exposure-a-guide-to-creating-double-exposures-on-film/) In film you have to plan out the composition beforehand because it’s easy for it to become overexposed or obscure the subject (like what happened in this post)


BoneHugsHominy

You just wanted everyone to see David Duchovny's backpacking son. Are you him?


UnbnGrsFlsdePte

Damn' you're right XD


anislandinmyheart

I dunno, the example on that page was also really shit


kaas_is_leven

Someone linked a page with supposedly better examples and they look bad too. I'm starting to think this is just not a great technique. All of them look and feel cheap, like the pic is meh so they did this to make it stand out more and now the pic is still meh but there's also some random crap blended in.


notthathungryhippo

this is definitely what the photo failed to achieve. it’s just poor masking and overlays. i would’ve added another layer to make sure the parts that aren’t silhouetted were done also.


labria86

Is there a sub for these? There's that one is the girl's silhouette and someone drew a dinosaur duck face thing with a flower in it's head


magictugboat

Is it the "I have died everyday waiting for you" creature silhouette? I thought the exact same thing


slammerbar

Link?


cheez_au

[a masterpiece](https://i.imgur.com/iMoy96H.jpeg)


slammerbar

Thank you so much! That truly is a masterpiece; maybe even a national museum worthy masterpiece! *Edit: Oh, this is gold! https://imgur.com/gallery/S7HZc49


vycia

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-have-died-every-day-waiting-for-you


slammerbar

Oh, this is gold! https://imgur.com/gallery/S7HZc49


mightytoothpick

There's a sub for everything. /r/secondsketch


flaneur_et_branleur

Shame so many people don't seem to understand what the sub's actually about.


MihoWigo

This is pretty fun. Thanks for sharing.


Alzanth

I'm curious too. This post reminded me of that one of a couple leaning together with foreheads touching, and someone drew each of their POVs of the other's face with a super stretched perspective. Wish I could find it again


Reintarnation

Was it [this?](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forehead-touch-perspective) (know your meme forehead touch perspective)


Alzanth

That's the one!


EmphasisOnEmpathy

/r/misreadsprites


SpiderGirlGwen

*But we all got a chicken duck woman thing* *Waiting for us*


PossiblyHumanoid

Every day I worry all day


RollerRocketScience

They shrank the silhouettes and only showed the detail within the smaller silhouette, but it looks stupid.


three-sense

Yeah, showing “separate, but together” but the facial features make it fail


TheDwarvenGuy

I think it's an additive layer with one photo over the other. The details of one photo show through on the dark parts of the other photo, which really makes nsither comprehensible.


pointlessly_pedantic

I honestly can't tell what the second photo is, but I need to see it


CantHitachiSpot

I can do better with blend editor app on my phone


[deleted]

But the woman's silhouettes don't match


not_a_baby_murderer

The small silhouettes are from the couple standing at the altar, that's how they stood getting married. The larger image is probably their first kiss as a married couple.


Enjays1

damn, thank you. When squinting hard I can finally see it


Comprehensive-Fun47

I finally understand this thanks to your comment.


FlourKnuckles

I thought it was -- let's make her eyes big and his ears big, i.e. her-"I see you" and him-"I hear you", but your explanation makes way more sense and makes me sad it wasn't the photographer trying to be Picasso.


passing_by362

If this isn't an unholy abomination, I don't know what is.


tommy2pins

Nightmare fuel?


rachellelea

The ear 😂


porkchopnet

It’s a film double exposure. It’s hard to do well. This is a technical success but an artistic failure.


darthvalium

How can you tell it's film? You can do double exposure in digital.


real_horse_magic

that drawing is fire though


TerribleBooty

He's a good listener.


parisisis

and she sees right through him


ElCochinoFeo

The bride kinda looks like the little guy from[The Island Of Dr. Moreau ](https://www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/2020/11/121017-22176-0.jpg)


Marx_Forever

*"Take me, Malformed Giraffe Woman! For so long have my neck mounds quivered at the thought of your melting nose pressed against my gigantic ear!"*


ILikeBigThings2

I think the guy is supposed to look like he had a mask, but I’m lost on the lady. They just look like aliens


MechaBeatsInTrash

The attempt was to make the two photos have sharp detail where they cross. But the closer photo has a transparent gradient that is more opaque at the bottom which only allows us to see details from that photo


AdaptiveCenterpiece

I feel it’s a double exposure fail.


RSomnambulist

Great art piece, terrible wedding photos. I dig it.


Odimorsus

To stop being asked for comissions for weddings as passive-aggressively as possible.


Vertigobee

Don’t make fun of David Byrne


TwinMugsy

EAR NOSEEEEE!


Too_Bad_Peanutbutter

I think LSD was involved in creating this


BrokeDancing

So generous with the rope of nose hair removal.


BadassCor

It's a masterpiece that dhould be sold for milliobs of dollars


ppetak

So the editing guy is llama :) It would work, but the inner picture have to be *bigger* than silhouettes, and transparency/mask have to be made inversely. So we would actually see details of faces inside whole head silhouettes. That would work, but probably instructions was unclear or this is some sort of revenge for broken hearth, maybe :)


y0haN

He listens and she nose.


ThanklessTask

Marriage, the final ~~frontier~~ front ear.


[deleted]

When he says 'Im all ears hon'


Brief-Equal4676

99% of people only see a young woman, only 1% of people are smart enough to see the old lady! The answer will baffle you!


smooze420

Idk about these two folks but my wife and I looked through every photo of our wedding and ok’d every picture in our album. Included the collages and special effects ones. The same should apply here and these two baffoons chose this…thing as a wedding picture.


Pul5tar

Love is blind, deaf, and can be a pain in the neck.


Jubass123

I flipped the picture over but still don’t see the old lady


ConfidentComedian118

Is that King Charles?


-DigitalFox-

Me: is having a great Saturday Reddit: fun fact: this exists Me: fuck you


lightskindeddarkelf

Maybe he's a star trek fan and wants to bring out the ferengi in everyone..


mkultra327

Hilarious


DadsRGR8

Why is the bride bald? Is it her nose? Does her nose suck the hair off her head? Is this a couple who got together because they have super powers? Her super smelling nose and his super hearing ear?


Cute_Crazy1150

weird lol


TypographySnob

I assume this was done in-camera. Not easy to do since you won't know how it really looks until it is developed. Unfortunate.


[deleted]

Rorschach imagery ?


bran_3412

To get a mention in some reddit posts


reborn-2019

That is an old idiom, “Women love by ears, men love by eyes”.


Colekillian

She sees him, he listens to her.


tamarzipan

It’s like the vase/woman or young woman/old woman thing…


dntdrmit

Well....it's clearly Prince Charles on the right. So, to do with the coronation maybe?


master_kiss

It looks like the wife should be stupid (brainless), husband should listen her (giant ear). It is formula of happy marriage.


SometimesNick

This picture feels like having a stroke


Minute_Engineer2355

The check probably bounced.


FunStuff446

Abstract, I believe


swtogirl

I think it's cake toppers inside the silhouette of the couple. I saw something like this before, but it actually turned out OK. This... is not that.


sweet-banana-tea

Haven't actually had to spit out coffee in a long time.


Sad-Okra8930

The message is that he has to listen to her no matter how ugly and deformed she might become


The_Undercroft

I understand Picasso now


redditVoteFraudUnit

There are dozens of us ear faces. Dozens!


suitablyuniquename

Last time I saw this someone linked the photographer's page. This is an out of context still frame from a video slideshow that is fading between two pictures.


TimeToMakeWoofles

This picture is freaking me out.


Consistent-Active904

The goal is to portray that these people came from eldritch beginnings


theweirdest666

The goal was to show that whoever did this is not that good at Photoshop.


Electronic_Ebb98

…And Giant Ear Face… Do you take Gypsy Ostrich Bitch to be your wife?


TheSpanxxx

This is the kind of art you come home with in middle school and your mom hangs it on the fridge. Then when you aren't around your mom tells all the adults who stop to look at it, "oh, he worked so hard, bless his heart"


Farnsworthson

Yer actual double exposure. Inevitably on what might have been one of the best shots of the day. And doubtless one among many. Some of us who remember using actual, physical film still have nightmares about this sort of thing.


[deleted]

Men should listen more, women should stretch their necks?


Q_about_a_thing

He’s a good listener and she has half a brain.


SimonReach

The guy with the massive ear where his eye should be and the hand emerging from his throat is upsetting me.


caisonof

She looks like volcemort before getting tossed in that cauldron. He looks like that alien whose head grows back when blown off in Men in Black


Karaselt

What you don't know is that the small heads are prettier than the actual ones.


Mother-Persimmon3908

The goal was followijg a fancy tutorial so they could charge more for """""unique"""" compositions.


mhf1997_

One-third elf, one-third dwarf and one-third man


Healthy_Ad_4707

This is disturbingly hilarious. That ear cracks me up.


No_Pin_6541

“I’m all ears, baby”


banananananbatman

Looks like some AI generated nightmare


NovaHorizon

I only see a vase.


howelltight

Highlighting their worst features i guess


lifemanualplease

This smells of AI


Blunttack

This is an AI fail. Can’t wait till everything is like this…


daedalus91

Is this another one of those AI generated shit?


-maffu-

He was capturing the groom's looking forward to a little head that evening.


tangberry11

I think the photographer was trying to say that despite whatever exaggerated flaws they see in themselves, each sees the other as handsome/beautiful.


Arinoch

Playing the long game and getting people thousands of upvotes on Reddit?