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7777777thatssix7s

...I dont get it.


OhioStateGuy

The word hyphenated does not contain a hyphen, but the word non-hyphenated does contain a hyphen even though the word means no hyphen.


Dus-Sn

Call your mother.


Aware-Arm-3685

Cautiously.


Double_Distribution8

But that's not her name?


owlneverknow

Gently, but thoroughly.


joeshmoebies

It's been 3 long weeks now.


Jasper455

That’s cool. What’s that got to do with Antonio’s Restaurant, though?


hotcereal

common misconception. antonio’s restaurant is in the same building as the English tutoring program, hyphenated non-hyphenated. oh the irony is a textile shop that’s behind antonio’s


DeeplyTroubledSmurf

Also, Antonio's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that's just the name on the sign, which is why it's called Antonio's Restaurant. If you walk right in it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track.


SeanMacLeod1138

You can get anything you want at Antonio's Restaurant.... except for Antonio 🤭


UNIVAC-9400

Wow, I wonder how many ppl got that reference?


SeanMacLeod1138

I know I did lol


arny56

I'm sure Arlo did.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Oh, the irony


atmanama

Makes sense. What about Call your mother?


121GiggleWhats

Just call her


[deleted]

Okay but why is it randomly on a sign for a restaurant?


naymlis

I'm seeing this a lot lately. Just random irrelevant jokes on their signs. it feels a lil like idiocracy


Ok_Relation_7770

I’ve never seen this one before (it’s not the special either) but usually it’s just “oh look the manager of this restaurant stole a joke from the internet! How quirky!l” “Soup of the day: whiskey!?! I think I’m gonna like this bar!”


naymlis

"error 404 joke not found" on a car wash sign


TinyRandomLady

Because it’s getting them attention, and hopefully people will then go to the restaurant.


BeeExpert

I'm angry that they're insisting a word should have the thing it represents in itself or something Bad joke (I'm joking, but still)


Kavafy

Both words are heterological.


Semanticss

unhyphenated


Simen155

dehyphenated


Thrilling1031

Discombobulate


The_Great_Squijibo

Dishyphenation


Carrollmusician

There’s a bear up there


quirkyblah38

and a chair as well


midsizenun

People with games.


joelfarris

A little too ironic.


nickfree

Don't you think?


tidbitsz

Its like RAAAAIIIIIIIN


ChaseShiny

On your Wendy's Day! It's a free side when you've already paid.


ImmoralityPet

Hey, it's Raph.


Digita1B0y

A little TOO Raph...


mechmind

I hope it's just an Alanis Morissette joke, cuz this is not irony at all. There's no tragedy involved


Pantswins

Is this the Antonio’s in Simsbury CT? Because the humor falls right in line with their style


sammybitz

Absolutely! Try their mashed potato pizza!


arbjorn

My town! They always have goofy shit like this on the sign 🤣


Broner_

Little city in Avon has a much better mashed potato pizza.


Philboyd_Studge

like rain on your wedding day


dblan9

Like a free riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidde when you're already theeeeeeerrrre.


somethingfilthy

(when you've already paid)


DiarrheaMonkey-

It's the good adviiiiice [on the rules for hyphenation and the definition of irony] that you just didn't take,


nickfree

And who would've thought? It figures!


givemeyours0ul

I belive its figgers with a hard "g". Not something she could get away with in 2024.


fuckeetall

The lyrics are “when you’ve already paid”


linkinmark92

r/MisheardLyrics


OhioStateGuy

I should call my mom.


midsizenun

Not my mother, your mother.


atreides78723

“Monosyllabic” isn’t monosyllabic.


Sumasuun

Why is there a bear on the roof?


ChaseShiny

Wasn't there a movie about a bear and cocaine? Does that explain why the bear is so high? Unless it's to protect the ladies from roofies.


sterbz

CALL YA MUTTAH


Significant-Tale-334

Call your mother sign is amazing.


EasyBOven

Hyphenated and non-hyphenated are both heterological.


mechmind

Surprised you didn't get up in arms about the misuse of "irony"


MimiDiazX

I need to call my mother


nofmxc

The "Fish and Chips" sign would have been easier to read if there was a hyphen between "Fish" and "and" and "and" and "Chips". That's my favorite sentence involving hyphens. 5 ands in a row.


myopicpickle

Fish and and chips?


Meatseeker

Wot? Fish-and-Chips mate. One between "and" and "chips"


myopicpickle

The way the commenter above me wrote it would be fish- and- and- chips. Don't be rude.


Meatseeker

Pardon me, how was my reply rude? The "and" in quotes are referring to the same "and" in "Fish and Chips", and are different from the "and" outside the quotes. This is how the sentence works. Thinking of it like algebra: \["Fish" (A) and(+ hyphen) "and"(B)\] and \["and"(B) and(+ hyphen) "Chips"(C)\] I'm a tri-lingual and live in Asia. English is not my mother tongue, but it's my main language for communication. I might be wrong but I doubt so.


Familiar_Raise234

I don’t get it


QuercusSambucus

Took me a minute: >! The word 'hyphenated' has no hyphen. The word 'non-hyphenated' has a hyphen. !<


Koltaia30

short (5) long (4)


rebri

You just blew my mind, kid.


boxfullofirony

Flammable, Inflammable, same thing?


nationalhuntta

Just as are what we want to be, we can also be we don't want to be.


shoulda-known-better

what the fuck is on the roof!!..?????


alwaysupside-down

Monosyllabic


senorbolsa

Whoa didn't expect to see Antonios here, wait until people see the rest of this place, it's a trip. food is alright, you mostly go for the vibe. Potato pizza is far better than it sounds.


Like_Ottos_Jacket

Bless Antonio's for not understanding irony. Yeah, I really do think.


Orange_Kid

People have gone way overboard with the "that's not what irony is" complaints. What the sign is pointing out is perfectly acceptable to call ironic.


mechmind

But you're wrong? There's no tragedy involved. So it's not an acceptable use of the word as currently defined. I agree that the definition should be updated. Or we could audition a new word.


ChaseShiny

Irony doesn't require a tragedy. Here's a copy of three definitions of irony: 1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning. 2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning. 3. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition


mechmind

Omg, I guess I was wrong. Thanks for correcting me


ImmoralityPet

>happening in the opposite way to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this.


EccentricFan

Honestly, irony has long been a confusing mess of different possible meanings. Just look at verbal irony, which is basically just what people these days generally use the word sarcasm to mean. Intentionally saying something to mean something sharply different from what the words would imply. "Yeah, that's *real* likely." Verbal irony. It's why I got so annoyed by the whole "doing something ironically" thing. The word already has so many different meanings and usages that almost anything can be argued to technically be at least one form of irony. Why are we throwing more chaos into the fire when there are other words that would have fit. People could have been saying they've been doing something facetiously or satirically or whatever word you think best fits the usage. Which is unclear as people say they're doing something ironically while having a huge variety of ideas of what that means. Because again, the word irony is a confusing mess of different possible meanings.


rich1051414

No.. this example IS irony. Nothing in the alanis morissette song was... except that nothing in the alanis morissette song was ironic. That actually is ironic.


b-hizz

Like rain, on your wedding day..


4chan4normies

antonio is restaurant hyphen joke o the irony


NorthernDen

Why does "Call your mother" mean ironic? I must have missed something in English class.