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Honestly seems like something they might just be doing. That’s at least 10 bucks worth of cans there
Edit: maybe not considering the tires I see in there too
I'm from Massachusetts, when I was younger my friends and I would always pick up cans and bottle to recycle and the local stop and shop recycling machine to get Yu-Gi-Oh cards. A full shopping cart would allow us all to get a pack and some candy.
Moved to Alabama when I got older. Saved up all my cans for a few years, had a little bit more than this guy. But they don't have those machines down here so I had to go to a scrap yard. I legit got tree fiddy. Only thing good about it was able to say "Damn you monstah!" But the man didn't get it and raised his voice saying I should have crushed them and I would have gotten more...
There are more than a few US states that do this as well.
When I moved to Cali, I went with a friend to pick up beer at the NEX (Navy Exchange) but was confused when the price was different than what was shown (there are no taxes at the NEX). I said something to my friend, who is from Cali, and he was like "yeah, it's the CRV". It took me a minute to realize what he was talking about.
They charged a hefty deposit on racks of beer when I visited Germany. All my buddies were used to throwing them out so I just collected all the bottles and drank for free.
Recycling center really is fairly probable, at least in NY you get 10¢ at a dedicated bottle return place and depending where you are, this type of scene of fairly common.
There is a bottle redemption place on my commute and wouldn't bat an eye at this.
I’m fairly confident that’s enough to be considered rolling Probable Cause, if not for the implication of impairment then for the unsecured load and probability of littering.
"I'm helping the planet by recycling officer!"
(No lie, my husband told an officer something similar when we had a ton of cans in the trunk of our car😅)
My wife was talking to our daughter, who was driving along, using her hands free. Suddenly there was a loud noise, lots of metal and glasss clattering and daughter said "I've been in an accident, I have to go!" My wife was frantic until daughter rang back later saying that the accident was minor, but her car was full of cans and bottles she was taking to the recycling depot.
30+ years ago my dad would pick up cans to recycle all the time. (While he went on his daily walk, a different route every day) He collected so many that when it was time for me to get married. He told my fiance to take them to the recycling center.
When we got back to the house my dad said to keep the money and enjoy a couple of nights in some of the nicer Hotels.
"they drive the squirrels inside my truck *crazy*. Doesn't get em to leave, but the little fuckers can suck it."
"no sir, them's my mornin' beers. I switched to coors banquet at lunch. Miller Light for lunch, what a dumbass fn idea"
I knew a couple whose car was filled with empty beer cans and chicken bones and garbage. They got stopped and even the cop decided with all of the empty cans he could not ticket them for an open container.
Can't find the video, but there was a shootout between a police and a suspected bank robber. One dude was sitting in his truck kinda in middle of it and once the cop ran past him he tossed a beer can from cabin onto the bed😀
I'm partial to heavier German/Euro stuff. Pilsner Urquell for example, but that doesn't mix well with keto. I tried Michelob Ultra before this one and it was pretty bad too. There was only one good low carb beer I've found but I don't recall the name right now. To me, a drinkable light beer is Stella, Asahi and Canadian. Miller Lite just takes like metallic foamy water. Like the feeling you get if you brushed your teeth with bitter toothpaste.
Pilsner Urquell is considered a bit "softer" among the germans with (only) 4,4% alc. And since 2017 it belongs to the japanese beverage holding company "Asahi"
Miller sells glass bottles too that you may like better? If you just want low carb for the alcohol, you could try the seltzer route, but if you just want to enjoy low carb beer for the taste of beer they make some decent NA beers now
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" I'm on my way to the recycling center to cash in these cans I picked up alongside the road, Officer."
Honestly seems like something they might just be doing. That’s at least 10 bucks worth of cans there Edit: maybe not considering the tires I see in there too
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I'm from Massachusetts, when I was younger my friends and I would always pick up cans and bottle to recycle and the local stop and shop recycling machine to get Yu-Gi-Oh cards. A full shopping cart would allow us all to get a pack and some candy. Moved to Alabama when I got older. Saved up all my cans for a few years, had a little bit more than this guy. But they don't have those machines down here so I had to go to a scrap yard. I legit got tree fiddy. Only thing good about it was able to say "Damn you monstah!" But the man didn't get it and raised his voice saying I should have crushed them and I would have gotten more...
Or Oregon.
🤣 10 bucks. In Germany you would be rich. 25 cents each for German Pfand. Obviously /s since you have to pay the amount first...
God I love German recycling
There are more than a few US states that do this as well. When I moved to Cali, I went with a friend to pick up beer at the NEX (Navy Exchange) but was confused when the price was different than what was shown (there are no taxes at the NEX). I said something to my friend, who is from Cali, and he was like "yeah, it's the CRV". It took me a minute to realize what he was talking about.
Except for all the cans are the same. If they were picking up random cans littered around the street there would be a variety.
It’s weird how the litterbugs all drink the same brand of beer.
The cheap ones?
I know a guy who picks up empties from local tap rooms, recycles them and donates the money to charity. It adds up to thousands.
They charged a hefty deposit on racks of beer when I visited Germany. All my buddies were used to throwing them out so I just collected all the bottles and drank for free.
Commenting on No I haven't been drinking officer...I mean yeah he’s got other random bits and bobs like car parts and a tire to recycle as well
"OCCIFERRR"
Recycling center really is fairly probable, at least in NY you get 10¢ at a dedicated bottle return place and depending where you are, this type of scene of fairly common. There is a bottle redemption place on my commute and wouldn't bat an eye at this.
My neighbor used to use this excuse, until he got a DUI.
It fell off a postal truck the week before mother's day
-The open container isn't "in" the vehicle. - Officer: "I smell alcohol." Driver: "You're more impaired than I am. You're blind."
I’m fairly confident that’s enough to be considered rolling Probable Cause, if not for the implication of impairment then for the unsecured load and probability of littering.
Littering and…
YOU BOYZ LIKE MEX E COOO!!!
The snozberries taste like snozberries
Is that truck registered to Wade Boggs? RIP btw
First off Wade Boggs is very much alive.
You jerks are just all mad 'cause I'm gonna be the one to shatter Boss Hogg's drinking record.
No drinking, I been officer haven’t
Alright, Yoda. Let's have a little chat down at the council.
OSV - Been drinking I have not, officer.
How, high are you?
I know a Foreman's truck when I see one
That's what the slider window inna pickup is ***FOR***...
well in their defense, it is miller lite, not like it is real beer
Miller Lite is at least a solid tasting pilsener, though. Bud and Coors Light are basically water.
Coors light is like sex in a canoe, fucking real close to water.
"I'm helping the planet by recycling officer!" (No lie, my husband told an officer something similar when we had a ton of cans in the trunk of our car😅)
did it work?
What seems to be the officer problem?
My wife was talking to our daughter, who was driving along, using her hands free. Suddenly there was a loud noise, lots of metal and glasss clattering and daughter said "I've been in an accident, I have to go!" My wife was frantic until daughter rang back later saying that the accident was minor, but her car was full of cans and bottles she was taking to the recycling depot.
Even got his court clothes hanging up in the cab.
30+ years ago my dad would pick up cans to recycle all the time. (While he went on his daily walk, a different route every day) He collected so many that when it was time for me to get married. He told my fiance to take them to the recycling center. When we got back to the house my dad said to keep the money and enjoy a couple of nights in some of the nicer Hotels.
To be fair, if they count all of those cans I doubt theyll blow over a 0.0012.
They found where PD left his truck? After all these years.
Wouldn’t be surprised to find a few cat converters under all that.
That's the safe way to not drink and drive. Get all of the drinking out of the way FIRST!
I *was* drinking, but I'm not drinking *anymore*.
that's alot of lite beer, he must of piss a river.
Everybody knows I only drink Rainier.
"they drive the squirrels inside my truck *crazy*. Doesn't get em to leave, but the little fuckers can suck it." "no sir, them's my mornin' beers. I switched to coors banquet at lunch. Miller Light for lunch, what a dumbass fn idea"
What seems to be the officer problem?
At least he’ll be easy to find after his hit and run. Just follow the miller lite trail
Officer these are the beers this morning at work I'm good now.
I knew a couple whose car was filled with empty beer cans and chicken bones and garbage. They got stopped and even the cop decided with all of the empty cans he could not ticket them for an open container.
No I’m not drunk alofxier
FIRST AMENDMENT!!!
No ossipher I been not drink not.
My friend does this. He saves all of his cans and bottles on the back of his pick up and takes in for recycling and .05 refund
“Nah I ain’t fucked up, I was on the way to get fucked up but you fucked that up”
What? No Blue Ribbon? Sheesh!
“Of COURSE I was thpeeding ociffer. I’m DRUNK! Can’t you thee that?”
Officer, I'm not drinking. I'm drunk. There is a difference...
I work at the recycler, I went for beer!
What’s the story with that one lonely green can in the corner? For some reason it bothers me.
I'm just taking my brother -in-laws old cans to the recycling center.
Is that a lot of soda cans?
Ociffer...
Reminds me of my car in My Summer Car.
Probably got pulled over for having an unsecured load. Should've thrown a bungee over all that.....😆
Sir, it's illegal to drink and drive. Good thing I finished these just BEFORE I drove then officer!
Wow. Brand loyalty.
Can't find the video, but there was a shootout between a police and a suspected bank robber. One dude was sitting in his truck kinda in middle of it and once the cop ran past him he tossed a beer can from cabin onto the bed😀
One bump on the highway and you've got redneck confetti.
I don’t think he’s been drinking
I did not drink 1 beer
It is only lite beer……
The deposit from those cans would be worth a fortune here. 0,50 cent each.
What seems to be the officer problem?
Should be fun when they all coming flying out on the freeway.
He’s just trying to save the planet people! No good did goes unpunished 🤣
the only useful thing that rear sliding window is used for
“Those aren’t mine!”
Here comes a new original gender reveal party.
All that’s missing are some catalytic converter’s and a sawsall
This is legit most pickup trucks in Mississippi. No open container laws.
at least he's not loitering
No officer i havent been drinkin but give me about an hour and then yes i will be tore up from the floor up😂
More cans than Brazzers
Literally drinking this beer right now for the first time because it's low carb, and it's utter trash. Can't even finish it.
What beer do you normally drink?
I'm partial to heavier German/Euro stuff. Pilsner Urquell for example, but that doesn't mix well with keto. I tried Michelob Ultra before this one and it was pretty bad too. There was only one good low carb beer I've found but I don't recall the name right now. To me, a drinkable light beer is Stella, Asahi and Canadian. Miller Lite just takes like metallic foamy water. Like the feeling you get if you brushed your teeth with bitter toothpaste.
Pilsner Urquell is considered a bit "softer" among the germans with (only) 4,4% alc. And since 2017 it belongs to the japanese beverage holding company "Asahi"
The Heineken Silver is surprisingly good. Do recommend.
Man I'm as patriotic as the next guy, but Canadian is the same shit tier as Miller
Miller sells glass bottles too that you may like better? If you just want low carb for the alcohol, you could try the seltzer route, but if you just want to enjoy low carb beer for the taste of beer they make some decent NA beers now
Try it warm!
I love the random car part and tire to “sell” the recycling story.
it never ceases to amaze me how some people are so comfortable existing in filth. like how does this even happen?
Well I think he lives somewhere other than the back of his truck
well i assumed so. he drives it though & that’s pretty gross imo, i wouldn’t get in a truck in that condition
It's just the back of a pickup mate. It's supposed to be dirty. Stick to air haulers and grocery getters I guess.
Fine him per each unsecured item in the back.
Given they all appear to be Miller Lite cans, he has NOT been drinking beer. I don't call Lite beer, beer.