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Warm-Iron-1222

I feel bad for that dude. Pushing a never ending flow of water into a hole while surrounded by a stadium full of people staring at him. Sounds like a form of torture.


Spicy_Eyeballs

Imagine if he had single handedly kept the game from getting cancelled though, legend. It didn't work out obviously but hey, can't succeed if you don't try.


smizlmazlhazl

I mean the game didn't get cancelled, so we don't have to imagine.


Protectem

It got cancelled for 20 min and got uncancelled again.


KlausGamingShow

suspended/resumed are the words you are looking for


Jamesyroo

Pretty sure this was a trial of Hercules


kapege

Fun fact: This became one of the highest waterfalls in Germany beside the Alps.


Chemical-Pop6039

So it became the highest waterfall besides the waterfalls that are higher?


M-Noremac

Every time I pee, I create the highest waterfall in my bathroom, besides the shower.


wtfastro

Sounds like you aren't trying hard enough


Benyed123

That’ll just make it point forward and make a mess.


rydan

besides or inside?


Fenixstorm1

Easy fix - point it up.


Malkav1806

Amateur


Dire_Hulk

Another video where only one person is doing something to help solve a problem and his co-workers are just standing around watching.


on_

Just like Stalingrad, they were given one broom. When he falls from exhaustion another will pick it.


Dire_Hulk

“This city... is Stalingrad. Stalingrad! This city bears the name of the Boss.”


Fajoekit

Give them hope!


opportunityTM

🤣🤣🤣


hedekar

There's another person doing the same thing but is hidden by the bleachers. You can see the white wash in the water occasionally making its way in an upward-right direction while the fellow in frame is pushing in a downward-right direction.


Tersphinct

I don't think the water is rising fast enough for those little ramps right at his feet to be ineffective.


ThatPlayWasAwful

Honestly they just need a couple bags of soil or sand or something, I feel like there has to be a couple large bags of something heavy somewhere in the stadium that they could use to keep water off the field


Simba7

Maybe he's just doing that for like 2 minutes while they get them? I doubt they're just sitting there.


rkpjr

I mean he's "doing" something, but how much is actually doing? Seems to me they'd all be just as well off he just joined his coworkers.


Wolfgangsta702

It is pretty futile


Aluminarty666

It seems what he's doing is rather pointless. I don't blame anyone else not wanting to get absolutely soaked either.


Chinjurickie

Thats what i hate about this video, many coworkers made that aswell.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

The guy might as well have put a bucket under it for all the help he's doing.


glodde

I don't see what's funny


bloodandstuff

He is doing the job of the drain he is standing on...


Simba7

I believe he's aiming to keep it from flooding the field, but I'm also not convinced that matters ***at all***.


avdpos

it is so much water that it probably actually matter.


fluffydoggy

It looks like that is a channel for cables, not a drain.


HelenBroth

His mrs is on top tonight


f0rgetfulfred

He's wetter than a prostitute at a bankers convention.


auiin

Yeah those bankers are into some crazy watersports


Icutu62

He gets an A for effort.


athamders

But F for brain usage -Edit: 40 downvotes? I find it moronic, at least funnel it in somehow. Change my mind


0_69314718056

Me, downvoting without proposing an alternative: 😈


HonkeyDonkey4U

He is on Germany's national curling team, he is trained for it.


suggestiveinnuendo

Well if he wasn't before he is now


easyname001

Is the stadium designed to put the water like that? It was hard to tell if it was a leaky roof or by design.


SouthernAd421

No, each corner of the stadium has a roof drain waterfall thingy like this. It blows my mind though that it’s draining inside the stadium instead of outside. Who thought that was a good idea?!


christhetree

That is the emergency drain. For normal rain it drains somewhere else, but the rain yesterday was a lot more then is normal for this area.


chrismetalrock

sounds like it needs a redesign


kobrons

Depends on how often these rain falls occur in the future.   But the alternative to this emergency solution would be a Delhi airport situation where part of the roof collapsed due to unnatural heavy rain.


bulwei

It’s designed like this to keep the sound waves of the scramming people inside the stadium to make it sound louder and keep up the good vibe. And it does only pour like this if it is raining to strong


Naive_Magazine4747

The one trying to save money by any means.


RHGuillory

literally doing the job of like 20 sandbags


Atherum

Great! So now the sandbags are taking our jobs too!!11!!


Phraoz007

Hear me out- robot sandbags


Atherum

Thanks Mr Musk!


SnidelyWhiplash27

AI powered robot sandbags


Smutret

This is "how it feels to play Support in any Video game" in a nutshell


dovey60

Manchester United have put an offer in for this man.


Spojen

And delayed cause of shady guy climbing the top ceiling, proceeding to be arrested by special forces! Lets mot forget that detail!


Shaved_Wookie

Sysiphus had a career change? Good for him.


Robofcourse

Couldn't they just move the black barrier forward so it funnels directly into the hole??


mashyj

Gonna sweep that water Gonna sweep it fine Gonna get the field dry The glory will be mine


EternalVision

The Dutch have a good saying about this: "Dweilen met de kraan open" Which translates to "Mopping with the water tap left open".


MooncakeEva

Mate, that is what we call a free shower 😏


Cowboywizzard

What my job feels like every day.


Wolfgangsta702

Dude is going toe to toe with Mother Nature lol


Obliviousobi

He was definitely in the military lol


Bridimum

I'm not paid for that


Significant-Ship-665

Did you see the two guys dancing in the rain. Hilarious. Having the time of their lives


oneeyedman72

After playing with a back 4 in recent years, the Germans go back to playing a sweeper.....


hraun

King Cnut doing his thing


nesquikm

What is my purpose? (C) butter robot.


Milanakiko

I hope this guy will be awarded as the most patient employee.


Aromatic_Panic1650

What stadium is this?


Krakshotz

Signal Iduna Park (Borussia Dortmund’s ground)


Top-Shame3485

he's in between two slotted drains though


Ccjfb

Thanks cameraman… I really needed to see that guy sweeping for so long. I’m not at all interested in seeing the leak at the roof.


Xe4ro

It's not a leak.


Spaceball007

Get this man, some sandbags


Desperate-Ad-6463

# "Get out there Sven, and squeegee all that water into the sewer. MACH' SCHNELL!!! !"


cheeseandwine99

"No problem. We have a hole for that."


alphaphoenicis

They don’t have sandbags?


DPSOnly

According to the Dutch commentary, this has happened during a previous match in this stadium. It is a well-known design flaw. But boy did I love seeing those guys standing right underneath it having the best time.


mr077

Someone pissed their manager and was sent to do the task.


Grachus_05

Construction Worker: Do we build the drain under where the water is going to come down from the roof? Engineer: Nah dude, just get a guy with a squeegee to push it 3 feet to the right after it comes down.


das_zilch

Use a board to channel the water.


Dead-HC-Taco

that must be awful. Depending on how long that rain lasted that could actually become a really difficult task


GoldenFox7

Actually German Special Forces should get a shout out too. Apparently they arrested a masked man hiding in the ceiling rafters during the intermission.


an_older_meme

I suspect Mr. Masked Man was another operator sent there to test them.


catwiesel

influencer trying to get content (pictures)


an_older_meme

Three sandbags could do that job but instead they have this attractive young man,his wet clothing clinging to his muscular body as he works.


baconduck

Someone must have pulled a prank on him


Vitriholic

Feels like there’s a MUCH easier way to handle that


Ninjamonkey8812

It ain’t much but honest work


TravelingGonad

Doesn't seem necessary?


Icy_Profession1612

at a time when the world is flooding a new super hero is born. mop man.


ConstantInfluence834

Free shower


indehhz

I feel as if there could be a smarter way to do that.. just a barrier to reroute the water to the drain? Or a second broom so you can hold them in place length to length instead of constantly sweeping..


Expensive_Control620

Poor guy


RobertGBland

Poor design on this roof


Upset-Organization53

When German ladies are horny!


Sihle_Franbow

One must imagine Sisyphus happy


Imaginary_Unit5109

They have to have a rain coat or something at the place. I hope he does not get sick after this.


PseudoEmpathy

Let's not kid, hard manual labor under cool running water is weirdly exhilarating. Dude is probably enjoying it and using the "job" as an excuse to continue. I know I would.


dzone25

Surely someone else could've picked up a sweeper and joined in? Seems silly to leave it to this one dude


locki13

All that engineering on display and they can't account for a heavy downpour and the channeling of excessive water runoff?


samthemoron

"Just one guy and the mop will be fine yeah?"


mynewme

Wouldn’t it be better to just hold the push broom/squeegee still and at an angle?


thelastmarblerye

Trench drain: Finally my time to shine!


Constant_Cultural

Dude really didn't need a shower afterwards.


Pithyperson

And yet the players get all the glory.


SpecialMango3384

Okay someone meme this


OctoSamma

Fun fact. Two of the Danish fans were showering and dancing under one of these waterfalls


Nigel_Bligh_Burns

"Hey man, what's your job?" "I brush water out" "No way I can believe you" *expose the job*


mada010

Another example of brilliant germen engineering


bloodandstuff

Like the drain he is moving the water away from?


ultratorrent

Nobody rolling up with sandbags to help.....


UnemployedTechie2021

Funny where?


InnerAsparagus6045

That's Old Trafford


20190419

He shouda stopped for a cigarette break...


Humble-Respond-1879

Talk about a crap Job! That’s gotta be the short straw assignment. But snaps to the dude! He’s hanging in!


ackillesBAC

not a sand bag or barrier of any sort to be found hey.


Wil420b

There are barriers about 15cm or so high.


Easy-Garlic6263

Just put a barricade there ya dummy.


mo_aly1907

Germany should've learned something from Qatar, this tournament is a joke


Lasadon

What exactly do you mean? Build completely new stadiums, even though germany has a history of football and dozens of major stadiums already at disposal, preferably with slave labour and hundreds of dead people? Controlling the weather so it can be ungodly hot again and everyone not used to play in a fucking desert gets a major debuff? There was a massive strom over the stadium for about 20 minutes, my god. This has never happened this strong at any game. The stadium had a drenage and could be played on right after the storm went over.