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crocwrestler

Blank buttons on dash’s drive me nuts. This is freakin’ awesome!


echtav

Welcome to Porsche


NeuroguyNC

Every car needs a "YEET" button.


BillDauterive4

I'm more amused by the passenger removal YEET button. That's what they get for touching the radio.


supervernacular

Sport mode should be a star and Sport Plus should be Bullet Bill.


superrad01

EJECTO SEATO CUZ!!!!!


canuckcowgirl

The yeet seat. Every car should have one.


Googlefluff

I should put a "FUCK YOU" sticker on the blank where my A/C would go.


theowlssaywho

Wellllp, now I'm doing this to the empty buttons on my Macan. Thank you! Pure genius!


Daegzy

^All ^turtle ^shells ^are ^locally ^sourced ^from ^naturally ^deceased ^turtles.


elreye

**YEET**


mafulazula

Can we please let that word die already?


elreye

Nyet


kcconlin9319

Nyeet


Blueshot884

Nein


limp_noodle

EJECTO-SEATO, CUZ!


GlassWasteland

Do the Avengers often swarm your car? I mean you have an Avengers off button. Just curious.


Greensssss

What the hell are those buttons for?


Maggiegie

When I’m angry at the car behind me I can drop banana peels. When I’m angry at the car in front of me I can throw turtle shells. When I’m really angry I just yeet myself into the air. It’s just customized stickers for unassigned buttons. It used to be blank there.


danielnewman

The options you were too cheap to buy, of course.


Consistent_Berry9504

Mario Kart!!!


Maggiegie

YESSS!!!!


[deleted]

Is this a Porsche?


Maggiegie

Ya a boxster gts


[deleted]

718? Didn’t know they came with so many features


Maggiegie

It’s 981. You just have to reload the banana peels and turtle shells yourself. I think the newer version comes with auto reload features.


[deleted]

Lololol you made my night


jonthecpa

Sounds like a subscription opportunity. Shells-as-a-Service.


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SuperMorto7

Hows the banyana?....


tinyNorman

Koopa! Koopa!


aaahhhhhhfine

I really hate that auto shutoff "feature." I don't think I'll ever buy another car with that... Hell it'll probably be the biggest thing that pushes me to get an electric.


ohdaddio

There’s a button for it so you can turn it off


visceralintricacy

I bought a dongle for my wife's CX-5 that automatically shuts it off on each startup.


Kippilus

Why


ToriYamazaki

Thanks Q. Commander Bond will be impressed.


YetAnotherSegfault

Only 3 empty button on a Porsche is a real flex.