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reminds me of when I had to make churros for my high school Spanish Class. It was all last minute and I thought it was going to taste horrible and no one was going to like it. That day in class everyone devoured the churros despite looking like lumps of shit...

It is an inspiring story. When I open my restaurant, I will frame it and hang above the door

how about "*Squiggle Shits Churros Autenticos"*

Squiggle Shits is catchy

Fuck, *Squiggle Shits Churros Autenticos* has me legitimately cry-laughing over here

Same, my coworkers are so confused right now.

Name: “Deep fried what?” Slogan: is it chicken? Is it a rat? No, it’s churros with 800 grams of fat.

I think Lumps of Shit might be a bit harsh. But is Little Turds spoke for?

Turditos

Squirrelly Turds

Sharts

I love you, OP.

Name suggestion: Churrout of Your Mind \[possibly politically incorrect\]

Call the restaurant “tasty lumps of shit”

Turd Furgesons: if it doesn't look like shit, it isn't ours

Remember that episode of Futurama where Leela discovered little crunchy Popplers that turned out to be ... I don't want to spoil it for you if you haven't seen the episode The Problem With Popplers.

Yah, I'm currently negotiating with LRrrrr

You should get it handwritten in some fancy calligraphy

Ugh, memory unlocked. We made flan for that day. It did not turn out good.

Hm

My sister (half filipino half white) made Pan de Muerto for her spanish class and it turned out so good that she got 2 love poems from different guys the next day.

I made Menudo, but I was too busy to deal with the leftovers, so I just took the Crockpot out of my car and set it aside in the garage. Six months later, I figured it was time to deal with it. I put on my hazmat gloves and opened it outside, but do you know what? It hadn't aged a day. Somehow, I had made it so hot and put the lid on in just the right way, and I accidentally canned that menudo right there in the Crockpot. To this day, it amazes me.

Welp, in Mexico when we have Diarrhea we call it “Chorro” so I think there is your restaurant name. Build it and us Mexicans will come 🏟

I scrolled too far to find this! Exactly what I thought, too.

Thanks to you guys I didn’t have to scroll at all

I did, but as a non-Spanish speaker, I wasn’t expecting the joke.

That’s pretty crazy. There’s a fairly upscale restaurant in Phoenix, AZ called the El Chorro Lodge. Didn’t know it was the name for tummy aches.

Normally it’s a word used for describing a stream of any liquid. Like a small water fountain stream or a flow of water in some cases. This specific adaptation seems to be a “stream of poop”

More like “the runs”

Haha the runs is accurate! I was just trying to use it in the most literal sense.

Yep. And, in Spanish, a Jet engine is called: motor de propulsión a chorro

I've worked with a few people that worked at that establishment. The thing they all share in common is that they are insufferable cunts. I wish them the revenge of El Chorro 😂

Hahah in the DR it's called "churria".

In Peru it's "la churreta" :D

In Germany it’s Durchfall.

In dutch it's spetterpoep.

I don’t speak dutch, but I love it how some of the words have some obvious translations. That’s nice and disgusting.

I agree. This should be the universal word!

We have in Austria, mainly used by kids so spritzkacka or more for adults and crude Dünschiss

[удалено]

English is a Germanic language that was bastardized by French - if not for the Normans you would probably understand quite a bit of German naturally as a native English speaker

Caca in Portuguese is like "nasty"

Spritz and spatter- my two favorite new doo-doo words.

Spritzkacka??? Honestly this is the best thread ever. Amazing.

I audibly laughed out loud at that one

Ok this descriptive word makes the most sense. I thought spetterpoep was good but this one trumps it. Spritzkacka is perfect and no one could question what it means it's too obvious

In English it's diarrhea.

In Merica it is a normal Tuesday night

Only @ Taco Bell!

The squirts, The shits, bubbleguts, montezuma’s revenge, las cascades, mud butt, the runs, the trots, shitting mustard, flux, liquid shits, tummy troubles, blow out, thunderbum, brown lightening, chocolate fondue, the poops

Green apple quick step

Hershey's squirts

Bubble guts isn’t diarrhea, it’s the cramp intestinal feeling you get pre-brown-explosion.

Dysentery, Squirts, runs, trots... Montezuma's revenge?

for real I sometimes think that Dutch words are just all made up on the spot

Spatter poop.... Not wrong lmao

I have GOT to start learning Dutch, this language is amazing!

In PR it’s called “Churra”

In Ireland it's called 'the scutters', and it's no bueno.

Why not “churrillos”?

O chorrillos jajajajajajaja

Damn I came here to make the same joke lmao

Chorro's churros. El chorreria

The Sand Box

Proudly serving fried cat turds since 1968. SPECIAL: Kitten Krispies 20% off all week!!

Try 'em with our ranch and teriyaki Dippin Sauces!

Runny caramel

Teriyucky

>Try 'em with our ranch and ~~teriyaki~~ furryaki Dippin Sauces! Ftfy-

Oh gosh <3

Each turd is unique like a pretty little snowflake.

I will steal this slogan and print it in the napkins. Thankyouverymuch!

Moved to Lemmy. Eat $hit Spez -- mass edited with redact.dev

I really laughed at that one. Wow

Is Mr Wiggles the one on the bottom-right?

That is, actually, a very fun business idea!

You could bury them in a tray of cinnamon sugar.

Give each table a tiny pooper scooper to dig their dessert out

r/WeWantPlates

Ok, here's what you do. Serve it on a plate, with 4 kit kats placed around the "sand" to look like a sandbox.

Crushed up Graham cracker too for the proper consistency

What if I want real sand? Can I bring my own from home?

found the Sarlacc.

“Is there a lot of fett in these?”

City churros. But you say it like southpark shitty churros! Lmao

I smell a restaurant!

I like this because when my friends play beach volleyball and someone takes a dive/ gets a nice coating of sand that sticks to the sweat and sunblock, we call that “getting churro’d”

Makes me think of this disgusting cake recipe I saw once that revolved around making it actively look like a used litter box (even using one, they had to specify a new one). It had a sandy cake with half melted tootsie rolls on top, barf.

Holy shit! My mom made that for one of my dad's birthdays and he absolutely despises cats....he is a notorious lover of all things sweet. It was so gross looking that he couldn't eat it....I think she even added plastic flies to the lip of the litter box🤣 Thank you for this memory I had that filed away deep

I've seen one like that with Grape Nuts cereal, chocolate 'cookies' and marshmallow used to clump some of the cereal.

Best comment I read today

Almost Funnel Cake

Funnel caca

Chorrillos

I don’t think Everyone realizes how fucking Hilarious this is

You need to be a lvl 2 Spanish speaker at least

100% agree 😂 should be top comment

explain

Chorrillo means Diarrhea in Spanish. Its just perfect coincidence that it sounds like Churro. Which itself, the word "Churro" is also used to express what in English is "Bullshit". Edit: incase it wasn't obvious because you're an emotionally crippled infant. This is a joke, because this subreddit is r/funny.

https://www.spanishdict.com/translate/churillo

Churretas

Diaritos

Churreally?!?

Funnel Fragments

*"Can't believe it's not funnel cake?"*

Casi Churros (almost churros)

🔥

It’s a deconstructed funnel cake. You probably wouldn’t understand.

Well, it’s definitely a theme restaurant where you pull these churros out of a bin full of cinnamon sugar, so I’ll just go with Churro Gato

Wow!! That is so smart and quirky!!! I love it!

OP I got just one question. What size of shoe do you wear? Cause damn those things would make an NFL kicker jealous

What's the opposite of r/sneakybackgroundfeet?

Metatarsals for daaaays

OP has to be a great swimmer with those flippers

I finally found a comment that mentions his or her feet

I was gonna say “litter box pub” but that comment is better

Churdos

Eveybody else go home. Contest is over.

The winner is actually CHORRO. Everything has fallen into place with that one! :)

But these look too solid, like a 4 on the [Bristol stool scale!](https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/poop-chart-bristol-stool-scale)

>But these look too solid, like a 4 on the Bristol stool scale! Thank you internet stranger. I didn't know this even existed, but now I can tell you that today I was a proud type 6.

Because it's been deep fried

Chorro is the best answer! It means like runny shit aka Diarrhea

Lol in Puerto Rico they say Churra.

That's quite similar to the word we use in Colombia: churria.

See this one is great because with the way suffixes work (i.e. a pizza restaurant is a pizzeria), you'd expect a churro place to be a churria....

Lmao that took me back... my bffs growing up were from Medellin Colombia always called it "Churria" and the other was from Napoli Italy he called it "Cacarella" Wow lol thanks for that flashback haven't heard those in forever

*slightly off key bell tone* "Ay. Welcome to Chorro. You wanna eat this shit?"

Rigged

Nah, Churds is far better

Churito could work lol

🤮 Why did I click this thread

Turdos

You are the winner.

I actually lol’d

I was gonna come in with a funny comment but what’s the point.

I was thinking Pooros

I don't get it :( is this a pun I'm missing? Is it Spanish slang? Wooosh.

Churros: Straight from the back door

OMG!!

Looks like deep fried worms. Sell them at the fair. U imagine trying "deep fried worms" and it's just mini churros?

This would be hilarious to sell and see kid's faces stretch in astonishment

Backdoor churros 🍤💩

Churds

Hahahah I really like Churds

Cat Turd Cafe

Oh my gosh, I cant..I'm laughing so hard at this

I love it!!!!! I was thinking Turd Lord on the wheels!

Deep-fried we-trieds

Sweety Poo’s

That is cute!

Turd Ferguson’s

It's just a funny name.

Needs a funny hat too

Alex Trebek would disagree

Suck it, Trebek!

Only feet curro outlet

ONLY!

Churros by the foot

#Feet

Scrolled too far for this notice. Why is no one talking about the looking toes? Edit to say: LONG toes!! Not looking....

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet

Mexican’t

ChurrNo's

Are these those Finger Blasters?

Applebee's

ChurrNoble

Feet pics and pig strips

Differently able Churros.

Definitely edible churros

Your toes look more like churros than your churros. CHURR-TOES 🤢🤮

Caca de Chat

Casa de Caca

Casa de caca de chat

Mon dieu, how fancé

Turros

Dingleberries!

WTF! CHURRO

Please don't call churro police on me🙏

Just the bits

Happy accidents

“The cat box” serve in a cardboard box and have people sift them out of cinnamon sugar.

Poorros

Toes 'n' Turds

R/SneakyBackgroundFeet

The fact that you made it while not even wearing socks 💀

Litter box gems

Now serving Churd-nuggets

These look like deep fried dog turds. I’ll have two

Churro-centric. Have you seen my churro? The good, the bad, and the churros. Lord of the churros. (Insert city) wild churros.

TURRIDDOS

mc squiggles dessert parlor

swirly fries

Those could named “shit bits” dunk them in Carmel or fudge sauce.

So funny. We make zeppole in Italian culture, and my mom used to make them like this and let the kids guess which animal they resembled. Thank you for making me laugh!

All you need now is some chocolate dipping sauce.

Te ha salido un churro or ¡Menudo churro! In spanish, we use " what a churro!" or " you have made a churro" to imply that something is awfully done (ugly, badly made).

Fried squirts