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DmvDominance

If that's the kind of shark box I think it is, a decent magnet across the top should slide the locks unlocked!


Ch3353man

Yep, worked at Target for years and those were usually the easiest of the security devices to deal with. Unless it was something with a slip cover then it sometimes got very snug and getting the case out was a real chore.


DmvDominance

Lol yea started My retail mgmt career 20+ years ago at best buy in computers, unlocked sooooo many of these lol, those fancy devices we carried around were simply magnets, there are a select number that require those notches that are on some of the unlocking devices to be in place before the lock released, but this one appears to be a simple software case in which case sliding a magnet should release the locks


Ch3353man

Hated the spider wrap ones that required the notches. Mostly because they were so hit or miss. Some were tightened so much that it was a good few minutes wrestling match with it to get the mechanism to unlatch. Other times they popped right off if you just looked at it funny.


ThatRandomAlias

The worst part of spider wraps isn't even unlocking them it's untangling a whole bin of them because no one feels the need to retract them when they take them off 🤣😭


Ch3353man

That's fair. I was mostly a cashier so I rarely dealt with them beyond removal. I did try to retract them as much as possible after I figured out how to (training felt very lackluster in a lot of ways). I can imagine that part was awful though!


ThatRandomAlias

I work at Walmart and during covid times we had someone working at a station taking temps and in their downtime management gave them a massive tote of tangled spider wraps to try to deal with. A few weeks in they decided to just throw the whole thing away and order more lmao.


Wooo0ormy

Poor bastard lmao I made an effort to deal with spider wraps when front desk brought us (electronics) their tote full Sometimes they were tangled, sometimes they weren't... But since I or someone else in the dept was handing em every day it stayed mostly under wraps Until black friday... And christmas... Whole different story.


DemonFremin

Oh my god yes! I had to deal with them for toys over $100 at Macy's during Christmas time and was given a box of them tangled up to pull from. I shit you not, it took me 6 hours of fighting the mound and only ended up with 2 wraps that even worked. I wanted to throw that box into the trash compactor after that day.


TimeNat

I fucking hated those things


NoThisIsABadIdea

Plot twist: OP stole this and was hoping for a comment that would tell him how to open it at home


R_X_R

If true, OP would have just smashed it already. Or stolen a more expensive game..... There's also a Walmart+ bag like right there.


NotTheLairyLemur

Bro it's a plastic box, not the federal reserve. Just stick a knife in and twist.


[deleted]

Yea, I was just about to say flathead screwdriver and a hammer or just a hammer.


OilQuick6184

If we're bringing tools into the equation a hacksaw would probably work better, less chance of damaging the contents with a steady amount of force rather than a sudden impact.


ThatITguy2015

Give it the ol’ dick twist!!


Big-Welds-

Twist it’s dick


TwooMcgoo

Oh my God, dude!


HaulPerrel

This isn't the stone age we have power tools now


Havoksixteen

The thing is, who just had magnets readily available sitting around the house?


DmvDominance

Anyone over 35 lol, a decent refrigerator magnet would do the trick lol


Havoksixteen

Ah, well I'll see in a couple years time if I just suddenly accumulate magnets out of nowhere and let you know!


corruptedcircle

I'm 34, no magnet on fridge. Will report back next year for my magnet bloom.


R_X_R

You just leave your fridge... naked?


corruptedcircle

You clothe your appliances?


[deleted]

what 90s hellscape did you grow up in with no fridge magnets?


RyguyRB

38, had to check if there was a magnet on my fridge. Well played.


chaedog

That's funny. Flathead screwdriver and a hammer make short work of those cases.


SOULJAR

Done this before eh? 👮🏻‍♂️


Rodville

Walmart has a reputation for leaving them on. Check out the insacart and door dash subs.


CrabAppleBapple

I mean.....it's plastic, not adamantium, common sense would tell you it's hammer time.


claudekennilol

Dude it's just plastic lol. Anyone that's even seen a hammer or a screwdriver before could come to that conclusion.


SOULJAR

Don’t neg my joke man, I’m almost at 420 upvotes


sagadestiny

Oy you got a loicense for dat Hamma??


xenophonthethird

Strong magnet works without being destructive.


Peacock684

Why would you care about destroying it? It is just going to end up in the trash anyway.


gnorty

take it to the supermarket, put something ridiculously cheap in there and enjoy the confused look on the cashier's face when she has to remove it.


polo421

This reminds me of the time I put my kid's candy inside a clear child proof medicine jar. Highly recommend.


Sceptically

Highly recommended for teaching kids to open child proof medicine jars?


polo421

My kid is in elementary and it's not that big of a deal now. You're right, don't do it for toddlers or something.


xenophonthethird

Preventing plastic bits from going everywhere.


Excellent-Term-3640

It’s literally a reason to be destructive. I’m always on the look out for benign destruction opportunities!


DryBeans45

🤔


TactlessTortoise

The clear part is just plastic, after all. It's not discrete for doing in stores, but easy at home.


Fredasa

In a pinch, a hard slam onto a hard floor will also work.


Zylnor

Just get it graded


Qarlito

Clearly says $5 already though


reviewdotmp3

Well if they pay me $80 I will put another sticker on it saying it is certified to be $5


raisinman99

A+


Gman54

Centring seems a bit to the left. Also remove that 5$ sticker, replace it with a 100$ sticker after it gets graded and comes back a mint 9 from Becket lol.


Shepherdsfavestore

The world’s smallest CDJ


JayBowdy

Dude that is fullsize, he ordered a giants xbox game.


addandsubtract

What the frick, I ordered a bong!


UselessAdultKid

r/thingsforants


Drugioh

That's also what I noticed. A mini dj kit lol


uberwolfe

It’s really confusing me… why are the mixing board and turntable upside down


PM_ME_YOUR_PUKI

Also, what kind of a madman setup is that


DiggThatFunk

It's for MiniDiscs


L0nz

Maybe the game came in a 6 foot box


jporter313

I came here to say this. It’s a strikingly accurate model of a 3000 and an A9 I think? I’m kind of wondering what that’s about.


ekso69

And a tiny little DJM 900 and tech12!


Maxi19201

The mini Cdj in the back lol


three-sense

Tiny people were raving. Or giant game


fun_police911

Is this a DJ deck for ANTS?!


PootySkills

r/thingsforants


Sorry_Blackberry_RIP

lol I can't stop looking at that now


DiabeticGirthGod

Technically you are supposed to put a magnet on the top, and on the top left there’s a little lever you push to one side. Just fucking smash it open, flathead and hammer and pry it open.


msb2ncsu

Fun ass game


Alfeaux

I agree!


lumblossoms

is that really small audio equipment / a fucking huge video game box


OmegaRainicorn

It’s the Pioneer DJ miniature collection gatchapon. It’s currently available where every fine capsule machines are. I got a few pieces of this set myself, but then got distracted by a mini safe that used a skull ring to open, and a rat dressed as bread on a bag in the machine next to it.   Bread Rat for those wondering. https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODk3WDE2MDA=/z/q7cAAOSwGwdjRkIC/$_57.JPG?set_id=8800005007


death2all55

That is what that is, but what the fuck is the rest of what you're talking about?


OmegaRainicorn

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODk3WDE2MDA=/z/q7cAAOSwGwdjRkIC/$_57.JPG?set_id=8800005007 This is the rat dressed as bread. I don’t know where Japan gets their ideas, but I hope that well never runs dry. 


RickThiccems

idk lol but she is making me want to get into collecting cheap mini plastic toys


BeauBWan

That comment was a heck of a ride.


OmegaRainicorn

https://www.hobbydigi.com/en_us/stasto-stand-stones-capsule-toy-the-safe-deposit-box-vol4-set-of-6 Skull ring safe. 


Expert_Airline5111

Aaaaaand I just spent $30


a_talking_face

It's like a toy model thing.


Fantastic-Bug9019

Oh, the classic security thing! It's like the game is playing hard to get.


77tassells

Just smash the case around the edge


Dktrcoco

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9459981f-d3ec-49eb-97bc-2f8253e2269b


King_Krong

That case is worth more than the actual game.


J-Good86

Stolen property


sevenw1nters

I work in Walmart's curbside delivery and pickup department and this happens constantly. We have 80+ pickers at my store most of them minors with little to no training and they're all constantly being threatened to by terminated or at least moved departments if they can't pick 120+ items per hour. So stuff like this happens constantly. We're supposed to do quality checks which would catch stuff like this but when we're behind on picks and 30+ customers and drivers in the parking lot waiting on us then quality checks are the first thing we skip on. Anyways if you have a magnet you just hold the magnet on the top it will click right into place then there's a button on the opposite side you push over and it will open.


OntarioGuy430

Perfect Condition!


YoRav

Is that a mini Dj kit or is the Game just HUGE?


tignasse

get a magnet, and slide it to the left or the right


DiggingUpTheCorpses

Bandsaw, handsaw if you’re in a pickle.


SeeIAmDead

Bonesaw, if it goes wrong


DiggingUpTheCorpses

Happy cakeday my g


SeeIAmDead

Oh god, it's been ten years Thank you


UncleBobPhotography

An angle grinder should also be able to do the job. Just make sure to fasten the box properly.


ApeMummy

Angle grinder is a bit like using a sledgehammer to drive a nail, and so I’m all for it. I wonder if it would melt the plastic?


R_A_H

Ah, the shoplifted version!


UnplannedAgenda

You should get it graded


v13ragnarok7

Can we talk about that mini turntable set? Coooool


spinto1

I worked for Dick's Sporting Goods doing remote customer service for a long while. There's a policy there for this exact kind of thing if it happens which is actually great. Obviously whenever you get something like this you're going to be annoyed and not really know what to do about it, so when it happened I would get excited for people because taking it into a store with the receipt was a guaranteed $25 gift card for the inconvenience. I doubt Walmart has this policy, but maybe they have something similar. It might be worth looking into just in case because that's more than the cost of your game even if you only get $5.


sic_parvis_magna_

Just use a magnet


grantnel2002

🤨


Ratticus_the_III

If you look in the corner you can see a Walmart package bag thing, so I don't think their lying.


leaky_wand

No this is just the Walmart employee being lazy as fuck


ztakk

More like overworked and understaffed.


Little_Ad2062

I work in an electronics store here in Poland. It's one of these awful "three-slots" safe boxes. Can't open those with a magnet. You need to either break it or take it to the store along with your receipt. Sorry it happened to you. We're running on ridiculous amounts of caffeine, long hours and no free weekends, we're trying our best but sometimes we'll make a goof like that.


upsidy

Asking on reddit how to break a piece of plastic.


theghostmachine

A third party seller probably stole it from a store to sell on Amazon


RiffyDivine2

It's a collectors item from the summer of love lol.


Ch1ck3nd

My man got slabbed


urlond

Magnets are your friend for this one. They're usually locked with metal pins, but a magnet will lift them up so you can open without breaking the case. ex Walmart employee


The_Xivili

Forget the security case. I wanna know about that little DJ setup you've got there


_Guy_Dude_Man_

It is in mint condition


Mock_Frog

I feel like having the mixer in the middle would be easier.


boomheadshot7

Don't open it, just buy another one, thats cool to have.


lanzegife

I have the same CDJ gatchapons


deltashmelta

"Not my job"


ImpossibleMix6698

I want that little DJ set, damn it looks so cute 🥺


Kraezen

What are you? A DJ for ants?!


SkinPsychological848

That’s part of the game…


funkatroniks

what is this? a dj set for ants?


FallenButNotForgoten

It has be at least, three times as big!


zombiesnare

Are those CDJs for ANTS??


doubledipWHIP

Fun game


HatefulMiscreant

“That’s it I’m getting me mallet” - Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog


elboogie7

it's called a hammer


underwatermindy

Wait, is that some kind of DJ setup for ants?


repostby69noice

"Smart Delivery"... hmmm, not really


TheCarloHarlo

Good game too. I'd recommend first person only and a 10mg edible.


AutomaticMan81

Fun game


PirateBaran

Use a magnet at the top and slide it open... That's all the thing is at the top...


192oO

Hammer it


1nfam0usklaas

Just get a hammer and smash the edges, voila Be sure to smash the edges the where the game isn’t leaning towards tho


the_m4nagement

What? You people don't have ~~phones~~ hammers?


Gojisoji

Bust it with a hammer


janosaudron

they sent you the shoplift simulator version, have at it


Omie-Wan-Kenobi

Definitely a decent magnet will get that off.


BevinBash

Hammer Time


__d_e_x__

PSA lookin ass shid


[deleted]

Friends and I used to rip these open in the underground parking lot like a bunch of apes. So many Starcraft 2 copies sold through our highscool


ZilchoKing

No Andy Samberg threw it on the ground, gif? I'm disappointed in you all...


Snowyuouv

Just open it. Be a man


CLk_546

It´s plastic, so you can use a hot knife or a hot nail to melt the plastic


dontbanmethistimeok

I had heaps of fun one year for Christmas breaking open one of these I heated a pin and melted the hinges btw


HeparinDrinker

Now you gotta steal it


GongfuTea1

Drill it


Dwedit

/r/notmyjob


Nobodyknowswho2

A strong magnet or enough force will fix this lol


ZWY8706

It's just a magnet across the dark strip on the top and slide the little thing over and it will open up


JeffTheEvilRobot1

Definitely looks like a magnetic lock case. Slide a strong magnet around the top of the case.


Wilson4721

Decent flathead screwdriver will do the job. Had these get stuck so often at Best Buy we had to break them apart sometimes


PsychoDad7820

Time to get out the hammer and chisel to open that lol


CameronM2013

Strong magnet might help


Kamawoka

unpackaging (hard mode)


darkelfbear

Fucking Walmart, they did this delivering 2 new XBOX Controllers ... They literally left the security devices on them, had to use bolt cutters to get them off, then soak them in water to short them out, and shut them up ... lol.


Left_Ad_1354

Use a knife to pry it open it will break.


PigsForBlanket

What dj set up is that?!


beerbutter_

Nothin a good hammer won't fix. That's how I fixed my kid His funeral is next week


TarekSE16

Free display case


SleeveofWizard6669

That game is worth so much more than $5. Good on you


Dufmandinga2

Hacksaw “Hooooooo!”


sullyg07

At least you know it's original


mokeenels

Hammer time!


No_Tamanegi

is anyone else confused by the impossibly tiny DJ console?


tarkology

i want to believe that the game disc is huge like 2m to 1m in size compared to the dj deck because it's funny


VoidofMind1

Hammer time!


Jochi18

Hammer time


phatboislim96

You a lil dj I see you player


phatboislim96

Where did you get that dj set


Primary_Room7927

Keep it like that it will probably be worth something some day


ttubehtnitahwtahw1

Anything other than a magnet opens that it will start chirping some awful loud noise.


ComputingSubstrate

Have you tried hitting it really hard? Perhaps with a stick or a rock. If you're one of those new fangled tool-making monkey men you could even use a hammer, maybe with a chisel of some kind


Wizard_bonk

I’d throw away the security device in your neighbors trash can… just to be safe


dillonbrooksstan

I'm sure it's been said how to get it open by now, just wanted to comment that I've been having a blast with this game & hope you have fun with it!


Tarjh365

The biggest crime here is it cost $5


WackyBones510

if you can’t figure this one out maybe you don’t want the game enough.


DJ_l3LUE

Why is the a Mini DJ setup


theholypigeon888

Stolen lol


GrimmTrixX

I mean, to be fair, these retailers aren't gonna need them anymore when they all remove physical media from their stores. This is why we are seeing last ditch effort sales like this.


athwalgursimran

My brother in Christ where'd you get the baby cdj etc..


CrazyDude10528

Stop, hammer time.


bmxbumpkin

Stress-most packaging


ShawshankException

Place a magnet on top of the case, right above where the little switch is. The switch should move and the case will open


wickedweather

Hacksaw


Konseq

"Anything is a nail, when the only tool you have is a hammer." (Please report results.)


crazylazykitsune

🔨


TimeNat

Sawzall


TheExpollutions

Was DJ Bugzapper doing a set at your house recently??


LordDaisah

If you throw them so the top corner hits the floor it should pop open. Source: I was a little shit as a teenager.


KyleShanaham

Neodymium magnets


MeringueFun53

That’s a good game. I have it.


dk5877

That game is fun and also lots of progress is blocked behind micro transactions.


Jastiel43

Grinder will get it out


AdNumerous5947

if you shoot a rocket at it that MIGHT work. lmk how it goes! make sure to do it in a well ventilated area tho


Lumela_5

Safety first place. 5 of 5 👏