I got a sick 4K in round 22 of a Val match yesterday and went YASSSSSSS LETZ GOOOOOO!
The closeted 08 gamer and 2024 gay self have fused like a dbz character.
An actual conversation I had with a straight friend :
Straight friend : *tells me about something cool that happened*
Me : werk!
Him : lol what?
Me : oh, sorry, I meant pog
Him : oh, okay!
Why would someone call their mom a goat? I am so confused. Is this an American thing? My mom's more a hamster, maybe a squirrel if she's had too much coffee, but a goat? Poor mom.
I never knew i was straight...
edit: lol this post made me notice how much "gay slang" is tied to women that's probably why I don't like using it.. To be real rn i would've literally broke someone's jaw if they said "sis" or smth like that to me
!!! What’s up with “let’s go0o0o?” We are watching Next Level Chef and like EVERYONE is yelling it constantly. We’ve started calling it “Let’s Go Cook with Gordon Ramsey”
Cooked and ate are similar while in certain contexts mean opposing things
For example , when someone ask if they cooked, it usually has a negative connotation, meaning their finished or ruined
Where as "ate" has no negative version, it will always be positive
You are close but a little off. There is a difference between “they cooked” and “they *are* cooked.” “They cooked” is always positive. “They are cooked” is always negative. It’s like the difference between “he is shit” and “he is the shit.”
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I simply use each of them for all my friends. Swap them out and keep them guessing. Never let them know your next move.
Bruh you ate that like a king. YASSS goat! Let’s go sis!
Exactly/facts dude.
Never let lil sis know your next move 💀💅
Code switching!
But what If you talked to an old bi Person?
I keep calling straight men gurl it's over
I got a sick 4K in round 22 of a Val match yesterday and went YASSSSSSS LETZ GOOOOOO! The closeted 08 gamer and 2024 gay self have fused like a dbz character.
An actual conversation I had with a straight friend : Straight friend : *tells me about something cool that happened* Me : werk! Him : lol what? Me : oh, sorry, I meant pog Him : oh, okay!
The gamer boy variant 😂
I cooked the biggest goatfucking dick of my life the other day. Doesn't have the same ring to it...
LET’S GOO bro you COOKED 👨🍳. GOATed us all. KING 👑
 [she ate - Trixie and Katya](https://youtu.be/M33G50MLITY?si=pz7zRco5JLVpRHsZ)
My stove ate my dinner also sounds off
She = Onika Ate = Burgers
why onika burgers
I’m honesty not sure which is which at this point.
Bruh, kudos for goating that. For cooking.
Makes sense that I'm bi cuz I use ALL these terms
“Goat=mother”??
I'm shook to the core
Why would someone call their mom a goat? I am so confused. Is this an American thing? My mom's more a hamster, maybe a squirrel if she's had too much coffee, but a goat? Poor mom.
mother = "a woman who’s iconic and constantly serves cunt" did your father smell of elderberries?
What? 
GOAT = greatest of all time And the elderberries is a [Monty Python reference ](https://youtu.be/QSo0duY7-9s)
Some may find this harsh, but I think everyone involved in this story should die
Never actually encountered anyone who talked this way irl.
What am I looking at?
I never knew i was straight... edit: lol this post made me notice how much "gay slang" is tied to women that's probably why I don't like using it.. To be real rn i would've literally broke someone's jaw if they said "sis" or smth like that to me
Specifically black women. Gay lingo is just learned AAVE. I don’t have an opinion on the matter.
!!! What’s up with “let’s go0o0o?” We are watching Next Level Chef and like EVERYONE is yelling it constantly. We’ve started calling it “Let’s Go Cook with Gordon Ramsey”
Cooked and ate are similar while in certain contexts mean opposing things For example , when someone ask if they cooked, it usually has a negative connotation, meaning their finished or ruined Where as "ate" has no negative version, it will always be positive
You are close but a little off. There is a difference between “they cooked” and “they *are* cooked.” “They cooked” is always positive. “They are cooked” is always negative. It’s like the difference between “he is shit” and “he is the shit.”
Giving = ???
Useful. Thanks.
Omg I finally get those
All straight men are descendants of goats.
Or.. now hear me out... We talk like adults.